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Have they checked Sandy Berger's pants?

Sandy "the Burglar" Burger knows. But it will cost you some big bucks.

Apparently the National Archives aren't good at archiving stuff.

"moon" photo's?

o.O

I have the notice to the Army about Abe Lincon...




RIP Honest Abe

ebay?

On a completely unrelated note, my ebay account NotStolenGoods198 is selling at least four new items.

justonefrog: ebay?

Probably not there right now, but probably have been or will be. This sort of thing goes on all the time.

SharkTrager: Have they checked Sandy Berger's pants?

LiteWerk: Sandy "the Burglar" Burger knows. But it will cost you some big bucks.

Disturbing that two Farkers knew about her of the top of my head, and I had to google her. Truly nothing is obscure here.

Or for a better profit, this guy:

SharkTrager: Have they checked Sandy Berger's pants?

winnar!

Might want to ask Sandy Burger.

What about all those missing Dr Who episodes??
That's the REAL loss to the world.

The trolling on 'Sandee Buergur' is already strong.

Alright, everybody check under their sofa cushions ...

Have they tried contacting Nicholas Cage? He may notice a pattern.

Oznog: What about all those missing Dr Who episodes??
That's the REAL loss to the world.

Don't forget the missing MST3K episodes from season K!

Anyone mention Sandy Berger yet?

/hot like Sandy Berger's pants

Someone should call these guys...

Well, some things are better left lost. It's going to be awkward if the Emancipation Retraction surfaces.

They're in a safe [Locked - Very Hard] in a tunnel under the city. I'll get 'em for ya, but it'll cost you some caps.

It should be pointed out that Mr. Sandy Burger was a part of the Clinton administration, so perhaps the Clintons would know something.

Let's try that again

SharkTrager: Have they checked Sandy Berger's pants?

I'm sure the Bush appointees running the archive will get right on that.

I used to visit the Archives several evenings a week, and on Saturdays, for years doing research on Civil War pensions and census listings. This was before they eliminated those extra hours (a real blow to researchers who work full-time jobs).

When I would check out at the front desk, the scrutinization of my bags/backpacks, briefcases, etc. was quite erratic. While some of the guards were thorough and professional, others were so distracted gossiping with each other, or chatting on their cellphones, that they barely flipped through my stuff. Had I wanted to steal something it would have been quite easy, mostly by monitoring the guard-posting patterns to see when the apathetic slackers were on duty.

furiousxgeorge: Apparently the National Archives aren't good at archiving stuff.

or maybe it's like the 9/11 flag; and some rich folks absconded with them because that's what they do, and have always done.

I hope nobody stole the never released Poor Richard's Kama Sutra or the casing for the missile that shot down Roberto Clemente.

I blame Obama.

That guy at ATS has it.

you know the one...

Weigard: I hope nobody stole the never released Poor Richard's Kama Sutra or the casing for the missile that shot down Roberto Clemente.

*snicker*... Poor Richard´s Kama Sutra.

+1 to you, sir.

There's an archive in my pants

Not only were they moon photos, these were the photos prior to being doctored. Now everyone will know all the Apollo landings were faked, from a soundstage at Norton Air Force base.

/very subtle and obscure

Nuno311: The trolling on 'Sandee Buergur' is already strong.

Referencing a politician caught with documents he smuggled out of the National Archive in his pants isn't exactly trolling.

/amused that people see such an obvious joke as partisan

I'm an archivist professionally, and I sent this story out all over. It's very worrisome that the national center for government documents is not following basic archival procedure - document control, researcher observation, ect.

A suspect wearing Ledoux's Hockey Mask, Reilly's Rangers Combat Armor, and wielding a Railway Rifle was seen leaving the premises shortly before the items were noticed missing. The only witness to the crime, a self-proclaimed treasure hunter by the name of Sydney, was found dead at the scene. More on this story as it develops.

Thakh: Or for a better profit, this guy:

Nice. I was coming here to make a joke about Lincoln's Repeater.

They'll find the dummy when he/she tries to sell the stuff on Craigslist.

Streetlamp.

Damn Fallout 3 jokes already done. Damn it!

Disturbing that two Farkers knew about her of the top of my head, and I had to google her.

I think you may have got the wrong results from Google.

Kevin5280: Disturbing that two Farkers knew about her of the top of my head, and I had to google her.

I think you may have got the wrong results from Google.

I thought that too but didn't want to say anything. I figured it would be addressed.

Wanted for questioning...

SharkTrager: Nuno311: The trolling on 'Sandee Buergur' is already strong.

Referencing a po litician caught with documents he smuggled out of the National Archive in his pants isn't exactly trolling.

/amused that people see such an obvious joke as partisan

/Amused that morans cant spell the person's name (or even know said person's GENDER)
//"Your" a buzzkill.
///'Chandi Burrgir' should be in jail for life - and his pants "searched" daily.

From TFA: "Some were stolen by researchers or Archives employees. Others simply disappeared without a trace."

That statement is profoundly moronic.

Thakh: Or for a better profit, this guy:

i was hoping to see some fallout3. ty

No Carmen Sandiego reference? I'm dismayed.

I would still like to know where JFKs brain is and how they lost that.