Do you really want to see her in a remake of "Little Women", 'cause I sure don't.

Would hit her like a drum.

That is a very stupid thing to criticize her for doing, subby.

More young, hot actresses should take on topless cheerleader vampire roles, in fact we should give them Oscars, if not Congressional Medals of Honor.

tallguywithglasseson: That is a very stupid thing to criticize her for doing, subby.

More young, hot actresses should take on topless cheerleader vampire roles, in fact we should give them Oscars, if not Congressional Medals of Honor Presidential Medals of Freedom.

you know, civilians and such........

I'll confess to some small curiosity as to the precise dimensions of her nipples and hope that they conform to my ideal. Because I love nipples.

I'm sorry...were there words in that article? I was..um...distracted. By something or other.

beerrun: you know, civilians and such........

I'd enlist her.

mmmm PT!
good for you, good for me

She's rich no-talent eye candy with the acting range of a Mariah Carey first pitch.
If that's her gig, she's doing it very well.. I don't need to see her in a period piece.. she needs to be pretty, seen and not heard a lot from.
Everyone has an angle..

Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.

i didnt even realize she had lines in transformers.

Does it matter that she can't act, she's HOT.

For as unbelievably attractive I find her, I have yet to see any of her films

Well, she is working opposite some heavy hitters (Brolin and Malkovich) in Jonah Hex.

Slaxl: Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.

I have brought great disgrace upon my family.

Sybarite: Well, she is working opposite some heavy hitters (Brolin and Malkovich) in Jonah Hex.

That means nothing, Brolin has worked with Jessica Alba and Malkovich has worked with Tom Arnold. They don't exclusively work with good actors.

Damn her long hair. Must see those breasts!

HaywoodJablonski: For as unbelievably attractive I find her, I have yet to see any of her films

I saw her in Transformers 2. And since I don't really care about fight scenes I saw a lot of Megan Fox running, ducking, contorting her body and getting thrown around in the sand. It was the redeeming quality of the movie.

beerrun: you know, civilians and such........

I'm willing to make exceptions.

Megan Fox looks like Octomom with a better figure and more time spent under the tanning bed.

I believe I will see this film.

elchip: Megan Fox looks like Octomom with a better figure and more time spent under the tanning bed.

uh... no.

Best. Movie. Evar.

elchip: Megan Fox looks like Octomom with a better figure and more time spent under the tanning bed.

Lenscrafters called; your glasses are ready, though they warned that due to the corrective requirements, you're going to have two Coke bottles strapped to your face.

Also, gay called and is waiting on line 2.

Did you hear she was bisexual? What is this world coming to?

They're making a Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose movie????

/it's a guilty pleasure
//don't judge me

elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)

After carefully reading that article, and then looking up the trailer for that film, and reading a bit of the plot on imdb, I have to come a simple conclusion. Hu hu grr... Stampa stampa!!

Revenge of the Surfing Killer Bikini Vampire Girls?



/Hot like a Red Dwarf?

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: Lenscrafters called; your glasses are ready, though they warned that due to the corrective requirements, you're going to have two Coke bottles strapped to your face.

Also, gay called and is waiting on line 2.



This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

Her implants and blank stare are meh.

Sorry, but humping retarded girls just doesn't do it for me.

elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

This is better



The sooner women realize that this



is less attractive than this






the better.

elchip: Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: Lenscrafters called; your glasses are ready, though they warned that due to the corrective requirements, you're going to have two Coke bottles strapped to your face.

Also, gay called and is waiting on line 2.



This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

You wanna fark a hunk of wax over that, have fun.

All the complainers here....wow...Erik Estrada would be handing how Ghey tickets to a lot of people today.

nttawwt

Ryan2065: Sybarite: Well, she is working opposite some heavy hitters (Brolin and Malkovich) in Jonah Hex.

That means nothing, Brolin has worked with Jessica Alba and Malkovich has worked with Tom Arnold. They don't exclusively work with good actors.

No one is suggesting that they do, good sir. What is being suggested is that they (the quality actors) elevate the status of the project and give her (Fox) a chance to show us something real.

that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.




thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

A hot chick isn't a reason to lay down $10 for a crappy movie, unless you're actually taking a hot chick to see a crappy movie. At that point, by all means!

/eye candy isn't enough

This will only encourage more criticism.

Slaxl: Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.

Hey, that's the plot written by an Academy Award winner for Best Original Screenplay, so suck it!

/and we're really criticizing her for taking this role?

She can totally suck my..... blood. Anytime.

/As long as she isn't talking.

It doesn't matter how Megan looks, all that matters is the saline content of her tears. Her sweet, sweet, bitter tears.

OldRod: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)

True Blood is the show for you, my friend. There's naked vampires, naked mind readers, naked shapeshifters, naked entranced party goers. . .

eagles95: All the complainers here....wow...Erik Estrada would be handing how out Ghey tickets to a lot of people today.

nttawwt

FTFM

/ROUGH monday here

I hear....



//hawt

Exactly the reason Netflix was created.

and she has a bigger adams apple than coulter.

TemperedEdge: A hot chick isn't a reason to lay down $10 for a crappy movie, unless you're actually taking a hot chick to see a crappy movie.

/eye candy isn't enough

Heroic Poser: Sorry, but humping retarded girls just doesn't do it for me.

I don't know who you are anymore, man.

Yeah, the line in the trailer "I swing both ways".

BTW, did you know Megan Fox is bisexual? I heard that somewhere.

/dumb coont can disappear anytime now

Is her hair gonna be in the way the entire movie?

Gravyguts: that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.

thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

meh, take a walk near the pier in Huntington Beach on any given Saturday and you'll see dozens of hotter women. I wouldn't kill any kittens for Megan Fox

elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

Cripes, when you put it that way. Man, she needs ease off...everything. Who the hell needs that much makeup. You're either pretty enough that it is going to ruin how you look, or you're ugly enough that it isn't going to help.

Wizzin: TemperedEdge: A hot chick isn't a reason to lay down $10 for a crappy movie, unless you're actually taking a hot chick to see a crappy movie.

/eye candy isn't enough

i284.photobucket.com

That, and the eye candy has to be naked.

OldRod: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)

Ah, yes... Matilda May...


And a couple NSFW from that movie here and here. Yes, NSFW, she's rather blessedly naked.

elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

Bullseye.

It's from the pen of Diablo Cody. I'm sure it will be brilliant.

robsul82: Slaxl: Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.

Hey, that's the plot written by an Academy Award winner for Best Original Screenplay, so suck it!

/and we're really criticizing her for taking this role?

If she responds to criticism by getting topless, yes.

I've posted it before...I'll post it again.



/scarily not age-progress...the thing on the right really exists

DrKillPatient: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

Bullseye.

And the vampire was actually topless in that movie.

She's got the acting chops and the body of a pornstar, without the 'putting out' part.

And to those that says that a hot babe makes a bad movie worth paying 10 bucks to see it : you remind me of teenagers who just discovered the lingerie section of the Sears catalogue.

RemyDuron: OldRod: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)

True Blood is the show for you, my friend. There's naked vampires, naked mind readers, naked shapeshifters, naked entranced party goers. . .

I watch it every single week! :)

Who wants to be taken seriously? It's just more responsibilty, higher expectations and more meetings. Doesn't pay that much better either.

SherKhan: It's from the pen of Diablo Cody. I'm sure it will be brilliant.

Hey, check out the trailer!

It's "from the MIND of Diablo Cody"!

Get ready to vomit.

RemyDuron: robsul82: Slaxl: Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.

Hey, that's the plot written by an Academy Award winner for Best Original Screenplay, so suck it!

/and we're really criticizing her for taking this role?

If she responds to criticism by getting topless, yes.

That's not really what I judged the content of the article to be. It highlights her now-famous quote about TF2 and tossed in some "then why'd she do THIS?" snark on top of it. She wasn't responding to anything, I don't think.

The only thing shiatty about Megan Fox is her tatoos. Seriously...wtf was she thinking?

Ok I get that shes hot, whatever, but would anyone actually marry her?

RemyDuron: OldRod: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)

True Blood is the show for you, my friend. There's naked vampires, naked mind readers, naked shapeshifters, naked entranced party goers. . .

And I am so glad that they added into Anna Paquin's contract: "You will show your tits at least once per episode."

/Still waiting to see Maryanne's.

elchip: elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

This is better

The sooner women realize that this

is less attractive than this

the better.

Wow, I had never really found her attractive before, but she is amazingly beautiful in those pics with less makeup. Wow.

(I can think of two other women who need to learn this same thing: Eva Greene and Bryce Dallas Howard. Both look astoundingly beautiful with less makeup, and pass into "meh/generic" with goop caked on.)

I think I'll wait until Lesbian Vampire Killers (new window) is released in the States.

I don't much about this chick but I want to know if those wonderful bosoms of hers are real or fake. Can somebody please confirm?

Is it just me, or does Jennifer's Body sound like the title to a 6th grade Health Ed video the girls need a permission slip to watch while the boys all have to go to the gym and play dodge ball or something?

Kiler - The only thing shiatty about Megan Fox is her tatoos. Seriously...wtf was she thinking?

She's from TN. She didn't have a choice. She was imprinted at birth.

EsteeFlwrPot: Ok I get that shes hot, whatever, but would anyone actually marry her?

Probably not. If her "public persona" is close to her actual self, she'd probably f*ck half the neighborhood just because she could w/in two weeks of moving in together.

Because of this rationalization, however, I certainly would like the opportunity to be friends with her.

JDerek: RemyDuron: OldRod: elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

In my world, there can never be too many naked vampires... as long as they look somewhat like the chick in Lifeforce :)

True Blood is the show for you, my friend. There's naked vampires, naked mind readers, naked shapeshifters, naked entranced party goers. . .

And I am so glad that they added into Anna Paquin's contract: "You will show your tits at least once per episode."

/Still waiting to see Maryanne's.

I didn't know True Blood existed until going though a showbiz thread last week, downloaded 1st season over the weekend, now I can happily fap to the chic I had the hots for since Fly Away Home.

/wait, I meant X-men, stop looking at me!

Club Thumb OM NOM NOM NOM

The problem is she won't be fully in Jennifer's Body.



The showed two possible photos teasing nudity. In one she had a hair-kini covering herself (something that will be replicated in the movie I'm sure). In the other she is coming out of the water. A scene that looks suspiciously similar to the paparazzi shots of her leaving the water with flesh colored pasties on.

crowbait: I didn't know True Blood existed until going though a showbiz thread last week, downloaded 1st season over the weekend, now I can happily fap to the chic I had the hots for since Fly Away Home.

/wait, I meant X-men, stop looking at me!

Only creepy if you were 20 at the time.

/feel the same way about Natalie Portman in The Professional
//thankfully was also 11 @ the time the movie came out

It looks to me like her acting is improving.

elchip: elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

This is better

The sooner women realize that this

is less attractive than this

the better.


Holy cow, is that really the same woman? You're absolutely right. She looks much MUCH better with less makeup. Not that I'd have kicked her out of bed for eating crackers before, but DAY-UM.

Slaxl: Cake Hunter: Her 'plain Jane' best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshipping rock band responsible for the horrible transformation.

huh.

If you don't think that sounds like the best plot to a film ever you need to go hang your head in shame.

It's no Snakes on a Plane

thumbs

elchip: Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: Lenscrafters called; your glasses are ready, though they warned that due to the corrective requirements, you're going to have two Coke bottles strapped to your face.

Also, gay called and is waiting on line 2.



This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

phones ringing, you should sit down and answer it

TemperedEdge: A hot chick isn't a reason to lay down $10 for a crappy movie, unless you're actually taking a hot chick to see a crappy movie. At that point, by all means!

/eye candy isn't enough

your PPV porn charges disagree with you

bhcompy: Gravyguts: that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.

thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

meh, take a walk near the pier in Huntington Beach on any given Saturday and you'll see dozens of hotter women. I wouldn't kill anymore kittens for Megan Fox


ftfy

kunibob: Bryce Dallas Howard

Holy crap was she cute in the latest Terminator movie.

Psumek: I've posted it before...I'll post it again.

My penis just left.

elchip: kunibob: Bryce Dallas Howard

Holy crap was she cute in the latest Terminator movie.

Like 'em pregnant and worthless to the overall narrative, do ya?

robsul82: Like 'em pregnant and worthless to the overall narrative, do ya?

zing.

elchip: robsul82: Like 'em pregnant and worthless to the overall narrative, do ya?

zing.

I see how it is. Real freaky naughty.

Hey - do you ask a girl who's sucking your cock if you care about her feelings?

NO! She's doing what she's SUPPOSED to do.

Megan Fox is mindless eye candy.

As most women are.

And God said it was good.

There's a common mistake going around and that mistake is confusing "beautiful", with "fairly attractive young person with a very nice body".

Honestly, career wise, this is exactly what she should be doing.

She probably knows (or her agent is telling her) she doesn't have Oscar level acting ability, or even close to it really. She has an amazing body that has a shelf life in movies of a few years. Cram as many roles into that time as you can, because when her time is done, she won't have those "later in life" roles that more established actresses will.

this is relevant to my fapp.. err I mean interests.

GreenAdder: I think I'll wait until Lesbian Vampire Killers (new window) is released in the States.

Piss poor. You're better off with Razor Blade Smile if you want lesbian nudity and vampires in a B movie.*

*disclaimer: RBS is shiate, but there are boobies.

Vapid Vixen Vexed, Vindictively Visualizes Vivacious Vampire.

bhcompy: Gravyguts: that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.

thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

meh, take a walk near the pier in Huntington Beach on any given Saturday and you'll see dozens of hotter women. I wouldn't kill any kittens for Megan Fox

Knees sharp, below standards, gym, 26

schattenteufel: Vapid Vixen Vexed, Vindictively Visualizes Vivacious Vampire.

Verily!!

I see her and Lindsay Lohan dating within 2 years.

slayer199, Lumox

You guys have got have got to find new hit it pictures.

ck1938: I see her and Lindsay Lohan dating within 2 years.

How is that possible? Megan Fox would have to be bi-sexual for that to happen, and we've not heard anything to indicate that is the case.

elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

I agree. She's a butterface.

But I'd still hit it from behind, though her lack of acting ability would make it hard for me to tell if she's enjoying it.

recoil47: Honestly, career wise, this is exactly what she should be doing.

She probably knows (or her agent is telling her) she doesn't have Oscar level acting ability, or even close to it really. She has an amazing body that has a shelf life in movies of a few years. Cram as many roles into that time as you can, because when her time is done, she won't have those "later in life" roles that more established actresses will.

Exactly. She's not an idiot, it's just extremely unlikely that she'll win the lottery for 'who's gonna get the few plumb female acting roles'... even if she did have the chops. If she plays her cards right she can easily bank way in excess of 10 mil post-tax the next several years and then she can sit back and be an idiot or whatever else for the next 50 years. But she won't. Almost none of them do. People are stupid - once enough people blow enough smoke up your ass you become convinced that you aren't really alive unless your drink costs $50, your meal $500, your vacation $50,000 and your house $5 million.

sirenbrian: Revenge of the Surfing Killer Bikini Vampire Girls?



/Hot like a Red Dwarf?

You ROCK!!

elchip: kunibob: Bryce Dallas Howard

Holy crap was she cute in the latest Terminator movie.

You, sir, have excellent taste in women.

SandmanEsq: ck1938: I see her and Lindsay Lohan dating within 2 years.

How is that possible? Megan Fox would have to be bi-sexual for that to happen, and we've not heard anything to indicate that is the case.

That and she only farks gay girls. Once you've touched the peener she don't want a piece of that pie.

/mind you most gay girls are 100% cool with that

Ender's: bhcompy: Gravyguts: that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.

thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

meh, take a walk near the pier in Huntington Beach on any given Saturday and you'll see dozens of hotter women. I wouldn't kill any kittens for Megan Fox

Knees sharp, below standards, gym, 26

Nah, she's a beauty queen from flyover country, which means shes a 7 or 8 in LA, SD, Miami, etc.

What I would say on the first date with her, right before I asked her what the rag in my hand smelled like.

She's sexy, but not cute or gorgeous. That's all. Would I hit it? Yes. Marry it? No. Everyone needs to relax.

whore.

kunibob: elchip: kunibob: Bryce Dallas Howard

Holy crap was she cute in the latest Terminator movie.

You, sir, have excellent taste in women.


/agrees with you 2
//bryce dallas hotlinkedward

Johnny Chicago: Hey - do you ask a girl who's sucking your cock if you care about her feelings?

NO! She's doing what she's SUPPOSED to do.

Megan Fox is mindless eye candy.

As most women are.

And God said it was good.

Pats over-compensating man on head

bhcompy: Ender's: bhcompy: Gravyguts: that is also a terrible picture of her, elchip.

thats better.

/thinkin you suffer from teh ghey

meh, take a walk near the pier in Huntington Beach on any given Saturday and you'll see dozens of hotter women. I wouldn't kill any kittens for Megan Fox

Knees sharp, below standards, gym, 26

Nah, she's a beauty queen from flyover country, which means shes a 7 or 8 in LA, SD, Miami, etc.

lol you're a maroon. They gotta come from somewhere, genius.

I think you need to get to the gym.

No talent pants candy. With a big mouth and even bigger thumbs.

You HAVE seen the trailer, right?
NSFW
Trailer (new window)

My wife gets very catty about Fox, it's adorable.

stickintehmud: My wife gets very catty about Fox, it's adorable.

Yeah she makes me feel insecure and crappy about myself but then I remember that she's dumb and she's going to look like crap when she's old but that still doesn't make me feel better so I resort to pointing out her clubbed thumb.

/cries

EsteeFlwrPot: stickintehmud: My wife gets very catty about Fox, it's adorable.

Yeah she makes me feel insecure and crappy about myself but then I remember that she's dumb and she's going to look like crap when she's old but that still doesn't make me feel better so I resort to pointing out her clubbed thumb.

/cries


Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that.

It's a Streetlight: EsteeFlwrPot: stickintehmud: My wife gets very catty about Fox, it's adorable.

Yeah she makes me feel insecure and crappy about myself but then I remember that she's dumb and she's going to look like crap when she's old but that still doesn't make me feel better so I resort to pointing out her clubbed thumb.

/cries


Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that.

She is dumb! And everyone looks crappy when they're old.

/cries some more

/greatest soundtrack evar

purdy and stupid
a combination I can live with

Trik: purdy and stupid
a combination I can live with

I saw her on Letterman. She is not stupid, just a poorly educated person proud of her rebel, drop out status.. The Monroe tattoo is such a turn-off. She is pretty, but she has the looks that age fast.

I Speak Jive: /greatest soundtrack evar

I bet.

Who gives a shiat about Megan Fox, Shia LaLoser, or Steven Spielberg's signing on to this piece of crap.

Here's a tip, the movie is a piece of shiat. Quit trying to justify your own stupidity for paying to see it because you like to watch robots fighting and explosions. Oh and by the way, by paying to see this drivel you're contributing to more drivel marched out by accountants in LA banking on suckers like you.

/please march out the tired warhorse of "Were you expecting Citizen Kane?" one more time. Action movies can be much better and done more thoughtfully.
//If you paid for this movie and didn't bring children, then you're a child. Accept it and move on.

elchip: Naked vampires? Lifeforce did it already!

Not with Megan Fox, I guess.

Not impressed.

Pops (new window)

/NSFW, btw.

ck1938: I see her and Lindsay Lohan dating within 2 years.

It could finally work for Lindsay because Megan's obviously a tranny.

LeafyGreens: Who gives a shiat about Megan Fox, Shia LaLoser, or Steven Spielberg's signing on to this piece of crap.

Here's a tip, the movie is a piece of shiat. Quit trying to justify your own stupidity for paying to see it because you like to watch robots fighting and explosions. Oh and by the way, by paying to see this drivel you're contributing to more drivel marched out by accountants in LA banking on suckers like you.

/please march out the tired warhorse of "Were you expecting Citizen Kane?" one more time. Action movies can be much better and done more thoughtfully.
//If you paid for this movie and didn't bring children, then you're a child. Accept it and move on.

I paid to see the first movie expecting to see a movie with big robots fighting each other. Instead I got a shiatty movie about a teenager in heat who buys a car that in the last 10 minutes turns out to be a robot that fights other robots. The movie sucked and I won't be paying for the sequal.

The whole "Were you expecting Citzen Kane?" argument doesn't hold any water with me because while I LIKE arty movies I also like action movies like "IronMan," "Matrix," "SinCity," "Predator," "Kill Bill" just off the top of my head.

Action movies can be good movies too.

therecksays: LeafyGreens: Who gives a shiat about Megan Fox, Shia LaLoser, or Steven Spielberg's signing on to this piece of crap.

Here's a tip, the movie is a piece of shiat. Quit trying to justify your own stupidity for paying to see it because you like to watch robots fighting and explosions. Oh and by the way, by paying to see this drivel you're contributing to more drivel marched out by accountants in LA banking on suckers like you.

/please march out the tired warhorse of "Were you expecting Citizen Kane?" one more time. Action movies can be much better and done more thoughtfully.
//If you paid for this movie and didn't bring children, then you're a child. Accept it and move on.

I paid to see the first movie expecting to see a movie with big robots fighting each other. Instead I got a shiatty movie about a teenager in heat who buys a car that in the last 10 minutes turns out to be a robot that fights other robots. The movie sucked and I won't be paying for the sequal.

The whole "Were you expecting Citzen Kane?" argument doesn't hold any water with me because while I LIKE arty movies I also like action movies like "IronMan," "Matrix," "SinCity," "Predator," "Kill Bill" just off the top of my head.

Action movies can be good movies too.

"Iron Man" is a perfect example of what a good action movie can be.

"Sorry, but humping retarded girls just doesn't do it for me."

Ahh, but they thrash around so much and squeal so loudly!!
Not like I'd know...or anything...

Kurmudgeon: "Sorry, but humping retarded girls just doesn't do it for me."

Ahh, but they thrash around so much and squeal so loudly!!
Not like I'd know...or anything...

Hey you bastard! I thought I told you to stay away from my ex-wife!

Toe Thumbs Up!



//hot

My above comment was mean. Sorry, Megan.

Fox is unattractive to people who've been around and know a vapid, soulless, useless, dead fark when they see it.

But what bugs me is Diablo Cody's dialogue. Good gravy, does it suck! It makes Joss Whedon's dialogue look almost Shakespearean, and I *hate* Joss Whedon's dialogue. (Of course, I'm not a huge fan of Shakespeare, either.)

But Diablo Cody writes like a half-wit teenage girl on too many Red Bulls. She's terrible. She's not even high school play material. She's like a shot of obnoxious served in a sippy cup shaped like Gilbert Gottfried's larynx.

People pay to hear her writing performed by near-humans?!?! I can't believe that. Her dialogue is the aural equivalent of the contents of a Hot Topic.

elchip: elchip: This is not attractive. I have seen better approximations of the human visage in Madame Tussauds.

This is better



The sooner women realize that this



is less attractive than this

the better.

Wow, she's actually really good looking in those pictures. It's too bad she got those awful tattoos and cakes on the makeup.

The movie will probably suck due to Cody's writing. I went in with above average expectations to Juno since it had good reviews and Page was great in Hard Candy. Reitman's directing provided the only nice moments in that train wreck.

durenthal: You HAVE seen the trailer, right?
NSFW
Trailer (new window)

Wow, it sounds like such a horrible movie, and that trailer makes it seem not so bad.

Brillant editing I guess.

Megan Fox blah blah blah blah topless blah blah

*click*

ZeroCorpse: Fox is unattractive to people who've been around and know a vapid, soulless, useless, dead fark when they see it.

But what bugs me is Diablo Cody's dialogue. Good gravy, does it suck! It makes Joss Whedon's dialogue look almost Shakespearean, and I *hate* Joss Whedon's dialogue. (Of course, I'm not a huge fan of Shakespeare, either.)

But Diablo Cody writes like a half-wit teenage girl on too many Red Bulls. She's terrible. She's not even high school play material. She's like a shot of obnoxious served in a sippy cup shaped like Gilbert Gottfried's larynx.

People pay to hear her writing performed by near-humans?!?! I can't believe that. Her dialogue is the aural equivalent of the contents of a Hot Topic.

I have no idea what the fark you just said, but it did make me laugh out loud.

I've little confidence in Diablo Cody successfully doing black comedy. She'll go the Juno route and confuse 'quirky' with being funny.

On the Megan fox front she just looks too tacky. She's attractive but so are a lot of girls. I get the impression that if you washed off her makeup, she'd look very plain.

GreenAdder: I think I'll wait until Lesbian Vampire Killers (new window) is released in the States.

Don't waste your time. Only 5 seconds of frontal, not worth it.

Black Lagoon: Psumek: I've posted it before...I'll post it again.

My penis just left.

My soul just ran.
/scary...

i will see this movie... because I love vampi... wait lesbian vampires... they must love when that time of the month comes...

abigsmurf: On the Megan fox front she just looks too tacky. She's attractive but so are a lot of girls. I get the impression that if you washed off her makeup, she'd look very plain.

I get the feeling you haven't scrolled through the thread :D

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I'd marry it. Hell farking yes.

Her hair ... It is too long!

Ashtrey: Wow, it sounds like such a horrible movie, and that trailer makes it seem not so bad.
Brillant editing I guess.

It's the Highlander 2 effect. The trailer is built from the only two minutes of awesome in a 90-minute crapfest.

greenapple2step: Her hair ... It is too long!

Don't get your hopes up about this flick. It's the one with the pasties.

She's an asshole

LeafyGreens: Who gives a shiat about Megan Fox, Shia LaLoser, or Steven Spielberg's signing on to this piece of crap.

Here's a tip, the movie is a piece of shiat. Quit trying to justify your own stupidity for paying to see it because you like to watch robots fighting and explosions. Oh and by the way, by paying to see this drivel you're contributing to more drivel marched out by accountants in LA banking on suckers like you.

/please march out the tired warhorse of "Were you expecting Citizen Kane?" one more time. Action movies can be much better and done more thoughtfully.
//If you paid for this movie and didn't bring children, then you're a child. Accept it and move on.

You rag on the "Were you expecting Citizen Kane?" drivel, yet you pull the equally tired "You suck for watching this crap" BS that you film snots love to pull out.

Get some new material or shut the fark up.

Fark You Buddy: Get some new material or shut the fark up.

Whenever I see new material from hollywood I have something new to say about it.

If I sound like I say the same thing over and over...