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(Contact Music) Dumbass Kelly Osbourne calls Lady Gaga a butterface. Hey, you're no prize yourself there, honey   (contactmusic.com) divider line 166
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thamike 2009-07-06 11:01:04 AM  
I'll take a butterface over a "hey guys, I think got wasted and slept with Oscar the Grouch last night and my penis burns" any day.

 
Bob_Laublaw [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:02:31 AM  
Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

 
ToxicMunkee [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:09:45 AM  
Aw, come on guys. It's hard being nobody but the fat ugly daughter of a famous rock star.

 
Oekss [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:12:35 AM  
As opposed to you, Kelly. You are just straight ugly, with no redeeming qualities at all.

 
How's THIS for a fancy nickname 2009-07-06 11:22:12 AM  
♪ It's like raaaaaayhiaaaaaain... ♫

 
doublesecretprobation [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:24:05 AM  
when you have no real talent all you can do to stay relevant is say nasty things about other people.

 
RosevilleDan [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:34:37 AM  
Bob_Laublaw: Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

Or who Lady Gaga is...never heard of her except for on Fark.

 
slepygryhnd [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:37:00 AM  
I've had several people tell me I look like her. :( I didn't take it as a compliment then, and I certainly don't now!

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:38:16 AM  
If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, GIS Kelly Osbourne immediately.

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:38:52 AM  
RosevilleDan: Bob_Laublaw: Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

Or who Lady Gaga is...never heard of her except for on Fark.


You should buy a radio.

 
CrispFlows 2009-07-06 11:39:07 AM  
Subby wasn't kidding.

i238.photobucket.com

i238.photobucket.com

i238.photobucket.com


She reminds me of Monica Lewinsky.

 
How's THIS for a fancy nickname 2009-07-06 11:41:30 AM  
img193.imageshack.us

 
fritopendejo 2009-07-06 11:49:19 AM  
I'd serve up an inch or two for both of them.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:52:14 AM  
You're a butter everything honey.

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

 
snuff3r [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:56:47 AM  
She is not an attractive woman by any stretch of the imagination.

 
BobtheFascist 2009-07-06 12:00:38 PM  
She's not wrong, but she's not one to talk.

In before the "Bu-bu-bu-butterface. Bu-bu-butterface." I know I'm not the only one that thought that.

 
CrispFlows 2009-07-06 12:03:45 PM  
/ Me Cries.

 
vygramul [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 12:15:38 PM  
Actually, it's hard to gauge Lady Gaga at all. Her appearance is as heavily produced as her music, and I bet I couldn't pick her out of a line-up if she wasn't wearing a wig nor make-up.

 
Purelilac [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 12:34:08 PM  
The day TF allows pics/icons on the thread page will be the day the internet cries and commits suicide.

 
27feet [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 12:39:19 PM  
Okay, I'll say it. I'd hit Lady Gaga. Happily. Kelly Osbourne? Not even to say I'd done Ozzy's daughter.

To copypasta last para of article

"I love Lady GaGa's tracks but hate Kelly Osbourne and I just wish she'd keep her mouth shut. She talks way too much and has too much attitude for a jumped up nobody with famous parents. It's starting to make me go off her

Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):
remix.vg
www.wmagazine.com

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 12:50:05 PM  
primped4.hcdn1.net

 
Eyebleach [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 12:53:30 PM  
I'd hit both of them. At once.

/married 23 years

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:01:21 PM  
Eyebleach: I'd hit both of them. At once. With my SUV.


FTFY.

 
HulkHands [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:18:03 PM  
27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

We have rules here!

If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.

img.photobucket.com

 
TAOCHOW [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:20:39 PM  
didn't anyone else notice in the picture Kelly Osborne using a Mac, therefore the smug

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:41:54 PM  
Her makeup, hair and costumes are ridiculous...

upload.wikimedia.org

...but I don't think she (left) looks too bad when she doesn't go completely over the top.

upload.wikimedia.org

 
27feet [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:42:50 PM  
HulkHands: 27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

We have rules here!

If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.


Wait there just one minute Mr 2 + 2 = 5!

I said I'd hit Lady Gaga and I meant the pics were hotlinked (my bad for crappy english).

I'm not saying Lady Gaga is hot, I'm not saying she isn't. But I would gladly suffer death by Snu-Snu from her her given a fraction of an opportunity (she looks like she'd be filthy for a start and she has the bisexual (threesome) thing going for her).

I would however run screaming from Kelly Osbourne if she as much suggested loosening her clothing.

/ps - reasonable shout on Mila Kunis, tho give me Eliza Dushku any day of the week.

 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:45:05 PM  
And here I've been looking for reasons to use this shoop.

i63.photobucket.com

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:45:06 PM  
Sybarite: primped4.hcdn1.net

I rescind my 2009-07-06 01:41:54 PM post.

 
Fondle My Sweaters [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 01:54:53 PM  
I think Fergie out-butterfaces both of those biatches.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:03:51 PM  
Fondle My Sweaters: I think Fergie out-butterfaces both of those biatches.

Oi, she looks like Miss Piggy

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:09:31 PM  
Not content with having a go at Lady Gaga, Kelly Osbourne thinks this woman is a butterface:
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Reports suggest she also believes the sky to be green.

Fondle My Sweaters: I think Fergie out-butterfaces both of those biatches.

Either the world's hottest ugly girl, or the world's ugliest hot girl, but at least Fergie's got everything but..., unlike Kelly farking Osbourne.

 
T.rex 2009-07-06 02:19:25 PM  
i'd hit them both.

 
icanhazstapler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:23:52 PM  
It's funny because Kelly Osbourne is a butterbean.

 
Ku_No_Ichi [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:25:29 PM  
yogaFLAME: And here I've been looking for reasons to use this shoop.

+1

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:32:26 PM  
27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

Wait? THAT'S what Kelly is complaining about? The same Kelly who looks like a goddamned 70-year old in the article's pictures?

Not that this is anything new, but she really needs to STFU.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:33:33 PM  
FarkinNortherner: Either the world's hottest ugly girl, or the world's ugliest hot girl, but at least Fergie's got everything but..

She's also got a bit of attitude. At least, I've heard she can get a little pissy...

 
LewDux 2009-07-06 02:33:42 PM  
The_Sponge: Eyebleach: I'd hit both of them. At once. With my SUV.


FTFY.
/Not married


FTFY
/Not married either

 
Crewmannumber6 2009-07-06 02:35:57 PM  
My sister loves lady ga ga so I coincidentally I just checked out a couple of her songs on youtube about an hour before this went green..........no thanks

/techno pop makes baby jebus cry

 
VonDozier 2009-07-06 02:37:37 PM  
"She" is more than a butterface.

"She" is Andy Dick in drag.

img16.imageshack.us

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:37:45 PM  
No farkin' lie, Kelly Osbourne has got to be one of the ugliest celebrities of all time. Not counting ones who are famous for being ugly, of course. But even counting those, she would be in the top ten.

 
qsblues 2009-07-06 02:39:01 PM  
doublesecretprobation: when you have no real talent all you can do to stay relevant is say nasty things about other people.

Isn't that the business model of this entire site?

 
bin_smokin 2009-07-06 02:39:03 PM  
FTA: "Outspoken rock spawn KELLY OSBOURNE..."

Never has Kelly Osbourne been more accurately described

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2009-07-06 02:42:01 PM  
There are times where GaGa is a butter face, but those are paparatzi photos and I feel that even the hottest person has off moments, where they may not look there best. I would likely give it to lady Ga Ga. Kelly isnt a butterface, but is more of "Oh My God who ate all of the freaking butter"

 
Don't Tongue the Reaper! 2009-07-06 02:42:10 PM  
GaGa looks like a tranny. Seriously. And I like trannies. But I don't like GaGa.

 
LewDux 2009-07-06 02:42:36 PM  
elchip: Fondle My Sweaters: I think Fergie out-butterfaces both of those biatches.

Oi, she looks like Miss Piggy


Miss Piggy is hOt

 
Al_Ed 2009-07-06 02:43:52 PM  
I'd poke 'er face.

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:45:19 PM  
Talentless, unattractive 'celebrity' generates press by attacking other talentless, unattractive 'celebrity.'

Damn, keep me posted. This is gripping shiat.

 
Lloyd Braun 2009-07-06 02:47:10 PM  
www.aolcdn.com

I think she's pretty.

 
VimFuego 2009-07-06 02:48:54 PM  
Kelly is not a "butterface". A "butterface" needs to have a nice body. Hence the "nice body BUT HER FACE..."
She's just plain farkin ugly.

 
TheraTx 2009-07-06 02:49:56 PM  
I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

 
FuryOfFirestorm 2009-07-06 02:50:49 PM  
"Hello Kettle? It's Pot...you're black!"

 
Fark Griswald 2009-07-06 02:51:05 PM  
FarkinNortherner: Not content with having a go at Lady Gaga, Kelly Osbourne thinks this woman is a butterface:

Reports suggest she also believes the sky to be green.

Fondle My Sweaters: I think Fergie out-butterfaces both of those biatches.

Either the world's hottest ugly girl, or the world's ugliest hot girl, but at least Fergie's got everything but..., unlike Kelly farking Osbourne.


Wait wait wait... Fergie ugly? I must respectfully inform you two that you're on crack.

 
SaltyDonnie 2009-07-06 02:52:05 PM  
Says it all.

Link (new window)

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:53:07 PM  
I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

 
Fark Griswald 2009-07-06 02:53:42 PM  
TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

THIS. She shouldn't even be in this conversation.

 
Wizzin 2009-07-06 02:55:07 PM  
Well, I have heard of one of the two people named in the headline. Not sure if that is a good or a bad thing.

 
chicagogasman [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:58:02 PM  
BobtheFascist: She's not wrong, but she's not one to talk.

In before the "Bu-bu-bu-butterface. Bu-bu-butterface." I know I'm not the only one that thought that.


Damit.........Now that shixt is in my head. When I was in Europe last month, that song was played everywhwere over and over. It got to be a joke with my and the gf

 
Falcon Hunter 2009-07-06 02:58:20 PM  
BobtheFascist: She's not wrong, but she's not one to talk.

In before the "Bu-bu-bu-butterface. Bu-bu-butterface." I know I'm not the only one that thought that.


...sigh...

now thats stuck.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 02:59:28 PM  
schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

If her farking is anything like her drumming, you can expect the her to be unskilled and have little rhythm.

 
Falcon Hunter 2009-07-06 03:01:53 PM  
yogaFLAME: And here I've been looking for reasons to use this shoop.

They weren't very good reasons...

Nor was that funny...

...or witty.

/get a watermelon.

 
Falcon Hunter 2009-07-06 03:02:52 PM  
chicagogasman: BobtheFascist: She's not wrong, but she's not one to talk.

In before the "Bu-bu-bu-butterface. Bu-bu-butterface." I know I'm not the only one that thought that.

Damit.........Now that shixt is in my head. When I was in Europe last month, that song was played everywhwere over and over. It got to be a joke with my and the gf


...and I'm 00:00:18 too slow.

 
logophile 2009-07-06 03:03:30 PM  
o snap. dog fight!

/grrrrr

 
Clan Xpy 2009-07-06 03:06:12 PM  
JOURNALISTS, stop putting C list celebrity opinions on the internet ASAP. You inflate their ego while deflating our faith in humanity. That is all

 
moof 2009-07-06 03:08:59 PM  
CrispFlows:
i238.photobucket.com

She reminds me of Monica Lewinsky.


More like Angela Merkel

www.javno.com

 
Oekss [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-06 03:09:05 PM  
TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

Yes, really. Fergie is ugly(^), but has a ridiculous body.

 
The7thGuest 2009-07-06 03:13:50 PM  
We may have to believe Kelly on this one. After all, she does know butter when she sees it. That being said, if GaGa was GaGagged i would definitely poker her in her buttery pooper.

/wait, what?

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2009-07-06 03:19:11 PM  
Fergie is kind of the definative butterface. She has a sweet body, assuming she hadnt pissed herself.

 
bluefelix 2009-07-06 03:20:30 PM  
Oekss: TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

Yes, really. Fergie is ugly(^), but has a ridiculous body.


By normal people standards, Fergie is cute. Not hot, not pretty, but cute. Obviously when she stands next to Hollywood people she doesn't look good, but think about her at the supermarket or something. Pretty normal.

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2009-07-06 03:21:52 PM  
vygramul: Actually, it's hard to gauge Lady Gaga at all. Her appearance is as heavily produced as her music, and I bet I couldn't pick her out of a line-up if she wasn't wearing a wig nor make-up.

She looks like a Guidette in a series of bad Cleopatra wigs, to me.

 
bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 03:22:40 PM  
I just wish she'd keep her mouth shut. She talks way too much and has too much attitude. It's starting to make me go off her.

img1.fark.net

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2009-07-06 03:22:51 PM  
TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

Fergie is heavily photoshopped. You have to look at Fergie without the photoshopping.......... and that's why people down Fergie. That and her meth habit.

 
Fark Griswald 2009-07-06 03:24:48 PM  
Oekss: TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

Yes, really. Fergie is ugly(^), but has a ridiculous body.


Yes your right she's not hot at all. I don't like throwing out the 'sharp knees' meemee but wow people. Even if you don't think Fergie is the hottest thing around calling her ugly is a stretch.

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2009-07-06 03:24:50 PM  
Oekss: TheraTx: I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

Yes, really. Fergie is ugly(^), but has a ridiculous body.


Eh, that photo is more like 'this woman is 50' rather than true ugly. But thank you for some photographic evidence to the contrary of the magazines.

Photoshop must be banned, with autotune.

 
lawboy87 2009-07-06 03:25:22 PM  
Yes, Fergie is ugly, in fact she is fugly.

I've seen far better looking drag queens (face wise). She's got a good body, but her face is nothing to brag about.

If it weren't for fark I would have no idea who "lady gaga" is, the first I ever heard of her was here about a month ago now.

 
olapbill 2009-07-06 03:26:28 PM  
Walker: You're a butter everything honey.

but mainly a butterball.

 
knoxvelour 2009-07-06 03:28:05 PM  
VonDozier: "She" is more than a butterface.

"She" is Andy Dick in drag.


No, Kathy Griffin is Andy Dick in drag

 
CrispFlows 2009-07-06 03:28:43 PM  
moof: CrispFlows:


She reminds me of Monica Lewinsky.

More like Angela Merkel


Quit comparing boobs and start looking at faces - that might get you chicks faster. ;)

 
towatchoverme 2009-07-06 03:28:57 PM  
olapbill: but mainly a butterball.

Came here to say the very same.

 
turtleking 2009-07-06 03:30:26 PM  
THESE are the headlines being greenlit ?


huh, i guess our new overlords are fans of the bland and uninspired.

\death
\of
\fark
\pending

\so
\sad

 
olapbill 2009-07-06 03:31:16 PM  
turtleking: THESE are the headlines being greenlit ?


huh, i guess our new overlords are fans of the bland and uninspired.

\death
\of
\fark
\pending

\so
\sad


you'll get over it.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-07-06 03:32:50 PM  
SaltyDonnie: Says it all.

Link (new window)


Those comments

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 03:33:57 PM  
lawboy87: If it weren't for fark I would have no idea who "lady gaga" is, the first I ever heard of her was here about a month ago now.

That "Just Dance" song is infectiously catchy. It grows on you.

The other song on the radio ("Butterface") is meh, sounds very similar to the other one.

 
KiesteredBeetle 2009-07-06 03:35:51 PM  
She w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ould know. They're bot҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚h hags of th҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ worst kind.

 
olapbill 2009-07-06 03:35:55 PM  
elchip: lawboy87: If it weren't for fark I would have no idea who "lady gaga" is, the first I ever heard of her was here about a month ago now.

That "Just Dance" song is infectiously catchy. It grows on you.

The other song on the radio ("Butterface") is meh, sounds very similar to the other one.


I'll take a poke'erface over a but'erface anytime thanks.

 
garyg 2009-07-06 03:37:27 PM  
A butter-face and butter-personality isn't much better, lady.

At least Gaga looks good with makeup on,

 
LewDux 2009-07-06 03:42:16 PM  

 
PlasticMoby 2009-07-06 03:45:12 PM  
garyg: At least Gaga looks good with makeup on,

I assume you mean clown make up.Or perhaps Kabuki make up. Cause those are the only options for her to look like anything other than a complete fuggo.

 
cefm 2009-07-06 03:45:50 PM  
"Butterface" implies that the rest of the package is hot (hence the origin of the term - she'd be hot but for her face). This is not the case with Gaga. The rest of the package is nothing to look twice at either.

Kelly Osbourne isn't just plain, she's outright unattractive. She looks like her brother Jack with slightly larger boobs.

 
vygramul [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 03:46:29 PM  
LewDux: Thinbourne

(((shudder)))

 
Kuroshin [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 03:53:20 PM  
Walker: You're a butter everything honey.

(Channeling Fark Fatty Defense Squad)

"She's not fat, she's just curvy!"

"I prefer my women to have a figure!"

"You can keep your 12-year-old boys, I'll take a WOMAN any day!"

"You just have an unrealistic view of what a woman should look like!"

"I'll take the one with cushion, you can have the bag of antlers!"

/Whew! That's hard work!
//Don't think either of them are attractive at all

 
tzzhc4 2009-07-06 03:53:47 PM  
Kelly Osbourne looks like Ozzy.

 
SwingingJohnson 2009-07-06 04:02:03 PM  
schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

You might as well bang Betty White while your at it.

 
fudgefactor7 2009-07-06 04:03:35 PM  
The7thGuest: We may have to believe Kelly on this one. After all, she does know butter when she sees it. That being said, if GaGa was GaGagged i would definitely poker her in her buttery pooper.

/wait, what?


I came to say that.

 
Evilmogwai 2009-07-06 04:05:56 PM  
Kuroshin: Walker: You're a butter everything honey.

(Channeling Fark Fatty Defense Squad)

"She's not fat, she's just curvy!"

"I prefer my women to have a figure!"

"You can keep your 12-year-old boys, I'll take a WOMAN any day!"

"You just have an unrealistic view of what a woman should look like!"

"I'll take the one with cushion, you can have the bag of antlers!"

/Whew! That's hard work!
//Don't think either of them are attractive at all


heh. even the fark fatty defense squad don't want to defend this one.

 
Phil Moskowitz 2009-07-06 04:07:52 PM  
I'm sticking with "It's Bif Naked in disguise"

 
olapbill 2009-07-06 04:10:47 PM  
Phil Moskowitz: I'm sticking with "It's Bif Naked in disguise"

I'd prefer to stick it in Bif Naked than either of them, however.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 04:13:30 PM  
SwingingJohnson: schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

You might as well bang Betty White while your at it.


Dayyaaam!

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 04:16:23 PM  
SwingingJohnson: schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

You might as well bang Betty White while your at it.



Sure; If she's up for it. I'll be careful though; don't wanna break a hip.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-07-06 04:28:50 PM  
1. I dunno.... i'm on the fence about Kelly Osborne...
I saw a few pics of her [from a photoshoot ? i don't know]
a few years ago [maybe from somewhere between 2005-2007]
and she was actually kinda hot.

2. Lady gaga is kinda hot... but there's something vaguely manish yet angular about her face... it's a stumper..

3. Fergie has a wicked body, and an ok face. i don't know what it is about her face that isn't the greatest, can't really describe it, but i know it's there. maybe it's too square-y.
or has too many weird angles. no idea.
can anybody put in a better description here? [about how her face is ok, but not hot]

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2009-07-06 04:34:09 PM  
Kelly Osbourne is right. Lady Gaga looks like a transvestite. And when she's not caked in 18 layers of makeup, she's utterly unrecognizable and not desperately attractive.

Kelly Osbourne looks like she would be cute if she lost some weight.

 
bostonowns 2009-07-06 04:38:43 PM  
kelly osbourne is defective. put her down.

 
nickxero 2009-07-06 04:44:14 PM  
Wow. To my surprise, it's Lady Gaga who looks more like Dee Snider. My bets would have been on Kelly.

 
Ape Shiat Nuts 2009-07-06 04:44:24 PM  
schattenteufel: SwingingJohnson: schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

You might as well bang Betty White while your at it.


Sure; If she's up for it. I'll be careful though; don't wanna break a hip.


Hey, if she breaks your hip, she breaks your hip...

 
John Buck 41 2009-07-06 05:12:29 PM  
I was thinking just the opposite. Cute face, no bewbz.

 
eagles95 2009-07-06 05:14:54 PM  
Falcon Hunter: BobtheFascist: She's not wrong, but she's not one to talk.

In before the "Bu-bu-bu-butterface. Bu-bu-butterface." I know I'm not the only one that thought that.

...sigh...

now thats stuck.


Never heard that song before....

/just hit the harsh reality of off my lawn...

 
Broktun 2009-07-06 05:21:23 PM  
Fergie looks like Jerry Seinfeld's girlfriend who only look good "in certian light".

Some times she looks great, other times meh.

 
hundreddollarman 2009-07-06 05:50:45 PM  
b>HulkHands: 27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

We have rules here!

If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.

img.photobucket.com

i140.photobucket.com

 
icam 2009-07-06 05:51:45 PM  
Lloyd Braun: I think she's pretty.

Quiet, Bud.

img30.imageshack.us

 
27feet [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 05:56:14 PM  
henryhill

Had to check filename as couldn't tell it was Kelly Osbourne. Guess you can polish a turd after all.

 
Axl X 2009-07-06 05:58:37 PM  
HulkHands: 27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

We have rules here!

If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.


Farking saved.

Holy....wow. That pic right there made me do a double take to make sure it was actually her. Didn't recognize her without the fake tanner and shooping.

Makes me wonder who else hides their natural beauty under goop n shoop.

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-06 06:00:04 PM  
Man, what I wouldn't give to be a butterface. Beats being a butterbody. :(

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-06 06:10:06 PM  
27feet: Had to check filename as couldn't tell it was Kelly Osbourne. Guess you can polish a turd after all.

Photoshopping Kelly Osbourne's eyes onto Gemma Arterton comes out better than you'd expect.

 
theurge14 2009-07-06 06:10:46 PM  
elchip: schattenteufel: I'd happily hit Kelly Osbourne AND Lady Gaga. Throw in Meg White & I'd nail her too.

If her farking is anything like her drumming, you can expect the her to be unskilled and have little rhythm.


So Meg White is really a dude?

 
LewDux 2009-07-06 06:11:46 PM  
HulkHands: If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.


img.photobucket.com

This looks unshopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few photo shoots in my time

 
SomeTexan [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 06:19:49 PM  
I'm a day late and dollar short on this one, but just remember: Most people are ugly. The difference is in the makeup. And Kelly has her good days and bad days. Can't say that about GaGa, as I never heard of her.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 06:25:54 PM  
SomeTexan: The difference is in the makeup.

Not entirely, the shape of Kelly's face is like a pumpkin that's been left in the sun for a week, makeup or no.

 
fusillade762 2009-07-06 06:29:11 PM  
olapbill: turtleking: THESE are the headlines being greenlit ?


huh, i guess our new overlords are fans of the bland and uninspired.

\death
\of
\fark
\pending

\so
\sad

you'll get over it.



I hear they're changing the name to Fyrk.com.

 
27feet [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 06:40:33 PM  
FarkinNortherner: 27feet: Had to check filename as couldn't tell it was Kelly Osbourne. Guess you can polish a turd after all.

Photoshopping Kelly Osbourne's eyes onto Gemma Arterton comes out better than you'd expect.


Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT mess with Gemma Arterton. I've sat through St Trinian's 3 times (not one of them was my idea) and each time she was the one thing (well, one of 2 things if you count Lily Cole) that made the pain bearable.

 
olapbill 2009-07-06 06:50:11 PM  
fusillade762: olapbill: turtleking: THESE are the headlines being greenlit ?


huh, i guess our new overlords are fans of the bland and uninspired.

\death
\of
\fark
\pending

\so
\sad

you'll get over it.


I hear they're changing the name to Fyrk.com.


i loled

 
Remarkable_Anus 2009-07-06 06:52:29 PM  
WHOA....Lady Gaga has a face?

 
necroslut 2009-07-06 07:08:19 PM  
lol, poke-her face.


/would hit it
//low standards
///slashies

 
Atomic Spunk 2009-07-06 07:34:21 PM  
At least Lady Gaga isn't fat. Because fat people are disgusting. I wish they'd all die.

 
Schmee 2009-07-06 07:36:55 PM  
That Angela Merkel has a pretty nice rack.

I'm kidding.

I think.

 
oi_piss_me_off [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 08:02:33 PM  
TheraTx
I don't get the Fergie is a butterface comments. Really? Fergie is ugly? Really?

i think Fergie's thing is that she looks great in some pictures but looks god awful in others. It's like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating a girl that looks different in different light.

 
Nurglitch 2009-07-06 08:16:15 PM  
tzzhc4 said what I came here to say. I'd rather do Ozzie.

 
Great_Milenko 2009-07-06 08:52:10 PM  
Lloyd Braun: I think she's pretty.

Cover your left eye and read the third line please

img12.imageshack.us

 
DalaiLamaDingDong 2009-07-06 10:07:16 PM  
When I first saw Lady Ga-Ga, I thought to myself, "Geez, when did Blossom become a slut?"

 
Don_Carlogero 2009-07-06 10:40:18 PM  
Mila Kunis should never have to pump her own gas. She should have a team of midgets in the trunk of her car to handle such menial tasks.

 
thamike 2009-07-06 10:49:54 PM  
Don_Carlogero: She should have a team of midgets in the trunk of her car to handle such menial tasks.

They could also give her voice lessons.

 
Zombalupagus 2009-07-06 11:09:51 PM  
Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga.


Okay, today is Monday. The first time I ever heard of this person was last Tuesday, exactly 6 days ago.

Am I alone in this? WTF???


/yes, yes, I know. Her boob is a triangle so my argument is irrelevant.

 
nickxero 2009-07-06 11:29:51 PM  
Wow, if you would have let me guess who looks more like Dee Snider, my money would have been on Osbourne.

My mistake.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:32:25 PM  
Zombalupagus: The first time I ever heard of this person was last Tuesday, exactly 6 days ago.

Am I alone in this? WTF???


I only heard of her cause she showed up on a copy of Rolling Stone a couple months back, I never even knew she existed prior to that.

It's not the first time either, I find people on the covers of magazines all the time checking out of the grocery store I've never heard of, then they end up having a show on TLC for five seasons, WTF, indeed.

I would know virtually nothing about Megan Fox if it wasn't for fark, now I know more than her publicist.

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-07-06 11:33:09 PM  
clancifer 2009-07-06 11:38:52 AM
RosevilleDan: Bob_Laublaw: Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

Or who Lady Gaga is...never heard of her except for on Fark.

You should buy a radio.


No he shouldn't. At least not one that gets FM stations.

 
thamike 2009-07-06 11:36:23 PM  
clancifer: You should buy a radio.

I shot my radio in 2002.

 
Electrify 2009-07-07 12:34:25 AM  
Lady Gaga: A hooker that slept with a record producer, and who signed her on to a contract while high from snorting coke off her ass.

/enjoy your 15 seconds hun

 
neilbradley 2009-07-07 01:19:15 AM  
That coward David Lopan: clancifer 2009-07-06 11:38:52 AM
RosevilleDan: Bob_Laublaw: Thank God for FARK. Without it, I'd have no idea what Kelly Osbourne is thinking.

Or who Lady Gaga is...never heard of her except for on Fark.

You should buy a radio.

No he shouldn't. At least not one that gets FM stations.


Or AM stations for that matter.

 
socodog 2009-07-07 01:47:58 AM  
Just listened to some of her stuff on youtube. It seems to be totally forgettable club/house pap. Kelly osbourne is still a fat sow, though.

 
dominic.arenas 2009-07-07 02:59:32 AM  
Electrify: Lady Gaga: A hooker that slept with a record producer, and who signed her on to a contract while high from snorting coke off her ass.

/enjoy your 15 seconds hun


It definitely is a nice enough ass to snort coke off of. I feel that Osbournes ass would be cratery, cellulite filled. Not the best thing to snort coke off of. You really need a toned ass to do coke off of.

 
leohat 2009-07-07 03:06:21 AM  
Neither one of those chicks is even playing the same sport as Yoko Ono in the ugly department.

/Yoko is the ugliest woman in America
//I think Mark David Chapman was aiming at Yoko and missed.

 
Dumle 2009-07-07 03:17:22 AM  
DalaiLamaDingDong: When I first saw Lady Ga-Ga, I thought to myself, "Geez, when did Blossom become a slut?"

Thanks! That's who she reminds me of!

/nose

 
Podna 2009-07-07 03:28:36 AM  
Walker: img.photobucket.com

I've seen men in drag who look more like women than that butter face

 
vegas_greaser 2009-07-07 04:36:37 AM  
What is with the Fark obsession with Lady Blah Blah lately? Seems like there's at least one story a day about this twit.

 
mecaenas 2009-07-07 05:30:30 AM  
img197.imageshack.us

/quick and dirty

 
TwistedFark 2009-07-07 06:15:17 AM  
They're both pretty fugly if you ask me, but yeah, Kelly Osbourne has the short end of that ugly stick.

 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark] 2009-07-07 07:07:52 AM  
meh. whatever. lady gaga has flapjacks so she is immediately crossed off my list.

 
PYROY 2009-07-07 08:56:20 AM  
Who the hell names their child Lady Gaga?

 
Dumle 2009-07-07 09:11:37 AM  
PYROY: Who the hell names their child Lady Gaga?

Her parents named her Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Apparently that doesn't fly too well in showbiz.

 
amindtat 2009-07-07 09:12:43 AM  
PYROY: Who the hell names their child Lady Gaga?

www.autographsale.net

 
amindtat 2009-07-07 09:20:11 AM  
primped4.hcdn1.net

I like her better when she was called PJ Harvey.

www.pj-harvey.net

 
Angry Buddha 2009-07-07 09:37:53 AM  
amindtat: I like her better when she was called PJ Harvey.

You shut your whore mouth!

 
Rocket Balls 2009-07-07 09:51:18 AM  
ToxicMunkee: Aw, come on guys. It's hard being nobody but the fat ugly daughter of a famous rock star.

Just ask Chazz.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2009-07-07 10:22:18 AM  
This Lady Gaga is some sort of drag queen tribute to Pink, right?

 
qsblues 2009-07-07 11:12:27 AM  
SwingingJohnson: You might as well bang Betty White while your at it.

I'd WRECK me some Betty White!
Hells yeah I would!

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-07-07 11:48:46 AM  
are we seriously debating whether Lady Gaga or Kelly Osbourne is more farkable? Really?

 
amindtat 2009-07-07 12:06:44 PM  
Angry Buddha: amindtat: I like her better when she was called PJ Harvey.

You shut your whore mouth!


Oh, you're not rid of me
Yeah, you're not rid of me
I'll make you lick my injuries
I'm gonna twist your head off, see

 
MC900ft_Elmo 2009-07-07 12:47:46 PM  
amindtat: Angry Buddha: amindtat: I like her better when she was called PJ Harvey.

You shut your whore mouth!

Oh, you're not rid of me
Yeah, you're not rid of me
I'll make you lick my injuries
I'm gonna twist your head off, see


you exhibitionist

//gonna wash that man right out of my hair...
//Polly Jean love
//Slashies

 
lawboy87 2009-07-07 01:13:02 PM  
I think Mark David Chapman was aiming at Yoko and missed. - leohat


In a "Perfect World" Yoko would have stepped in front of John.



Blatently stolen from the late/great National Lampoon.

 
MikoSquiz 2009-07-07 02:09:58 PM  
Well, she may not be a prize-winner herself, but she's right. Lady GaGa isn't remotely decent-looking without the assistance of her crack squad of face concealment experts.

 
rovaals 2009-07-07 03:06:13 PM  
27feet: Okay, I'll say it. I'd hit Lady Gaga. Happily. Kelly Osbourne? Not even to say I'd done Ozzy's daughter.

To copypasta last para of article

"I love Lady GaGa's tracks but hate Kelly Osbourne and I just wish she'd keep her mouth shut. She talks way too much and has too much attitude for a jumped up nobody with famous parents. It's starting to make me go off her

Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):


Blossom?

/seriously what's the deal with her nose?

 
ishldgetoutmore 2009-07-07 03:42:14 PM  
HulkHands: 27feet: Oh, and Lady Gaga isn't such a butterface (pics are hot even if you don't think she is):

Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.

img.photobucket.com


What is wrong with her face? Those are some sharp knees there, buddy.

 
OgreMagi 2009-07-08 02:44:11 AM  
Eyebleach: I'd hit both of them. At once.

/married 23 years


So you haven't had sex in 23 years?

 
thamike 2009-07-08 07:32:00 AM  
ishldgetoutmore: What is wrong with her face? Those are some sharp knees there, buddy.

 
doninwv 2009-07-08 06:09:28 PM  
Seriously, what's with the Gaga hate here? OK, so I'm not really into most overly produced clubmuzik pap, but a couple of her tunes grow on ya.

And yes, she's always overly produced, costumed, etc etc. It's hard to tell what she really DOES look like, but....... from ost of what I've seen, she's really kinda cute. Not perfect, but... don't we get tired of the 'perfect' 'shopped celebraqueens?

She's actually talented, too....... she's written (NOT cowritten) songs for other artists that became hits, she works incessantly, her voice is pure and when not produced, it's really very good....AND she can play piano wickedly; no less than Billy Joel has paid high tribute to her keyboard skills. Whatever you think of Billy, he's no shill..... wouldn't even promote his own wife's terrible cookbook.

SO, I LIKE Gaga, even though I was determined not to.
She's cute, and different.

(*sharks circle*)

 
MisterSpoot 2009-07-08 09:54:44 PM  
ishldgetoutmore:
What is wrong with her face? Those are some sharp knees there, buddy.


Easy. There's not a billion overhead lights and softboxes with the makeup to handle it. In other words, that's how she looks.

 
hiiamchris 2009-07-09 01:31:46 AM  
LewDux: HulkHands: If you are arguing someone is hot, you MUST produce photos NOT taken in a photo shoot and thus edited/shopped/etc.

For example: Mila Kunis is hot. She even looks hot pumping gas.



This looks unshopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few photo shoots in my time


That shirt is awesome, Jim Morrison's "An American Prayer" is one of my all time favorites.... "Have you eaten? I'm not hungry.. .Oh, we meant beaten!"

 
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