Kelly Osbourne is right. Lady Gaga looks like a transvestite. And when she's not caked in 18 layers of makeup, she's utterly unrecognizable and not desperately attractive.

Kelly Osbourne looks like she would be cute if she lost some weight.

kelly osbourne is defective. put her down.

Wow. To my surprise, it's Lady Gaga who looks more like Dee Snider. My bets would have been on Kelly.

schattenteufel: SwingingJohnson: schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

You might as well bang Betty White while your at it.


Sure; If she's up for it. I'll be careful though; don't wanna break a hip.

Hey, if she breaks your hip, she breaks your hip...

I was thinking just the opposite. Cute face, no bewbz.

Falcon Hunter: BobtheFascist: She's not wrong, but she's not one to talk.

In before the "Bu-bu-bu-butterface. Bu-bu-butterface." I know I'm not the only one that thought that.

...sigh...

now thats stuck.

Never heard that song before....

/just hit the harsh reality of off my lawn...

Fergie looks like Jerry Seinfeld's girlfriend who only look good "in certian light".

Some times she looks great, other times meh.

b>HulkHands: 27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

We have rules here!

If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.

Lloyd Braun: I think she's pretty.

Quiet, Bud.

henryhill

Had to check filename as couldn't tell it was Kelly Osbourne. Guess you can polish a turd after all.

HulkHands: 27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

We have rules here!

If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.

Farking saved.

Holy....wow. That pic right there made me do a double take to make sure it was actually her. Didn't recognize her without the fake tanner and shooping.

Makes me wonder who else hides their natural beauty under goop n shoop.

Man, what I wouldn't give to be a butterface. Beats being a butterbody. :(

27feet: Had to check filename as couldn't tell it was Kelly Osbourne. Guess you can polish a turd after all.

Photoshopping Kelly Osbourne's eyes onto Gemma Arterton comes out better than you'd expect.

elchip: schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

If her farking is anything like her drumming, you can expect the her to be unskilled and have little rhythm.

So Meg White is really a dude?

HulkHands: If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.



This looks unshopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few photo shoots in my time

I'm a day late and dollar short on this one, but just remember: Most people are ugly. The difference is in the makeup. And Kelly has her good days and bad days. Can't say that about GaGa, as I never heard of her.

SomeTexan: The difference is in the makeup.

Not entirely, the shape of Kelly's face is like a pumpkin that's been left in the sun for a week, makeup or no.

olapbill: turtleking: THESE are the headlines being greenlit ?


huh, i guess our new overlords are fans of the bland and uninspired.

\death
\of
\fark
\pending

\so
\sad

you'll get over it.


I hear they're changing the name to Fyrk.com.

FarkinNortherner: 27feet: Had to check filename as couldn't tell it was Kelly Osbourne. Guess you can polish a turd after all.

Photoshopping Kelly Osbourne's eyes onto Gemma Arterton comes out better than you'd expect.

Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT mess with Gemma Arterton. I've sat through St Trinian's 3 times (not one of them was my idea) and each time she was the one thing (well, one of 2 things if you count Lily Cole) that made the pain bearable.

fusillade762: olapbill: turtleking: THESE are the headlines being greenlit ?


huh, i guess our new overlords are fans of the bland and uninspired.

\death
\of
\fark
\pending

\so
\sad

you'll get over it.


I hear they're changing the name to Fyrk.com.

i loled

WHOA....Lady Gaga has a face?

lol, poke-her face.


/would hit it
//low standards
///slashies

At least Lady Gaga isn't fat. Because fat people are disgusting. I wish they'd all die.

That Angela Merkel has a pretty nice rack.

I'm kidding.

I think.

TheraTx
I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

i think Fergie's thing is that she looks great in some pictures but looks god awful in others. It's like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating a girl that looks different in different light.

tzzhc4 said what I came here to say. I'd rather do Ozzie.

Lloyd Braun: I think she's pretty.

Cover your left eye and read the third line please

When I first saw Lady Ga-Ga, I thought to myself, "Geez, when did Blossom become a slut?"

Mila Kunis should never have to pump her own gas. She should have a team of midgets in the trunk of her car to handle such menial tasks.

Don_Carlogero: She should have a team of midgets in the trunk of her car to handle such menial tasks.

They could also give her voice lessons.

Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga.


Okay, today is Monday. The first time I ever heard of this person was last Tuesday, exactly 6 days ago.

Am I alone in this? WTF???


/yes, yes, I know. Her boob is a triangle so my argument is irrelevant.

Wow, if you would have let me guess who looks more like Dee Snider, my money would have been on Osbourne.

My mistake.

Zombalupagus: The first time I ever heard of this person was last Tuesday, exactly 6 days ago.

Am I alone in this? WTF???

I only heard of her cause she showed up on a copy of Rolling Stone a couple months back, I never even knew she existed prior to that.

It's not the first time either, I find people on the covers of magazines all the time checking out of the grocery store I've never heard of, then they end up having a show on TLC for five seasons, WTF, indeed.

I would know virtually nothing about Megan Fox if it wasn't for fark, now I know more than her publicist.

clancifer 2009-07-06 11:38:52 AM
RosevilleDan: Bob_Laublaw: Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

Or who Lady Gaga is...never heard of her except for on Fark.

You should buy a radio.

No he shouldn't. At least not one that gets FM stations.

clancifer: You should buy a radio.

I shot my radio in 2002.

Lady Gaga: A hooker that slept with a record producer, and who signed her on to a contract while high from snorting coke off her ass.

/enjoy your 15 seconds hun

That coward David Lopan: clancifer 2009-07-06 11:38:52 AM
RosevilleDan: Bob_Laublaw: Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

Or who Lady Gaga is...never heard of her except for on Fark.

You should buy a radio.

No he shouldn't. At least not one that gets FM stations.

Or AM stations for that matter.

Just listened to some of her stuff on youtube. It seems to be totally forgettable club/house pap. Kelly osbourne is still a fat sow, though.

Electrify: Lady Gaga: A hooker that slept with a record producer, and who signed her on to a contract while high from snorting coke off her ass.

/enjoy your 15 seconds hun

It definitely is a nice enough ass to snort coke off of. I feel that Osbournes ass would be cratery, cellulite filled. Not the best thing to snort coke off of. You really need a toned ass to do coke off of.

Neither one of those chicks is even playing the same sport as Yoko Ono in the ugly department.

/Yoko is the ugliest woman in America
//I think Mark David Chapman was aiming at Yoko and missed.

DalaiLamaDingDong: When I first saw Lady Ga-Ga, I thought to myself, "Geez, when did Blossom become a slut?"

Thanks! That's who she reminds me of!

/nose

Walker: img.photobucket.com

I've seen men in drag who look more like women than that butter face

What is with the Fark obsession with Lady Blah Blah lately? Seems like there's at least one story a day about this twit.

/quick and dirty

They're both pretty fugly if you ask me, but yeah, Kelly Osbourne has the short end of that ugly stick.

meh. whatever. lady gaga has flapjacks so she is immediately crossed off my list.

Who the hell names their child Lady Gaga?

PYROY: Who the hell names their child Lady Gaga?

Her parents named her Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Apparently that doesn't fly too well in showbiz.

PYROY: Who the hell names their child Lady Gaga?

I like her better when she was called PJ Harvey.