WhileAmericaBurns: Let's try again. (new window) (NSFW)

Much better sir!

I remember once...must have been 1997 or 1998...Serena Altschul was doing her little 30 second news blurb and she was wearing a see through shirt with a see through bra. If you looked at it in the right light you could almost make out nipple.

It was glorious.

WhileAmericaBurns: Zombie Hitler: Flushmonkii: DJ CLUUUE! Cluuue! Cluuee!

Cluminatti!

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Not so much. The link is not hooked up to the tubes correctly.

Rubber Biscuit: WhileAmericaBurns: Zombie Hitler: Flushmonkii: DJ CLUUUE! Cluuue! Cluuee!

Cluminatti!

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Not so much. The link is not hooked up to the tubes correctly.

We've been over this. Check the corrected link I posted after.

Guntram Shatterhand: When he left the series, Thalia DaCosta won the contest to replace him

I wanted her SO BAD. I remember nipple piercings. Yummy treats.

/fark this list

geekluv: you are thinking about me doing that aren't you?

*clicks profile*

If he wasn't, I am.

blackminded: geekluv: you are thinking about me doing that aren't you?

*clicks profile*

If he wasn't, I am.

Seconded.

WhileAmericaBurns: Rubber Biscuit: WhileAmericaBurns: Zombie Hitler: Flushmonkii: DJ CLUUUE! Cluuue! Cluuee!

Cluminatti!

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Not so much. The link is not hooked up to the tubes correctly.

We've been over this. Check the corrected link I posted after.

I confirm that the new link works now.

That list SUCKED. Are there any better lists out there?

I so remember watching MTV when it first came out. I'm pretty sure I stopped watching for videos after HS, but I loved watching Beavis and Butthead. After they were off the air, I have never watched MTV again. It's the TRL POP/CRAP/RAP channel.

Ruffian: Remote Control had this young comedian guy once in a while, Adam something or other. Whatever happened to him?

He and the other comedian hack character (some irish bloke) disappeared into irrelevance behind the bright shining star of Colin Quinn.

/assuming anybody remembers that Denis Leary was on Remote Control too.

How come they didn't mention the gay jackoff video that Simon Rex was in?

poot_rootbeer: How come they didn't mention the gay jackoff video that Simon Rex was in?

Who wants to remember that?

It's not MTV but goddamn I had a crush on her. (new window)

Blowmonkey: isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

depends on your definition, she's not a democrat. I think she classifies herself as a libertarian.

naugahyde monkey: Blowmonkey: isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

depends on your definition, she's not a democrat. I think she classifies herself as a libertarian.

IIRC, Kennedy's brand of whaaaargaaaarble was the "Hey look at me, I'm so quirky and wierd" type. She could be nice to look at but I always wanted to stuff her mouth with a ballgag.

xombie_a_go_go: List fails due to no mention of Colin Quinn or Kennedy.

Wanted to be the meat in a Kennedy/ Martha sandwich.

Likes nerdy girls

What?

the_rev: Wait a minute. Back. The fcuck. Up.

Any discussion of MTV VJs that leaves out Martha Quinn fails miserably. I clicked through all 18 of those to see her. My disappointment is palpable.

THISTHISTHIS

dillenger69: I wouldn't think he's still there.

He is. Scary part is he's 64.

charliebear: Asteroth: Tabitha Soren is married to Michael Lewis? That's...odd.

I forgot how hot she was..

/drool

Tabitha Sore-end



/I wonder what happened to these guys.

rickycal78:

IIRC, Kennedy's brand of whaaaargaaaarble was the "Hey look at me, I'm so quirky and wierd" type. She could be nice to look at but I always wanted to stuff her mouth with a ballgag.


*pictures it in my head*
I'll be in my bunk.

Go Fast Turn Left: blackminded: geekluv: you are thinking about me doing that aren't you?

*clicks profile*

If he wasn't, I am.

Seconded.

Why hello!

May I spooge on your face: charliebear: Asteroth: Tabitha Soren is married to Michael Lewis? That's...odd.

I forgot how hot she was..

/drool

Tabitha Sore-end



/I wonder what happened to these guys.

I miss Beavis as Cornholio

No Idalis either

What is that on the head of John Norris?

Came for Martha Quinn. (Then I cleaned myself off.)

No one has mentioned Randy of The Redwoods.

GratuityIncluded: What is that on the head of John Norris?

probably a really bad wig... seriously that cannot be his real hair... I think it maybe the fun of a Tribble from Star Trek...

Ah, Daisy Fuentes...the only woman who could make me watch Spanish language television in the early 90s (she was on Hispanic MTV, whatever that was called - dios mio, she was smokin' hot. Faptacular!)

She's also the only woman who could ever get me to watch America's Funniest Home videos. I miss her so.

alaric3: Came for Martha Quinn. (Then I cleaned myself off.)

No one has mentioned Randy of The Redwoods.

I think he's more known for Arli$$ than he is for Randy of the Redwoods.

from 2002.

If we wanna count other non-DJ folks:

"Jimmy the Cabby"

What Donal Logue is most known for.

GratuityIncluded: What is that on the head of John Norris?

John Norris has always been a tad goofy.

Tad_Waxpole: Martha Quinn is a DJ on Sirius XM radio now, and she looks like this:

I'd still stuff her muffin, but then I'm old too.

RevMercutio:

If we wanna count other non-DJ folks:

"Jimmy the Cabby"

What Donal Logue is most known for.


He was pretty awesome on the second season of Life, too.

Always wondered if that coont Kennedy ever got punched in the face for being such a farking smartassed douchebag...
God, I wanted to shiat on her for soooooo long.


"Look at me - I'm a biatch!"

Johnny Chicago: Always wondered if that coont Kennedy ever got punched in the face for being such a farking smartassed douchebag...
God, I wanted to shiat on her for soooooo long.


"Look at me - I'm a biatch!"

The station is on I "heart" radio... now go and rekindle the love.

Frank Flopsmack: Fail times infinity for no Serena Altschul.

I remember the first time I saw Serena Altschul on MTV News I said to myself "holy crap it's that one chick from Channel One who has that same facial expression at all times". By looking at that picture it appears after all these years she still hasn't added any new facial expressions to her repertoire.

No Chrysalis?

WhileAmericaBurns: Also, isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

Nah, she's conservative.


And what's up with all the Martha Quinn love(shiver)? A snotty rich kid with barely average looks.

Her mom is Jane Bryant Quinn, the financial advisor.

oh mtv how you ruined the media form you farking invented. Good job.

anyone feel like they should step away from music all together and pretend like 1981-2000 never happened?

I think there were only four actual VJ's in that whole article. With a few originals left out.

Johnny Chicago:
God, I wanted to shiat on her for soooooo long.

Be careful what you say, she might actually get turned on by that.

serena altschul is the one who helped tucker max get into theatres. just saying...before you want to talk about how much you love her.

/GRRRRR

I canceled by XM subscription when it merged with Sirius as there were too many ex-MTV VJs on the air. I paid for no talk, not to hear Martha Quinn or Nina Blackwood. I mean, it is great they can still find work, but I have moved on from my early 80's days. But not my 80's music.:-)

WhileAmericaBurns: Blowmonkey: WhileAmericaBurns:

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Your picture, it is broken.

Also, isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

Let's try again. (new window) (NSFW)

Yeah, that's the one. Jesus, I can't believe that used to be enough.

'I still love music,' the 42-year-old says. 'I like the new Grizzly Bear record.

OK sexy old lady, that is pretty cool of you go on...

Taylor Swift is an amazing songwriter.'

FUUUU

Duff and Tabitha for me. Duff always seemed to be a pretty together girl, as well as being hot, but Tabitha was a guilty pleasure, since she read the news with about as much emotion and inflection as a wax mannequin. I always had the feeling that Kurt Loder just wanted to backhand her sometimes.

Should I feel old that I don't know most of those? Just remember the first 5

Did someone finally tell Tabitha Soren who the loneliest monk is?

Ooops, need to check in preview more often.

Tad_Waxpole: Martha Quinn is a DJ on Sirius XM radio now, and she looks like this:

Oh, Good God! Who is this woman and what did she do with mousy, sweet little Martha Quinn? If only she had pulled this look out while she was still at MTV instead of the dorkette bangs, I would have forgotten about Nina Blackwood.

What kind of unholly allances did she and Susanna Hoffs enter so they could look they way they do at 50? They're still killing kittens the way they did 20 years ago.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090701/Riki-Rachtman_l.jpg

Seriously, WTF? Trailer Park Boys meets Miami Vice?

Zombie Hitler: WhileAmericaBurns: Blowmonkey: WhileAmericaBurns:

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Your picture, it is broken.

Also, isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

Let's try again. (new window) (NSFW)

Yeah, that's the one. Jesus, I can't believe that used to be enough.

Enough for what?

Johnny Chicago: Always wondered if that coont Kennedy ever got punched in the face for being such a farking smartassed douchebag...
God, I wanted to shiat on her for soooooo long.


"Look at me - I'm a biatch!"

She now co-hosts a show on KFI in Los Angeles with Bryan Suits, and they call it "Kennedy & Suits" (listen online at kfi640.com from 7 to 10 PM PST). Suits is an atheist in contrast to her Christian sensibilities, so you might hear them passionately disagree about something from time to time. One issue they argued about was legalizing the sale of organs. Kennedy, who's against it, at one point tried to use the fact that she had a degree in philosophy from UCLA to one-up Suits. She demanded, "How many philosophy degrees do you have?", to which Suits snarkily responded, "Three, as a matter of fact." Good times.

alaric3: Came for Martha Quinn. (Then I cleaned myself off.)

No one has mentioned Randy of The Redwoods.

Didn't MTV "run" him as a Presidental candidate in 1988? Like that guy who used to work on Laugh-In who ran every time. I remember watching one those seemingly endless behind the scenes at MTV shows where that hoser John Norris remarked about how MTV wanted to throw themselves into the 1992 race, instead of making fun of it. Thus, we got the famous "Boxers or Briefs" apperance by Bill Clinton on MTV. I know that helped him greatly. Don't forget, at one time, it was Bill Clinton who was the fresh face of the Democratic Party and was compared to JFK. So long ago....


Fun Dumpster 2009-07-06 11:25:14 AM
jyoders19: What about Jenny McCarthy and Chris Hardwick? Jenny's about the most famous (for absolutely nothing) person who ever worked at MTV. Serena Altschul is a reporter for CBS now. I think EW wanted to make sure they didn't include too many productive members of society in this list. Still doesn't explain the exclusion of Jesse, though. This list should be bookended with him and Pauly Shore.

Chris Hardwick is on G4TV. He's on Attack of the Show every now and then and has a newish show that is a horribly dull blatant tech/internet themed rip off of The Soup.


Ugh.....Web Soup is just terrible and I foolishly watch it every week thinking it will get better, but it doesn't.

MTV VJs ain't got shiat on MuchMusics Amanda Walsh. Mmm... I'll be in my bunk.