missiv: I don't know. I've turned down every free Miller Light ever swung in my direction. I thank them for the offer, and order something closer to my taste. Most times I don't even tell them, my lips have never touched one of those.

/I usually bring my own swill.
//PBR will do, in a pinch, though

I'm not a huge fan of Miller Lite, but I have at least tried it. If you want beer that will make you wish for a Miller, go pick up a sixer of Pig's Eye Lean. That is the only beer I have ever spit out.

Sgt Otter, you can add another free beer to the list if you're ever in my part of Oklahoma. Hell, I'll even let you pick the brand and serving size.

RevMercutio: T.rex: she DOESN'T like Obama!?! How DARE she have an opinion.

She's free to have an opinion. However, we're also free to say how stupid her opinion is.

Didn't you hear that conservatives have been getting lynched for having opinions. It's the liberal media thats stringing them up.

It's absolute truth. Agnew said so.

Well with Palin quitting politics, the GOP has a vacant spot for a mororn...oh, wait

Bob16: eraser8: Victoria Jackson is a complete lunatic. And yet, she's one of the saner ones they've got in the teabagging movement.

Well it's not just a problem of her being a complete lunatic.

She's a complete nobody.

She was really on SNL ?

Obviously she's waasn't one of the more talented people that came out of that show.

She was on during what's usually pointed out as one of the peak SNL years. with Carvey, Miller, Myers, Nealon, Hartman, and Hooks.

The problem was that they were all phenomenally good at their job, and she was whiny and could only play the bimbo that she apparently wasn't acting as.

Bob16: eraser8: Victoria Jackson is a complete lunatic. And yet, she's one of the saner ones they've got in the teabagging movement.

Well it's not just a problem of her being a complete lunatic.

She's a complete nobody.

She was really on SNL ?

Obviously she's waasn't one of the more talented people that came out of that show.

She did a great job playing airheaded blond bimbos. As it turns out, however, she wasn't acting.

Mosey: Oh she is a Republican. I always wondered why her career never went anywhere in Hollywood.

Oh, you can suck and fail whether you're Republican or Democrat.

Although it is true, once you're a failure in Hollywood, running for office as a Republican is about all you got left. Like hookers who had to give up Las Vegas for Reno.

RevMercutio: She was on during what's usually pointed out as one of the peak SNL years. with Carvey, Miller, Myers, Nealon, Hartman, and Hooks.

Well that answers that question.

I had figured she was on during the forgettable years but i see thats not the case. Man she must be pretty lame.

Sgt Otter:
And...well, let's just go to video.

/Yes, he's being deliberately cheesy with his play-by-play.

The "I think we got it!" call on radio makes it, in my opinion. Nicely done. May very few of your alcoholic beverages be bought by your money.

Bob16: Obviously she's waasn't one of the more talented people that came out of that show.

When is the last time SNL had someone talented on its cast?

SNL should have someone play this idiot.

It would be classic.

nutkick_42: missiv: I don't know. I've turned down every free Miller Light ever swung in my direction. I thank them for the offer, and order something closer to my taste. Most times I don't even tell them, my lips have never touched one of those.

/I usually bring my own swill.
//PBR will do, in a pinch, though

I'm not a huge fan of Miller Lite, but I have at least tried it. If you want beer that will make you wish for a Miller, go pick up a sixer of Pig's Eye Lean. That is the only beer I have ever spit out.

Sgt Otter, you can add another free beer to the list if you're ever in my part of Oklahoma. Hell, I'll even let you pick the brand and serving size.

Hmmm, the reason I've never tried it is simple. I don't drink anyone's light beer. Personally if I need to drink a Light, I shouldn't be drinking any thing. I don't eat light foods either. I prefer my food to be real, and full of every danger it was meant to have naturally.

Bloody William: abortiomancer

I'm a level 80 Abortiomancer. I specc'd into late-term abortion to raid. I top the APS (abortions per second) charts.

i don't even know who she is, but if the fark community can't stand her, then i like her.

i would even like her more if she did her hand stand with a dress on, and no undies.

but that's just me.

FuturePastNow: Bob16: Obviously she's waasn't one of the more talented people that came out of that show.

When is the last time SNL had someone talented on its cast?

Damn i can't even remember when i stopped watching it. Maybe in the late 1980'S.

Up to that point they seemed to have some pretty talented comedians on.

Let's be honest here: Outside of some guest appearances on Scrubs, what else has she done since SNL (sure, she may be doing the stand-up circuit, but if you're not getting in shows like Bob & Tom, you can't be doing THAT good). She did that shiat to get some free publicity and now you all are talking about it.

she needs to stick with acting and blowjobs because she's not capable of making any serious, informed, conversation.

Sgt Otter: And...well, let's just go to video.

Too close to the blast? You don't say ;)

/awesome vid :)

Malachilenomade: t's be honest here: Outside of some guest appearances on Scrubs,

Well there's a show thats not funny so i guess it was a good fit for her.

Tor_Eckman:

Terrible Photoshop is terrible.

Malachilenomade: Let's be honest here: Outside of some guest appearances on Scrubs, what else has she done since SNL (sure, she may be doing the stand-up circuit, but if you're not getting in shows like Bob & Tom, you can't be doing THAT good). She did that shiat to get some free publicity and now you all are talking about it.

So what? Our talking about her does not increase her income one bit--because it doesn't make anyone who finds her talentless more likely to go see her stand-up routine.

Bob16: Damn i can't even remember when i stopped watching it. Maybe in the late 1980'S.

They were good into the early 90s, but then it started going south.

Malachilenomade: She did that shiat to get some free publicity and now you all are talking about it.

She's a fundie whackjob like Kirk Cameron and Steven Baldwin. If you check out her appearances on Fox and the 700 Club she actually believes this shait.

Malachilenomade: Outside of some guest appearances on Scrubs

I think you may be confusing her with Nicole Sullivan.

icanhazstapler: You folks never had any trouble paying your taxes until it was a black man that came asking for them. Then it was suddenly "Oogity boogity! Too many taxes, y'all!"

Not racist my ass.

THIS.

Kinda like the jackasses claiming "The GOP doesn't run up deficits! Obama did it!"

/tell that lie long enough and loud enough...

RemyDuron: Noam Chimpsky: Trivia Jockey: Impeached for what?

For what shouldn't he be impeached?

Supporting the proliferation of communist dictators against the constitutions of Latin American countries, the czarification of the US, nationalizing the automobile industry, I could go on all day with reasons this idiot should be impeached.

Could you show that any of it was illegal, or is doing stuff you disagree with grounds enough?

Firstly, you make inquiries with subpoenas. When Obama doesn't answer to the subpoenas satisfactorily, you impeach him for contempt of congress.

Noam Chimpsky: When Obama doesn't answer to the subpoenas satisfactorily, you impeach him for contempt of congress.

lulz

WhyteRaven74: Sgt Otter: And...well, let's just go to video.

Too close to the blast? You don't say ;)

/awesome vid :)

Yeah, you can't really see, but you notice all the utility poles in the center of the road before the blast? They were all bent in half from the shockwave afterwards.

Sgt Otter: Antimatter: Sgt Otter: Ha. The Mark 19? No. Each individual round, when it detonates creates a killing radius of 5 meters, and a wounding radius of 15 meters. You usually fire it in 3 to 5 round bursts. Not something you play with for shiats and giggles.

My friend in Iraq experienced this first hand. He asked his NCO if he could see it for a sec, the sgt said yes, and well, long story short he blew up some guys car.

The thing was, the NCO noted that the grenade was strong, but shouldn't have blown up quite so huge. Turns out, that car was loaded with a car bomb/other munitions, and the grenade set them off.

We had something similar. We discovered a possible IED, and we blocked off the road unilt the EOD (Bomb Squad) guys could come out and dispose of it with a "controlled detonation."

Basically, they rig up a C-4 charge, hand it off to the robot, and the robot takes it over to the IED. Robot comes back. You blow the charge, the charge takes out the IED. That "NO! CUT THE BLUE WIRE!!!" crap is Hollywood.

Well, they roll the robot out, and his video camera shows a single 155mm artillery shell buried in a dirt mound on the side of the road. So the robot heads out, drops off the charge, and they blow it.

It turns out, that there was at least SIX more 155mm artillery shells underneath the one the robot found. We were way, WAY too close to the blast zone for an IED that big.

And...well, let's just go to video.

/Yes, he's being deliberately cheesy with his play-by-play.


IEDs...friend had bad experiences with those. A few months after the carbomb issue, one took out his humvee. He lived, but his Lt and Sgt both died.

This was time no 1 of like, the dozen times the guy nearly died over there. Consequently, they kept promoting him, so as it was, he was like a 19 1/2 yeah old Sgt last I checked.

Damn you guys are slippin!!

WhyteRaven74: They were good into the early 90s, but then it started going south.

I worked on a shoot that took place inside Franken's or Davis's (can't remember which one) manhattan apt.

The only reason i remember it is cause i remember seeing the dead cockroach that one of them snuffed on the air during a skit. I think there was some kind of Peta uproar about it so he saved the roach and made a little framed presentation out of it and it was hanging on the wall.

Anyway it was a long time ago.

Sgt Otter: what_now: Sgt Otter: Usually, after a few rounds, they'd get bold enough to point at the .50 caliber machineguns or Mark 19 fully automatic grenade launchers on our trucks and ask us:

"Mis-tah! Mis-tah! My brotha! Ees married. Please. The big gun? Shoot! Yes? Aww, please, mis-tah?"

So...did you????

Ha. The Mark 19? No. Each individual round, when it detonates creates a killing radius of 5 meters, and a wounding radius of 15 meters. You usually fire it in 3 to 5 round bursts. Not something you play with for shiats and giggles.

The M2-HB .50 caliber Heavy Machine Gun?

"White 4 Actual, this is White Six Eagle"
"Send it."
"Roger, local friendlies are requesting a Show-of-Force demonstration on the primary weapon system on Two Actual's horse."
"They want the Deuce? Who's getting married?"
"Mustafa's nephew."
"Yeah, I guess we owe him for that tip last week. All White Elements, Two is doing a test-fire. Don't panic."

"Platoon Daddy gave it the okay. Have your Golf light it up."
"Hey Dirt McGurt, you're cleared hot. Send it."
"Roger. ON THE WAY!!!"



So, yes, about 20 of these took off in about a second. Every fifth round is a tracer. The men whooped and cheered, the women covered their ears and glared at us.

/For scale, I wear a Men's Large in gloves.



You just made my favs list.

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: Bloody William: abortiomancer

I'm a level 80 Abortiomancer. I specc'd into late-term abortion to raid. I top the APS (abortions per second) charts.

NERF!

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Trivia Jockey: Impeached for what?

SOCIALISMBIRTHCERTIFICATESEEKRITMUSLIMACORN!11!

You owe me a new keyboard.

Antimatter:

IEDs...friend had bad experiences with those. A few months after the carbomb issue, one took out his humvee. He lived, but his Lt and Sgt both died.

This was time no 1 of like, the dozen times the guy nearly died over there. Consequently, they kept promoting him, so as it was, he was like a 19 1/2 yeah old Sgt last I checked.

Yeah, IEDs killed most of our guys. I like sharing that video because an IED actually provided us with some comedy relief for once.

We had the new, factory-armored (as opposed to the bolt-on aftermarket armor) M1151 Armored Humvees, and they still got thrashed by IEDs.





I'm only posting these photos because everybody walked away with a few minor bruises.

/Gunner was lucky he had his turret rotated to the side.

Sgt Otter: They were all bent in half from the shockwave afterwards

I figured they didn't fare well. Also that big cloud of dust looks like it's just about 100 feet away. I assume no one needed any caffeine the rest of the day to stay awake ;)

Bob16: The only reason i remember it is cause i remember seeing the dead cockroach that one of them snuffed on the air during a skit.

Yet another reason I love Fark, always someone showing up with a neat story :)

Johnny Chicago: What a douchebag.

And this shiat is a "Christian", too...

It farking figures.. religious people are snarky uptight assholes.

2/10. Put a little more into it, son.

I liked Victoria Jackson on SNL. I had no idea that she was batshiat insane.

/Gonna have to watch some Sarah Silverman on youtube to cancel out the crazy.

Ringshadow: "Damn fine post chief."

This. I guess this thread makes Sgt Otter Fark's resident Iraq expert.

/By my count, that makes one for Iraq, one for Venezuela, and two for Iran
//One of those being Tats, obviously

jst3p: Sgt Otter: /I'm a Cavalry Scout, not Infantry, in case you're wondering why I'm not wearing a big-ass Combat Infantryman's Badge.

Is that after webelo scout?

Nope that is someone who wants to be infantry but never made it to Sand Hill, Ft. Benning, Ga. Sorry to be a real scout you need to 11B. HOOAH.


/thanks for serving
//Still a POG

What's a "fundie"?

globalwarmingpraiser: jst3p: Sgt Otter: /I'm a Cavalry Scout, not Infantry, in case you're wondering why I'm not wearing a big-ass Combat Infantryman's Badge.

Is that after webelo scout?

Nope that is someone who wants to be infantry but never made it to Sand Hill, Ft. Benning, Ga. Sorry to be a real scout you need to 11B. HOOAH.


/thanks for serving
//Still a POG

HA! You 11 Bang-Bangs gave us a shiatty AO, we locked it down, then the 11 Bang-Bangs we handed it over to farked it back up.

It could be worse, though. You could be a DAT.

SomeTexan: What's a "fundie"?

The opposite of a boringlive.

/Thanks for your service SgtOtter. My brother is currently on his fourth tour, and I've got a bunch of other friends over there. If you're ever in Flagstaff I'll buy you a round.

Noam Chimpsky: Trivia Jockey: Impeached for what?

For what shouldn't he be impeached?

Supporting the proliferation of communist dictators against the constitutions of Latin American countries, the czarification of the US, nationalizing the automobile industry Making me cry, forcing me to have dirty sexual thoughts about a black man, making me cry while masturbating to dirty sexual thoughts about a black man, I could go on all day with reasons this idiot should be impeached.

/Czarification?

SomeTexan: What's a "fundie"?

A religious fundamentalist. More often than not it is used to describe Christians of the "Evolution is a lie"/"Blastocysts are people"/"The world is 6000 years old" variety.

Fark that 11B(rainless) Sgt Otter. Thanks for the vid and service. You ever make it thru Ft. Carson, let me know I'll hook you up, beer, whatever.

gwp, try to mind your manners. ;)

You want an example of dumb?

Our V.P., Joe 'Plugs' Biden thinks that 'jobs' is a three letter word and discusses going to resturants that have been closed for 20+ years.

And yet you folks elected him; now that's dumb.

Came for links to pictures of Victoria Jackson pulling that handstand stunt, staying for Sgt Otter's stories, pictures, and video. Good on ya, Sgt!

Nurglitch: Came for links to pictures of Victoria Jackson pulling that handstand stunt, staying for Sgt Otter's stories, pictures, and video. Good on ya, Sgt!shiat, you and everybody else in this thread has been way, way too kind for me.

I'm almost tempted to bring out the Vaseline Man story.

Victoria Jackson is divorced from her first husband?!?!? How DARE she go against god's will (tm). How arrogant of her to think her desires are more important than in sticking with god's plan.

Why do you hate god Victoria? That means you hate America (tm) too. Why would you want to make baby Jeebus cry Victoria? Some conservative you are!

mfaby: You want an example of dumb?

Your mother didn't have an abortion?