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(Daily Mail) Obvious Megan Fox combats criticism that she's just no-talent eye candy, takes new role as possessed cheerleader vampire who walks around topless. That'll learn them critics   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 152
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The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:19:06 PM  
Do you really want to see her in a remake of "Little Women", 'cause I sure don't.

Would hit her like a drum.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:26:03 PM  
That is a very stupid thing to criticize her for doing, subby.

More young, hot actresses should take on topless cheerleader vampire roles, in fact we should give them Oscars, if not Congressional Medals of Honor.

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:29:14 PM  
tallguywithglasseson: That is a very stupid thing to criticize her for doing, subby.

More young, hot actresses should take on topless cheerleader vampire roles, in fact we should give them Oscars, if not Congressional Medals of Honor Presidential Medals of Freedom.


you know, civilians and such........

 
SherKhan 2009-07-06 01:34:34 PM  
I'll confess to some small curiosity as to the precise dimensions of her nipples and hope that they conform to my ideal. Because I love nipples.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:35:58 PM  
I'm sorry...were there words in that article? I was..um...distracted. By something or other.

 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:40:08 PM  
beerrun: you know, civilians and such........

I'd enlist her.

mmmm PT!
good for you, good for me

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:41:33 PM  
She's rich no-talent eye candy with the acting range of a Mariah Carey first pitch.
If that's her gig, she's doing it very well.. I don't need to see her in a period piece.. she needs to be pretty, seen and not heard a lot from.
Everyone has an angle..

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:42:41 PM  
Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:44:09 PM  
Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

 
Slaxl [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:47:52 PM  
Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.


If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.

 
steveurkel [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:56:48 PM  
i didnt even realize she had lines in transformers.

 
slayer199 [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:58:57 PM  
Does it matter that she can't act, she's HOT.

i2.photobucket.com

 
HaywoodJablonski [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:02:05 PM  
For as unbelievably attractive I find her, I have yet to see any of her films

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:05:01 PM  
Well, she is working opposite some heavy hitters (Brolin and Malkovich) in Jonah Hex.

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:05:58 PM  
Slaxl: Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.


I have brought great disgrace upon my family.

 
Ryan2065 2009-07-06 02:17:35 PM  
Sybarite: Well, she is working opposite some heavy hitters (Brolin and Malkovich) in Jonah Hex.

That means nothing, Brolin has worked with Jessica Alba and Malkovich has worked with Tom Arnold. They don't exclusively work with good actors.

 
Oekss [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:41:37 PM  
Damn her long hair. Must see those breasts!

 
Lumox [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 03:13:59 PM  
i4.photobucket.com

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 03:28:20 PM  
HaywoodJablonski: For as unbelievably attractive I find her, I have yet to see any of her films

I saw her in Transformers 2. And since I don't really care about fight scenes I saw a lot of Megan Fox running, ducking, contorting her body and getting thrown around in the sand. It was the redeeming quality of the movie.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 03:39:01 PM  
beerrun: you know, civilians and such........

I'm willing to make exceptions.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 03:41:10 PM  
Megan Fox looks like Octomom with a better figure and more time spent under the tanning bed.

 
unlikely [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 04:03:59 PM  
I believe I will see this film.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 04:29:02 PM  
elchip: Megan Fox looks like Octomom with a better figure and more time spent under the tanning bed.

uh... no.

 
Wizzin 2009-07-06 04:29:47 PM  
Best. Movie. Evar.

 
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher 2009-07-06 04:29:51 PM  
elchip: Megan Fox looks like Octomom with a better figure and more time spent under the tanning bed.

Lenscrafters called; your glasses are ready, though they warned that due to the corrective requirements, you're going to have two Coke bottles strapped to your face.

Also, gay called and is waiting on line 2.

 
bhcompy 2009-07-06 04:30:58 PM  
Did you hear she was bisexual? What is this world coming to?

 
wolfserpent 2009-07-06 04:31:55 PM  
They're making a Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose movie????

/it's a guilty pleasure
//don't judge me

 
OldRod 2009-07-06 04:32:35 PM  
elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 04:32:55 PM  
After carefully reading that article, and then looking up the trailer for that film, and reading a bit of the plot on imdb, I have to come a simple conclusion. Hu hu grr... Stampa stampa!!

 
sirenbrian 2009-07-06 04:33:13 PM  
Revenge of the Surfing Killer Bikini Vampire Girls?

www.reddwarf.co.uk

/Hot like a Red Dwarf?

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 04:35:32 PM  
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: Lenscrafters called; your glasses are ready, though they warned that due to the corrective requirements, you're going to have two Coke bottles strapped to your face.

Also, gay called and is waiting on line 2.


www.topnews.in

This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

 
PowerSlacker 2009-07-06 04:36:42 PM  
Her implants and blank stare are meh.

 
Heroic Poser 2009-07-06 04:38:43 PM  
Sorry, but humping retarded girls just doesn't do it for me.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 04:39:07 PM  
elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

This is better

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The sooner women realize that this

www.topnews.in

is less attractive than this

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chrisonrails.files.wordpress.com
chrisonrails.files.wordpress.com
chrisonrails.files.wordpress.com

the better.

 
Modest Proposal 2009-07-06 04:39:09 PM  
elchip: Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: Lenscrafters called; your glasses are ready, though they warned that due to the corrective requirements, you're going to have two Coke bottles strapped to your face.

Also, gay called and is waiting on line 2.



This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.


You wanna fark a hunk of wax over that, have fun.

 
eagles95 2009-07-06 04:39:20 PM  
All the complainers here....wow...Erik Estrada would be handing how Ghey tickets to a lot of people today.

nttawwt

 
Accolade 2009-07-06 04:40:06 PM  
Ryan2065: Sybarite: Well, she is working opposite some heavy hitters (Brolin and Malkovich) in Jonah Hex.

That means nothing, Brolin has worked with Jessica Alba and Malkovich has worked with Tom Arnold. They don't exclusively work with good actors.


No one is suggesting that they do, good sir. What is being suggested is that they (the quality actors) elevate the status of the project and give her (Fox) a chance to show us something real.

 
Gravyguts 2009-07-06 04:40:35 PM  
that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.

i300.photobucket.com
i300.photobucket.com

thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

 
TemperedEdge 2009-07-06 04:40:36 PM  
A hot chick isn't a reason to lay down $10 for a crappy movie, unless you're actually taking a hot chick to see a crappy movie. At that point, by all means!

/eye candy isn't enough

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-06 04:42:13 PM  
This will only encourage more criticism.

 
heavythumb 2009-07-06 04:43:24 PM  
content7.flixster.com

RIP, ETC

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 04:43:26 PM  
Slaxl: Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.


Hey, that's the plot written by an Academy Award winner for Best Original Screenplay, so suck it!

/and we're really criticizing her for taking this role?

 
rukusrazor [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 04:43:33 PM  
She can totally suck my..... blood. Anytime.

/As long as she isn't talking.

 
Trey Le Parc 2009-07-06 04:43:56 PM  
It doesn't matter how Megan looks, all that matters is the saline content of her tears. Her sweet, sweet, bitter tears.

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-06 04:44:08 PM  
OldRod: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)


True Blood is the show for you, my friend. There's naked vampires, naked mind readers, naked shapeshifters, naked entranced party goers. . .

 
eagles95 2009-07-06 04:44:18 PM  
eagles95: All the complainers here....wow...Erik Estrada would be handing how out Ghey tickets to a lot of people today.

nttawwt


FTFM

/ROUGH monday here

 
Harry_Seldon 2009-07-06 04:45:35 PM  
I hear....

www.oentertainment.com

//hawt

 
TheAnvil 2009-07-06 04:46:40 PM  
Exactly the reason Netflix was created.

 
Hoopido 2009-07-06 04:49:38 PM  
and she has a bigger adams apple than coulter.

 
Wizzin 2009-07-06 04:49:52 PM  
TemperedEdge: A hot chick isn't a reason to lay down $10 for a crappy movie, unless you're actually taking a hot chick to see a crappy movie.

/eye candy isn't enough


i284.photobucket.com

 
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