I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

"Hello Kettle? It's Pot...you're black!"

FarkinNortherner: Not content with having a go at Lady Gaga, Kelly Osbourne thinks this woman is a butterface:

Reports suggest she also believes the sky to be green.

Fondle My Sweaters: I think Fergie out-butterfaces both of those biatches.

Either the world's hottest ugly girl, or the world's ugliest hot girl, but at least Fergie's got everything but..., unlike Kelly farking Osbourne.

Wait wait wait... Fergie ugly? I must respectfully inform you two that you're on crack.

Says it all.

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I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

THIS. She shouldn't even be in this conversation.

Well, I have heard of one of the two people named in the headline. Not sure if that is a good or a bad thing.

BobtheFascist: She's not wrong, but she's not one to talk.

In before the "Bu-bu-bu-butterface. Bu-bu-butterface." I know I'm not the only one that thought that.

Damit.........Now that shixt is in my head. When I was in Europe last month, that song was played everywhwere over and over. It got to be a joke with my and the gf

BobtheFascist: She's not wrong, but she's not one to talk.

In before the "Bu-bu-bu-butterface. Bu-bu-butterface." I know I'm not the only one that thought that.

...sigh...

now thats stuck.

schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

If her farking is anything like her drumming, you can expect the her to be unskilled and have little rhythm.

yogaFLAME: And here I've been looking for reasons to use this shoop.

They weren't very good reasons...

Nor was that funny...

...or witty.

/get a watermelon.

chicagogasman: BobtheFascist: She's not wrong, but she's not one to talk.

In before the "Bu-bu-bu-butterface. Bu-bu-butterface." I know I'm not the only one that thought that.

Damit.........Now that shixt is in my head. When I was in Europe last month, that song was played everywhwere over and over. It got to be a joke with my and the gf

...and I'm 00:00:18 too slow.

o snap. dog fight!

/grrrrr

JOURNALISTS, stop putting C list celebrity opinions on the internet ASAP. You inflate their ego while deflating our faith in humanity. That is all

CrispFlows:


She reminds me of Monica Lewinsky.

More like Angela Merkel

TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

Yes, really. Fergie is ugly(^), but has a ridiculous body.

We may have to believe Kelly on this one. After all, she does know butter when she sees it. That being said, if GaGa was GaGagged i would definitely poker her in her buttery pooper.

/wait, what?

Fergie is kind of the definative butterface. She has a sweet body, assuming she hadnt pissed herself.

Oekss: TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

Yes, really. Fergie is ugly(^), but has a ridiculous body.

By normal people standards, Fergie is cute. Not hot, not pretty, but cute. Obviously when she stands next to Hollywood people she doesn't look good, but think about her at the supermarket or something. Pretty normal.

vygramul: Actually, it's hard to gauge Lady Gaga at all. Her appearance is as heavily produced as her music, and I bet I couldn't pick her out of a line-up if she wasn't wearing a wig nor make-up.

She looks like a Guidette in a series of bad Cleopatra wigs, to me.

TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

Fergie is heavily photoshopped. You have to look at Fergie without the photoshopping.......... and that's why people down Fergie. That and her meth habit.

Oekss: TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

Yes, really. Fergie is ugly(^), but has a ridiculous body.

Yes your right she's not hot at all. I don't like throwing out the 'sharp knees' meemee but wow people. Even if you don't think Fergie is the hottest thing around calling her ugly is a stretch.

Oekss: TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

Yes, really. Fergie is ugly(^), but has a ridiculous body.

Eh, that photo is more like 'this woman is 50' rather than true ugly. But thank you for some photographic evidence to the contrary of the magazines.

Photoshop must be banned, with autotune.

Yes, Fergie is ugly, in fact she is fugly.

I've seen far better looking drag queens (face wise). She's got a good body, but her face is nothing to brag about.

If it weren't for fark I would have no idea who "lady gaga" is, the first I ever heard of her was here about a month ago now.

Walker: You're a butter everything honey.

but mainly a butterball.

VonDozier: "She" is more than a butterface.

"She" is Andy Dick in drag.

No, Kathy Griffin is Andy Dick in drag

moof: CrispFlows:


She reminds me of Monica Lewinsky.

More like Angela Merkel

Quit comparing boobs and start looking at faces - that might get you chicks faster. ;)

olapbill: but mainly a butterball.

Came here to say the very same.

THESE are the headlines being greenlit ?


huh, i guess our new overlords are fans of the bland and uninspired.

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turtleking: THESE are the headlines being greenlit ?


huh, i guess our new overlords are fans of the bland and uninspired.

\death
\of
\fark
\pending

\so
\sad

you'll get over it.

SaltyDonnie: Says it all.

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lawboy87: If it weren't for fark I would have no idea who "lady gaga" is, the first I ever heard of her was here about a month ago now.

That "Just Dance" song is infectiously catchy. It grows on you.

The other song on the radio ("Butterface") is meh, sounds very similar to the other one.

She w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ould know. They're bot҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚h hags of th҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ worst kind.

elchip: lawboy87: If it weren't for fark I would have no idea who "lady gaga" is, the first I ever heard of her was here about a month ago now.

That "Just Dance" song is infectiously catchy. It grows on you.

The other song on the radio ("Butterface") is meh, sounds very similar to the other one.

I'll take a poke'erface over a but'erface anytime thanks.

A butter-face and butter-personality isn't much better, lady.

At least Gaga looks good with makeup on,

garyg: At least Gaga looks good with makeup on,

I assume you mean clown make up.Or perhaps Kabuki make up. Cause those are the only options for her to look like anything other than a complete fuggo.

"Butterface" implies that the rest of the package is hot (hence the origin of the term - she'd be hot but for her face). This is not the case with Gaga. The rest of the package is nothing to look twice at either.

Kelly Osbourne isn't just plain, she's outright unattractive. She looks like her brother Jack with slightly larger boobs.

LewDux: Thinbourne

(((shudder)))

Walker: You're a butter everything honey.

(Channeling Fark Fatty Defense Squad)

"She's not fat, she's just curvy!"

"I prefer my women to have a figure!"

"You can keep your 12-year-old boys, I'll take a WOMAN any day!"

"You just have an unrealistic view of what a woman should look like!"

"I'll take the one with cushion, you can have the bag of antlers!"

/Whew! That's hard work!
//Don't think either of them are attractive at all

Kelly Osbourne looks like Ozzy.

schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

You might as well bang Betty White while your at it.

The7thGuest: We may have to believe Kelly on this one. After all, she does know butter when she sees it. That being said, if GaGa was GaGagged i would definitely poker her in her buttery pooper.

/wait, what?

I came to say that.

Kuroshin: Walker: You're a butter everything honey.

(Channeling Fark Fatty Defense Squad)

"She's not fat, she's just curvy!"

"I prefer my women to have a figure!"

"You can keep your 12-year-old boys, I'll take a WOMAN any day!"

"You just have an unrealistic view of what a woman should look like!"

"I'll take the one with cushion, you can have the bag of antlers!"

/Whew! That's hard work!
//Don't think either of them are attractive at all

heh. even the fark fatty defense squad don't want to defend this one.

I'm sticking with "It's Bif Naked in disguise"

Phil Moskowitz: I'm sticking with "It's Bif Naked in disguise"

I'd prefer to stick it in Bif Naked than either of them, however.

SwingingJohnson: schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

You might as well bang Betty White while your at it.

Dayyaaam!

SwingingJohnson: schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

You might as well bang Betty White while your at it.


Sure; If she's up for it. I'll be careful though; don't wanna break a hip.

1. I dunno.... i'm on the fence about Kelly Osborne...
I saw a few pics of her [from a photoshoot ? i don't know]
a few years ago [maybe from somewhere between 2005-2007]
and she was actually kinda hot.

2. Lady gaga is kinda hot... but there's something vaguely manish yet angular about her face... it's a stumper..

3. Fergie has a wicked body, and an ok face. i don't know what it is about her face that isn't the greatest, can't really describe it, but i know it's there. maybe it's too square-y.
or has too many weird angles. no idea.
can anybody put in a better description here? [about how her face is ok, but not hot]