Heroic Poser: Sorry, but humping retarded girls just doesn't do it for me.

I don't know who you are anymore, man.

Yeah, the line in the trailer "I swing both ways".

BTW, did you know Megan Fox is bisexual? I heard that somewhere.

/dumb coont can disappear anytime now

Is her hair gonna be in the way the entire movie?

Gravyguts: that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.

thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

meh, take a walk near the pier in Huntington Beach on any given Saturday and you'll see dozens of hotter women. I wouldn't kill any kittens for Megan Fox

elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

Cripes, when you put it that way. Man, she needs ease off...everything. Who the hell needs that much makeup. You're either pretty enough that it is going to ruin how you look, or you're ugly enough that it isn't going to help.

Wizzin: TemperedEdge: A hot chick isn't a reason to lay down $10 for a crappy movie, unless you're actually taking a hot chick to see a crappy movie.

/eye candy isn't enough

i284.photobucket.com

That, and the eye candy has to be naked.

OldRod: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)

Ah, yes... Matilda May...


And a couple NSFW from that movie here and here. Yes, NSFW, she's rather blessedly naked.

elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

Bullseye.

It's from the pen of Diablo Cody. I'm sure it will be brilliant.

robsul82: Slaxl: Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.

Hey, that's the plot written by an Academy Award winner for Best Original Screenplay, so suck it!

/and we're really criticizing her for taking this role?

If she responds to criticism by getting topless, yes.

I've posted it before...I'll post it again.



/scarily not age-progress...the thing on the right really exists

DrKillPatient: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

Bullseye.

And the vampire was actually topless in that movie.

She's got the acting chops and the body of a pornstar, without the 'putting out' part.

And to those that says that a hot babe makes a bad movie worth paying 10 bucks to see it : you remind me of teenagers who just discovered the lingerie section of the Sears catalogue.

RemyDuron: OldRod: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)

True Blood is the show for you, my friend. There's naked vampires, naked mind readers, naked shapeshifters, naked entranced party goers. . .

I watch it every single week! :)

Who wants to be taken seriously? It's just more responsibilty, higher expectations and more meetings. Doesn't pay that much better either.

SherKhan: It's from the pen of Diablo Cody. I'm sure it will be brilliant.

Hey, check out the trailer!

It's "from the MIND of Diablo Cody"!

Get ready to vomit.

RemyDuron: robsul82: Slaxl: Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.

Hey, that's the plot written by an Academy Award winner for Best Original Screenplay, so suck it!

/and we're really criticizing her for taking this role?

If she responds to criticism by getting topless, yes.

That's not really what I judged the content of the article to be. It highlights her now-famous quote about TF2 and tossed in some "then why'd she do THIS?" snark on top of it. She wasn't responding to anything, I don't think.

The only thing shiatty about Megan Fox is her tatoos. Seriously...wtf was she thinking?

Ok I get that shes hot, whatever, but would anyone actually marry her?

RemyDuron: OldRod: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)

True Blood is the show for you, my friend. There's naked vampires, naked mind readers, naked shapeshifters, naked entranced party goers. . .

And I am so glad that they added into Anna Paquin's contract: "You will show your tits at least once per episode."

/Still waiting to see Maryanne's.

elchip: elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

This is better

The sooner women realize that this

is less attractive than this

the better.

Wow, I had never really found her attractive before, but she is amazingly beautiful in those pics with less makeup. Wow.

(I can think of two other women who need to learn this same thing: Eva Greene and Bryce Dallas Howard. Both look astoundingly beautiful with less makeup, and pass into "meh/generic" with goop caked on.)

I think I'll wait until Lesbian Vampire Killers (new window) is released in the States.

I don't much about this chick but I want to know if those wonderful bosoms of hers are real or fake. Can somebody please confirm?

Is it just me, or does Jennifer's Body sound like the title to a 6th grade Health Ed video the girls need a permission slip to watch while the boys all have to go to the gym and play dodge ball or something?

Kiler - The only thing shiatty about Megan Fox is her tatoos. Seriously...wtf was she thinking?

She's from TN. She didn't have a choice. She was imprinted at birth.

EsteeFlwrPot: Ok I get that shes hot, whatever, but would anyone actually marry her?

Probably not. If her "public persona" is close to her actual self, she'd probably f*ck half the neighborhood just because she could w/in two weeks of moving in together.

Because of this rationalization, however, I certainly would like the opportunity to be friends with her.

JDerek: RemyDuron: OldRod: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)

True Blood is the show for you, my friend. There's naked vampires, naked mind readers, naked shapeshifters, naked entranced party goers. . .

And I am so glad that they added into Anna Paquin's contract: "You will show your tits at least once per episode."

/Still waiting to see Maryanne's.

I didn't know True Blood existed until going though a showbiz thread last week, downloaded 1st season over the weekend, now I can happily fap to the chic I had the hots for since Fly Away Home.

/wait, I meant X-men, stop looking at me!

Club Thumb OM NOM NOM NOM

The problem is she won't be fully in Jennifer's Body.



The showed two possible photos teasing nudity. In one she had a hair-kini covering herself (something that will be replicated in the movie I'm sure). In the other she is coming out of the water. A scene that looks suspiciously similar to the paparazzi shots of her leaving the water with flesh colored pasties on.

crowbait: I didn't know True Blood existed until going though a showbiz thread last week, downloaded 1st season over the weekend, now I can happily fap to the chic I had the hots for since Fly Away Home.

/wait, I meant X-men, stop looking at me!

Only creepy if you were 20 at the time.

/feel the same way about Natalie Portman in The Professional
//thankfully was also 11 @ the time the movie came out

It looks to me like her acting is improving.

elchip: elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

This is better

The sooner women realize that this

is less attractive than this

the better.


Holy cow, is that really the same woman? You're absolutely right. She looks much MUCH better with less makeup. Not that I'd have kicked her out of bed for eating crackers before, but DAY-UM.

Slaxl: Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.

It's no Snakes on a Plane

thumbs

elchip: Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: Lenscrafters called; your glasses are ready, though they warned that due to the corrective requirements, you're going to have two Coke bottles strapped to your face.

Also, gay called and is waiting on line 2.



This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

phones ringing, you should sit down and answer it

TemperedEdge: A hot chick isn't a reason to lay down $10 for a crappy movie, unless you're actually taking a hot chick to see a crappy movie. At that point, by all means!

/eye candy isn't enough

your PPV porn charges disagree with you

bhcompy: Gravyguts: that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.

thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

meh, take a walk near the pier in Huntington Beach on any given Saturday and you'll see dozens of hotter women. I wouldn't kill anymore kittens for Megan Fox


ftfy

kunibob: Bryce Dallas Howard

Holy crap was she cute in the latest Terminator movie.

Psumek: I've posted it before...I'll post it again.

My penis just left.

elchip: kunibob: Bryce Dallas Howard

Holy crap was she cute in the latest Terminator movie.

Like 'em pregnant and worthless to the overall narrative, do ya?

robsul82: Like 'em pregnant and worthless to the overall narrative, do ya?

zing.

elchip: robsul82: Like 'em pregnant and worthless to the overall narrative, do ya?

zing.

I see how it is. Real freaky naughty.

Hey - do you ask a girl who's sucking your cock if you care about her feelings?

NO! She's doing what she's SUPPOSED to do.

Megan Fox is mindless eye candy.

As most women are.

And God said it was good.

There's a common mistake going around and that mistake is confusing "beautiful", with "fairly attractive young person with a very nice body".

Honestly, career wise, this is exactly what she should be doing.

She probably knows (or her agent is telling her) she doesn't have Oscar level acting ability, or even close to it really. She has an amazing body that has a shelf life in movies of a few years. Cram as many roles into that time as you can, because when her time is done, she won't have those "later in life" roles that more established actresses will.

this is relevant to my fapp.. err I mean interests.

GreenAdder: I think I'll wait until Lesbian Vampire Killers (new window) is released in the States.

Piss poor. You're better off with Razor Blade Smile if you want lesbian nudity and vampires in a B movie.*

*disclaimer: RBS is shiate, but there are boobies.

Vapid Vixen Vexed, Vindictively Visualizes Vivacious Vampire.

bhcompy: Gravyguts: that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.

thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

meh, take a walk near the pier in Huntington Beach on any given Saturday and you'll see dozens of hotter women. I wouldn't kill any kittens for Megan Fox

Knees sharp, below standards, gym, 26

schattenteufel: Vapid Vixen Vexed, Vindictively Visualizes Vivacious Vampire.

Verily!!

I see her and Lindsay Lohan dating within 2 years.