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(Contact Music) Dumbass Kelly Osbourne calls Lady Gaga a butterface. Hey, you're no prize yourself there, honey   (contactmusic.com) divider line 166
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GavinTheAlmighty 2009-07-06 04:34:09 PM  
Kelly Osbourne is right. Lady Gaga looks like a transvestite. And when she's not caked in 18 layers of makeup, she's utterly unrecognizable and not desperately attractive.

Kelly Osbourne looks like she would be cute if she lost some weight.

 
bostonowns 2009-07-06 04:38:43 PM  
kelly osbourne is defective. put her down.

 
nickxero 2009-07-06 04:44:14 PM  
Wow. To my surprise, it's Lady Gaga who looks more like Dee Snider. My bets would have been on Kelly.

 
Ape Shiat Nuts 2009-07-06 04:44:24 PM  
schattenteufel: SwingingJohnson: schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

You might as well bang Betty White while your at it.


Sure; If she's up for it. I'll be careful though; don't wanna break a hip.


Hey, if she breaks your hip, she breaks your hip...

 
John Buck 41 2009-07-06 05:12:29 PM  
I was thinking just the opposite. Cute face, no bewbz.

 
eagles95 2009-07-06 05:14:54 PM  
Falcon Hunter: BobtheFascist: She's not wrong, but she's not one to talk.

In before the "Bu-bu-bu-butterface. Bu-bu-butterface." I know I'm not the only one that thought that.

...sigh...

now thats stuck.


Never heard that song before....

/just hit the harsh reality of off my lawn...

 
Broktun 2009-07-06 05:21:23 PM  
Fergie looks like Jerry Seinfeld's girlfriend who only look good "in certian light".

Some times she looks great, other times meh.

 
hundreddollarman 2009-07-06 05:50:45 PM  
b>HulkHands: 27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

We have rules here!

If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.

img.photobucket.com

i140.photobucket.com

 
icam 2009-07-06 05:51:45 PM  
Lloyd Braun: I think she's pretty.

Quiet, Bud.

img30.imageshack.us

 
27feet [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 05:56:14 PM  
henryhill

Had to check filename as couldn't tell it was Kelly Osbourne. Guess you can polish a turd after all.

 
Axl X 2009-07-06 05:58:37 PM  
HulkHands: 27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

We have rules here!

If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.


Farking saved.

Holy....wow. That pic right there made me do a double take to make sure it was actually her. Didn't recognize her without the fake tanner and shooping.

Makes me wonder who else hides their natural beauty under goop n shoop.

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-06 06:00:04 PM  
Man, what I wouldn't give to be a butterface. Beats being a butterbody. :(

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-06 06:10:06 PM  
27feet: Had to check filename as couldn't tell it was Kelly Osbourne. Guess you can polish a turd after all.

Photoshopping Kelly Osbourne's eyes onto Gemma Arterton comes out better than you'd expect.

 
theurge14 2009-07-06 06:10:46 PM  
elchip: schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

If her farking is anything like her drumming, you can expect the her to be unskilled and have little rhythm.


So Meg White is really a dude?

 
LewDux 2009-07-06 06:11:46 PM  
HulkHands: If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.


img.photobucket.com

This looks unshopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few photo shoots in my time

 
SomeTexan [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 06:19:49 PM  
I'm a day late and dollar short on this one, but just remember: Most people are ugly. The difference is in the makeup. And Kelly has her good days and bad days. Can't say that about GaGa, as I never heard of her.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 06:25:54 PM  
SomeTexan: The difference is in the makeup.

Not entirely, the shape of Kelly's face is like a pumpkin that's been left in the sun for a week, makeup or no.

 
fusillade762 2009-07-06 06:29:11 PM  
olapbill: turtleking: THESE are the headlines being greenlit ?


huh, i guess our new overlords are fans of the bland and uninspired.

\death
\of
\fark
\pending

\so
\sad

you'll get over it.



I hear they're changing the name to Fyrk.com.

 
27feet [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 06:40:33 PM  
FarkinNortherner: 27feet: Had to check filename as couldn't tell it was Kelly Osbourne. Guess you can polish a turd after all.

Photoshopping Kelly Osbourne's eyes onto Gemma Arterton comes out better than you'd expect.


Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT mess with Gemma Arterton. I've sat through St Trinian's 3 times (not one of them was my idea) and each time she was the one thing (well, one of 2 things if you count Lily Cole) that made the pain bearable.

 
olapbill 2009-07-06 06:50:11 PM  
fusillade762: olapbill: turtleking: THESE are the headlines being greenlit ?


huh, i guess our new overlords are fans of the bland and uninspired.

\death
\of
\fark
\pending

\so
\sad

you'll get over it.


I hear they're changing the name to Fyrk.com.


i loled

 
Remarkable_Anus 2009-07-06 06:52:29 PM  
WHOA....Lady Gaga has a face?

 
necroslut 2009-07-06 07:08:19 PM  
lol, poke-her face.


/would hit it
//low standards
///slashies

 
Atomic Spunk 2009-07-06 07:34:21 PM  
At least Lady Gaga isn't fat. Because fat people are disgusting. I wish they'd all die.

 
Schmee 2009-07-06 07:36:55 PM  
That Angela Merkel has a pretty nice rack.

I'm kidding.

I think.

 
oi_piss_me_off [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 08:02:33 PM  
TheraTx
I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

i think Fergie's thing is that she looks great in some pictures but looks god awful in others. It's like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating a girl that looks different in different light.

 
Nurglitch 2009-07-06 08:16:15 PM  
tzzhc4 said what I came here to say. I'd rather do Ozzie.

 
Great_Milenko 2009-07-06 08:52:10 PM  
Lloyd Braun: I think she's pretty.

Cover your left eye and read the third line please

img12.imageshack.us

 
DalaiLamaDingDong 2009-07-06 10:07:16 PM  
When I first saw Lady Ga-Ga, I thought to myself, "Geez, when did Blossom become a slut?"

 
Don_Carlogero 2009-07-06 10:40:18 PM  
Mila Kunis should never have to pump her own gas. She should have a team of midgets in the trunk of her car to handle such menial tasks.

 
thamike 2009-07-06 10:49:54 PM  
Don_Carlogero: She should have a team of midgets in the trunk of her car to handle such menial tasks.

They could also give her voice lessons.

 
Zombalupagus 2009-07-06 11:09:51 PM  
Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga.


Okay, today is Monday. The first time I ever heard of this person was last Tuesday, exactly 6 days ago.

Am I alone in this? WTF???


/yes, yes, I know. Her boob is a triangle so my argument is irrelevant.

 
nickxero 2009-07-06 11:29:51 PM  
Wow, if you would have let me guess who looks more like Dee Snider, my money would have been on Osbourne.

My mistake.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:32:25 PM  
Zombalupagus: The first time I ever heard of this person was last Tuesday, exactly 6 days ago.

Am I alone in this? WTF???


I only heard of her cause she showed up on a copy of Rolling Stone a couple months back, I never even knew she existed prior to that.

It's not the first time either, I find people on the covers of magazines all the time checking out of the grocery store I've never heard of, then they end up having a show on TLC for five seasons, WTF, indeed.

I would know virtually nothing about Megan Fox if it wasn't for fark, now I know more than her publicist.

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-07-06 11:33:09 PM  
clancifer 2009-07-06 11:38:52 AM
RosevilleDan: Bob_Laublaw: Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

Or who Lady Gaga is...never heard of her except for on Fark.

You should buy a radio.


No he shouldn't. At least not one that gets FM stations.

 
thamike 2009-07-06 11:36:23 PM  
clancifer: You should buy a radio.

I shot my radio in 2002.

 
Electrify 2009-07-07 12:34:25 AM  
Lady Gaga: A hooker that slept with a record producer, and who signed her on to a contract while high from snorting coke off her ass.

/enjoy your 15 seconds hun

 
neilbradley 2009-07-07 01:19:15 AM  
That coward David Lopan: clancifer 2009-07-06 11:38:52 AM
RosevilleDan: Bob_Laublaw: Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

Or who Lady Gaga is...never heard of her except for on Fark.

You should buy a radio.

No he shouldn't. At least not one that gets FM stations.


Or AM stations for that matter.

 
socodog 2009-07-07 01:47:58 AM  
Just listened to some of her stuff on youtube. It seems to be totally forgettable club/house pap. Kelly osbourne is still a fat sow, though.

 
dominic.arenas 2009-07-07 02:59:32 AM  
Electrify: Lady Gaga: A hooker that slept with a record producer, and who signed her on to a contract while high from snorting coke off her ass.

/enjoy your 15 seconds hun


It definitely is a nice enough ass to snort coke off of. I feel that Osbournes ass would be cratery, cellulite filled. Not the best thing to snort coke off of. You really need a toned ass to do coke off of.

 
leohat 2009-07-07 03:06:21 AM  
Neither one of those chicks is even playing the same sport as Yoko Ono in the ugly department.

/Yoko is the ugliest woman in America
//I think Mark David Chapman was aiming at Yoko and missed.

 
Dumle 2009-07-07 03:17:22 AM  
DalaiLamaDingDong: When I first saw Lady Ga-Ga, I thought to myself, "Geez, when did Blossom become a slut?"

Thanks! That's who she reminds me of!

/nose

 
Podna 2009-07-07 03:28:36 AM  
Walker: img.photobucket.com

I've seen men in drag who look more like women than that butter face

 
vegas_greaser 2009-07-07 04:36:37 AM  
What is with the Fark obsession with Lady Blah Blah lately? Seems like there's at least one story a day about this twit.

 
mecaenas 2009-07-07 05:30:30 AM  
img197.imageshack.us

/quick and dirty

 
TwistedFark 2009-07-07 06:15:17 AM  
They're both pretty fugly if you ask me, but yeah, Kelly Osbourne has the short end of that ugly stick.

 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark] 2009-07-07 07:07:52 AM  
meh. whatever. lady gaga has flapjacks so she is immediately crossed off my list.

 
PYROY 2009-07-07 08:56:20 AM  
Who the hell names their child Lady Gaga?

 
Dumle 2009-07-07 09:11:37 AM  
PYROY: Who the hell names their child Lady Gaga?

Her parents named her Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Apparently that doesn't fly too well in showbiz.

 
amindtat 2009-07-07 09:12:43 AM  
PYROY: Who the hell names their child Lady Gaga?

www.autographsale.net

 
amindtat 2009-07-07 09:20:11 AM  
primped4.hcdn1.net

I like her better when she was called PJ Harvey.

www.pj-harvey.net

 
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