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(AZCentral) Dumbass AZ man blows a smooth .40 with almost sober looking mugshot   (azcentral.com) divider line 178
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ambassador_ahab [TotalFark] 2009-07-09 11:47:51 PM  
I've blood tested at .42 once. I WAS in the ER from booze OD, but still, I hit .42 and lived (barely) to tell the story.

It's doable, but I do not recommend it. It was a terrible experience.

 
shooboxx77 2009-07-09 11:49:25 PM  
Alx_xlA: I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: shooboxx77 Scoop84

Get a room

Kids these days...


.40 drunk sex is better out in public... especially in a graveyard or elementary school playground. Rooms are for "tipsy" folks...

 
some_random_guy 2009-07-10 12:00:37 AM  
I'm surprised, no HERO tag?

/.4 would probably kill me
//fairly certain I've gone into work with at least a .2

 
ChadManMn 2009-07-10 12:10:25 AM  
jake_lex: I don't doubt that the guy was shiatfaced, but when I see these stories of someone blowing .40 on a breathalyzer, my feeling is more that the breathalizer farked up than them actually being that drunk.

I came here to say that.

If the blood had not been drawn, he could have beaten this one.

/not condoning drunk driving
//just sayin'

 
LiliaNic 2009-07-10 12:12:55 AM  
Whoa. He's hot. I'd have to let him sober up a bit so that he could perform (and consent), but then I have to punish him.

Again. And again.

/and again
/just to make sure he learns his lesson
/yeah, that's it

 
SMOIT! 2009-07-10 12:28:53 AM  
In my hardcore alkie days I would carry a high bac when I was sober. For at least seven or eight hours a day I would work along with a bac above .20

I tried on one occasion to sober up enough to admit myself to rehab with out detox first. I stayed sober for a full day(drunk sat, admit on monday)

It didn't work. My bac was still .05

 
shooboxx77 2009-07-10 12:37:36 AM  
more on this oh so interesting story

Link (new window)

Link (new window) This is the very fit, yet drunken guy with a some skinny women.

 
farkin_Gary [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 12:59:11 AM  
LiliaNic: Whoa. He's hot. I'd have to let him sober up a bit so that he could perform (and consent), but then I have to punish him.

Again. And again.

/and again
/just to make sure he learns his lesson
/yeah, that's it


Ummm, wow.

 
deanayer 2009-07-10 01:10:13 AM  
He would have only been twice the legal limit instead of five times if the legal limit wasn't set on "pussy"

 
ace in your face 2009-07-10 01:34:37 AM  
OHHHH A hot alcoholic. Sounds like every other guy I have ever dated. Tell me he is over 6ft tall and I will probably be dating him before I know it.

/stop comparing him to all these uglier people. He is way hotter than any of the "comparison" photos.

 
SoxSweepAgain 2009-07-10 01:41:43 AM  
...and I came in here thinking this would be some kind of guns/Ted Williams thread.

 
shooboxx77 2009-07-10 01:43:26 AM  
ace in your face:
/stop comparing him to all these uglier people. He is way hotter than any of the "comparison" photos.


Only after 5 or 10 shots...

 
detfrost1 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 02:07:17 AM  
shooboxx77: more on this oh so interesting story

Link (new window)

Link (new window) This is the very fit, yet drunken guy with a some skinny women.


Maybe he just wanted gay sex again, and thought he had to go back to jail to get it.

..............................................penises.

 
w33dlyw33dly 2009-07-10 02:07:41 AM  
Well, you see, we have some pretty harsh drunk driving laws out here, so everyone feels obligated to practice hard and test the system.

 
diceofdeath 2009-07-10 02:12:28 AM  
Maybe someone's already pointed this out, but the guy looks completely sober. He must have 0% body fat and weigh about 500 pounds.

 
Sobrrr 2009-07-10 02:23:54 AM  
Oh God! I think he's cute, I'm glad he's locked up!

 
CowboyUpCowgirlDown 2009-07-10 04:58:33 AM  
LiliaNic: Whoa. He's hot. I'd have to let him sober up a bit so that he could perform (and consent), but then I have to punish him.

Again. And again.

/and again
/just to make sure he learns his lesson
/yeah, that's it


Checks pic...If you can get it all on tape and wear something slutty, I'm pretty sure I can sell the video for at least $25,000. Proly more with professional lighting and a homerun.

 
Jamieboy 2009-07-10 05:28:30 AM  
Diogenes: He's kinda hot. Probably easy to take advantage of now, too.

Yeah, he is kind of hot, but who wants to take "advantage" of a drunk? Waste of time and energy.

 
Evilmogwai 2009-07-10 09:17:33 AM  
Pvt Joker: Stay Cool Babylon: Lol.

I've hit the neighborhood of .4 on one of those civilian testers. I was nowhere close to dead. In fact, I was lucid enough to remember taking the test. The toxic shock the next day, however, made wish that I really was dead. I don't mean that figuratively. I actually wished that death would take me into his embrace. Christ, easily the worst hangover ever. And I've been to Tijuana. Twice.

Either that tester is off or you have one hell of a tolerance. In college, I drank 15 shots of vodka (basically the whole bottle) in a half hour. I remember absolutely nothing after drinking the first 5 shots and had to go to the ER to get my stomach pumped. My blood test BAC was 0.29.


drinking fast always will make you feel like crap or need your stomach pumped. Its drinking slow and steady that allows you to reach high BACs.

Two storys:

- A friend of mine invented the Green Dragon drink. Its double shots of six different spirits in a pint glass topped up with orange juice. Illegal to sell in a bar as its too much alcohol content. The story of its invention is tl;dr so I'll skip it.

Since then they have been mixing it themselves and on one occasion one of the group has had 6 pints over about 6 hours and still been standing.

- at a Sci Fi con a named guest (he was in Earth Final Conflict) drowned about three half pints of Green Dragon over the space of an hour and each time literally emptied the glass in one go. About two hours later he was rushed to hospital to have his stomach pumped. For some reason he wont attend another Sci Fi con now... (On the same evening at least 5 non-regular drinkers had about the same amount but spaced over 3 hours or so and were fine except the hangovers the next morning).

/yeah tl;dr

 
detfrost1 [TotalFark] 2009-07-10 09:27:39 AM  
diceofdeath: Maybe someone's already pointed this out, but the guy looks completely sober. He must have 0% body fat and weigh about 500 pounds.

HOT

 
Scoop84 2009-07-10 09:32:21 AM  
shooboxx77: Alx_xlA: I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: shooboxx77 Scoop84

Get a room

Kids these days...

.40 drunk sex is better out in public... especially in a graveyard or elementary school playground. Rooms are for "tipsy" folks...


Hey, wherever is fine! Just let me know!

 
TheraTx 2009-07-10 09:39:22 AM  
Betenoreus: looks like Rob Riggle after a night out:

POW!

POW! POW!

 
flyingmonkeysreign 2009-07-10 11:03:49 AM  
I'm thinking he was just hitting something hard while driving (and drunk to, but that's a given). Playing around with a friend of mine's home breathalizer, if you had just taken a shot the machine reads an uber high number.

 
xgnu 2009-07-10 02:49:17 PM  
Wow, I'm so suprised how many uninformed farkers there are regarding alcohol. I thought you were supposed to be the big drinkers here on the net.

.4 is not even that high really... if you drink hard alcohol all day, every day, for a couple weeks- you can get that high pretty easy.
I hit a stage where the withdraw almost killed me, not the high BAC.
I'd tell you what was blowing, but nobody here would believe it. go hang out at detox for a while and you'll see this a lot.

 
bruce4bruce 2009-07-10 05:25:52 PM  
FROM AZ! After one of my binges I was hung over for about three days. 7 days of drinking hard. I could not eat or drink for two days. On day three I could barley keep anything down. Night sweats, the shakes, and my breath smelt like alcohol for days. I am sure I was over a .40. Two weeks ago I spilt a 30 pack of Budweiser with my roommate after work. about 5pm. We went to the bar threw down several pitchers of Amberboch. Then we went to the Mill Cue club and had several large long islands. I blacked out and woke up in my bed the next morning. I called into work and said I was going to be late and showed up at nine instead of 7:30.
I was a little tipsy but I had a bottle of vodka in my desk drawer. Sipped on that until I went home. Sure I kinda of smell like alcohol but i am fine and everyone knows I have a drinking habit.

 
bruce4bruce 2009-07-10 05:27:38 PM  
I meant VODAK!

 
diceofdeath 2009-07-10 07:06:39 PM  
xgnu: Wow, I'm so suprised how many uninformed farkers there are regarding alcohol. I thought you were supposed to be the big drinkers here on the net.

.4 is not even that high really... if you drink hard alcohol all day, every day, for a couple weeks- you can get that high pretty easy.
I hit a stage where the withdraw almost killed me, not the high BAC.
I'd tell you what was blowing, but nobody here would believe it. go hang out at detox for a while and you'll see this a lot.


You are the one who is uninformed, my friend. 0.4% blood alcohol concentration is widely considered the median lethal dose. That means half of those who reach this level of intoxication will die from alcohol poisoning.

 
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes 2009-07-10 09:10:29 PM  
bruce4bruce: FROM AZ! After one of my binges I was hung over for about three days. 7 days of drinking hard. I could not eat or drink for two days. On day three I could barley keep anything down. Night sweats, the shakes, and my breath smelt like alcohol for days. I am sure I was over a .40. Two weeks ago I spilt a 30 pack of Budweiser with my roommate after work. about 5pm. We went to the bar threw down several pitchers of Amberboch. Then we went to the Mill Cue club and had several large long islands. I blacked out and woke up in my bed the next morning. I called into work and said I was going to be late and showed up at nine instead of 7:30.
I was a little tipsy but I had a bottle of vodka in my desk drawer. Sipped on that until I went home. Sure I kinda of smell like alcohol but i am fine and everyone knows I have a drinking habit.


Hahahahahahahhaaaaaaa Ahhhhhh Frrrrrr Ahhhhh Hahahahahahaaha Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jAJAAAJAJAAJAAJAJAJAJAAJ!! HHABAHAHAHAHAH
/tears
//tears tears tears tears

 
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