I'll take a butterface over a "hey guys, I think got wasted and slept with Oscar the Grouch last night and my penis burns" any day.

Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

Aw, come on guys. It's hard being nobody but the fat ugly daughter of a famous rock star.

As opposed to you, Kelly. You are just straight ugly, with no redeeming qualities at all.

♪ It's like raaaaaayhiaaaaaain... ♫

when you have no real talent all you can do to stay relevant is say nasty things about other people.

Bob_Laublaw: Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

Or who Lady Gaga is...never heard of her except for on Fark.

I've had several people tell me I look like her. :( I didn't take it as a compliment then, and I certainly don't now!

If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, GIS Kelly Osbourne immediately.

RosevilleDan: Bob_Laublaw: Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

Or who Lady Gaga is...never heard of her except for on Fark.

You should buy a radio.

Subby wasn't kidding.








She reminds me of Monica Lewinsky.

I'd serve up an inch or two for both of them.

You're a butter everything honey.

She is not an attractive woman by any stretch of the imagination.

She's not wrong, but she's not one to talk.

In before the "Bu-bu-bu-butterface. Bu-bu-butterface." I know I'm not the only one that thought that.

/ Me Cries.

Actually, it's hard to gauge Lady Gaga at all. Her appearance is as heavily produced as her music, and I bet I couldn't pick her out of a line-up if she wasn't wearing a wig nor make-up.

The day TF allows pics/icons on the thread page will be the day the internet cries and commits suicide.

Okay, I'll say it. I'd hit Lady Gaga. Happily. Kelly Osbourne? Not even to say I'd done Ozzy's daughter.

To copypasta last para of article

"I love Lady GaGa's tracks but hate Kelly Osbourne and I just wish she'd keep her mouth shut. She talks way too much and has too much attitude for a jumped up nobody with famous parents. It's starting to make me go off her

Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

I'd hit both of them. At once.

/married 23 years

Eyebleach: I'd hit both of them. At once. With my SUV.


FTFY.

27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

We have rules here!

If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.

didn't anyone else notice in the picture Kelly Osborne using a Mac, therefore the smug

Her makeup, hair and costumes are ridiculous...



...but I don't think she (left) looks too bad when she doesn't go completely over the top.

HulkHands: 27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

We have rules here!

If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.

Wait there just one minute Mr 2 + 2 = 5!

I said I'd hit Lady Gaga and I meant the pics were hotlinked (my bad for crappy english).

I'm not saying Lady Gaga is hot, I'm not saying she isn't. But I would gladly suffer death by Snu-Snu from her her given a fraction of an opportunity (she looks like she'd be filthy for a start and she has the bisexual (threesome) thing going for her).

I would however run screaming from Kelly Osbourne if she as much suggested loosening her clothing.

/ps - reasonable shout on Mila Kunis, tho give me Eliza Dushku any day of the week.

And here I've been looking for reasons to use this shoop.

Sybarite: primped4.hcdn1.net

I rescind my 2009-07-06 01:41:54 PM post.

I think Fergie out-butterfaces both of those biatches.

Fondle My Sweaters: I think Fergie out-butterfaces both of those biatches.

Oi, she looks like Miss Piggy

Not content with having a go at Lady Gaga, Kelly Osbourne thinks this woman is a butterface:

Reports suggest she also believes the sky to be green.

Fondle My Sweaters: I think Fergie out-butterfaces both of those biatches.

Either the world's hottest ugly girl, or the world's ugliest hot girl, but at least Fergie's got everything but..., unlike Kelly farking Osbourne.

i'd hit them both.

It's funny because Kelly Osbourne is a butterbean.

yogaFLAME: And here I've been looking for reasons to use this shoop.

+1

27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

Wait? THAT'S what Kelly is complaining about? The same Kelly who looks like a goddamned 70-year old in the article's pictures?

Not that this is anything new, but she really needs to STFU.

FarkinNortherner: Either the world's hottest ugly girl, or the world's ugliest hot girl, but at least Fergie's got everything but..

She's also got a bit of attitude. At least, I've heard she can get a little pissy...

The_Sponge: Eyebleach: I'd hit both of them. At once. With my SUV.


FTFY.
/Not married


FTFY
/Not married either

My sister loves lady ga ga so I coincidentally I just checked out a couple of her songs on youtube about an hour before this went green..........no thanks

/techno pop makes baby jebus cry

"She" is more than a butterface.

"She" is Andy Dick in drag.

No farkin' lie, Kelly Osbourne has got to be one of the ugliest celebrities of all time. Not counting ones who are famous for being ugly, of course. But even counting those, she would be in the top ten.

doublesecretprobation: when you have no real talent all you can do to stay relevant is say nasty things about other people.

Isn't that the business model of this entire site?

FTA: "Outspoken rock spawn KELLY OSBOURNE..."

Never has Kelly Osbourne been more accurately described

There are times where GaGa is a butter face, but those are paparatzi photos and I feel that even the hottest person has off moments, where they may not look there best. I would likely give it to lady Ga Ga. Kelly isnt a butterface, but is more of "Oh My God who ate all of the freaking butter"

GaGa looks like a tranny. Seriously. And I like trannies. But I don't like GaGa.

elchip: Fondle My Sweaters: I think Fergie out-butterfaces both of those biatches.

Oi, she looks like Miss Piggy

Miss Piggy is hOt

I'd poke 'er face.

Talentless, unattractive 'celebrity' generates press by attacking other talentless, unattractive 'celebrity.'

Damn, keep me posted. This is gripping shiat.

I think she's pretty.

Kelly is not a "butterface". A "butterface" needs to have a nice body. Hence the "nice body BUT HER FACE..."
She's just plain farkin ugly.