What about Jon Stewart? What's he doing these days?

Wait a minute. Back. The fcuck. Up.

Any discussion of MTV VJs that leaves out Martha Quinn fails miserably. I clicked through all 18 of those to see her. My disappointment is palpable.

No Kurt Loder either. I haven't watched MTV in a good 20 years. I wouldn't think he's still there.

If Kennedy's not in my bed, then sh'es really wasted her post-MTV life.

Wait. You mean MTV used to show music videos??

the_rev Any discussion of MTV VJs that leaves out Martha Quinn fails miserably.

This. No Martha, and yeah JJ may be dead but at least give the man his props. And about half that list weren't really VJs, they were newsreaders and TRL hosts. There's a difference.

No Martha Quinn? No JJ Jackson (at least a mention, since he's dead), no Kurt Loder?

Fail.

dillenger69: No Kurt Loder either. I haven't watched MTV in a good 20 years. I wouldn't think he's still there.

Loder, as well a good portion of the people on this list, were never VJ's,
just talking-head hosts.

My personal fave:



So pretty. Soooooo bad.

FAIL

No Kennedy, no Dave Kendle, no Downtown Julie Brown. Did EW bother to do some research first? Half the list was chumps that hosted up to 2007.

Uh, apparently MySpace has a record label?

WTF???? What happened to all the great VJ's in the 90's like the one that went on to do the Who's Tommy on Broadway??? I thought that guy was hot. This list sux monkey balls...

DjangoStonereaver: dillenger69: No Kurt Loder either. I haven't watched MTV in a good 20 years. I wouldn't think he's still there.

Loder, as well a good portion of the people on this list, were never VJ's,
just talking-head hosts.

My personal fave:



So pretty. Soooooo bad.

Ah yes. The former Charlie girl that had her tits lopped off at 20-something because of cancer. Thank god she still has those pouty lips...

/fap

stuhayes2010: FAIL

No Kennedy, no Dave Kendle, no Downtown Julie Brown. Did EW bother to do some research first? Half the list was chumps that hosted up to 2007.

I am starting to think it was a bunch of college interns who came up with this. That in which is pissing me off. How could they leave out Adam Curry?

I was interested to see where this little finger sniffer landed.

I used to watch MTV just to catch glimpses of Martha Quinn. She defined hot/cute in the day.

Yes, I was an undersexed high school sophomore at the time, why do you ask?

I clicked through looking for Jesse Camp. Left disappointed.

Country_Goodness and Green_Peaness: I was interested to see where this little finger sniffer landed.

Holy crap I remember that guy. He seemed to be always wacked out on drugs.

I tried to look up Kennedy but all my Google searches pointed to some dude who got himself shot.

Didn't want top flip through the list, was Serena Altschul(sp) on there? I guess she was more of a news girl than VJ but good god did I get some furious masturbating done to her 30 second spots.

naturalselection: I clicked through looking for Jesse Camp. Left disappointed.

Not about to click the article, but judging from the missing names supplied by this thread, who the hell did they have in?

Fano: naturalselection: I clicked through looking for Jesse Camp. Left disappointed.

Not about to click the article, but judging from the missing names supplied by this thread, who the hell did they have in?

A bunch of Vj's from 2000 to 2007... This list had a lot of suck in it.

Kurt Loder is still on MTV. I happened to come across him giving information about Michael Jackson's death when I was flipping channels the other day.

Also, what ever happened to the homeless guy that won a VJ role or something like that? I do not remember his name, but I seem to recall he was homeless and won a contest that made him a VJ.

geekluv: Country_Goodness and Green_Peaness: I was interested to see where this little finger sniffer landed.

Holy crap I remember that guy. He seemed to be always wacked out on drugs.

I just remember the look on Dave's face when he lost to Jesse. It was like "Really? That's what you want? WTF?"

What happened to Idalis? My guess: porn.

Riki Rachtman has always been a tool. I remember he used to whine on camera when he got hate mail because headbanger's ball started playing crappy videos. He also said that "Faster Pussycat would dominate the 80's rock scene." Basically he hasn't changed at all, except now he looks like Eddie Munster.

naturalselection: I clicked through looking for Jesse Camp. Left disappointed.

From Wikipedia:

Camp held his position as an occasional TRL host for one year. When he left the series, Thalia DaCosta won the contest to replace him, who in turn was a VJ on the network for about a year. Upon leaving Camp attempted to parlay his MTV fame into a rock career under the name Jesse & the 8th Street Kidz on the Hollywood label. In late 2006, he was reportedly working at a Los Angeles-area pet supply store called Centinela Feed & Supply. In 2008 he began working for a non-profit organization called "Telefund" as a caller, raising money for non-profit liberal and progressive organizations.

So he basically went to retail and then telemarketing. Possibly because no job in their right mind would hire a goofy Salvation Army reject except if he was shoved in a cubicle for the rest of his life.

1derful: Riki Rachtman has always been a tool. I remember he used to whine on camera when he got hate mail because headbanger's ball started playing crappy videos. He also said that "Faster Pussycat would dominate the 80's rock scene." Basically he hasn't changed at all, except now he looks like Eddie Munster.

Doesn't he do a syndicated music show that focuses strictly on NASCAR? I think it's like Dee Snider's House of Hair, only much more pathetic.

/plus Dee at least can write popular songs and make money
//and pretend to be somewhat sane

blockbustarhymes: geekluv: Country_Goodness and Green_Peaness: I was interested to see where this little finger sniffer landed.

Holy crap I remember that guy. He seemed to be always wacked out on drugs.

I just remember the look on Dave's face when he lost to Jesse. It was like "Really? That's what you want? WTF?"

What happened to Idalis? My guess: porn.

When I see Dave now I am in total awe of him & somehow have the urge to fap to him. The guy that he lost to I would never fap to ever. He just gives me the creeps.

1980's
MTV = MUSICAL TELEVISED VIDEOS

2009
MTV = MUSICAL TELEVISED VIDEOS UNWATCHABLE CRAP

So, shouldn't this be called the "TUC" channel now?

Was anyone really curious about where they could find Pauly Shore?

Well Mark Goodman, Alan Hunter and Nina Blackwood have brought their MTV 80's play lists (read: No artists of color needed) to Sirius/XM. One of the many reasons I canceled my XM subscription.

XM radio was a fantastic service with a diverse selection of music and talk that was turned into a low quality ripoff. They tried to charge me a $2.00 a month invoice fee to convince me to give them a credit card number. I had prepaid for the quarter, demanded and received a refund. Invoice fee LOLZ.

where's kurt loder

Tabitha Soren is married to Michael Lewis? That's...odd.

stuhayes2010: FAIL

No Kennedy, no Dave Kendle, no Downtown Julie Brown. Did EW bother to do some research first? Half the list was chumps that hosted up to 2007.

"Where are they now" lists should not have people with "- present" in their chronology.

Just say woah

What about that annoying black chick who looked vaguely like "Chilly" from TLC?

Did she die or what?

Reading through that, it struck me how long it's been since I watched EmptyVee. I maybe recognized half of that list, all from the dim dark days of the past, before TRL.

Getting old used to be painless.

Why didn't they mention (in Nina Blackwood's update) that she was violently beaten by a pimp named Ramrod in Vice Squad? I mean, I would certainly put that item in my current resume.

Guntram Shatterhand: naturalselection: I clicked through looking for Jesse Camp. Left disappointed.

From Wikipedia:

Camp held his position as an occasional TRL host for one year. When he left the series, Thalia DaCosta won the contest to replace him, who in turn was a VJ on the network for about a year. Upon leaving Camp attempted to parlay his MTV fame into a rock career under the name Jesse & the 8th Street Kidz on the Hollywood label. In late 2006, he was reportedly working at a Los Angeles-area pet supply store called Centinela Feed & Supply. In 2008 he began working for a non-profit organization called "Telefund" as a caller, raising money for non-profit liberal and progressive organizations.

So he basically went to retail and then telemarketing. Possibly because no job in their right mind would hire a goofy Salvation Army reject except if he was shoved in a cubicle for the rest of his life.

I'm genuinely surprised that Jesse Camp didn't OD and die in a gutter somewhere.

Duff and Daisy Fuentes are on my "if I was straight" list.

Also, anyone that didn't actually host a show that played music videos isn't really a VJ.

That'll teach them for bowing to Sony Music and pushing that "king of pop" astroturf meme for Michael Jackson in 1991. Them and Bart Simpson. Corporate whores and sell-outs.

Mr. Freezey: Well Mark Goodman, Alan Hunter and Nina Blackwood have brought their MTV 80's play lists (read: No artists of color needed) to Sirius/XM. One of the many reasons I canceled my XM subscription.

Yeah, totally. I watched a ton of MTV in the mid-80s and never even heard of this Michael Jackson character until last week!

This list sucked.

Fail for no Iann Robinson

What about Jenny McCarthy and Chris Hardwick? Jenny's about the most famous (for absolutely nothing) person who ever worked at MTV. Serena Altschul is a reporter for CBS now. I think EW wanted to make sure they didn't include too many productive members of society in this list. Still doesn't explain the exclusion of Jesse, though. This list should be bookended with him and Pauly Shore.

Eric Nies starred in a reality show with other has been losers. That would've been a nice "where are they now."

DJ CLUUUE! Cluuue! Cluuee!

Dreadstar: the_rev Any discussion of MTV VJs that leaves out Martha Quinn fails miserably.

This. No Martha, and yeah JJ may be dead but at least give the man his props. And about half that list weren't really VJs, they were newsreaders and TRL hosts. There's a difference.

Jackson suffered a heart attack and died on March 17, 2004 while driving home after dining with a friend in Los Angeles. He had a daughter and two grandchildren. He was 62

Favorite MTV VJ: Kevin Seal

Kind of pathetic to see John Norris listed as being with MTV News from 1988-present.

Few things have jumped the shark as much as MTV has. It is sad to see how something so great in 80s has become what it is today.

Look to see if you get Palladia, the HD channel MTV Networks is pushing their music programming to. Watched a rather nice Futureheads half-hour as well as the Take Me Out video from Franz Ferdinand last night while idly channel-surfing.

They need a better personality, though; the way they present themselves is a bit too fragile. MTV's logo was pretty great at setting a tone for the channel, with the "TV" looking like graffiti on the big "M"; I think the crystalline butterflies they use on Palladia doom it to presenting rock as though it's classical music.

Then again, rock's not dangerous anymore, is it?

came for Martha Quinn pics
was disappointed.

i met susie at a party in east bum, ma years ago right after she won miss teen usa....cool chick then.

jyoders19: What about Jenny McCarthy and Chris Hardwick? Jenny's about the most famous (for absolutely nothing) person who ever worked at MTV. Serena Altschul is a reporter for CBS now. I think EW wanted to make sure they didn't include too many productive members of society in this list. Still doesn't explain the exclusion of Jesse, though. This list should be bookended with him and Pauly Shore.

Chris Hardwick is on G4TV. He's on Attack of the Show every now and then and has a newish show that is a horribly dull blatant tech/internet themed rip off of The Soup.

And I biatch about MTV, yet know about stuff on G4TV. I think I've failed at life.

/still fap occassionally to Suchin Pak

geekluv: have the urge to fap to him.

Schlick. The feminine of fap is "schlick."

Country_Goodness and Green_Peaness: I was interested to see where this little finger sniffer landed.

video of him now (new window)

Fail times infinity for no Serena Altschul.

westpointer: Favorite MTV VJ: Kevin Seal

Kind of pathetic to see John Norris listed as being with MTV News from 1988-present.

Few things have jumped the shark as much as MTV has. It is sad to see how something so great in 80s has become what it is today.

Kevin Seal never failed to crack me up. What's he up to now?

Kevin also played a sexual predator in Media Partners' "Let's Get Honest" sexual harassment training video.

Official Groupee Kevin Seal Fansite

Asteroth: Tabitha Soren is married to Michael Lewis? That's...odd.

I forgot how hot she was..

/drool

Scoop84: schlick

yeah know but i am too lazy to type schlick.... too many letters...

you are thinking about me doing that aren't you?

What about the bald white guy who knew about heavy metal?

charliebear: I forgot how hot she was

I couldn't believe it when I picked up "Moneyball" and realized she was married to him. Easily one of my favorite sports books ever.

Guntram Shatterhand:

From Wikipedia:

In late 2006, he was reportedly working at a Los Angeles-area pet supply store called Centinela Feed & Supply.

It is a small world, especially in Los Angeles. I use to buy dog food there around that time. I wonder if he ever rang up my kibble and help me haul it to my car.

I met Martha Quinn. She was dating my roommate's, band singer. This was about 20 years ago and all I remember was she had 2 large dogs and I think about 6 or 7 cats. She had one more, but she was such a strict vegetarian she only feed her pets vegetarian pet food. Because of that wacky diet one of her poor cats died. Nice girl, but a bit hippy-dippy back then. I have no idea what she is like now.

geekluv: you are thinking about me doing that aren't you?

No.
/yes

no mention of Jancee Dunn? i always liked her...
(on the left)

I came in here to complain about the lack of Martha Quinn, glad to see others have done the same...

List fails for not mentioning Kennedy.

Martha Quinn is a DJ on Sirius XM radio now, and she looks like this:

geekluv: Fano: naturalselection: I clicked through looking for Jesse Camp. Left disappointed.

Not about to click the article, but judging from the missing names supplied by this thread, who the hell did they have in?

A bunch of Vj's from 2000 to 2007... This list had a lot of suck in it.

Nice to know the boys at Den of Geek got summer internships.

No Ray Cokes?

What about the bald white guy who knew about heavy metal?

I was surprised he wasn't there - that's Matt Pinfield. He's the morning host of a rock station in NYC for about a year now. They brought him in to be a knowledgeable DJ who would put a more interesting mix of tunes on the air, but he hasn't. He plays the same Aerosmith and Stones tunes every other classic rock station has played to death, with an occasional newer song in there. It's somewhere down below the polka station in the ratings.

jermadem: no mention of Jancee Dunn? i always liked her...
(on the left)

Is that her mom on the right?

Marshal805: What about that annoying black chick who looked vaguely like "Chilly" from TLC?

Did she die or what?

Ananda Lewis - on wiki it looks like she hasn't done much since she left MTV. Had a talk show that lasted a year and done little stints here and there.

Jeebus
I had forgotten about the Duff chick. I was a fapping machine watching her. Good times.

Please never farking link something I have to click 15 or more times, cause I'm not going to do it and it makes me hate you.

Tad_Waxpole: Martha Quinn is a DJ on Sirius XM radio now, and she looks like this:

About what I expected, and yes, I would still hit it.

//Martha Quinn was almost the only reason I watched MTV

I'm not too proud to repeat what others have said:

No Martha Quinn = FAIL.

(Oh, and thank you, Tad_Waxpole, for that current picture. She's still cute, and I would still hit it.)

Just some faces I remember when I used to watch MTV.

What about JJ JAckson?

List fails due to no mention of Colin Quinn or Kennedy.

Wanted to be the meat in a Kennedy/ Martha sandwich.

Likes nerdy girls

Flushmonkii: DJ CLUUUE! Cluuue! Cluuee!

Cluminatti!

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

DjangoStonereaver:
My personal fave:

So pretty. Soooooo bad.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Kennedy & Suits, weeknights at 7:00 on KFI AM640 in LA (new window)

geekluv: stuhayes2010: FAIL

No Kennedy, no Dave Kendle, no Downtown Julie Brown. Did EW bother to do some research first? Half the list was chumps that hosted up to 2007.

I am starting to think it was a bunch of college interns who came up with this. That in which is pissing me off. How could they leave out Adam Curry?

Seriously, how can you leave out Curry, who has really had a huge second career in Podcasting? He, along with Leo Laporte, has had a huge influence on defining what will likely become a huge part of the future of broadcasting.

No love (pun intended) for Ed Lover and Doctor Dré?

Scoop84: geekluv: you are thinking about me doing that aren't you?

No.
/yes

I thought so

theurge14: Just some faces I remember when I used to watch MTV.

John Sencio is now on HGTV... He isn't the kind of guy I would want to schlick to though.

Nina Blackwood is a voice-over coach?

LMAO!

Seriously, most of the originals work for Sirius/XM.

/Stopped watching when they stopped playing music videos

Oh, & she's still smoking hot BTW. Even Especially in her PJ's



Her radio station blog (new window)

geekluv: WTF???? What happened to all the great VJ's in the 90's like the one that went on to do the Who's Tommy on Broadway??? I thought that guy was hot. This list sux monkey balls...

Steve Isaacs was last seen in a really short-lived band with Dave Navarro in 2007 called Panic Channel.

Country_Goodness and Green_Peaness: I was interested to see where this little finger sniffer landed.

Jesse Camp was last heard of as a telemarketer and photographer's assistant in L.A. (I've heard about the telemarketing and saw the photog assistant part first hand)

Mad_Radhu: geekluv: stuhayes2010: FAIL

No Kennedy, no Dave Kendle, no Downtown Julie Brown. Did EW bother to do some research first? Half the list was chumps that hosted up to 2007.

I am starting to think it was a bunch of college interns who came up with this. That in which is pissing me off. How could they leave out Adam Curry?

Seriously, how can you leave out Curry, who has really had a huge second career in Podcasting? He, along with Leo Laporte, has had a huge influence on defining what will likely become a huge part of the future of broadcasting.

I also got really mad when they left out Steve Isaacs the guy who went onto Who's Tommy traveling Broadway Show... When I was in elementary school I always thought about that guy having his way with me. Even now if he wanted his way with me I would still let him.

/Steve Isaacs is hotter than he was in the 90's by far....
//going into my room think about him now

rekraFlatoT: No Ray Cokes?

Wrong continent

Here's what I found while studying this subject

Simone

Carolyn Lilipaly

RevMercutio: geekluv: WTF???? What happened to all the great VJ's in the 90's like the one that went on to do the Who's Tommy on Broadway??? I thought that guy was hot. This list sux monkey balls...

Steve Isaacs was last seen in a really short-lived band with Dave Navarro in 2007 called Panic Channel.

Country_Goodness and Green_Peaness: I was interested to see where this little finger sniffer landed.

Jesse Camp was last heard of as a telemarketer and photographer's assistant in L.A. (I've heard about the telemarketing and saw the photog assistant part first hand)

yeah & now he is relocated to NYC... Hopefully he will do something & beat up MTV to its original state though it more than likely will never happen...

Remote Control had this young comedian guy once in a while, Adam something or other. Whatever happened to him?

rekraFlatoT: No Ray Cokes?

Wrong continent

Here's what I found while studying this subject

Simone

Carolyn Lilipaly

Colin Quinn ? Sucked on SNL worse than that token SNL fat dude who used to laugh at his own jokes with that SNL now-token late-night talk-show host.

Nina
Martha
Goodman

Book it, done.

LewDux: rekraFlatoT: No Ray Cokes?

Wrong continent

Here's what I found while reseaching this subject

Simone

Carolyn Lilipaly

damned unfetchable URL's!

http://www.geocities.com/carolynlilipaly/carolyn-lilipaly03.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bOfYANsZGoM/SXtIPQA2MnI/AAAAAAAABcA/ckcQQ0xQ5cs/s320/ s imoneangel_05.jpg

No Carolyn Heldman?

Zombie Hitler: Flushmonkii: DJ CLUUUE! Cluuue! Cluuee!

Cluminatti!

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Where the hell is Steve Anthony?

WhileAmericaBurns:

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Your picture, it is broken.

Also, isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

Blowmonkey: WhileAmericaBurns:

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Your picture, it is broken.

Also, isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

Let's try again. (new window) (NSFW)

WhileAmericaBurns: Let's try again. (new window) (NSFW)

Much better sir!

I remember once...must have been 1997 or 1998...Serena Altschul was doing her little 30 second news blurb and she was wearing a see through shirt with a see through bra. If you looked at it in the right light you could almost make out nipple.

It was glorious.

WhileAmericaBurns: Zombie Hitler: Flushmonkii: DJ CLUUUE! Cluuue! Cluuee!

Cluminatti!

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Not so much. The link is not hooked up to the tubes correctly.

Rubber Biscuit: WhileAmericaBurns: Zombie Hitler: Flushmonkii: DJ CLUUUE! Cluuue! Cluuee!

Cluminatti!

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Not so much. The link is not hooked up to the tubes correctly.

We've been over this. Check the corrected link I posted after.

Guntram Shatterhand: When he left the series, Thalia DaCosta won the contest to replace him

I wanted her SO BAD. I remember nipple piercings. Yummy treats.

/fark this list

geekluv: you are thinking about me doing that aren't you?

*clicks profile*

If he wasn't, I am.

blackminded: geekluv: you are thinking about me doing that aren't you?

*clicks profile*

If he wasn't, I am.

Seconded.

WhileAmericaBurns: Rubber Biscuit: WhileAmericaBurns: Zombie Hitler: Flushmonkii: DJ CLUUUE! Cluuue! Cluuee!

Cluminatti!

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Not so much. The link is not hooked up to the tubes correctly.

We've been over this. Check the corrected link I posted after.

I confirm that the new link works now.

That list SUCKED. Are there any better lists out there?

I so remember watching MTV when it first came out. I'm pretty sure I stopped watching for videos after HS, but I loved watching Beavis and Butthead. After they were off the air, I have never watched MTV again. It's the TRL POP/CRAP/RAP channel.

Ruffian: Remote Control had this young comedian guy once in a while, Adam something or other. Whatever happened to him?

He and the other comedian hack character (some irish bloke) disappeared into irrelevance behind the bright shining star of Colin Quinn.

/assuming anybody remembers that Denis Leary was on Remote Control too.

How come they didn't mention the gay jackoff video that Simon Rex was in?

poot_rootbeer: How come they didn't mention the gay jackoff video that Simon Rex was in?

Who wants to remember that?

It's not MTV but goddamn I had a crush on her. (new window)

Blowmonkey: isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

depends on your definition, she's not a democrat. I think she classifies herself as a libertarian.

naugahyde monkey: Blowmonkey: isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

depends on your definition, she's not a democrat. I think she classifies herself as a libertarian.

IIRC, Kennedy's brand of whaaaargaaaarble was the "Hey look at me, I'm so quirky and wierd" type. She could be nice to look at but I always wanted to stuff her mouth with a ballgag.

xombie_a_go_go: List fails due to no mention of Colin Quinn or Kennedy.

Wanted to be the meat in a Kennedy/ Martha sandwich.

Likes nerdy girls

What?

the_rev: Wait a minute. Back. The fcuck. Up.

Any discussion of MTV VJs that leaves out Martha Quinn fails miserably. I clicked through all 18 of those to see her. My disappointment is palpable.

THISTHISTHIS

dillenger69: I wouldn't think he's still there.

He is. Scary part is he's 64.

charliebear: Asteroth: Tabitha Soren is married to Michael Lewis? That's...odd.

I forgot how hot she was..

/drool

Tabitha Sore-end



/I wonder what happened to these guys.

rickycal78:

IIRC, Kennedy's brand of whaaaargaaaarble was the "Hey look at me, I'm so quirky and wierd" type. She could be nice to look at but I always wanted to stuff her mouth with a ballgag.


*pictures it in my head*
I'll be in my bunk.

Go Fast Turn Left: blackminded: geekluv: you are thinking about me doing that aren't you?

*clicks profile*

If he wasn't, I am.

Seconded.

Why hello!

May I spooge on your face: charliebear: Asteroth: Tabitha Soren is married to Michael Lewis? That's...odd.

I forgot how hot she was..

/drool

Tabitha Sore-end



/I wonder what happened to these guys.

I miss Beavis as Cornholio

No Idalis either

What is that on the head of John Norris?

Came for Martha Quinn. (Then I cleaned myself off.)

No one has mentioned Randy of The Redwoods.

GratuityIncluded: What is that on the head of John Norris?

probably a really bad wig... seriously that cannot be his real hair... I think it maybe the fun of a Tribble from Star Trek...

Ah, Daisy Fuentes...the only woman who could make me watch Spanish language television in the early 90s (she was on Hispanic MTV, whatever that was called - dios mio, she was smokin' hot. Faptacular!)

She's also the only woman who could ever get me to watch America's Funniest Home videos. I miss her so.

alaric3: Came for Martha Quinn. (Then I cleaned myself off.)

No one has mentioned Randy of The Redwoods.

I think he's more known for Arli$$ than he is for Randy of the Redwoods.

from 2002.

If we wanna count other non-DJ folks:

"Jimmy the Cabby"

What Donal Logue is most known for.

GratuityIncluded: What is that on the head of John Norris?

John Norris has always been a tad goofy.

Tad_Waxpole: Martha Quinn is a DJ on Sirius XM radio now, and she looks like this:

I'd still stuff her muffin, but then I'm old too.

RevMercutio:

If we wanna count other non-DJ folks:

"Jimmy the Cabby"

What Donal Logue is most known for.


He was pretty awesome on the second season of Life, too.

Always wondered if that coont Kennedy ever got punched in the face for being such a farking smartassed douchebag...
God, I wanted to shiat on her for soooooo long.


"Look at me - I'm a biatch!"

Johnny Chicago: Always wondered if that coont Kennedy ever got punched in the face for being such a farking smartassed douchebag...
God, I wanted to shiat on her for soooooo long.


"Look at me - I'm a biatch!"

The station is on I "heart" radio... now go and rekindle the love.

Frank Flopsmack: Fail times infinity for no Serena Altschul.

I remember the first time I saw Serena Altschul on MTV News I said to myself "holy crap it's that one chick from Channel One who has that same facial expression at all times". By looking at that picture it appears after all these years she still hasn't added any new facial expressions to her repertoire.

No Chrysalis?

WhileAmericaBurns: Also, isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

Nah, she's conservative.


And what's up with all the Martha Quinn love(shiver)? A snotty rich kid with barely average looks.

Her mom is Jane Bryant Quinn, the financial advisor.

oh mtv how you ruined the media form you farking invented. Good job.

anyone feel like they should step away from music all together and pretend like 1981-2000 never happened?

I think there were only four actual VJ's in that whole article. With a few originals left out.

Johnny Chicago:
God, I wanted to shiat on her for soooooo long.

Be careful what you say, she might actually get turned on by that.

serena altschul is the one who helped tucker max get into theatres. just saying...before you want to talk about how much you love her.

/GRRRRR

I canceled by XM subscription when it merged with Sirius as there were too many ex-MTV VJs on the air. I paid for no talk, not to hear Martha Quinn or Nina Blackwood. I mean, it is great they can still find work, but I have moved on from my early 80's days. But not my 80's music.:-)

WhileAmericaBurns: Blowmonkey: WhileAmericaBurns:

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Your picture, it is broken.

Also, isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

Let's try again. (new window) (NSFW)

Yeah, that's the one. Jesus, I can't believe that used to be enough.

'I still love music,' the 42-year-old says. 'I like the new Grizzly Bear record.

OK sexy old lady, that is pretty cool of you go on...

Taylor Swift is an amazing songwriter.'

FUUUU

Duff and Tabitha for me. Duff always seemed to be a pretty together girl, as well as being hot, but Tabitha was a guilty pleasure, since she read the news with about as much emotion and inflection as a wax mannequin. I always had the feeling that Kurt Loder just wanted to backhand her sometimes.

Should I feel old that I don't know most of those? Just remember the first 5

Did someone finally tell Tabitha Soren who the loneliest monk is?

Ooops, need to check in preview more often.

Tad_Waxpole: Martha Quinn is a DJ on Sirius XM radio now, and she looks like this:

Oh, Good God! Who is this woman and what did she do with mousy, sweet little Martha Quinn? If only she had pulled this look out while she was still at MTV instead of the dorkette bangs, I would have forgotten about Nina Blackwood.

What kind of unholly allances did she and Susanna Hoffs enter so they could look they way they do at 50? They're still killing kittens the way they did 20 years ago.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090701/Riki-Rachtman_l.jpg

Seriously, WTF? Trailer Park Boys meets Miami Vice?

Zombie Hitler: WhileAmericaBurns: Blowmonkey: WhileAmericaBurns:

Where is the picture of Kennedy naked on the horse, or elephant, or hippo? I can't remember the animal.

Donkey. (new window) (NSFW)

Your picture, it is broken.

Also, isn't kennedy one of the whaaargaaarbler's?

Let's try again. (new window) (NSFW)

Yeah, that's the one. Jesus, I can't believe that used to be enough.

Enough for what?

Johnny Chicago: Always wondered if that coont Kennedy ever got punched in the face for being such a farking smartassed douchebag...
God, I wanted to shiat on her for soooooo long.


"Look at me - I'm a biatch!"

She now co-hosts a show on KFI in Los Angeles with Bryan Suits, and they call it "Kennedy & Suits" (listen online at kfi640.com from 7 to 10 PM PST). Suits is an atheist in contrast to her Christian sensibilities, so you might hear them passionately disagree about something from time to time. One issue they argued about was legalizing the sale of organs. Kennedy, who's against it, at one point tried to use the fact that she had a degree in philosophy from UCLA to one-up Suits. She demanded, "How many philosophy degrees do you have?", to which Suits snarkily responded, "Three, as a matter of fact." Good times.

alaric3: Came for Martha Quinn. (Then I cleaned myself off.)

No one has mentioned Randy of The Redwoods.

Didn't MTV "run" him as a Presidental candidate in 1988? Like that guy who used to work on Laugh-In who ran every time. I remember watching one those seemingly endless behind the scenes at MTV shows where that hoser John Norris remarked about how MTV wanted to throw themselves into the 1992 race, instead of making fun of it. Thus, we got the famous "Boxers or Briefs" apperance by Bill Clinton on MTV. I know that helped him greatly. Don't forget, at one time, it was Bill Clinton who was the fresh face of the Democratic Party and was compared to JFK. So long ago....


Fun Dumpster 2009-07-06 11:25:14 AM
jyoders19: What about Jenny McCarthy and Chris Hardwick? Jenny's about the most famous (for absolutely nothing) person who ever worked at MTV. Serena Altschul is a reporter for CBS now. I think EW wanted to make sure they didn't include too many productive members of society in this list. Still doesn't explain the exclusion of Jesse, though. This list should be bookended with him and Pauly Shore.

Chris Hardwick is on G4TV. He's on Attack of the Show every now and then and has a newish show that is a horribly dull blatant tech/internet themed rip off of The Soup.


Ugh.....Web Soup is just terrible and I foolishly watch it every week thinking it will get better, but it doesn't.

MTV VJs ain't got shiat on MuchMusics Amanda Walsh. Mmm... I'll be in my bunk.

That list was 13 entries too long, and one shy of the person who really mattered: