I love this.

Sarkozy seems to be admiring her general overall beauty, while Obama is locked in with laser sights on one area in particular.

Oh my God, Nicolas! Look at her butt! It is so big....

Who is she? And what's the front view like?

dj_bigbird: Who is she? And what's the front view like?

It's Chelsea. She's been working out. But...well, let's just say she's better off facing that way.

That would be the definition of getting BUSTED right there.

Poor bastard can't even scope some ass

Elzar: Oh my God, Nicolas! Look at her butt! It is so big....

... so your girlfriend rolls a Renault...
... playin' books on tape by Foucault...

HAHAHAAHA!!! Dude. That's embarrassing.

Bill would have slyly checked that out, then pulled a young staffer aside and instructed him to invite her up to his suite for later, and shot Sarkozy a sly wink and a grin.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Obama's thoughts on the matter (new window)

Where all da white wom-- oh DAYUM!

SFSailor: Elzar: Oh my God, Nicolas! Look at her butt! It is so big....

... so your girlfriend rolls a Renault...
... playin' books on tape by Foucault...

YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!
*shudders* give me Wacquant any day.

Elzar: Oh my God, Nicolas! Look at her butt! It is so big....

She must be one of those rap star's girlfriends.

Oh, now that is excellent. Whichever news photographer shot that ought to be nominated for a Pulitzer.

a white man would be made to feel shame for something like this, however Nobama there likly will win approval points

Uchiha_Cycliste:
YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!


I knew there was a good reason why I liked you.

/Now farkied as "hates foucault."

Meowsertd: a white man would be made to feel shame for something like this, however Nobama there likly will win approval points

Wow, it really sucks being a part of the world's most oppressed (and butthurt) class--white males--doesn't it? The man always be keepin' us down, right brotha?

And I seriously doubt Sarkozy will be made to feel shame. And I think he qualifies as white, non?

Meowsertd: a white man would be made to feel shame for something like this, however Nobama there likly will win approval points

Are you kidding? How do you think FARK would have responded to Clinton and JFK fooling around?

Meowsertd: a white man would be made to feel shame for something like this, however Nobama there likly will win approval points

thats_racist.jpg

BUTTSECKS!!!

Sup classy important ho.

It is also possible that Obama was turning his head to cough, as he did not want to do so in Sarkozy's face.

That's how I'd explain it to the First Lady. Then I'd say "Baby, you see how skinny that little girl's butt is in that picture? You know I like me some back!"

Or something not as stereotypically offensive...

Cyberluddite: And I think he qualifies as white, non?

Yeah but he talks funny so it doesn't count.

FloydA: Uchiha_Cycliste:
YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!


I knew there was a good reason why I liked you.

/Now farkied as "hates foucault."

He's so brilliant, but it's so difficult for him to express his ideas; it's like if I was going to spend a whole page describing something and never using a god damn period I would bring forth the wrath of all the grammar nazis; the very same Nazi's who are likely the only ones who are familiar with the work even though though know full well that they them selves should be disciplined and punished both for their knowledge, their desire to affect the order of things and for the fact that they are familiar with the work that apparently at least three of us here in this very thread about possibly philandering eyes of the president a position in this country that along with democracy made it possible for the entire world to evolve out of madness into civilization. fark. That's the longest run on I can make.

He's got some splainin to do to Mabama

/she seems to be the jealous type
//he's cut off

Barry likes to compare himself to Lincoln and FDR. Now he can add JFK and Slick Willie as first perverts.

No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Cyberluddite: Meowsertd: a white man would be made to feel shame for something like this, however Nobama there likly will win approval points

Wow, it really sucks being a part of the world's most oppressed (and butthurt) class--white males--doesn't it? The man always be keepin' us down, right brotha?

And I seriously doubt Sarkozy will be made to feel shame. And I think he qualifies as white, non?

Yes it does. Dont forget the "man" is Obama.

Uchiha_Cycliste: FloydA: Uchiha_Cycliste:
YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!


I knew there was a good reason why I liked you.

/Now farkied as "hates foucault."

He's so brilliant, but it's so difficult for him to express his ideas; it's like if I was going to spend a whole page describing something and never using a god damn period I would bring forth the wrath of all the grammar nazis; the very same Nazi's who are likely the only ones who are familiar with the work even though though know full well that they them selves should be disciplined and punished both for their knowledge, their desire to affect the order of things and for the fact that they are familiar with the work that apparently at least three of us here in this very thread about possibly philandering eyes of the president a position in this country that along with democracy made it possible for the entire world to evolve out of madness into civilization. fark. That's the longest run on I can make.


Bravo!

I've sometimes jokingly referred to him as a "Proust-modernist" for exactly that reason.

Good, or even great ideas, when they are obscured by very poor writing, are sometimes even worse than bad ideas that are expressed well.

Uchiha_Cycliste: SFSailor: Elzar: Oh my God, Nicolas! Look at her butt! It is so big....

... so your girlfriend rolls a Renault...
... playin' books on tape by Foucault...

YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!
*shudders* give me Wacquant any day.

Come on now, how many French names can you^ come up with that rhyme with the name of a French car company?

Sheesh!

* Where, of course, "you" is defined as "my drunk and dumb ass having failed to find a rhyme for Citroen in 5 seconds of trying"

SFSailor: Uchiha_Cycliste: SFSailor: Elzar: Oh my God, Nicolas! Look at her butt! It is so big....

... so your girlfriend rolls a Renault...
... playin' books on tape by Foucault...

YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!
*shudders* give me Wacquant any day.

Come on now, how many French names can you^ come up with that rhyme with the name of a French car company?

Sheesh!

* Where, of course, "you" is defined as "my drunk and dumb ass having failed to find a rhyme for Citroen in 5 seconds of trying"

How bout Citrone and Calonne? (new window)

So guys, um, should we get back to talking about that fantastic ass? Or shall we continue discussing modernity? Frankly, I could go either way; maybe even both.

Grouchyoldman: Barry likes to compare himself to Lincoln and FDR. Now he can add JFK and Slick Willie as first perverts.

Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] Quote 2009-07-09 05:54:25 PM
So guys, um, should we get back to talking about that fantastic ass? Or shall we continue discussing modernity? Frankly, I could go either way; maybe even both.

Orly?

NTTAWWT

WTFDYW: Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] Quote 2009-07-09 05:54:25 PM
So guys, um, should we get back to talking about that fantastic ass? Or shall we continue discussing modernity? Frankly, I could go either way; maybe even both.

Orly?

NTTAWWT

You know what, I'd be down for a threesome with Obama and that chick. The chick for obvious reasons and Obama to say I did it.

She does have a nice little red caboose.

Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

and the sky is blue...congratulations

Grouchyoldman: Barry likes to compare himself to Lincoln and FDR. Now he can add JFK and Slick Willie as first perverts.

Perverts? LOL!

That's right, everyone who enjoys regular old sex and/or blow jobs is a pervert.

Can you hear me OK all the way back in the Dark Ages, or should I put the caps lock on?

madmann: Grouchyoldman: Barry likes to compare himself to Lincoln and FDR. Now he can add JFK and Slick Willie as first perverts.

Perverts? LOL!

That's right, everyone who enjoys regular old sex and/or blow jobs is a pervert.

Can you hear me OK all the way back in the Dark Ages, or should I put the caps lock on?

hey just cause YOU define pervert as a bad thing

madmann: That's right, everyone who enjoys regular old sex and/or blow jobs is a pervert.

Unless it's in an airport men's room or with an underage page of the same sex, then it's OK.

But that's not what we were talking about here. We were talking about something even worse--looking at a woman's ass. And we all know that only pervert Demoncraps would do that. Fine, upstanding white Republican men never would engage in such crass behavior.

Cyberluddite: madmann: That's right, everyone who enjoys regular old sex and/or blow jobs is a pervert.

Unless it's in an airport men's room or with an underage page of the same sex, then it's OK.

But that's not what we were talking about here. We were talking about something even worse--looking at a woman's ass. And we all know that only pervert Demoncraps would do that. Fine, upstanding white Republican men never would engage in such crass behavior.

johnny_vegas: madmann: Grouchyoldman: Barry likes to compare himself to Lincoln and FDR. Now he can add JFK and Slick Willie as first perverts.

Perverts? LOL!

That's right, everyone who enjoys regular old sex and/or blow jobs is a pervert.

Can you hear me OK all the way back in the Dark Ages, or should I put the caps lock on?

hey just cause YOU define pervert as a bad thing

Hey.... good, bad or indifferent, I think most of us can agree that it takes just a wee bit more than looking at a woman's ass to qualify as a full-fledged pervert. Semi-pro, maybe, but then you gotta wear the protective headgear and that just sucks.

WTFDYW: //he's cut off

she can't cut him off if she doesn't know where he is getting it.



at least that is what I used to tell my ex-wife. Maybe that is why she is my ex?

I'm thinking of fapping to that ass. Does that make me a pervert? If he whipped out the shocker digits, he'd still not be a pervert.

Anyone who thinks this is pervy is a retard. It's normal male (and female, but especially male) behavior. Every man with a beating heart and functional penis does this.

When the President does it, it's mildly amusing. (As it was when Bush did it.)

Action Replay Nick: When the President does it, it's mildly amusing. (As it was when Bush did it.)

Yep. I could make a list a mile long of things that Bush did that I thought were offensive and immoral, but that sure as hell wouldn't be on it. I though it was funny when Dubya did it, and if anything, it only served to humanize him a little bit in my eyes.

She does look nice, maybe the mainstream media will report on this photo so we can learn more about her, I doubt they will because it makes barry look like what he is.

I LOL'D!

Meowsertd: She does look nice, maybe the mainstream media will report on this photo so we can learn more about her, I doubt they will because it makes barry look like what he is.

A man?

Meowsertd: I doubt they will because it makes barry look like what he is.

what would that be? A normal human male?

cannotsuggestaname: Meowsertd: I doubt they will because it makes barry look like what he is.
what would that be? A normal human male?

Yes, obviously, because we all know that every librul socialist weenie who voted for Barry HUSSEIN Obama believes that he's some sort of GOD or "savior" and not a "normal human male." And we know this because people who didn't vote for him keep telling us this every day, and they must know because they're never wrong.

Yay, it's going green. This could be fun.

cannotsuggestaname: WTFDYW: //he's cut off

she can't cut him off if she doesn't know where he is getting it.




Disagrees.

dj_bigbird: Who is she? And what's the front view like?

I bet it's Berlusconi's teenage underwear model girlfriend. She's better scenery than L'Aquila right now, I tell you...

Grouchyoldman: Barry likes to compare himself to Lincoln and FDR. Now he can add JFK and Slick Willie as first perverts.

So someone who banged Marilyn Monroe when he had the chance is a pervert?

Uchiha_Cycliste: How bout Citrone and Calonne? (new window)

Great, now you've made me go and learn something today.

That's a steep price to pay for just wanting to make a half-assed attempt at a Honda/Fonda translation!

I'd spelunk that cavern stygian
Betwixt those cheeks callipygian

No shame in my president's game!

What's with the hating on Foucault? He gave us an awesome pendulum...ohh you mean Michel not Leon, well yeah that is a bit different.

The dialogue:

"Monsieur President, in Frawnce we have zee way wiz luv..."

"Frenchy, we have the Chicago way...down, dirty, in the dark and using an all-beef weiner!"

dj_bigbird: Who is s

Pretty damn good:



17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

/takes a seat over there
//next to the President

OK, I have no idea what happened to

"[Who is s]he? And what's the front view like?"

Cyberluddite: Fine, upstanding white Republican men never would engage in such crass behavior.

If Obama were a Republican he'd be checkin' out Sarkozy.

FarkinNortherner: 17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

Oh damn...she's 17??? HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahahaahaha*breathe*hahahahahahaha

Damn right.

SFSailor: Uchiha_Cycliste: How bout Citrone and Calonne? (new window)

Great, now you've made me go and learn something today.

That's a steep price to pay for just wanting to make a half-assed attempt at a Honda/Fonda translation!

That was simply answering what you should have done. Your punishment for mentioning Foucault is to answer this question:
Considering the decrepit and self-reinforcing state of disrepair of the American urban ghettos, and that the only possible route towards solving the socioeconomic disparities that exist between the successful classes and the downtrodden is grass root mobilization. How do you rally those who have given into a state of perpetual anomie to believe that change is possible? Especially when they have often have no legal means to bolster support for the effort, and any support that is perceived to have originated from the vice industries will tarnish the movement.

FarkinNortherner: 17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

FarkinNortherner: 17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

Apparently the age of consent is 14 in Brazil.

/takes a seat over there
//next to the President

Half of Fark is taking a seat...

on the next plane.

ApocoLypstick: Oh damn...she's 17??? HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahahaahaha*breathe*hahahahahahaha

All the J8 are under 18, even that tall lass talking to Obama.

FarkinNortherner: dj_bigbird: Who is s

Pretty damn good:



17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

/takes a seat over there
//next to the President

Oh, I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.

robsul82: FarkinNortherner: dj_bigbird: Who is s

Pretty damn good:



17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

/takes a seat over there
//next to the President

Oh, I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.

I don't think they would realize there could possibly be impure thoughts or gazing unless Obama was staring at an underage boy's ass.

Action Replay Nick: Anyone who thinks this is pervy is a retard. It's normal male (and female, but especially male) behavior. Every man with a beating heart and functional penis does this.

When the President does it, it's mildly amusing. (As it was when Bush did it.)

This about sums it up. Anyone on either side trying to make this a Dems vs. Reps issue is a retard. Obama is a man...and there's nothing wrong with him checking out a little ass. The only person he needs to answer to on this is is wife (and oh boy, may he have to answer).

You know what, if you're President of the United States and you aren't chasing all the tail that comes close to you, I'm very disappointed in you.

HansensDisease: on the next plane.

*snort* I admit I LOL'd

robsul82: 17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares.

Oh, I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.

And launched a thousand referrer-page:Fark.com GIS searches.

I can't tell which one is her, but it seems like "Mayara Tavares" is Portuguese for "Yowza!"

FarkinNortherner: 17 year old

Haha, oops. Well, this at least makes an amusing "scandal."

Uchiha_Cycliste: SFSailor: Uchiha_Cycliste: How bout Citrone and Calonne? (new window)

Great, now you've made me go and learn something today.

That's a steep price to pay for just wanting to make a half-assed attempt at a Honda/Fonda translation!

That was simply answering what you should have done. Your punishment for mentioning Foucault is to answer this question:
Considering the decrepit and self-reinforcing state of disrepair of the American urban ghettos, and that the only possible route towards solving the socioeconomic disparities that exist between the successful classes and the downtrodden is grass root mobilization. How do you rally those who have given into a state of perpetual anomie to believe that change is possible? Especially when they have often have no legal means to bolster support for the effort, and any support that is perceived to have originated from the vice industries will tarnish the movement.

Hrrrmmm... I declare the entire question invalid because of its poor punctuation and clear lack of proofreading? Then invalidate the invalidation and render the whole conversation irrelevant and unsustainable by suggesting that proofreading is a tool of oppression designed to prevent the advancement of the less-formally-educated classes given that proper, strictly-correct use of language is all a matter of one's perceptual frame thereby inherently suggesting that perhaps no single frame is more valid than any other?

[ takes off Cal hat ]
[ goes to get a beer, which is a much better use of time ]

Can we get back to ogling, and discussing the ogling of, underage butts?

robsul82: I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.

*shudder*

I predict that Obama will propose an intiative to begin some deep drilling in Brazil.

SFSailor: Can we get back to ogling, and discussing the ogling of, underage butts?

Grrrrrah! Grrrrrrah! GRRRRrrrrRRRRRrrrrRRRRRrrrah!


\You mention Foucault, and biatch at ME about punctuation?

HansensDisease: Half of Fark is taking a seat...

I'd say more than half, since most of the women on here are bisexual.

\Or claim to be bisexual
\\Or claim to be women

From Freeperland:



It's hard to fault him on this one. Yes, it's a momentary lapse, yes - the camera's are rolling. Michelle is gonna whoop his backside. When you are the POTUS, you can NEVER let your guard down. Somehow, Pres. Bush managed to maintain the decorum of the Office of the POTUS while he was in the public eye. And Pres. Bush had 8 years of camera's waiting to ambush him, while also having a hostile media machine LOOKING for something to smear him with.

Pres. Zero has had only a handful of months, and so far has trashed the economy, spent money like a drunken sailor, has raised the unemployment rate to highs not seen in 26 years; and his 'lackadaisical' attitude visiting foreign dignatatories has set the USA back decades. It's only a matter of time before he screws up in a major way - he simply can't help himself, he's utterly incompetent and incapable of the office he sought.

69 posted on Thursday, July 09, 2009 2:30:23 PM by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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lolz!!!

Uchiha_Cycliste: \You mention Foucault, and biatch at ME about punctuation?

Hey, now, I'm the one who just needed a half-assed rhyme for a half-assed joke based on a half-assed song about large asses... you're the one who wanted to make it all philosophical 'n'shiat. Besides, I went so far as to invalidate my own invalidation, didn't I?

Can we both just agree that this thread needs more "[+/-underaged] butts" and less "[obscure|irrelevant] French philosophers"? (Wait, I think that last bit is redundant.)

larrycot: From Freeperland:

Did you actually expect anything else?

I guess he knows where the white women are at.

She's only 17. Impeach the bastard!!!!!!

Cue the evangelicals telling him to pluck his eye out.

SFSailor: Uchiha_Cycliste: \You mention Foucault, and biatch at ME about punctuation?

Hey, now, I'm the one who just needed a half-assed rhyme for a half-assed joke based on a half-assed song about large asses... you're the one who wanted to make it all philosophical 'n'shiat. Besides, I went so far as to invalidate my own invalidation, didn't I?

Can we both just agree that this thread needs more "[+/-underaged] butts" and less "[obscure|irrelevant] French philosophers"? (Wait, I think that last bit is redundant.)

Absolutely and I made my agreement prior with Cal's fight song.
Even Oski approves of that Ass. (this one too)

robsul82: Oh, I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.

She's 17? Oh no! What have I done?

I'm sorry Obama, I just thought it was a funny photo!

Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

/regretful subby

sens: Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

He's male?

ApocoLypstick: sens: Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

He's male?

Winner!

ApocoLypstick: He's male?

Good enough for me.

ApocoLypstick: sens: Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

He's male?

And it's a woman.

Uchiha_Cycliste: How do you think FARK would have responded to Clinton and JFK fooling around?

Together??
But Clinton was only about 17 when JFK died...
That's just sick.

You know every black guy loves a good badonkadonk. (so do I, and I'm not even black)

shivashakti: Uchiha_Cycliste: How do you think FARK would have responded to Clinton and JFK fooling around?

Together??
But Clinton was only about 17 when JFK died...
That's just sick.

I think you came up with something Gorgor can't rule 34.

And also, ewwwwwww.

Uchiha_Cycliste: I think you came up with something Gorgor can't rule 34.

Then Rule 35 must be invoked.

eqtworld: (who was wearing a slinky dress) but?
but what man? don't leave us hanging?

Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

muck4doo: Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

I think that was his point.

Mine too.

eqtworld: /would you trust a man who never checked out a hot girl's (who was wearing a slinky dress) but prayed a lot and hung out with altar boys?

Of course not!

whizbang: HansensDisease: Cyberluddite: Fine, upstanding white Republican men never would engage in such crass behavior.

If Obama were a Republican he'd be checkin' out Sarkozy.

muck4doo: Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

I don't recall anyone getting pissed at Bush for that. People will get pissed at Obama for this. I'm surprised you aren't one of them.

elchip: muck4doo: Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

I think that was his point.

Mine too.

Pardon me then.

GAT_00: I don't recall anyone getting pissed at Bush for that. People will get pissed at Obama for this.

GAT_00: muck4doo: Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

I don't recall anyone getting pissed at Bush for that. People will get pissed at Obama for this. I'm surprised you aren't one of them.

Why would I get pissed. I would be looking at her ass too.

GAT_00: People will get pissed at Obama for this

As an 'out of the closet' republican, I must say this is the first time I actually LIKE the man.

At least he is acting, for ONCE, like a real man.


did I just throw gas on the flame? this is new for me

/popcorn!

muck4doo: Why would I get pissed. I would be looking at her ass too.

I guess that really shouldn't be directed at you, but you know there's going to be an awful lot of people, and Fox News in general, that are going to be calling for his head for this. They're going to think it's 1998 again.

Is 17 legal in Brazil?

GAT_00: I guess that really shouldn't be directed at you, but you know there's going to be an awful lot of people, and Fox News in general, that are going to be calling for his head for this. They're going to think it's 1998 again.

In other words: Guys who have slept with their 17 year old babysitters while their kids were asleep in the next room will be criticizing him for looking at a 17 year old.

shivashakti: Is 17 legal in Brazil?

According to Interpol ^{(^)}:

According to the information provided by the Medical Service of the Federal Police Department, which were narrated by a gynaecology, the woman's body only will be prepared to the procreation, after the puberty, when the initial alterations occurs in the woman's body at the age of 9 to 10 years; the following step is the first menstruation, when the girls is 10 to 15 years old; after all these processes the organism is prepared to procreate, so is presumed that this is the ideal age to the sexual activity.

In other words, if there's grass on the field, play futbol.

The Icelander: In other words, if there's grass on the field, play futbol.

Hmm. According to Wikipedia:

"The age of consent in Brazil is 14 (see Brazilian Penal Code (in Portuguese), article 224, "a") - Regardless of gender and/or sexual orientation. Sexual acts with those 14 and older is possible although charges can be brought for "corruption of minors" between the ages of 14 and 18. Such charges, however, can only be brought after a complaint by the minor or by a parent (article 225 of the Penal Code).

Sex with minors below the age of 14 is the equivalent of statutory rape and is punished with higher penalties. Formally, charges in this case can also only be brought after a complaint by a parent. Nevertheless, since the approval of the Code of Minors in 1990 (called the Child and Adolescent Statute - see text in Portuguese) authorities bring cases to Justice based on the legal definition of child (anyone below 12) included in the Statute (article 2nd). Charges of sex with adolescents (anyone between 12 and 17) remain under parental initiative.

As an exception, the State can prosecute the offender when the minor is at any age below 18, but only when the family of the minor is so poor that they can't afford a lawsuit (Penal Code, article 225, I) or when the offender is the father, mother, stepfather, stepmother or legal guardian of the minor (Penal Code, article 225, II) .

The prostitution of minors is punished by law and is prosecuted by the State (see Code of Minors, article 244-A - in Portuguese).

The law makes no distinctions between sexual orientation cases, However, below the age of 14 the name of the crime changes in homosexual cases from statutory rape (Penal Code, article 213) to "violent indecent assault" (article 214), with the same penalties.

In any case, only individuals over 18 can be legally charged."

14? DAMN! Does PedoBear know about this??

muck4doo: Why would I get pissed. I would be looking at her ass too.

Nobody said YOU explicitly, but over in Freeperville:

It won't be long before he's wielding a cigar in the oval orifice.

The foreign press isn't as concerned about filtering what the public sees of their messiah?

Everything Obama does is calculated. He checked this chick out so that the cameras would catch him doing so.

"Um, I do the same thing." But you don't have the world press watching your every move! Amateur hour!

Impossible, Michelle has his testicles in a lockbox.

First normal thing that fool has done! But he's probably thinking that he has a prettier butt than her.

Quick! Hide the ashtrays!

And all this time I thought he liked boys.

But he is gay, how can this be?

Poor girl...being oggled by Doofus. I think she's a student. Maybe five years older than Malia.

Are we sure she's 18 or older? Bertha's gonna slap him silly tonight.

Wow! I am waiting for Michelle to meltdown in public, throwing her $6,000 handbag at a white personal assistant, but I am also looking forward to the Obama sex scandal which is bound to happen.

He is standing funny... must be the new prosthesis or the banana for his lunch.

Looks like someone young enough to be his daughter. What a creep.

"First normal thing that fool has done!" That's exactly why Obama checked this woman out: to make himself look more red-blooded to the world. This photo is as much a set-up as that Clintons-in-bathing-suits-under-the-waterfall one was when Clinton was in office.

"Non-issue. I just don't see as nitpicking something like this is prudent given there are many more such topics he gives us everyday. You know?" I agree. There's the more important issue of Larry Sinclair.

I noticed this too. I think he's pushing his thighs together in a vain attempt to hide his erection.

Will the Secret Service get between Michelle and Barack when domestic violence erupts?

I've seen him do the same thing when a cute young male walks by too.

"Everything Obama does is calculated. He checked this chick out so that the cameras would catch him doing so." You might be right. He can see staight ahead of him that about a THOUSAND cameras are trained on him--and have a real good vantage of him because he's up a few stairs. There's a sea of cameras right in front of him. Maybe he checked out her "goods" thinking to himself "Yeah I'm cool, I'm lovin' it, this is all makin' me happy here in Rome, yeah I'm The Man--the leader of the free world. Yeah I'm CHECKIN' IT." Doofus. Legend in his own mind.

Well if your wife looked like Chewbaca....

"Everything Obama does is calculated. He checked this chick out so that the cameras would catch him doing so." Agreed. First and foremost, he's an actor.

Sarkozy has the sophisticated glance. Obumbles has the ghetto "dayum" stare.



It's hard to fault him on this one. Yes, it's a momentary lapse, yes - the camera's are rolling. Michelle is gonna whoop his backside. When you are the POTUS, you can NEVER let your guard down. Somehow, Pres. Bush managed to maintain the decorum of the Office of the POTUS while he was in the public eye. And Pres. Bush had 8 years of camera's waiting to ambush him, while also having a hostile media machine LOOKING for something to smear him with. Pres. Zero has had only a handful of months, and so far has trashed the economy, spent money like a drunken sailor, has raised the unemployment rate to highs not seen in 26 years; and his 'lackadaisical' attitude visiting foreign dignatatories has set the USA back decades. It's only a matter of time before he screws up in a major way - he simply can't help himself, he's utterly incompetent and incapable of the office he sought.

Don't believe a word of it. That is NOT the kind of booty Obongo goes for. Google Reggie Love and the gay ex-actor he just put on his staff.

He's just wondering how good the dress would look on him.

I've seen him look like that as a guy went by. NOt a fat old guy like me or possibly you but a cute young male. Course I could be imagining things. BUT there have been reports in the past that as a young punk he dabbled in boys. Now he simply is an old punk.

This is just another example of what a classless buffoon we have representing us. Zero fiddles while Rome burns.

Wont be long before Michelle Obobbit is wielding a pair of scissors in the bed.

Two years younger than Bristol and two years older than Willow. Where is Letterman with jokes about Hussein Obama and young girls?

Couple more things, If my wife caught me looking at some young things ass like this she'd bruise me. Also there have been rumors of infidelity and mistrust between obammy and his shelf ass wife in the past. Gots to love this kind of thing as it can only sew pooh within his own home. Regards.

No, Aroostook. But I'm certain that before long, we'll know. I imagine that there will be a pic of her from the front, too. She looks young--I think sixteen. Possibly younger. Her hair style, color variations, length. Scarf. Sort of immature body looking at her arms, legs. Flat (not quite gladiator) sandals. (He seems to know an awful lot about underage girls.)

Thanks. He's officially a creep.

Contrived..Hollywood biggies had a fake affair involving Rock Hudson, some young lady, and a motel in the 50s to dispel certain rumors and keep it Hush Hush..

The reason Barky couldn't resist the Bum looking is cuz he is an ADD: "Arse Deprived Dude". When Mobama hauls that half ton bootie into his bed every night, the Secret Service phones in an earthquake alert....The shakin' registers about a five on the Richter scale.

That zipper will get him in trouble-watch.

In my parts of the woods Obama is what you call a Pervert or child predator based on the way he is looking at that underaged child.

So Zero likes men and children. What a pervert.

No, not really, she's coming up the stairs, he's going down the stairs. He's turned his head in response to a call, probably from his "controller". He simply cannot see the back side of the young woman. Besides, he has no interest in girls, but you know that anyay.

The supermarket tabloids tell us that Michelle is in charge of the Homo Rumor Suppression Squad, just as ole Hill was in charge of damping down Bimbo Eruptions.

The reason that Barky is Booty Trolling is that he is an ADD: Arse Deprived Dude. When Mobo hauls that half ton bum onto her side of his bed every night, the Secret Service calls in a 5.0 on the Richter scale.

Contrived to coincide with the release of Larry Sinclair's book.

If anyone gets pissed at Obama for this or Bush for checking out the volleyball bikinis they should immediately turn in their voter registration card. If male, their man card has to be relinquished as well.

elchip: Nobody said YOU explicitly

I did, but I took it back.

/Why the hell do they all think he's gay?

elchip: muck4doo: Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

I think that was his her point.

Mine too.

FTFY

I love that look on Sarkozy's face. It's there for one of two reasons: either Sarkozy leaned over and said, "Dude, look down and to your right" or he noticed Barack looking and knew that it was going to be a pic worthy of the ages.

elchip: over in Freeperville

WTF is the gay stuff about ?

Left wing (sort of) men are allowed to be homosexual. He might not have got all the way to the White House, and he might have had to wait 'til college to come out (although even that may just my incipient racism showing), but a 1950s wife and two kids closet case, with his socio-political background ? Do me a favour.

UberDave: i32.tinypic.com



/quelle hot

one minute....

GreenSeaDrop: /oh I do hope this is good....

I never fark this late in the night.

It damn well better be.

YAE!

sens: robsul82: Oh, I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.

She's 17? Oh no! What have I done?

I'm sorry Obama, I just thought it was a funny photo!

Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

/regretful subby

So it begins - Michael Savage at WND already has a page up (new window)

You farking asshole, look what you did! lol

I am OK with letting Michelle handle this "problem."

/Look but don't touch. Married, not dead.

He's a hetero male with eyes and a heartbeat; of course he's gonna check it out. He could have been a bit more stealthy tho.

gorgor: BUTTSECKS!!!

asking or giving? ;)

Michelle will not be happy.

robsul82: So it begins - Michael Savage at WND already has a page up (new window)

is it just me...or does Obama need a better tailer?

Those pant legs make him look like he's got mechanical legs...and they're bent beyond repair...

muck4doo: Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

I say he's getting the Presidential "itch." Soon we'll hear about the affairs he had and who he cheated on Michelle with and as of right now i'll bet $100 it'll be with a white woman!

/how you doin sugarpants

wow that is one big chunk of tl,dr upthread.

ghare: I am OK with letting Michelle handle this "problem."

/Look but don't touch. Married, not dead.

Pretty much this. He's not leaning into it and giving a thumbs up, he's just glancing.

Hard enough to burn holes in a steel girder.

eqtworld: shivashakti: Is 17 legal in Brazil?

When the President does it; it's NOT a crime..



He would've looked too.

/the real one, I mean
//fark, Langella too

Yes, this proves what many of us has suspected from the beginning.

Barack Obama is a heterosexual male.

I also approve of this.

FarkinNortherner: elchip: over in Freeperville

WTF is the gay stuff about ?

Simple logic -

Freepers hate Obama
Freepers hate gays
Ergo, Obama is gay.

WombatControl: Yes, this proves what many of us has suspected from the beginning.

Barack Obama is a heterosexual male.

So, this means he's safe in airport bathrooms, then?

robsul82: You farking asshole, look what you did!

Oi ! I'm not having sens take my credit for bringing down the President.

yes, he's a man. just like bush. some people can politicize anything.

/both men looking was pretty amusing....or more the fact that they got caught and immmortilized doing it in a picture.

That was defiantly worth a look.
Maybe not quite so obvious though lol

Jimmy Carter.....Dan Aykroyd

Jimmy Carter: Uh, hi there, everybody. It's good to see your faces. Tonight I want to talk to you about a timeless Democratic tradition - sexual performance in the White House! [ smiles and salutes the crowd ] I am going to personally try to be a lusty, zesty kind of president, and follow.. [ winks at girl in the crowd ] Hi, baby. How are you? [ returns to speech ] ..and follow the lusty example of LBJ, JFK, and FDR. I want you to remember for a moment the love life of Harry Truman, and my guess is that his First Lady was one satisfied customer! [ makes kissing gestures to girls in the crowd ]

It is in my heart that I have commited adultery, and that God forgives me, and.. um.. I forgot to add when I said that, that I have worn women's clothing.. [ pauses and smiles ] ..and I look very beautiful in it, too! I dont know why I said that, but I think that in the long run it will help me get elected!

You know, when stopping like this, I have had the opportunity to lust after a lot of women in America, and I have found that.. "East coast girls are really hip, I really dig the styles they wear.." [ pauses and smiles ] "..and the Northern girls, with the way they look, they keep me warm up there.." [ clicks along ] "I wish they all could be California girls!"

So far in my campaign, I have only fantisized. But now I actually look forward to some of the girls I've lusted after. Saucy vixens like Helena Kazan, Sheri Lewis, Phyliss Newman - actually, I'm not sure God ever forgave me for Phyliss Newman. But I want you to look at our Democratic figures - FDR, LBJ, JFK, Harry Truman - now, here were lusty, zesty men, seething with vital hormonal secretions. These were men of action. Doers. Democrats! As your president, I look forward to deeply satisfying each and every last one of you! God forgive us all! Thank you!

[ waves and salutes crowd ]

[ dissolve to SUPER: "Democrats Do It" ]

[ fade out ]

ApocoLypstick: tailer

Tailer ??

Therion: FarkinNortherner: elchip: over in Freeperville

WTF is the gay stuff about ?

Simple logic -

Freepers hate Obama
Freepers hate gays
Ergo, Obama is gay.

Ah, when you put it like that it makes perfect sense :-\

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Sup classy important ho.

Win.

I think Obama's a douchebag, but there's nothing wrong with his eyesight.

He could have very discretely had her brought to his room... maybe he did.

FarkinNortherner: robsul82: You farking asshole, look what you did!

Oi ! I'm not having sens take my credit for bringing down the President.



"Farkface! You too!"

Chariset: I LOL'D!

This.

Man's President, not dead!

FarkinNortherner: Tailer ??

it's late for me and I'm 3 sheets to the...whatever the saying is.

the person that alters your clothes...Tailor? That's it.

SUE ME.

TheGreatZarquon: ghare: I am OK with letting Michelle handle this "problem."

/Look but don't touch. Married, not dead.

Pretty much this. He's not leaning into it and giving a thumbs up, he's just glancing.

Hard enough to burn holes in a steel girder.

And I'm OK with that. If he was a Republican, he'd be checking out a GUY's butt.

Obama doin' work.

"I thought she sat in cake...but she didn't...soooo, good for her."

FarkinNortherner: WTF is the gay stuff about ?

Larry Sinclair, a guy from Minnesota, claims to have had cocaine & sex with Obama back in 1999. He took a polygraph administered by the former President of the American Polygraph Association, and was said to be "deceptive" in his answers about the cocaine and sex. He's wanted in Colorado for felony charges for theft and forgery. In 1981 he was arrested on larceny charges. In 1985 he spent a year in prison for theft and forgery. In 1987 he was sentenced to 16 years in prison for another forgery charge. During that prison stay, he was disciplined 97 times for "infractions including assault, threats, drug possession, intimidation, and verbal abuse."

And yet, he has a book coming out and Freepers believe him.

Freepers think he's gay because Reggie Love, his personal aide, is fairly attractive and athletic. I guess Bush was banging Blake Gottesman, too?

I think Sarkozy set him up the bomb. "Yo, B, check it out! 4 o'clock!"

I wanna dip my balls in it!

Well she was just seventeen
if you know what I mean

Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Agreed. I'm proud of them both.

please.... i had enough of this and im gonna get me some fine young whitey ass

//btw who wouldn't cheat on something that ugly.

The age of consent is 18 in only 11 or so states. So she's legal in most jurisdictions. He could be the father of Bristol's baby and it wouldn't be no thang

elchip: And yet, he has a book coming out and Freepers believe him.

Ah, thanks. Just when I thought the very depths of stupidity had already been plumbed by that bunch.

Also, even some Freepers in the thread I posted earlier pointed out that he's looking down the stairs, not up/to his side.

Meowsertd: a white man would be made to feel shame for something like this, however Nobama there likly will win approval points

Uh, white or black, he's a guy. Just tell me you wouldn't have turned your head as well.

When is a guy ashamed to be a guy?

elchip: FarkinNortherner: WTF is the gay stuff about ?

Larry Sinclair, a guy from Minnesota, claims to have had cocaine & sex with Obama back in 1999. He took a polygraph administered by the former President of the American Polygraph Association, and was said to be "deceptive" in his answers about the cocaine and sex. He's wanted in Colorado for felony charges for theft and forgery. In 1981 he was arrested on larceny charges. In 1985 he spent a year in prison for theft and forgery. In 1987 he was sentenced to 16 years in prison for another forgery charge. During that prison stay, he was disciplined 97 times for "infractions including assault, threats, drug possession, intimidation, and verbal abuse."

And yet, he has a book coming out and Freepers believe him.

Yeah, he claims to be gay but breaks the Frank rule. Even if his allegations were true, which they obviously aren't, he's a petty attention whore.

Sirtalksalot: //btw who wouldn't cheat

LIPS! Have some.

This is going to hurt him. He's got to find his discipline or he's going down hard. And I want him to be our Jesse Owens and run laps around our competitors. But he's got to find the discipline. This is a farkup. And one the finest asses, if not the finest ass on earth. It does seem like a set up.

approves.

Sarcozy has class.
Obama, not so much.

wait, I thought US politicians went to Argentina for ass?

Strictly speaking, from the first pic to the next:




What is happening is that he's beginning to turn to address the girl directy behind him. In doing so his head naturally swivels right:



What is happening is that he's beginning to turn to address the girl directy behind him. In doing so his head naturally swivels right:

As to why his head is tilted downwards so far, there's two possibilities:

1.) He's tilting his ear towards the girl behind him because she said something to him. This also explains why he's seen speaking to her in the next pic

2.) He's ogling scenery.

Possibly even both.

It's good to have a Stud in the White House....again

he's obviously just checking out her shoes.
Sensible. small heel.
he's going to buy a pair for Michelle.

Of course now he's going to have to genuflect on this and sideshow entertain our poor asses for a while. Maybe he can give us his Jimmy Carter moment or lusting in his heart and with his eyes. Jimmy Carter for the 21st century. At this rate in 40 more years it'll be mildly scandalous if the president is caught farking some babe on camera.

Scoop84: Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Agreed. I'm proud of them both.

It was Bush's finest moment.

tenpoundsofcheese: Sarcozy has class.
Obama, not so much.



Yeah not really.

He's got great taste. He makes me proud to be an American.

OMG Obama is human!!

Quick everyone cluck your tongues!

Her daddy says she's too young...

Go Obama!

Grouchyoldman: Barry likes to compare himself to Lincoln and FDR. Now he can add JFK and Slick Willie as first perverts.

if looking at that makes him a pervert then we're all perverts.

RunningFool: tenpoundsofcheese: Sarcozy has class.
Obama, not so much.



Yeah not really.

Holy shiat, how do I get in on the G8 sex romp?

Githerax:

Possibly even both.

I think the guy is smart enough to multitask

Why does anybody care about this, again?

It looks more like he's turning to follow her up the stairs than he is turning to check out her ass, but whatever. I'd have stared at it.

Githerax: What is happening is that he's beginning to turn to address the girl directy behind him. In doing so his head naturally swivels right

Be that as it may... and this is from a guy who voted for the old fart and Caribou Barbie... even were the president checking out that woman, I have no problem with it. This is a non issue that is only worth a titter.

And looking at the last pic, I say she only has teeny titters.

sens: Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

/regretful subby

"I'm sorry America....I have a functioning penis?"

Knowing Obama's luck, she'll be bi, into black guys and girls, and Michelle will be down with the idea having long held a fantasy all about that.

tenpoundsofcheese: Sarcozy has class.
Obama, not so much.

Suck me dry. How's that for class?

/I am sure if you hurry you can meet up with Larry Craig in a bathroom.

eraser8: Why does anybody care about this, again?

I take it that round posterior doesn't make your dingle tingle

Therion: FarkinNortherner: elchip: over in Freeperville

WTF is the gay stuff about ?

Simple logic -

Freepers hate Obama
Freepers hate gays
Ergo, Obama is gay.

I had a similar vein of thinking that led to wildly different conclusions.
Republican's like boys.
Obama wasn't staring at a boy's ass.
They won't notice Obama doing anything inappropriate.

What are you guys talking about?

Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

LMFAO. Bush was doing a photo op with them, Hussein Jr. was busted scoping out a white woman's ass and The First Beast is going to hammer him for it.

FAIL

eraser8: Why does anybody care about this, again?

in freeperland looking at anything but preteen boy ass is considered perverted or something...

eqtworld: Githerax: Possibly even both.

= my guess

/i've ogled it like 10 times in this thread

AM I NOT HUMAN?

Depends, how many times have you retreated to your bunk?

I think his eyes are looking at her shoes, or lack of them!

/bloody sex starved Farkers
//innocent I tells ya!

Uchiha_Cycliste

Please download a copy of GIMP, it's free.

MS Paint captions look terrible.

Obama's ex-lover Larry Sinclair is gonna be pissed Jealous.

RadicalMiddle:
Uh, white or black, he's a guy. Just tell me you wouldn't have turned your head as well.

When is a guy ashamed to be a guy?

When this happens... (new window)

In unrelated news, AMC is just finishing up "Blazing Saddles."

/oh, THERE the white women at

Yeah, I want a higher-resolution copy of that image.

/Not for what you're thinking
//Ok, that too, but mostly to be sure of where he's looking

Has anyone noticed that the US girl (the one standing to Obama's right in the group photo) is quite a tidy little number herself? Perhaps not as flamboyantly pretty as the Brazil J8 member, but still worth a look.

/where's the Canuck guy?

Meowsertd: a white man would be made to feel shame for something like this, however Nobama there likly will win approval points

You know who else was white, and made to feel shame cause he liked thick booty?

That's right, Bill Clinton. And it was you puritan assclowns doing the shaming. So what are you biatching about? Get Ken Starr on the phone, and we'll impeach him! Better yet, put your robe and hood on, burn a cross, and then you and the boys can all watch it burn while you complain about how unfair it is that the darkie gets a pass on some stuff just cause your grandaddy owned his.

PS: When your guy was President, he went to one of these things and tried the old "You look tense, lemme rub your shoulders, baby" ploy on a farking head of state, remember?

/He would have done better with the popcorn trick, probably.

HoboSong: What are you guys talking about?

Damn you to hell....I'll be sending you the monitor and keyboard cleaning bills.

D_Evans45: Uchiha_Cycliste

Please download a copy of GIMP, it's free.

MS Paint captions look terrible.

I tried sooo hard too, many, multiple attempts, and that was the best I could do. Although I was sitting in on a pretty important meeting at the time. I'll get gimp now. Sorries.

Sirtalksalot: please.... i had enough of this and im gonna get me some fine young whitey ass

//btw who wouldn't cheat on something that ugly.

tenpoundsofcheese: Sarcozy has class.
Obama, not so much.

The casual tossing out of what should become a fark meme, the First Beast comment wins.
Thread over.

slayer199: Action Replay Nick: Anyone who thinks this is pervy is a retard. It's normal male (and female, but especially male) behavior. Every man with a beating heart and functional penis does this.

When the President does it, it's mildly amusing. (As it was when Bush did it.)

This about sums it up. Anyone on either side trying to make this a Dems vs. Reps issue is a retard. Obama is a man...and there's nothing wrong with him checking out a little ass. The only person he needs to answer to on this is is wife (and oh boy, may he have to answer).

Yeah, but she was photographed with a giant bronze schlong over her head in the same trip, so neither one has a monopoly on unfortunate photographs.

I like ... so I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

I needed a laugh today. Thanks Fark and Obama.

RadicalMiddle: Meowsertd: a white man would be made to feel shame for something like this, however Nobama there likly will win approval points

Uh, white or black, he's a guy. Just tell me you wouldn't have turned your head as well.

When is a guy ashamed to be a guy?

I for one am proud that my Commander in Chief is a fellow ass man.

Booty-gate

Rock on Obama. Dont get caught next time.

Uchiha_Cycliste: YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!

At least it wasn't Derrida.

Aidan - Has anyone noticed that the US girl (the one standing to Obama's right in the group photo) is quite a tidy little number herself? Perhaps not as flamboyantly pretty as the Brazil J8 member, but still worth a look.


Half of a face is worth a look? Either they cropped the pic or you are talking about half a face.

It's way over 220 posts in and apologies if this has been already been said, but can his plane be renamed ASSMAN 1?

She's 17 you perv. Try acting with some decorum.

This just in.

Dude is a dude.

This thread is a winner.

elchip: muck4doo: Why would I get pissed. I would be looking at her ass too.

Nobody said YOU explicitly, but over in Freeperville:

[whargbl]

It just goes to show, there's no hate like liberal hate.

Wow, folks! Enough blatant fukin' racism in this thread to get you a junior klan badge! Way to go, shiatheads!

tenpoundsofcheese - Sarcozy has class.
Obama, not so much.

Wow... I guarantee you one thing, French men aren't sitting around going "oh, Sarkozy, so disgraceful... Oooh, ooh... the sand in my vagina it scratches so much!!!"

My god, you pack of delicate little pussies. Shall we arrange a quilting bee to calm your frazzled nerves? I understand how upsetting this sort of thing can be.

You ladies sit down with some nice chamomile tea, a dish of hard candies, and put on "The Golden Girls" or Murder, She Wrote" and before you know it, this whooole thing will seem like nothing more than a bad dream.

I smile upon these shenanigans.

Jesus, elchip, WTF was that?

I need to follow one of gorgor's links just to cleanse my eyeballs.

Uchia Cycliste

If that post is sarcastic, then you fail pretty hard. Funny pictures should be captioned properly, yours look retarded.




If you were serious, GIMP is easy as hell to use, I used it for a couple years before picking up Photoshop. Just google "GIMP text tutorials" or whatever else you are trying to learn.

Action Replay Nick: Anyone who thinks this is pervy is a retard. It's normal male (and female, but especially male) behavior. Every man with a beating heart and functional penis does this.

When the President does it, it's mildly amusing. (As it was when Bush did it.)

THIS.

I don't like the Messiah. But this little gem shows that he's still breathin'.

/wonder what Michelle had to say?
//no wrath like the black woman's wrath
///is there a doghouse at the White House?

elchip: muck4doo: Why would I get pissed. I would be looking at her ass too.

Nobody said YOU explicitly, but over in Freeperville:

[whargbl]

This proves it - there is no hate like liberal hate.

Nabb1: Bill would have slyly checked that out, then pulled a young staffer aside and instructed him to invite her up to his suite for later, and shot Sarkozy a sly wink and a grin.

Umm pretty sure that's Chelsea, you know Bill's daughter.

D_Evans45: Aidan - Has anyone noticed that the US girl (the one standing to Obama's right in the group photo) is quite a tidy little number herself? Perhaps not as flamboyantly pretty as the Brazil J8 member, but still worth a look.


Half of a face is worth a look? Either they cropped the pic or you are talking about half a face.

Sorry. I was looking at the pic from the Michael Savage site. Either that, or you misunderstood OBAMA'S RIGHT to be THE RIGHT SIDE OF OBAMA. :)

/I like the demure and brainy type; so much fun

somewhere there's a video of this. there has to be.

I'm sorry, I forgot to mention that the young woman from Brazil has a very shapely posterior and a nice smile.

MindStalker: Nabb1: Bill would have slyly checked that out, then pulled a young staffer aside and instructed him to invite her up to his suite for later, and shot Sarkozy a sly wink and a grin.

Umm pretty sure that's Chelsea, you know Bill's daughter.

And this would change what?

Thread TL;DR, don't know if anyone said this, but at least he didn't give her a massage.



/hot, unlike the imagine

Our president was being a gentleman and stopped to see that the lady could make it upstairs unassisted. That is a tight dress with heels, she may have needed his arm.

/tell your wife that, Barack.

D_Evans45: Uchia Cycliste

If that post is sarcastic, then you fail pretty hard. Funny pictures should be captioned properly, yours look retarded.


If you were serious, GIMP is easy as hell to use, I used it for a couple years before picking up Photoshop. Just google "GIMP text tutorials" or whatever else you are trying to learn.

dude, who gives a shiat...

ttc2301: Action Replay Nick: Anyone who thinks this is pervy is a retard. It's normal male (and female, but especially male) behavior. Every man with a beating heart and functional penis does this.

When the President does it, it's mildly amusing. (As it was when Bush did it.)

THIS.

I don't like the Messiah. But this little gem shows that he's still breathin'.

/wonder what Michelle had to say?
//no wrath like the black woman's wrath
///is there a doghouse at the White House?

Yes there is. I hear it's outfitted with fine Cuban cigars, a wall of quality hooch, and another wall of porno mags. Built by the previous two tenants.

Oh, someone is sleeping in the doghouse tonight.


That photographer is naughty.

Tell them that's it's human nature.

/MJNN

Sarkozy's a pervert. Obama's just being a black man.

MindStalker: Nabb1: Bill would have slyly checked that out, then pulled a young staffer aside and instructed him to invite her up to his suite for later, and shot Sarkozy a sly wink and a grin.

Umm pretty sure that's Chelsea, you know Bill's daughter.

Pretty sure you're wrong.

ttc2301 - Action Replay Nick: Anyone who thinks this is pervy is a retard. It's normal male (and female, but especially male) behavior. Every man with a beating heart and functional penis does this.

When the President does it, it's mildly amusing. (As it was when Bush did it.)

THIS.

I don't like the Messiah. But this little gem shows that he's still breathin'.

/wonder what Michelle had to say?
//no wrath like the black woman's wrath
///is there a doghouse at the White House?


No... but there is a dawg house!!!

Woot! What up?!?!? Skin it, playa!!!

Approves:

Obama's gonna have to answer to Manchelle. That's one FBOTUS I wouldn't want to piss off.

The only way he could score more points with me is if he was smokin a J at the time.

You go, my nig!

theorellior: Uchiha_Cycliste: YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!

At least it wasn't Derrida.

Is he as difficult to read? He sounds like the polar opposite of the structural functionalists. Why are they always French? Derrida, Wacquant, Bourdieu, Durkheim...

Uchiha_Cycliste: D_Evans45: Uchiha_Cycliste

Please download a copy of GIMP, it's free.

MS Paint captions look terrible.

I tried sooo hard too, many, multiple attempts, and that was the best I could do. Although I was sitting in on a pretty important meeting at the time. I'll get gimp now. Sorries.

For Q&D captions, Cheezburger factory (p) works well.
(although I admit to a fondness for GIMP.)



shotglasss:

LMFAO. Bush was doing a photo op with them, Hussein Jr. was busted scoping out a white woman's ass and The First Beast is going to hammer him for it.

FAIL



SRSLy, Freepers, this "issue" is not going to work for you. Let it go.

Adult, heterosexual males who are not seriously emotionally screwed up sometimes like to look at attractive women. It's not a partisan issue. Trying to make it one will only make the GOP look even more out of touch than it already does.


Wait, on second thought, go for it! This, together with Mustard-gate, should be your primary issues in 2010! They're sure winners! These issues will really bring the undecideds back to the Republican camp! Focus on that, and the teabagging, and you're sure to regain control!

Any GOP politician would have looked too, until they realized it was female.

D_Evans45: Uchia Cycliste

If that post is sarcastic, then you fail pretty hard. Funny pictures should be captioned properly, yours look retarded.

If you were serious, GIMP is easy as hell to use, I used it for a couple years before picking up Photoshop. Just google "GIMP text tutorials" or whatever else you are trying to learn.

No, seriously, I downloaded it, and I'm installing it now. I'll make up for that picture And I really was in a serious meeting.

IonBeam2: Sarkozy's a pervert. Obama's just being a black heterosexual man.

FTFY

/Geeze! If we look....we're pervs.
If we don't look..... we're Gay.

Make up your farking minds!!

RunningFool: tenpoundsofcheese: Sarcozy has class.
Obama, not so much.



Yeah not really.

Sarkozy probably jumped a couple points in the polls for this. I thought the fact that their President actually uses his johnson was a source of national pride?

Dudes are dudes. Also it's not as gross when the guy doing the checking-out is good-looking, not old, and relatively classy.

It would be a little nasty if it were Henry Kissinger or Carrot Top. Or 90's era Bill Clinton, for that matter.

This is too good. I'm gonna go look at some backsides.

40oz_A_Knight: AzDownboy: UberDave: i32.tinypic.com



/quelle hot

I was thinking's I was agreeing's with you..

but Nobody's F**k's with Tokie's!!!!

/stops repeating's me's

Meowsertd: She does look nice, maybe the mainstream media will report on this photo so we can learn more about her, I doubt they will because it makes barry look like what he is.

Obvious troll is obvious.

technicolor-misfit: My god, you pack of delicate little pussies.

The funniest thing is they try to be both so morally shocked and outraged, AND scary hard-core redneck klansmen.

I do not get that.

This is where Obama shows his lack of foreign policy experience.

You want to look down on a king and bow down to seventeen-year-old ass. A simple mix-up.

Seacop: MindStalker: Nabb1: Bill would have slyly checked that out, then pulled a young staffer aside and instructed him to invite her up to his suite for later, and shot Sarkozy a sly wink and a grin.

Umm pretty sure that's Chelsea, you know Bill's daughter.

Pretty sure you're wrong.

I'm thinking I probably am wrong. Its a tough call really, I guess theoretically she could be traveling with her mom who is probably there as SoS.

But I keep hearing that Michelle is the most beautiful woman on the planet.

The Shimmy Sham Shuffle.

/Meh.

Anyone who doesn't look at that picture and think anything other than "that's funny as shiat," trying to turn it into a partisan thing or whatever just...has no soul and has taken party politics to a level where they really need to stop and re-evaluate their priorities in life.

Egalitarian: Dudes are dudes. Also it's not as gross when the guy doing the checking-out is good-looking, not old, and relatively classy.

Why you gotta hate?

MindStalker: Seacop: MindStalker: Nabb1: Bill would have slyly checked that out, then pulled a young staffer aside and instructed him to invite her up to his suite for later, and shot Sarkozy a sly wink and a grin.

Umm pretty sure that's Chelsea, you know Bill's daughter.

Pretty sure you're wrong.

I'm thinking I probably am wrong. Its a tough call really, I guess theoretically she could be traveling with her mom who is probably there as SoS.

It was addressed earlier. I guess someone didn't read the thread.


17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares


Credited to FarkinNortherner

Where's the Borat?

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Headso: Githerax:

Possibly even both.

I think the guy is smart enough to multitask

No doubt! He was smooth..got a nice lil lookseee and then "Oh yeah im talking to this chick behind me"...

Smooth pimp president!

Egalitarian - Dudes are dudes. Also it's not as gross when the guy doing the checking-out is good-looking, not old, and relatively classy.

It would be a little nasty if it were Henry Kissinger or Carrot Top. Or 90's era Bill Clinton, for that matter.


So, you're saying women vilify the exact same conduct from one man that they approve in another based solely on looks?

Wow... women are shallow evil coonts.

I saw this on Drudge and just KNEW it was gonna hit Fark soon.

GAT_00: elchip: Nobody said YOU explicitly

I did, but I took it back.

/Why the hell do they all think he's gay?

They (some, not all) bought in to the claim by the supposed gay prostitute that claims they were involved and smoked crack together.

MindStalker: Its a tough call really

Is it really that tough a call, given that I broke the story that she's 17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares three hours ago ?!

Oh FGS. I don't care how impolitic it is, if my husband DIDN'T look at that, I'd worry. Michelle's probably just rolling her eyes at him.

It's a cute pic, really. Made me laugh.

Obama is a homosexual. He is trying to appear heterosexual but doesn't know how to be an appropriate heterosexual US President because it's not a natural instinct for him. Therefore, he thinks he needs to stare at the woman's ass and stick his tongue out.

The Homer Tax: Anyone who doesn't look at that picture and think anything other than "that's funny as shiat," trying to turn it into a partisan thing or whatever just...has no soul and has taken party politics to a level where they really need to stop and re-evaluate their priorities in life.

"Yo, I got here late... what'd I miss?"

Uchiha_Cycliste: FloydA: Uchiha_Cycliste:
YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!


I knew there was a good reason why I liked you.

/Now farkied as "hates foucault."

He's so brilliant, but it's so difficult for him to express his ideas; it's like if I was going to spend a whole page describing something and never using a god damn period I would bring forth the wrath of all the grammar nazis; the very same Nazi's who are likely the only ones who are familiar with the work even though though know full well that they them selves should be disciplined and punished both for their knowledge, their desire to affect the order of things and for the fact that they are familiar with the work that apparently at least three of us here in this very thread about possibly philandering eyes of the president a position in this country that along with democracy made it possible for the entire world to evolve out of madness into civilization. fark. That's the longest run on I can make.

Nicely done. Except I don't think he's brilliant. I'd say clever.

/philosophy snob
//that means I like Derrida and despise Derridians.

technicolor-misfit: Egalitarian - Dudes are dudes. Also it's not as gross when the guy doing the checking-out is good-looking, not old, and relatively classy.

It would be a little nasty if it were Henry Kissinger or Carrot Top. Or 90's era Bill Clinton, for that matter.


So, you're saying women vilify the exact same conduct from one man that they approve in another based solely on looks?

Wow... women are shallow evil coonts.

*surprised face* Uh. You didn't know this?

/women are dogs. men are dogs, same old same old

Threads like this are what I love about Fark. Comedy gold and people taking offense to pretty much everything. Hilarious stuff.

FloydA: Adult, heterosexual males who are not seriously emotionally screwed up sometimes like to look at attractive women. It's not a partisan issue. Trying to make it one will only make the GOP look even more out of touch in the closet than it already does.

FTFY.

Jyoti: Michelle's probably just rolling her eyes at him.

Yeah... that's what she'll probably do... in public.

Action Replay Nick: Anyone who thinks this is pervy is a retard. It's normal male (and female, but especially male) behavior. Every man with a beating heart and functional penis does this. When the President does it, it's mildly amusing. (As it was when Bush did it.)


Butt-butt-butt-BUSH!

Githerax: What is happening is that he's beginning to turn to address the girl directy behind him. In doing so his head naturally swivels right:

Obama can't possibly turn to the right.

"17 year old Brazilian Junior G8 delegate Mayara Tavares"

/I'd bang it like a screen door in a tornado!
// I'll have a seat over there once I'm finished

Look at the picture again, everyone - see the thing down in the lower left corner that is white, but isn't a shoe (in fact, it actually looks like an old McDs styrofoam container)...

Now, look at the picture RunningFool posted of Sarcozy; notice that the woman is picking up pieces of paper? Maybe that is what Obama was looking at (those pieces of paper may actually be some kind of "spotter" papers to "tell" everyone where to stand for the photo op...?)...

Then again, maybe he was taking in the scenery...

Aidan: /women are dogs. men are dogs, same old same old

I thought it was "Men are disgusting; women are insane."

The first one. Someone please throw it.

/Would happily liberate that ass from that skit

Who cares? Men look at women. Dur.

I find the look on his wife's face in GoodasGold more interesting. Who pissed in her cheerios?

Her ass is disgustingly large.

GoodasGold's pic, even. lol

Jyoti: Michelle's probably just rolling her eyes at him.

Yeah... that's what she'll probably do... in public.

Some women do have self-confidence, you know? We're not all insecure clingy little girls who can't stand the thought of their man appreciating a nice view.

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Aidan: /women are dogs. men are dogs, same old same old

I thought it was "Men are disgusting; women are insane."

I haven't heard that put so succinctly before, but it sounds about right.

I can't believe there's so much argument over a simple picture. Obama looked at a nice piece of ass that was almost legal age. Every straight guy has done it.

Honestly, this thread is ridiculous. Are you Republicans so butthurt about losing the election that you try to start up a firestorm over this?

Just goes to show you, when a Democratic President wants to have some fun (not even illegal fun), you rake him over the coals, but when a Republican President lies to your face about war justification, you eat it up. Pathetic.

Whamdangler: dj_bigbird: Who is she? And what's the front view like?

It's Chelsea. She's been working out. But...well, let's just say she's better off facing that way.

I'm so happy someone else thought it was Chelsea too. That's what she reminded me of at first glance.

The Gummy Venus de Milo, soonerpsycho?

Soonerpsycho

Awesome !!

Meowsertd: She does look nice, maybe the mainstream media will report on this photo so we can learn more about her, I doubt they will because it makes barry look like what he is.

What? Red-blooded man? Nothing wrong with that.

Soonerpsycho

that was a masterful, kudos

MOAR!

taurusowner: Her ass is disgustingly tantalizingly large.


FTFY

D_Evans45: Uchiha_Cycliste

Please download a copy of GIMP, it's free.

MS Paint captions look terrible.

Is this better? I just popped my Gimp cherry.

DinsdalePiranha: Hotter than 17-year-old Brazilian ass.

I love this.

FuturePastNow: white

Really, where? The lady in the photo is not white.

HoboSong hurls the first shop. Not bad!

Robert1966: Uchiha_Cycliste: FloydA: Uchiha_Cycliste:
YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!


I knew there was a good reason why I liked you.

/Now farkied as "hates foucault."

He's so brilliant, but it's so difficult for him to express his ideas; it's like if I was going to spend a whole page describing something and never using a god damn period I would bring forth the wrath of all the grammar nazis; the very same Nazi's who are likely the only ones who are familiar with the work even though though know full well that they them selves should be disciplined and punished both for their knowledge, their desire to affect the order of things and for the fact that they are familiar with the work that apparently at least three of us here in this very thread about possibly philandering eyes of the president a position in this country that along with democracy made it possible for the entire world to evolve out of madness into civilization. fark. That's the longest run on I can make.

Nicely done. Except I don't think he's brilliant. I'd say clever.

/philosophy snob
//that means I like Derrida and despise Derridians.

Heh, just like Gandhi and Christians.
I think Foucault makes many interesting connections and some neat points. Is it worth reading Derrida? How difficult is it? Where should I start?

Githerax: Strictly speaking, from the first pic to the next:

What is happening is that he's beginning to turn to address the girl directy behind him. In doing so his head naturally swivels right:



What is happening is that he's beginning to turn to address the girl directy behind him. In doing so his head naturally swivels right:

As to why his head is tilted downwards so far, there's two possibilities:

1.) He's tilting his ear towards the girl behind him because she said something to him. This also explains why he's seen speaking to her in the next pic

2.) He's ogling scenery.

Possibly even both.

The pictures don't match, they weren't taken in sequence. The lady he would be 'turning to' is on a different step in the second photo.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Is this better? I just popped my Gimp cherry.

That is much better actually.

Uchiha_Cycliste: D_Evans45: Uchiha_Cycliste

Please download a copy of GIMP, it's free.

MS Paint captions look terrible.

Is this better? I just popped my Gimp cherry.

*applause*

/gimp joke

meta1hed: MOAR!

Hahahahah!!!!

Awesome.

Sarkozy's getting in on the action..

EsteeFlwrPot: muck4doo: Lorelle: No different from the day that Bushiat was caught looking at female beach volleyball players' butts.

Bu..bu..but.Bush!

Calm down. No need to get defensive. It was funny with Bush, and it is also funny with Obama.

I say he's getting the Presidential "itch." Soon we'll hear about the affairs he had and who he cheated on Michelle with and as of right now i'll bet $100 it'll be with a white woman!

/how you doin sugarpants

Hey, how YOU doin? :)

Jyoti: Some women do have self-confidence, you know? We're not all insecure clingy little girls who can't stand the thought of their man appreciating a nice view.

Not all, but most

Ill bet Obama would secretly like to service that ass!!

Bones playa!

Uchiha_Cycliste: Is it worth reading Derrida? How difficult is it? Where should I start?

I recommend buying, but not reading, his Of Grammatology.

Take it to a coffee house (but not Starbucks) or hipster bar (like Tatooed Mom's on South Street in Philly) and just sit there and pretend to read it while drinking PBRs.

Then glance on Wikipedia and get a very loose handle on the most basic tenets. Then use that half-baked knowledge and pontificate all about it on Fark.com

Steve McNair......


It's not mean, it's a liberal-style joke!

I think someones jealous...

hotlinky

cannotsuggestaname: Meowsertd: I doubt they will because it makes barry look like what he is.

what would that be? A normal human male?

I was going to say a horndog but ok :)

came for dat ass. not leaving disappointed.

Stroke_N_Focus: Ill bet Obama would secretly like to service that ass!!

I'd say the secret's out.

I'm a butt man myself, so I'm getting a kick...

In other news, Obama is a guy.

Film at 11.

Hobosong...Until I looked at your photo, I never noriced that women behind Obama had a hand coming out of her skirt. She apparently see it, too. Creepy

Ohh, and Soonerpsycho wins this thread

Acid_Casualty: Sarkozy's getting in on the action..
way to go harper, stare at the papers, instead of trying to help. same way you run this country.

digitalia: "Yo, I got here late... what'd I miss?"

bahahahahh!!!

Robert1966: Uchiha_Cycliste: FloydA: Uchiha_Cycliste:
YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!


I knew there was a good reason why I liked you.

/Now farkied as "hates foucault."

He's so brilliant, but it's so difficult for him to express his ideas; it's like if I was going to spend a whole page describing something and never using a god damn period I would bring forth the wrath of all the grammar nazis; the very same Nazi's who are likely the only ones who are familiar with the work even though though know full well that they them selves should be disciplined and punished both for their knowledge, their desire to affect the order of things and for the fact that they are familiar with the work that apparently at least three of us here in this very thread about possibly philandering eyes of the president a position in this country that along with democracy made it possible for the entire world to evolve out of madness into civilization. fark. That's the longest run on I can make.

Nicely done. Except I don't think he's brilliant. I'd say clever.

/philosophy snob
//that means I like Derrida and despise Derridians.

Then again, when we install inside Disney a hall of presidents, knowing itself a simulation, it is only so that we might not see the body politic of this democratic nation for a simulacrum that it is, with false head, and a psuedo-representational republic propping up just the utmost outer layer of the ruse which self reinforces through the construct we proudly call the history of the great (american)experiment? Then again... maybe Obama and Sarkozy are both experience a moment of authentic existentence... because...we'll as Duchamp put it L.H.O.O.Q.

ohdoublereally: I think someones jealous...

hotlinky



BOOM ROASTED!

Good find!

LOL! Ha, I didn't see that Soonerpsycho one. Well played. This thread needs to metamorphosize into the all-time photoshop contest.

*facepalm*

20 year old piece of a?

WWSMcND?

Ok people... The girl is from Brazil. I think most people would agree that makes her Hispanic and not white. Heck the country she's from is known for their amazing women and their posteriors. To find a white woman with an but like that is few and far between.

Gato Negro: Action Replay Nick: Anyone who thinks this is pervy is a retard. It's normal male (and female, but especially male) behavior. Every man with a beating heart and functional penis does this. When the President does it, it's mildly amusing. (As it was when Bush did it.)


Butt-butt-butt-BUSH!

Welcome to my favorites list!

sens: robsul82: Oh, I think you just whipped NewsBusters, Hot Air, and all of Fox News into a frenzy.

She's 17? Oh no! What have I done?

I'm sorry Obama, I just thought it was a funny photo!

Now, can we all please collaborate and use this thread to come up with a plausible excuse for him?

/regretful subby

Google her name. This thread is hardly the first mention of the fact she's 17 and that he checked her out.

Aidan: Uchiha_Cycliste: D_Evans45: Uchiha_Cycliste

Please download a copy of GIMP, it's free.

MS Paint captions look terrible.

Is this better? I just popped my Gimp cherry.

*applause*

/gimp joke

You know, I actually am on crutches and in a boot right now with a shattered leg. =P, it could work on a number of levels.

Awesome! Simply Awesome! Great Capture..

Meowsertd: a white man would be made to feel shame for something like this, however Nobama there likly will win approval pointsfark that, I cheered on Clinton for gettin' some in the oval office.

Kennedy was getting some in the White House on the side all the time, it was just that in those days the political parties were a bit more gentlemanly about such things.

Alas.

Link (youtube) Somebody is quick.

Two things:

1) He's the President of the United States (Unbelievably). Until Slick Willy destroyed the dignity of the office, that title used to mean something.

2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

Much ado about nothing.

Meowsertd: a white man would be made to feel shame for something like this, however Nobama there likly will win approval points

Ooops, lemme try that again.

Fark that, I cheered on Clinton for gettin' some in the oval office.

Kennedy was getting some in the White House on the side all the time, it was just that in those days the political parties were a bit more gentlemanly about such things. (and the press was much less likely to consider such things newsworthy)

Alas.

Mordant: That would be the definition of getting BUSTED right there.

Just think, 54 years ago, he'd have been lynched for doing that (new window), now he's the President of the US and we're all congratulating him for being a playa.

he likes him some big booty.

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Uchiha_Cycliste: Is it worth reading Derrida? How difficult is it? Where should I start?

I recommend buying, but not reading, his Of Grammatology.

Take it to a coffee house (but not Starbucks) or hipster bar (like Tatooed Mom's on South Street in Philly) and just sit there and pretend to read it while drinking PBRs.

Then glance on Wikipedia and get a very loose handle on the most basic tenets. Then use that half-baked knowledge and pontificate all about it on Fark.com

Sounds like my life as an undergrad.

no wait, I believe your post signifies my life as an undergrad
or does my life as an undergrad serve as a postmodern representation of the life of all undergraduates. Symbolising the ultimate dissatisfaction the search for knowledge brings.
And FARK is s representation of the incomprehensibility of using knowledge for any good but our own personal amusement...

Does anyone have video of this?

Uchiha_Cycliste: FloydA: Uchiha_Cycliste:
YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!


I knew there was a good reason why I liked you.

/Now farkied as "hates foucault."

He's so brilliant, but it's so difficult for him to express his ideas; it's like if I was going to spend a whole page describing something and never using a god damn period I would bring forth the wrath of all the grammar nazis; the very same Nazi's who are likely the only ones who are familiar with the work even though though know full well that they them selves should be disciplined and punished both for their knowledge, their desire to affect the order of things and for the fact that they are familiar with the work that apparently at least three of us here in this very thread about possibly philandering eyes of the president a position in this country that along with democracy made it possible for the entire world to evolve out of madness into civilization. fark. That's the longest run on I can make.

The difference is, when I read Focault, my brains hurt after one page trying to process what he's trying to describe. It takes forever to get through one of his books, it's painful, but worth it. If only Reader's Digest would tackle him.

/That ass, it was fine....

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Uchiha_Cycliste: Is it worth reading Derrida? How difficult is it? Where should I start?

I recommend buying, but not reading, his Of Grammatology.

Take it to a coffee house (but not Starbucks) or hipster bar (like Tatooed Mom's on South Street in Philly) and just sit there and pretend to read it while drinking PBRs.

Then glance on Wikipedia and get a very loose handle on the most basic tenets. Then use that half-baked knowledge and pontificate all about it on Fark.com

From a brief wiki glance it looks like this is a treatise into how exactly the way we express our thoughts, and the role that language plays, subtlety effects the transference of those thoughts and the ideas they lead to.
Is it just a linguistic musings and ramblings, or will it later help me understand the way I learn, converse and convey ideas?

Gato Negro: Two things:

1) He's the President of the United States (Unbelievably). Until Slick Willy destroyed the dignity of the office, that title used to mean something.

2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

1) Please. Our FOUNDING FATHERS were gigantic hornballs. An overactive sex drive is a firm tradition for the leadership of the US.

2) So what? He didn't throw her down and fark her, he appreciated a sexy lady (and in most 1st world countries, other than the prudish US, she's very, very legal).

Gato Negro: Two things:

1) He's the President of the United States (Unbelievably). Until Slick Willy destroyed the dignity of the office, that title used to mean something.

2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

2/10

It was funny when Bush did it. It's funny when Obama (and Sarkozy) does it. I know this is difficult to remember, but they are human.

I'm sure if people were following me around with a camera they would catch me checking someone out once in awhile too. OK, I'm damn sure they would.

Knara: 2) So what? He didn't throw her down and fark her, he appreciated a sexy lady (and in most 1st world countries, other than the prudish US, she's very, very legal).

He still should've had the decency to make the Secret Service murder her and plant a load of prescription pills in the hotel room.

This is America, people, and we still have standards of office.

Christian Bale

Dirty damn commies!

There was a video of LeBron James looking at her ass, but at the last second a Nike representative had the video confiscated.

Gato Negro: Two things:

1) He's the President of the United States (Unbelievably). Until Slick Willy destroyed the dignity of the office, that title used to mean something.

2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

a little revisionist there- if you are looking for the destruction of the dignity of the office you might look to nixon historically (though baudrillard puts a useful skeptical eye to that) but you also might look at hoover, or jackson, or better yet ask about the historical notion of the dignity of the office and if it ever existed in the fairy tale sense...

AzDownboy : /quelle hot

I think that would have worked better as

LOL BUTT

Gato Negro: ) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

Yeah, but her ass at least 20.

Knara: in most 1st world countries, other than the prudish US, she's very, very legal.


Do you have daughters in the prudish US?

nice

WorldCitizen: It was funny when Bush did it. It's funny when Obama (and Sarkozy) does it. I know this is difficult to remember, but they are human.

I'm sure if people were following me around with a camera they would catch me checking someone out once in awhile too. OK, I'm damn sure they would.

The bush ones were funnier I think because of the casual dress and circumstance. The fact he is an evangelical throws a twist on it but at the end of the day it was ONLY a humorous moment and nothing more.

This is also pretty damn funny though.

Gato Negro: Two things:

1) He's the President of the United States (Unbelievably). Until Slick Willy destroyed the dignity of the office, that title used to mean something.

2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

The butthurt is strong with this one.

Vending machine guy here. I'm like the delivery man in the kitchy paintings depicted on James Lileks' website ("celery present"). Some days are better than others. Today was fantastic! Let's just say I'm a fan of hot women in their twenties wearing tight volleyball shorts...

Gato Negro: Two things:

1) He's the President of the United States (Unbelievably). Until Slick Willy destroyed the dignity of the office, that title used to mean something.

2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

And that was the quickest add and then subtract from the favorite's list ever.

You know 17 is legal in Alaska (and other states) ... you betcha!

northguineahills: Uchiha_Cycliste: FloydA: Uchiha_Cycliste:
YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!


I knew there was a good reason why I liked you.

/Now farkied as "hates foucault."

He's so brilliant, but it's so difficult for him to express his ideas; it's like if I was going to spend a whole page describing something and never using a god damn period I would bring forth the wrath of all the grammar nazis; the very same Nazi's who are likely the only ones who are familiar with the work even though though know full well that they them selves should be disciplined and punished both for their knowledge, their desire to affect the order of things and for the fact that they are familiar with the work that apparently at least three of us here in this very thread about possibly philandering eyes of the president a position in this country that along with democracy made it possible for the entire world to evolve out of madness into civilization. fark. That's the longest run on I can make.

The difference is, when I read Focault, my brains hurt after one page trying to process what he's trying to describe. It takes forever to get through one of his books, it's painful, but worth it. If only Reader's Digest would tackle him.

/That ass, it was fine....

The problem is that the ideas he's trying to convey can't be compartmentalized anymore than the sentences he is using (and I'm sure something is lost in translation). The single thought, or point requires all of the adjacent phrases and ideas as support, or the idea has no merit. To cut up and shorten the sentences would both lead to a much more jagged, incoherent flow of messages. As well as possibly distorting the entire meaning as there is no longer certainty as to which sentences support which purpose.

I'd

dat

Gato Negro: Two things:

1) He's the President of the United States (Unbelievably). Until Slick Willy destroyed the dignity of the office, that title used to mean something.

2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

You are talking to people who have spent the last week mourning the death of an African American who bought himself a stable of white boys for his amusement. This is a step in the right direction for them.

I think Sarkozy is behind all of this. He looks guilty as fark in that last photo.

/Hey Obama! Look over there!

I have to amend my score for Gato Negro's post. It is 9/10.

He hooked a lot of people. that is quite sad for such an obvious troll.

I don't know about you guys, but I always ask for ID before I look at a girls ass to make sure she is at least 18.

Now i know he is male.
How many of you men/woman have window shopped?...Sheez

Stick it out, even the white boys got to shout...

Reuters, you suck.

roadkillontheweb: I don't know about you guys, but I always ask for ID before I look at a girls ass to make sure she is at least 18.

Its the right thing to do.

"Excuse me, Can I have a look at your ID?"
"....sure"
"Thank you....so your 18? ok turn around"

Sirtalksalot: please.... i had enough of this and im gonna get me some fine young whitey ass

//btw who wouldn't cheat on something that ugly.

That picture actually just makes me think Obama and Tuvok were separated at birth.

And as I scan down this thread, I realize I'm not the only one... god I love fark.

Gato Negro: Two things: 1) He's the President of the United States (Unbelievably). Until Slick Willy destroyed the dignity of the office, that title used to mean something. 2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

forever_blowing_Obama: And that was the quickest add and then subtract from the favorite's list ever.


Thank you. I'll wear it as a badge of honor.

Wizzin: Threads like this are what I love about Fark. Comedy gold and people taking offense to pretty much everything. Hilarious stuff.

Funny picture? Check.
Funny comments? Check.
Awesome photoshops? Check.
Angry politics discussion? Check.
Intricate discussion about French literature all started by an unrelated comment that attempted to rhyme a French car maker with a French writer? Check.

All bases covered.

yes, yes...obvious troll, but a good reason to indiscreetly bring baudrillard into the conversation

Noam Chimpsky: Gato Negro: Two things:

1) He's the President of the United States (Unbelievably). Until Slick Willy destroyed the dignity of the office, that title used to mean something.

2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

You are talking to people who have spent the last week mourning the death of an African American who bought himself a stable of white boys for his amusement. This is a step in the right direction for them.

That's one way of looking at it.
And it's kind of true. Except Michael also liked him some Mexican boys. Just wanted to make sure and get them in the game on this deal. Between Jackson and the ridiculous foolishness of the losers who swooned over the pervs death, Obama checking out underaged ass, the slouching snoozing federal guards and Steve McNair's peccadillo, it's been a rather bad week for the brother.

/pinch

HoboSong: /pinch

Im sad cause for some reason I cant see the pics you post..but they are getting top notch reviews!!!

Ah, our president is human after all. I was beginning to get worried....

And LeBron James lame pussy act. Almost forgot that.

Step Up Yo Game!

HoboSong: /pinch

her ass's gravitational mass has twisted his hand all the around...looks painful

Can't blame him , Seen his wife ?

Of course it's understandable that Obama, being a man, is going to act like one in public... but still I have to wonder how many of those rushing to his defence on this thread also thought that Bush was acting like a sexist pig and/or undermining the dignity of the Presidency when he was ogling those beach volleyball players a year or two back? I seem to remember a lot of negative commentary about this on Fark at the time... not that I'd want to accuse anyone in particular of shameless partisan hypocrisy: you all know who you are, in any event.

I heart Fark

Someone give Hobosong a medal.

sens: I love this.

Sarkozy seems to be admiring her general overall beauty, while Obama is locked in with laser sights on one area in particular.

*looks at pic*

DAMM.

It is good to have a man in the white house that can get it up. You look at that and you know Obama's going to boink Michelle silly later on. McCain and GWB would have looked at their worthless peckers and called in an air strike on some poor third world darkies.

Bottom-Line, Head-Line:

"Obama Eyes Juvenile's Derrier On World Stage"


This oggling stare at an under-aged girl is one for the history books...

/Michael Jackson, step aside...

I want that soccer jersey.

What can I say? My prez has good taste. That looks like a fine arse.

Gato Negro: Bottom-Line, Head-Line:

"Obama Eyes Juvenile's Derrier On World Stage"

This oggling stare at an under-aged girl is one for the history books...

/Michael Jackson, step aside...

You know, Canis Noir comes across as smarter...

alltandubh: I seem to remember a lot of negative commentary about this on Fark at the time

I will happily wait while you double check the archives of fark for some references.
Preferably by those that are posting in obamas defense in this thread.

GoodasGold: "What'chall got that we don't have?"

Came for this picture, left satisfied.

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: Noam Chimpsky: Gato Negro: Two things:

1) He's the President of the United States (Unbelievably). Until Slick Willy destroyed the dignity of the office, that title used to mean something.

2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

You are talking to people who have spent the last week mourning the death of an African American who bought himself a stable of white boys for his amusement. This is a step in the right direction for them.

That's one way of looking at it.
And it's kind of true. Except Michael also liked him some Mexican boys. Just wanted to make sure and get them in the game on this deal. Between Jackson and the ridiculous foolishness of the losers who swooned over the pervs death, Obama checking out underaged ass, the slouching snoozing federal guards and Steve McNair's peccadillo, it's been a rather bad week for the brother.

it's call freeze frame folks.. C'mon.. non issue. If it was a actual static photograph with Obama intentially looking ok maybe we have a case.....but even that hey he's just a typical guy afterall!

If I'm him I'll be more worried about what Michelle has to say than the rest of the Western world.

Uchiha_Cycliste: SFSailor: Elzar: Oh my God, Nicolas! Look at her butt! It is so big....

... so your girlfriend rolls a Renault...
... playin' books on tape by Foucault...

YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!
*shudders* give me Wacquant any day.

Would all the grad students or former grad students in this thread please say "Aye".

This photo reeks of photoshop and/or bad timing & ridiculous innuendo. I do agree with aszure, though. ;)

SFSailor: Elzar: Oh my God, Nicolas! Look at her butt! It is so big....

... so your girlfriend rolls a Renault...
... playin' books on tape by Foucault...

+1 internet

Gato Negro got greedy on that last one.

Ah, the return of Camelot indeed.

alfredromeo: Uchiha_Cycliste: SFSailor: Elzar: Oh my God, Nicolas! Look at her butt! It is so big....

... so your girlfriend rolls a Renault...
... playin' books on tape by Foucault...

YOU DO NOT MENTION FOUCAULT HERE!
*shudders* give me Wacquant any day.

Would all the grad students or former grad students in this thread please say "Aye".

Can I join too? I'm a lowly engineering BS.

Just hit Gawker.

God, how awful. You work hard, try to help the poor, end up getting invited to the goddamn G8 summit, and what are you famous for? Getting your ass ogled at by the US President.

Poor kid. If I were her I'd feel farking awful.

Gato Negro: 2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

That's a classic song.

/ Totally approves

Sirveaux: Gato Negro got greedy on that last one.


Time will only tell as this sweeps the Internet over the next 48-72 hours.

Wonder how it will play in the 'muslim world', hmmm?

Damn biatch you're stupid fly, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.

SharkTrager: Google her name. This thread is hardly the first mention of the fact she's 17 and that he checked her out.

It was certainly one of the first. I can't find any sign that her name and age appeared on Hot Air, Drudge, Free Republic, or Hannity, including on the fora and bearing in mind the time zones, until after they appeared here.

FWIW, I unsuccessfully Googled for a corroborating link before posting them here (FarQ on personal details, and all that.)

Can anyone find me a video of Wayne Gretzky in a luxury box with Bruce McNall ogling a waitress that walks by? I consider myself an Internet blackbelt, but I can't find it anywhere nohow. But dammit, it happened!

It's pretty funny, and the closest thing I've seen to Gretzky being personally involved in a scandal, aside from some gambling thing he was separated from by about 18 degrees. Which means that his natural, understandable ogling was chuckled about by a few sports bloopers shows and pretty much virtually ignored by the media, and rightly so.

And it reminds me a lot of this picture. When something like this walks by, if we're men we're all pretty much helpless. Depending on who's around, we're either consciously avoiding looking at it -- don't look, don't look, don't look -- or we're helpless but to look at it, and so we glance, even if only for a millisecond.

Or we wind up with some terrible combination of the two, and this is always the worst: knowing something good is approaching, wanting to look at it, but not wanting to get caught, and trying to look at it sideways, and not seeing anything, but getting caught anyway by someone while trying to look sideways at it.

The best approach is probably the Seinfeld theory: if you're in company that's going to look down on this kind of thing, treat it like looking at the sun: "You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away!"

The catch here is that most of us don't have so many photographers following us around that every moment of our lives is essentially a 360' video waiting to happen.

We all know it's good to be the king, but Obama has to answer to the wife at the end of the day like all the rest of us who are married, but unlike the rest of us, he also has to answer to the photo lens. We might have all learned today that there's at least one drawback to being President: never checking out girls, ever, for at least four years.

Wanna be president? That's a tough call.

Mayah: God, how awful. You work hard, try to help the poor, end up getting invited to the goddamn G8 summit, and what are you famous for? Getting your ass ogled at by the US President.

Poor kid. If I were her I'd feel farking awful.

Why?

I love that this temporarily turned into a thread on Foucault.

Mayah: God, how awful. You work hard, try to help the poor, end up getting invited to the goddamn G8 summit, and what are you famous for? Getting your ass ogled at by the US President.

Poor kid. If I were her I'd feel farking awful.

I admit I thought of that, too. But she is 17, so hopefully she'll laugh it off and go back to work.

Mayah - God, how awful. You work hard, try to help the poor, end up getting invited to the goddamn G8 summit, and what are you famous for? Getting your ass ogled at by the US President.

Poor kid. If I were her I'd feel farking awful.


I know. You people should be ashamed of yourselves, making much ado at this poor girl's expense, all for some cheap partisan gotha.

You people have no decency.

Kotecks: Damn biatch you're stupid fly, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.

Damn; biatch. You Are Stupid Fly. Let me pull up to that bumbper; and smack that monkey.


\I used to fake the funk

I just want to say that I approve of all presidential oogling.

/makes it easier for the avg male to oogle.

Gato Negro: Sirveaux: Gato Negro got greedy on that last one.


Time will only tell as this sweeps the Internet over the next 48-72 hours.

Wonder how it will play in the 'muslim world', hmmm?

You caught your limit on that one.
Bravo. The funny thing is you can flat out admit what you did and idiots will still respond for atleast the next half an hour.

Andric: Mayah: God, how awful. You work hard, try to help the poor, end up getting invited to the goddamn G8 summit, and what are you famous for? Getting your ass ogled at by the US President.

Poor kid. If I were her I'd feel farking awful.

Why?

Jealousy.

Gato Negro: Two things:

1) He's the President of the United States (Unbelievably). Until Slick Willy destroyed the dignity of the office, that title used to mean something.

2) She's only SEVENTEEN. The girl is 17 f*cking years old.

Seventeen... and possibly, up to 11 months. Seriously, we're talking about someone who, conceivably, could be less than a month away from 18 and then it wouldn't even matter. One more month, and he'd be taking a quick glance at a "fully grown woman's" ass and there'd be nothing to gnash and wail about.

Or maybe she turned 17 the day before. But still, it's not like shes 12 or something, give it a rest.

how come no one commented about what is going on with Obama's feet? there is only one explanation

Mayah: God, how awful. You work hard, try to help the poor, end up getting invited to the goddamn G8 summit, and what are you famous for? Getting your ass ogled at by the US President.

Poor kid. If I were her I'd feel farking awful.

So you would feel ashamed if you are noticed for your body or how you may handle yourself?
Don't be :)

Gato Negro: Sirveaux: Gato Negro got greedy on that last one.


Time will only tell as this sweeps the Internet over the next 48-72 hours.

Wonder how it will play in the 'muslim world', hmmm?

ah, the 'muslim world'. they'll probably declare 'war' on us. obama has singlehandedly brought america to the brink of destruction.

AVERT YOUR EYES! SHE IS A FEMALE! WE MUST NOT LOOK!

Sounds like the Fark freepers are turning into the Fark Taliban. Godd job, you undersexed, overfed right-winged SOCIETAL CONTRIBUTORS!

tenpoundsofcheese: how come no one commented about what is going on with Obama's feet? there is only one explanation

Probably that he's turning around, getting in position and not actually ogling her butt.

Hey Obama, say to the press, "Yeah I looked. Did you see the ass on her? If you didn't look you must be gay!"

Just once I'd like to see a politician be that honest.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Kotecks: Damn biatch you're stupid fly, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.

Damn; biatch. You Are Stupid Fly. Let me pull up to that bumbper; and smack that monkey.


\I used to fake the funk

I admire your fashionable running shoes.

awesome

It's good to see we have a President with some standards again. How far we had fallen from Marylin to Monica...

SFlaxx: Mayah: God, how awful. You work hard, try to help the poor, end up getting invited to the goddamn G8 summit, and what are you famous for? Getting your ass ogled at by the US President.

Poor kid. If I were her I'd feel farking awful.

So you would feel ashamed if you are noticed for your body or how you may handle yourself?
Don't be :)

Or one of the reasons that she was invited in the first place, I am pretty sure she already knows that her looks had something to do with it, and why there are no ugly people to be found (that are not actual leaders of nations)

technicolor-misfit
Egalitarian - Dudes are dudes. Also it's not as gross when the guy doing the checking-out is good-looking, not old, and relatively classy.

It would be a little nasty if it were Henry Kissinger or Carrot Top. Or 90's era Bill Clinton, for that matter.


So, you're saying women vilify the exact same conduct from one man that they approve in another based solely on looks?

Wow... women are shallow evil coonts.

Oh come on, there's a "teacher screwing a student" thread on Fark almost every day, and most of you guys high-five each other if the chick is hot. It's only if the teacher was fat/old/ugly that you're disgusted.

What I failed to explain clearly in my previous post was that behavior also counts. I recently had a guy lean out a car and yell "NICE TITS" at me. He was a good looking guy in his 20's but his delivery was so nasty, it was rather offensive. Contrast that with an old guy coming up to me (when I was much younger) and saying that I was very pretty, in a classy sort of way and not sleazy at all ... that was nice.

I'm just sayin, the good looking 40 year old guy who looks at your ass but doesn't yell "NICE ASS" scores more points than the Don Rickles or Shea LaPoof who tries to goose your crotch while making a Harpo Marx horn-honking sound.

\wah-wah