slayer199, Lumox

You guys have got have got to find new hit it pictures.

ck1938: I see her and Lindsay Lohan dating within 2 years.

How is that possible? Megan Fox would have to be bi-sexual for that to happen, and we've not heard anything to indicate that is the case.

elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

I agree. She's a butterface.

But I'd still hit it from behind, though her lack of acting ability would make it hard for me to tell if she's enjoying it.

recoil47: Honestly, career wise, this is exactly what she should be doing.

She probably knows (or her agent is telling her) she doesn't have Oscar level acting ability, or even close to it really. She has an amazing body that has a shelf life in movies of a few years. Cram as many roles into that time as you can, because when her time is done, she won't have those "later in life" roles that more established actresses will.

Exactly. She's not an idiot, it's just extremely unlikely that she'll win the lottery for 'who's gonna get the few plumb female acting roles'... even if she did have the chops. If she plays her cards right she can easily bank way in excess of 10 mil post-tax the next several years and then she can sit back and be an idiot or whatever else for the next 50 years. But she won't. Almost none of them do. People are stupid - once enough people blow enough smoke up your ass you become convinced that you aren't really alive unless your drink costs $50, your meal $500, your vacation $50,000 and your house $5 million.

sirenbrian: Revenge of the Surfing Killer Bikini Vampire Girls?



/Hot like a Red Dwarf?

You ROCK!!

elchip: kunibob: Bryce Dallas Howard

Holy crap was she cute in the latest Terminator movie.

You, sir, have excellent taste in women.

SandmanEsq: ck1938: I see her and Lindsay Lohan dating within 2 years.

How is that possible? Megan Fox would have to be bi-sexual for that to happen, and we've not heard anything to indicate that is the case.

That and she only farks gay girls. Once you've touched the peener she don't want a piece of that pie.

/mind you most gay girls are 100% cool with that

Ender's: bhcompy: Gravyguts: that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.

thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

meh, take a walk near the pier in Huntington Beach on any given Saturday and you'll see dozens of hotter women. I wouldn't kill any kittens for Megan Fox

Knees sharp, below standards, gym, 26

Nah, she's a beauty queen from flyover country, which means shes a 7 or 8 in LA, SD, Miami, etc.

What I would say on the first date with her, right before I asked her what the rag in my hand smelled like.

She's sexy, but not cute or gorgeous. That's all. Would I hit it? Yes. Marry it? No. Everyone needs to relax.

whore.

kunibob: elchip: kunibob: Bryce Dallas Howard

Holy crap was she cute in the latest Terminator movie.

You, sir, have excellent taste in women.


/agrees with you 2
//bryce dallas hotlinkedward

Johnny Chicago: Hey - do you ask a girl who's sucking your cock if you care about her feelings?

NO! She's doing what she's SUPPOSED to do.

Megan Fox is mindless eye candy.

As most women are.

And God said it was good.

Pats over-compensating man on head

bhcompy: Ender's: bhcompy: Gravyguts: that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.

thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

meh, take a walk near the pier in Huntington Beach on any given Saturday and you'll see dozens of hotter women. I wouldn't kill any kittens for Megan Fox

Knees sharp, below standards, gym, 26

Nah, she's a beauty queen from flyover country, which means shes a 7 or 8 in LA, SD, Miami, etc.

lol you're a maroon. They gotta come from somewhere, genius.

I think you need to get to the gym.

No talent pants candy. With a big mouth and even bigger thumbs.

You HAVE seen the trailer, right?
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My wife gets very catty about Fox, it's adorable.

stickintehmud: My wife gets very catty about Fox, it's adorable.

Yeah she makes me feel insecure and crappy about myself but then I remember that she's dumb and she's going to look like crap when she's old but that still doesn't make me feel better so I resort to pointing out her clubbed thumb.

/cries

EsteeFlwrPot: stickintehmud: My wife gets very catty about Fox, it's adorable.

Yeah she makes me feel insecure and crappy about myself but then I remember that she's dumb and she's going to look like crap when she's old but that still doesn't make me feel better so I resort to pointing out her clubbed thumb.

/cries


Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that.

It's a Streetlight: EsteeFlwrPot: stickintehmud: My wife gets very catty about Fox, it's adorable.

Yeah she makes me feel insecure and crappy about myself but then I remember that she's dumb and she's going to look like crap when she's old but that still doesn't make me feel better so I resort to pointing out her clubbed thumb.

/cries


Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that.

She is dumb! And everyone looks crappy when they're old.

/cries some more

/greatest soundtrack evar

purdy and stupid
a combination I can live with

Trik: purdy and stupid
a combination I can live with

I saw her on Letterman. She is not stupid, just a poorly educated person proud of her rebel, drop out status.. The Monroe tattoo is such a turn-off. She is pretty, but she has the looks that age fast.

I Speak Jive: /greatest soundtrack evar

I bet.

Who gives a shiat about Megan Fox, Shia LaLoser, or Steven Spielberg's signing on to this piece of crap.

Here's a tip, the movie is a piece of shiat. Quit trying to justify your own stupidity for paying to see it because you like to watch robots fighting and explosions. Oh and by the way, by paying to see this drivel you're contributing to more drivel marched out by accountants in LA banking on suckers like you.

/please march out the tired warhorse of "Were you expecting Citizen Kane?" one more time. Action movies can be much better and done more thoughtfully.
//If you paid for this movie and didn't bring children, then you're a child. Accept it and move on.

elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

Not with Megan Fox, I guess.

Not impressed.

Pops (new window)

/NSFW, btw.

ck1938: I see her and Lindsay Lohan dating within 2 years.

It could finally work for Lindsay because Megan's obviously a tranny.

LeafyGreens: Who gives a shiat about Megan Fox, Shia LaLoser, or Steven Spielberg's signing on to this piece of crap.

Here's a tip, the movie is a piece of shiat. Quit trying to justify your own stupidity for paying to see it because you like to watch robots fighting and explosions. Oh and by the way, by paying to see this drivel you're contributing to more drivel marched out by accountants in LA banking on suckers like you.

/please march out the tired warhorse of "Were you expecting Citizen Kane?" one more time. Action movies can be much better and done more thoughtfully.
//If you paid for this movie and didn't bring children, then you're a child. Accept it and move on.

I paid to see the first movie expecting to see a movie with big robots fighting each other. Instead I got a shiatty movie about a teenager in heat who buys a car that in the last 10 minutes turns out to be a robot that fights other robots. The movie sucked and I won't be paying for the sequal.

The whole "Were you expecting Citzen Kane?" argument doesn't hold any water with me because while I LIKE arty movies I also like action movies like "IronMan," "Matrix," "SinCity," "Predator," "Kill Bill" just off the top of my head.

Action movies can be good movies too.

therecksays: LeafyGreens: Who gives a shiat about Megan Fox, Shia LaLoser, or Steven Spielberg's signing on to this piece of crap.

Here's a tip, the movie is a piece of shiat. Quit trying to justify your own stupidity for paying to see it because you like to watch robots fighting and explosions. Oh and by the way, by paying to see this drivel you're contributing to more drivel marched out by accountants in LA banking on suckers like you.

/please march out the tired warhorse of "Were you expecting Citizen Kane?" one more time. Action movies can be much better and done more thoughtfully.
//If you paid for this movie and didn't bring children, then you're a child. Accept it and move on.

I paid to see the first movie expecting to see a movie with big robots fighting each other. Instead I got a shiatty movie about a teenager in heat who buys a car that in the last 10 minutes turns out to be a robot that fights other robots. The movie sucked and I won't be paying for the sequal.

The whole "Were you expecting Citzen Kane?" argument doesn't hold any water with me because while I LIKE arty movies I also like action movies like "IronMan," "Matrix," "SinCity," "Predator," "Kill Bill" just off the top of my head.

Action movies can be good movies too.

"Iron Man" is a perfect example of what a good action movie can be.

"Sorry, but humping retarded girls just doesn't do it for me."

Ahh, but they thrash around so much and squeal so loudly!!
Not like I'd know...or anything...

Kurmudgeon: "Sorry, but humping retarded girls just doesn't do it for me."

Ahh, but they thrash around so much and squeal so loudly!!
Not like I'd know...or anything...

Hey you bastard! I thought I told you to stay away from my ex-wife!

Toe Thumbs Up!



//hot

My above comment was mean. Sorry, Megan.

Fox is unattractive to people who've been around and know a vapid, soulless, useless, dead fark when they see it.

But what bugs me is Diablo Cody's dialogue. Good gravy, does it suck! It makes Joss Whedon's dialogue look almost Shakespearean, and I *hate* Joss Whedon's dialogue. (Of course, I'm not a huge fan of Shakespeare, either.)

But Diablo Cody writes like a half-wit teenage girl on too many Red Bulls. She's terrible. She's not even high school play material. She's like a shot of obnoxious served in a sippy cup shaped like Gilbert Gottfried's larynx.

People pay to hear her writing performed by near-humans?!?! I can't believe that. Her dialogue is the aural equivalent of the contents of a Hot Topic.

elchip: elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

This is better



The sooner women realize that this



is less attractive than this

the better.

Wow, she's actually really good looking in those pictures. It's too bad she got those awful tattoos and cakes on the makeup.

The movie will probably suck due to Cody's writing. I went in with above average expectations to Juno since it had good reviews and Page was great in Hard Candy. Reitman's directing provided the only nice moments in that train wreck.

durenthal: You HAVE seen the trailer, right?
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Wow, it sounds like such a horrible movie, and that trailer makes it seem not so bad.

Brillant editing I guess.

Megan Fox blah blah blah blah topless blah blah

*click*

ZeroCorpse: Fox is unattractive to people who've been around and know a vapid, soulless, useless, dead fark when they see it.

But what bugs me is Diablo Cody's dialogue. Good gravy, does it suck! It makes Joss Whedon's dialogue look almost Shakespearean, and I *hate* Joss Whedon's dialogue. (Of course, I'm not a huge fan of Shakespeare, either.)

But Diablo Cody writes like a half-wit teenage girl on too many Red Bulls. She's terrible. She's not even high school play material. She's like a shot of obnoxious served in a sippy cup shaped like Gilbert Gottfried's larynx.

People pay to hear her writing performed by near-humans?!?! I can't believe that. Her dialogue is the aural equivalent of the contents of a Hot Topic.

I have no idea what the fark you just said, but it did make me laugh out loud.

I've little confidence in Diablo Cody successfully doing black comedy. She'll go the Juno route and confuse 'quirky' with being funny.

On the Megan fox front she just looks too tacky. She's attractive but so are a lot of girls. I get the impression that if you washed off her makeup, she'd look very plain.

GreenAdder: I think I'll wait until Lesbian Vampire Killers (new window) is released in the States.

Don't waste your time. Only 5 seconds of frontal, not worth it.

Black Lagoon: Psumek: I've posted it before...I'll post it again.

My penis just left.

My soul just ran.
/scary...

i will see this movie... because I love vampi... wait lesbian vampires... they must love when that time of the month comes...

abigsmurf: On the Megan fox front she just looks too tacky. She's attractive but so are a lot of girls. I get the impression that if you washed off her makeup, she'd look very plain.

I get the feeling you haven't scrolled through the thread :D

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I'd marry it. Hell farking yes.

Her hair ... It is too long!

Ashtrey: Wow, it sounds like such a horrible movie, and that trailer makes it seem not so bad.
Brillant editing I guess.

It's the Highlander 2 effect. The trailer is built from the only two minutes of awesome in a 90-minute crapfest.

greenapple2step: Her hair ... It is too long!

Don't get your hopes up about this flick. It's the one with the pasties.

She's an asshole