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(Reuters) Amusing "Oh damn." Obama caught blatantly ogling some of the nicer scenery at the G8 summit, while Sarkozy looks on in approval   (reuters.com) divider line 793
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cannotsuggestaname [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 06:38:13 PM  
Meowsertd: I doubt they will because it makes barry look like what he is.

what would that be? A normal human male?

 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 06:42:34 PM  
cannotsuggestaname: Meowsertd: I doubt they will because it makes barry look like what he is.
what would that be? A normal human male?


Yes, obviously, because we all know that every librul socialist weenie who voted for Barry HUSSEIN Obama believes that he's some sort of GOD or "savior" and not a "normal human male." And we know this because people who didn't vote for him keep telling us this every day, and they must know because they're never wrong.

 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 06:43:42 PM  
Yay, it's going green. This could be fun.

 
FloydA [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 06:48:04 PM  
cannotsuggestaname: WTFDYW: //he's cut off

she can't cut him off if she doesn't know where he is getting it.


i105.photobucket.com

Disagrees.

 
Paris1127 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 06:48:49 PM  
dj_bigbird: Who is she? And what's the front view like?

I bet it's Berlusconi's teenage underwear model girlfriend. She's better scenery than L'Aquila right now, I tell you...

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 06:52:15 PM  
Grouchyoldman: Barry likes to compare himself to Lincoln and FDR. Now he can add JFK and Slick Willie as first perverts.

So someone who banged Marilyn Monroe when he had the chance is a pervert?

avatar.movetoiceland.com

 
SFSailor 2009-07-09 06:52:56 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: How bout Citrone and Calonne? (new window)

Great, now you've made me go and learn something today.

That's a steep price to pay for just wanting to make a half-assed attempt at a Honda/Fonda translation!

 
SherKhan 2009-07-09 06:53:05 PM  
I'd spelunk that cavern stygian
Betwixt those cheeks callipygian

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 06:57:47 PM  
No shame in my president's game!

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 06:58:17 PM  
What's with the hating on Foucault? He gave us an awesome pendulum...ohh you mean Michel not Leon, well yeah that is a bit different.

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 06:58:36 PM  
The dialogue:

"Monsieur President, in Frawnce we have zee way wiz luv..."

"Frenchy, we have the Chicago way...down, dirty, in the dark and using an all-beef weiner!"

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:01:41 PM  
dj_bigbird: Who is s

Pretty damn good:

www.g8italia2009.it

17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

/takes a seat over there
//next to the President

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:02:51 PM  
OK, I have no idea what happened to

"[Who is s]he? And what's the front view like?"

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:03:11 PM  
punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com

 
HansensDisease [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:05:10 PM  
Cyberluddite: Fine, upstanding white Republican men never would engage in such crass behavior.

If Obama were a Republican he'd be checkin' out Sarkozy.

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:06:18 PM  
FarkinNortherner: 17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

Oh damn...she's 17??? HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahahaahaha*breathe*hahahahahahaha

 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:07:37 PM  
i63.photobucket.com

Damn right.

 
el_dudarino [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:11:00 PM  
i4.photobucket.com

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:11:12 PM  
SFSailor: Uchiha_Cycliste: How bout Citrone and Calonne? (new window)

Great, now you've made me go and learn something today.

That's a steep price to pay for just wanting to make a half-assed attempt at a Honda/Fonda translation!


That was simply answering what you should have done. Your punishment for mentioning Foucault is to answer this question:
Considering the decrepit and self-reinforcing state of disrepair of the American urban ghettos, and that the only possible route towards solving the socioeconomic disparities that exist between the successful classes and the downtrodden is grass root mobilization. How do you rally those who have given into a state of perpetual anomie to believe that change is possible? Especially when they have often have no legal means to bolster support for the effort, and any support that is perceived to have originated from the vice industries will tarnish the movement.

 
cannotsuggestaname [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:12:09 PM  
FarkinNortherner: 17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.



images.cheezburger.com

 
HansensDisease [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:12:15 PM  
FarkinNortherner: 17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

Apparently the age of consent is 14 in Brazil.

/takes a seat over there
//next to the President


Half of Fark is taking a seat...

on the next plane.

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:14:17 PM  
ApocoLypstick: Oh damn...she's 17??? HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahahaahaha*breathe*hahahahahahaha

All the J8 are under 18, even that tall lass talking to Obama.

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:14:35 PM  
FarkinNortherner: dj_bigbird: Who is s

Pretty damn good:



17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

/takes a seat over there
//next to the President


Oh, I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:17:34 PM  
robsul82: FarkinNortherner: dj_bigbird: Who is s

Pretty damn good:



17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

/takes a seat over there
//next to the President

Oh, I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.


I don't think they would realize there could possibly be impure thoughts or gazing unless Obama was staring at an underage boy's ass.

 
slayer199 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:17:55 PM  
Action Replay Nick: Anyone who thinks this is pervy is a retard. It's normal male (and female, but especially male) behavior. Every man with a beating heart and functional penis does this.

When the President does it, it's mildly amusing. (As it was when Bush did it.)


This about sums it up. Anyone on either side trying to make this a Dems vs. Reps issue is a retard. Obama is a man...and there's nothing wrong with him checking out a little ass. The only person he needs to answer to on this is is wife (and oh boy, may he have to answer).

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:18:34 PM  
You know what, if you're President of the United States and you aren't chasing all the tail that comes close to you, I'm very disappointed in you.

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:22:13 PM  
HansensDisease: on the next plane.

*snort* I admit I LOL'd

 
Therion [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:25:52 PM  
robsul82: 17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

Oh, I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.


And launched a thousand referrer-page:Fark.com GIS searches.

I can't tell which one is her, but it seems like "Mayara Tavares" is Portuguese for "Yowza!"

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:26:12 PM  
FarkinNortherner: 17 year old

Haha, oops. Well, this at least makes an amusing "scandal."

 
SFSailor 2009-07-09 07:26:56 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: SFSailor: Uchiha_Cycliste: How bout Citrone and Calonne? (new window)

Great, now you've made me go and learn something today.

That's a steep price to pay for just wanting to make a half-assed attempt at a Honda/Fonda translation!

That was simply answering what you should have done. Your punishment for mentioning Foucault is to answer this question:
Considering the decrepit and self-reinforcing state of disrepair of the American urban ghettos, and that the only possible route towards solving the socioeconomic disparities that exist between the successful classes and the downtrodden is grass root mobilization. How do you rally those who have given into a state of perpetual anomie to believe that change is possible? Especially when they have often have no legal means to bolster support for the effort, and any support that is perceived to have originated from the vice industries will tarnish the movement.


Hrrrmmm... I declare the entire question invalid because of its poor punctuation and clear lack of proofreading? Then invalidate the invalidation and render the whole conversation irrelevant and unsustainable by suggesting that proofreading is a tool of oppression designed to prevent the advancement of the less-formally-educated classes given that proper, strictly-correct use of language is all a matter of one's perceptual frame thereby inherently suggesting that perhaps no single frame is more valid than any other?

[ takes off Cal hat ]
[ goes to get a beer, which is a much better use of time ]

Can we get back to ogling, and discussing the ogling of, underage butts?

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:28:42 PM  
robsul82: I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.

*shudder*

 
Deveyn [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:28:53 PM  
I predict that Obama will propose an intiative to begin some deep drilling in Brazil.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:31:36 PM  
SFSailor: Can we get back to ogling, and discussing the ogling of, underage butts?

Grrrrrah! Grrrrrrah! GRRRRrrrrRRRRRrrrrRRRRRrrrah!


\You mention Foucault, and biatch at ME about punctuation?

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:36:11 PM  
HansensDisease: Half of Fark is taking a seat...

I'd say more than half, since most of the women on here are bisexual.

\Or claim to be bisexual
\\Or claim to be women

 
larrycot [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:38:03 PM  
From Freeperland:



It's hard to fault him on this one. Yes, it's a momentary lapse, yes - the camera's are rolling. Michelle is gonna whoop his backside. When you are the POTUS, you can NEVER let your guard down. Somehow, Pres. Bush managed to maintain the decorum of the Office of the POTUS while he was in the public eye. And Pres. Bush had 8 years of camera's waiting to ambush him, while also having a hostile media machine LOOKING for something to smear him with.

Pres. Zero has had only a handful of months, and so far has trashed the economy, spent money like a drunken sailor, has raised the unemployment rate to highs not seen in 26 years; and his 'lackadaisical' attitude visiting foreign dignatatories has set the USA back decades. It's only a matter of time before he screws up in a major way - he simply can't help himself, he's utterly incompetent and incapable of the office he sought.

69 posted on Thursday, July 09, 2009 2:30:23 PM by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


lolz!!!

 
SFSailor 2009-07-09 07:40:10 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: \You mention Foucault, and biatch at ME about punctuation?

Hey, now, I'm the one who just needed a half-assed rhyme for a half-assed joke based on a half-assed song about large asses... you're the one who wanted to make it all philosophical 'n'shiat. Besides, I went so far as to invalidate my own invalidation, didn't I?

Can we both just agree that this thread needs more "[+/-underaged] butts" and less "[obscure|irrelevant] French philosophers"? (Wait, I think that last bit is redundant.)

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:43:11 PM  
larrycot: From Freeperland:

Did you actually expect anything else?

 
FuturePastNow [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:47:56 PM  
I guess he knows where the white women are at.

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:50:58 PM  
She's only 17. Impeach the bastard!!!!!!

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:56:33 PM  
Cue the evangelicals telling him to pluck his eye out.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:56:45 PM  
SFSailor: Uchiha_Cycliste: \You mention Foucault, and biatch at ME about punctuation?

Hey, now, I'm the one who just needed a half-assed rhyme for a half-assed joke based on a half-assed song about large asses... you're the one who wanted to make it all philosophical 'n'shiat. Besides, I went so far as to invalidate my own invalidation, didn't I?

Can we both just agree that this thread needs more "[+/-underaged] butts" and less "[obscure|irrelevant] French philosophers"? (Wait, I think that last bit is redundant.)


Absolutely and I made my agreement prior with Cal's fight song.
Even Oski approves of that Ass. (this one too)

i34.tinypic.comi47.photobucket.com

 
sens [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:57:42 PM  
robsul82: Oh, I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.

She's 17? Oh no! What have I done?

I'm sorry Obama, I just thought it was a funny photo!

Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

/regretful subby

 
ApocoLypstick [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 07:58:52 PM  
sens: Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

He's male?

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:01:10 PM  
ApocoLypstick: sens: Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

He's male?


Winner!

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:01:34 PM  
ApocoLypstick: He's male?

Good enough for me.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:10:11 PM  
ApocoLypstick: sens: Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

He's male?


And it's a woman.

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:11:36 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: How do you think FARK would have responded to Clinton and JFK fooling around?

Together??
But Clinton was only about 17 when JFK died...
That's just sick.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:11:58 PM  
You know every black guy loves a good badonkadonk. (so do I, and I'm not even black)

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:13:17 PM  
shivashakti: Uchiha_Cycliste: How do you think FARK would have responded to Clinton and JFK fooling around?

Together??
But Clinton was only about 17 when JFK died...
That's just sick.


I think you came up with something Gorgor can't rule 34.

And also, ewwwwwww.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 08:18:22 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: I think you came up with something Gorgor can't rule 34.

Then Rule 35 must be invoked.

 
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