He's going to be in it? I heard they're moving this into another canon, so he doesn't exist but Adrian Zmed does..and still has a career doing Bachelor Party 5 or something.

Mmmm ... Heather Locklear in a cop uniform.

Chris Pine, call your agent.

That would kill Shatner for good.

I saw a video parody of Rescue 911 once. Information 411. A Shatner imitator, operators, actors, interviews, etc, recreating the story of a guy who had to buy something, didn't remember the name of the store, whatever. Done in the style of the Rescue 911 episodes.

TJ Hooker just wouldn't be the same with out The Man and his patented Shatner Pause.

Guntram Shatterhand: I heard they're moving this into another canon, so he doesn't exist

A universe without Shatner? I can't abide by that.

"Hollywood is Out of Ideas ... (insert half assed punchline here)"

Seems to me that either mods or practically everyone who posts on this site is out of ideas too.

Same headlines. Same WHARGARBL religion/MJ bashing/"get off my lawn" worked over lukewarm "Old News is SO MUCH FUN" postings ...

*sigh* this used to be a good site ...

qsblues: *sigh* this used to be a good site ...

Wow, somebody biatching about cliches. Haven't heard that one before. Seriously, get some new material, because I'm getting sick of the same old comments. You trolls are clearly out of ideas.

qsblues: "Hollywood is Out of Ideas ... (insert half assed punchline here)"

Seems to me that either mods or practically everyone who posts on this site is out of ideas too.

Same headlines. Same WHARGARBL religion/MJ bashing/"get off my lawn" worked over lukewarm "Old News is SO MUCH FUN" postings ...

*sigh* this used to be a good site ...

Can I have all your stuff when you leave?

qsblues: "Hollywood is Out of Ideas ... (insert half assed punchline here)"

Seems to me that either mods or practically everyone who posts on this site is out of ideas too.

Same headlines. Same WHARGARBL religion/MJ bashing/"get off my lawn" worked over lukewarm "Old News is SO MUCH FUN" postings ...

*sigh* this used to be a good site ...

I liked this site before it was cool to like this site.

t3knomanser: Wow, somebody biatching about cliches. Haven't heard that one before. Seriously, get some new material, because I'm getting sick of the same old comments. You trolls are clearly out of ideas.

It's so cliched to complain about people who complain about cliches. And few things are more cliched that Farkers complaining that this site "isn't like it used to be." I first read that one in 2002.

I also like that Keyboard Cat.

ahnuts: qsblues: "Hollywood is Out of Ideas ... (insert half assed punchline here)"

Seems to me that either mods or practically everyone who posts on this site is out of ideas too.

Same headlines. Same WHARGARBL religion/MJ bashing/"get off my lawn" worked over lukewarm "Old News is SO MUCH FUN" postings ...

*sigh* this used to be a good site ...

I liked this site before it was cool to like this site.

I'm going to like this site after it's no longer cool to like this site, but no longer like it once it becomes retro-cool.

CarnySaur:

I'm going to like this site after it's no longer cool to like this site, but no longer like it once it becomes retro-cool.

Wow, that is exactly what happened to my couch.

simpsonfan: I saw a video parody of Rescue 911 once. Information 411. A Shatner imitator, operators, actors, interviews, etc, recreating the story of a guy who had to buy something, didn't remember the name of the store, whatever. Done in the style of the Rescue 911 episodes.

TJ Hooker just wouldn't be the same with out The Man and his patented Shatner Pause.

It was on the Ben Stiller Show. Andy Dick was the customer and Jeneane Garofolo was the operator. He was looking for clogs, if I remember correctly.

So, Dick Richie finally gets the spotlight?

Hollywood ... is full ... of ... MAGGOTS!

Sorry, I forgot that this is where the same people who watch Star Trek reruns in their parents' basements hang out and hang out and talk about the same 14 things over and over.

Megan Fox is so HOT!
What? No new Dr. Who shows?
Transformers 2 was AWESOME!

//SLASHIES

Oh, and HOLLYWOOD IS OUT OF IDEAS! BABYLON 5; THE NEVERENDING STORY next on the big screen!

qsblues: Sorry, I forgot that this is where the same people who watch Star Trek reruns in their parents' basements hang out and hang out and talk about the same 14 things over and over.

Megan Fox is so HOT!
What? No new Dr. Who shows?
Transformers 2 was AWESOME!

//SLASHIES

Oh, and HOLLYWOOD IS OUT OF IDEAS! BABYLON 5; THE NEVERENDING STORY next on the big screen!

I know I'm supposed to feel hurt and ashamed from the scorching burn you just laid down, but all I can think of is how awesome a well-done Babylon 5 movie would be.

qsblues: Sorry, I forgot that this is where the same people who watch Star Trek reruns in their parents' basements hang out and hang out and talk about the same 14 things over and over.

Megan Fox is so HOT!
What? No new Dr. Who shows?
Transformers 2 was AWESOME!

//SLASHIES

Oh, and HOLLYWOOD IS OUT OF IDEAS! BABYLON 5; THE NEVERENDING STORY next on the big screen!

This is totally unfair. With YouTube, you can watch Star Trek reruns pretty much on your phone anywhere nowadays. But the signal is terrible in Mom's basement.

Shia Lebouf and Megan Fox as the stars?

Mike Bay directing?

Broktun

zarberg: Mmmm ... Heather Locklear in a cop uniform. undercover as a stripper.

FTFY

buckeyebrain: zarberg: Mmmm ... Heather Locklear in a cop uniform. undercover as a stripper.

FTFY

Nothing wrong with stripper, but some of us have strange little fantasies. One of mine is a really hot curvy woman in a cop uniform "arresting" me.

qsblues: "Hollywood is Out of Ideas ... (insert half assed punchline here)"

Seems to me that either mods or practically everyone who posts on this site is out of ideas too.

Same headlines. Same WHARGARBL religion/MJ bashing/"get off my lawn" worked over lukewarm "Old News is SO MUCH FUN" postings ...

*sigh* this used to be a good site ...

ohhh things are so much different now than Account created: 2008-07-27 19:58:07

Niiiiice

farbekrieg: ohhh things are so much different now than Account created: 2008-07-27 19:58:07

Niiiiice

You win the "Colombo" award Poindexter! No possibility of another account created before then, huh?

Powers of deduction are nothing short of AMAZING!

I'm shocked, SHOCKED that you would allegate such a thing ...

Mom's got your jammies out of the dryer ... time to go change the sheets now ...

qsblues: You win the "Colombo" award Poindexter!

Does that mean they get a yogurt?

CarnySaur: Does that mean they get a yogurt?

Yes, he does. He gets the special kind with the candy sprinkles. If he's a good boy, he can get the official "Transformers" yogurt to match his footy pajammies that Mom just washed for him.

I hope it dies on the back burner like the awful resurrection of Magnum PI has/should.

//as Roger Mosley said, "There's Only One Magnum P.I., And His Name Is Tom Selleck" much as TJ Hooker is Shatner
///slated for release in 2010
/hope it rots on the shelf

CarnySaur: qsblues: You win the "Colombo" award Poindexter!

Does that mean they get a yogurt?

why not kojak, he gets no respect, plus telly prefered lollipops... children

without Heather that show would have been canceled after 2 eps

Headline: Hollywood is out of ideas: "T.J. Hooker" headed to big-screen. Shatner already complaining his cameo the screen isn't big enough

FTFY

headline writer are out of ideas...

writers
/FU preview!

Not being within the obsessively coveted 15-25 age range (hell, nor even the slightly less coveted 25-35 age range) I'm not blind to the fact that Hollywood studios don't need (or particularly want) my movie-going dollar, but shiat like this has GOT to eventually drive away enough of the members of those two age ranges to make production chiefs at least momentarily second guess themselves over greenlighting pabulum like this, right?

/seen 3 (major) Hollywood-studio-produced/distributed films in so far this year.

2 more than during the entirety of last year.

Might see "Avatar" (if its playing in the local 3-D-projection-equipped theater where I just saw "UP" last weekend).

Want!

qsblues: "Hollywood is Out of Ideas ... (insert half assed punchline here)"

Seems to me that either mods or practically everyone who posts on this site is out of ideas too.

Same headlines. Same WHARGARBL religion/MJ bashing/"get off my lawn" worked over lukewarm "Old News is SO MUCH FUN" postings ...

*sigh* this used to be a good site ...


You don't like it? Leave. At the very least do the rest of us the favor of shutting the fark up.

...in THEATERS so far this year.

Exchange the comma with a period, too.

zarberg: Nothing wrong with stripper, but some of us have strange little fantasies. One of mine is a really hot curvy woman in a cop uniform "arresting" me.

Oh, yeah. Pretty common fantasy, that. I never said she didn't look hot in the cop uniform, either. She really was the only reason to watch that dreck. We definitely need a Locklear cameo if this film is going to get off the ground.

HellblazerPrime: You don't like it? Leave. At the very least do the rest of us the favor of shutting the fark up.

Born and raised in Alabama, but I am not a redneck or a Republican.

The Voice of Reason speaks ...

So when is "Manimal" coming out?

sad_freaks: So when is "Manimal" coming out?

Fingers crossed for the "Automan" movie.

EdVenture: Fingers crossed for the "Automan" movie.

They'd probably get Michael Winslow to play Cursor.

EdVenture: sad_freaks: So when is "Manimal" coming out?

Fingers crossed for the "Automan" movie.

I'm holding out for "Street Hawk", myself.

HOOKERS A GOOD COP!

HellblazerPrime: EdVenture: sad_freaks: So when is "Manimal" coming out?

Fingers crossed for the "Automan" movie.

I'm holding out for "Street Hawk", myself.

Manimal? Automan? STREET HAWK??

Oh, I love you guys. I really do. I'm having an '80s flashback right now. But we have to throw in Airwolf as well. Because that would ROCK.

That said, isn't T.J. Hooker a bad idea right now? Even if they got Shatner to play the role, the show was nothing but really awful tripe. It could only exist in the '80s because the worldview was so simple: cops = good. Old cop knows everything. Everything that seems to be right-wing propaganda. And Shatner hammed it up so it was just even more insane. I don't see how it could work unless it was a comedy, ala the movie version of Dragnet.

But if we're bringing back Shatner, bring back Zmed. Come on, the man hasn't worked in anything more high profile than a Jack-in-the-Box for decades now.

HellblazerPrime: EdVenture: sad_freaks: So when is "Manimal" coming out?

Fingers crossed for the "Automan" movie.

I'm holding out for "Street Hawk", myself.

And Highwayman and the Man from Atlantis.
*crosses fingers*

simpsonfan: I saw a video parody of Rescue 911 once. Information 411. A Shatner imitator, operators, actors, interviews, etc, recreating the story of a guy who had to buy something, didn't remember the name of the store, whatever. Done in the style of the Rescue 911 episodes.

There was also the one on John Lovitz's cartoon, The Critic:
"Tonight ... a special episode ... of ... Rescue ... 9-1-1 ... featuring ... calls from ... the home of ... actor ... James Caan.
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!"

HellblazerPrime: EdVenture: sad_freaks: So when is "Manimal" coming out?

Fingers crossed for the "Automan" movie.

I'm holding out for "Street Hawk", myself.

This list is not complete with "The Fall Guy", "Riptide" or, everyone's fave, "Magnum, P.I."

Came here for Heather Locklear photos... the other reason to watch TJ Hooker that TFA forgot about. Now leaving disappointed.

Not even a photo of Shatner on the hood of a car. just people arguing about the headline.

leadmetal: Came here for Heather Locklear photos... the other reason to watch TJ Hooker that TFA forgot about. Now leaving disappointed.

Not even a photo of Shatner on the hood of a car. just people arguing about the headline.

Why settle for a photo?

Hold on tight (new window)

Mind_Crash: So, Dick Richie finally gets the spotlight?

Well don't just sit there! Shoot him!