Useless w/o pics

Yeah. Pics or STFU

Abigail L. Keller, 27



Might be her. The one on the left is one Abby Keller of Des Moines found here.

She looks like she's be fun to hang out with. She sure has a perty mouth

One mistake about mooning, and you're fired? It's not like she shot an unarmed suspect or the like.

It doesn't matter; sharp elbows... she has them.

tits ass or gtfo.

The Just For Laughs prank show often has guys pretending to be Montreal police officers while wearing assless pants, women's lingerie from the waist down, and just tighty whiteys. The reactions of the motorists who think they've been stopped for a ticket are rather amusing but they don't seem too upset. This woman should move to Canada.

Cop on MySpace?

Social networking DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

Fired for a picture?

Meanwhile in NYC you can ramp a lamp up a Haitian's ass and get put on paid leave.

She should have just shot/assaulted a minority without cause. She would be promoted within the year.

hosalabad: Fired for a picture?

Meanwhile in NYC you can ramp a lamp up a Haitian's ass and get put on paid leave.

Well, sure. One involves beating brown people criminals, the other involves someone thinking your immoral. Which do you think the cops will prefer?

SherKhan: The one on the left is one Abby Keller of Des Moines found here.

East Des Moines=urban redneck heaven.

Some of the gals are all right looking, but some aren't. A good number of the men look like they would crush your skull for a carton of cigs.

My cousin is engaged to a cop who had some saucy pictures of herself on MySpace, including one of her in garters with her police uniform (shiat was smokin). I was helping him pick between 2 girls he could date, and it came down to their MySpace account. One was another gorgeous pre school teacher, but she just had a kid. I told him to send the cop a message on MySpace about a year and a half ago, now he's marrying her in a $19,000 wedding at the MGM Grand in August.

/What's really funny is that my cousin is about as shady as it gets, has gang tattoos on his arm, has asked me to help him dispose of body parts before
//Odd couple if one ever existed
///biatch is hot though

AirForceVet: One mistake about mooning, and you're fired? It's not like she shot an unarmed suspect or the like.

For that you get promoted.

Article is useless.

It always disturbed me that buttocks is plural.

D_Evans45: My cousin is engaged to a cop who had some saucy pictures of herself on MySpace, including one of her in garters with her police uniform (shiat was smokin). I was helping him pick between 2 girls he could date, and it came down to their MySpace account. One was another gorgeous pre school teacher, but she just had a kid. I told him to send the cop a message on MySpace about a year and a half ago, now he's marrying her in a $19,000 wedding at the MGM Grand in August.

/What's really funny is that my cousin is about as shady as it gets, has gang tattoos on his arm, has asked me to help him dispose of body parts before
//Odd couple if one ever existed
///biatch is hot though

I do that all the time, except it involves a barbecue and the parts usually aren't human.

D_Evans45: /What's really funny is that my cousin is about as shady as it gets, has gang tattoos on his arm, has asked me to help him dispose of body parts before

Snitch.

there must not be any shortage of haitian ass is new york, as foe des moines, it sounds like some sort of jealousy issue. at least i haven't seen anything that looks unsuitable

CtrlAltDelete: It always disturbed me that buttocks is plural.

If it were singular, you'd have a hard time taking a dump.

D_Evans45:

//Odd couple if one ever existed

Sitcom for a new generation:

One's an uptight law enforcement officer, sworn to uphold order and protect the citizenry. The other's a lovable gaffe making slob of a spree killer. When Cupid brings them together, they find themselves married and hilarity ensues. CSI:Odd Couple. CBS Wednesday evenings at 8:00, 7:00 central.

Donnchadha: If it were singular, you'd have a hard time taking a dump.

"Butt" and "ass" are singular, referring to the region. "Buttocks", plural, seems unnecessarily superfluous, like someone saying "he hit me right in my pectorals!" instead of "he hit me right in the chest!"

CtrlAltDelete:

It always disturbed me that buttocks is plural.

Half-assed thing to get disturbed about.

AirForceVet: One mistake about mooning, and you're fired? It's not like she shot an unarmed suspect or the like.

they get medals for the latter

CtrlAltDelete: Donnchadha: If it were singular, you'd have a hard time taking a dump.

"Butt" and "ass" are singular, referring to the region. "Buttocks", plural, seems unnecessarily superfluous, like someone saying "he hit me right in my pectorals!" instead of "he hit me right in the chest!"

How, without using the word "buttocks", would one construct sentences relating to this particular region that employ the word "betwixt", as in "he inserted his ____ ____ betwixt her supple yet firm ____"?

Donnchadha: CtrlAltDelete: It always disturbed me that buttocks is plural.

If it were singular, you'd have a hard time taking a dump.



I've got two. Doesn't everybody?

moof: "he inserted his ____ ____ betwixt her supple yet firm ____"?

He inserted his fourteen raviolies betwixt her supple yet firm telephone.

Why do articles like this never have the relevant farking pics to go with them?

Pisses me off.

SherKhan: Abigail L. Keller, 27



Might be her. The one on the left is one Abby Keller of Des Moines found here.

professional ugly league?

The Altoona PD has always been kind of uptight, but then you go see that the Chief of Police for the Des Moines PD is a lesbian and everyone is fine with that. Sort of balances out.

Trik:

professional ugly league?

Not glamourous doesn't mean ugly to me.

Mmmmmm....yeahhhh.....toona

CtrlAltDelete: moof: "he inserted his ____ ____ betwixt her supple yet firm ____"?

He inserted his fourteen raviolies betwixt her supple yet firm telephone.

Oh yes, phone sex mad libs. Fun for all.

"Ooooh, yes, I love your great, big, throbbing art collection. Oooooh, yeah baby, it's so alphabetized."

What I'm thinking is why couldn't they just give her a warning? You know, and ask or even demand they she remove the offending pix.

/is she really unfit to be a cop because of some suggestive pix???

SherKhan: Abigail L. Keller, 27



Might be her. The one on the left is one Abby Keller of Des Moines found here.

Her face, specifically her chin structure leads me to believe that, yes, she is a cop.

Came here for cop buttocks pics... leaving disappointed.

I was disappointed that this wasn't in PA.

But this article was horribly written and confusing as hell. It's not even clear what actually did transpire.

I know there's going to be an onslaught of "If this is the job you want, you can't do _____, that's just the way it is" ... but if she did in fact take down this (illegal?) photo before she was even hired, are the other bar pictures still not ok?

I really hate this double standard we use for cops, teachers, and the like, where stuff that they do that is perfectly legal will get them fired.

AmazingRuss: Donnchadha: CtrlAltDelete: It always disturbed me that buttocks is plural.

If it were singular, you'd have a hard time taking a dump.



I've got two. Doesn't everybody?

Everyone who isn't from France does.



/My gis-fu is weak today. I can't find the relevant scene. Probably couldn't post it to nouveau-Fark anyway.

LiteWerk: What I'm thinking is why couldn't they just give her a warning? You know, and ask or even demand they she remove the offending pix.

/is she really unfit to be a cop because of some suggestive pix???

In the current economy, if you want to keep your job, I'd suggest that you straighten up and fly right. There's hundreds if not thousands of people waiting to take your place.

No longer is your job a place to express yourself, and whatever you do in your private life should remain private (e.g. don't post it on facebook).

Is this fair? No, it's not. But it is reality.

In other words, suck it up, snowflake, you ain't special after all.

dead_dangler: In the current economy, if you want to keep your job, I'd suggest that you straighten up and fly right. There's hundreds if not thousands of people waiting to take your place.

No longer is your job a place to express yourself, and whatever you do in your private life should remain private (e.g. don't post it on facebook).

Is this fair? No, it's not. But it is reality.

Just because someone can do something, doesn't mean they should. I am ld enough to remember how life was before 14.4k modems turned half of our population into internet attention whores. But now, there is a whole generation who thought they would be 21 forever and made public some things they shouldn't have. Should someone be able to post pictures of themselves drunkenly running around the town square with a lit roman candle stuck up their ass? I suppose, but they shouldn't be amazed at the consequences that can occur if someone sees it and reacts adversely.

CtrlAltDelete: moof: "he inserted his ____ ____ betwixt her supple yet firm ____"?

He inserted his fourteen raviolies betwixt her supple yet firm telephone.

Donnchadha: D_Evans45: My cousin is engaged to a cop who had some saucy pictures of herself on MySpace, including one of her in garters with her police uniform (shiat was smokin). I was helping him pick between 2 girls he could date, and it came down to their MySpace account. One was another gorgeous pre school teacher, but she just had a kid. I told him to send the cop a message on MySpace about a year and a half ago, now he's marrying her in a $19,000 wedding at the MGM Grand in August.

/What's really funny is that my cousin is about as shady as it gets, has gang tattoos on his arm, has asked me to help him dispose of body parts before
//Odd couple if one ever existed
///biatch is hot though

I do that all the time, except it involves a barbecue and the parts usually aren't human.

I did that yesterday.
When I'm eating breasts, I try not to swallow.

I'm curious - did MySpace and their ilk actually create the insane levels of idiocy we're seeing every day, or merely highlight it?

dead_dangler: LiteWerk: What I'm thinking is why couldn't they just give her a warning? You know, and ask or even demand they she remove the offending pix.

/is she really unfit to be a cop because of some suggestive pix???

In the current economy, if you want to keep your job, I'd suggest that you straighten up and fly right. There's hundreds if not thousands of people waiting to take your place.

No longer is your job a place to express yourself, and whatever you do in your private life should remain private (e.g. don't post it on facebook).

Is this fair? No, it's not. But it is reality.

In other words, suck it up, snowflake, you ain't special after all.

Well, yes, I do agree with you. You made a very valid point that people need to remember.

Gurlugon:
Social networking DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

FTFY

I got stopped by a lady cop in my auto mobile.

I see myspace isn't just about teen girls showing off their bodies, but adults too!

She said get out and spead your legs. And then she tried to cop a feel.

George_Spelvin: Came here for cop buttocks pics... leaving disappointed.

She should go work in Connecticut...

/approves
//well, he probably would if he were alive

SherKhan: Abigail L. Keller, 27



Might be her. The one on the left is one Abby Keller of Des Moines found here.

Don't worry boys, the only way a male will ever see her buttocks is in photos.


/ Yup, I got Gaydar!

Stay Cool Babylon: I'm curious - did MySpace and their ilk actually create the insane levels of idiocy we're seeing every day, or merely highlight it?

People have a tendency to do stupid things, especially when they're young and errr... stupid. The MySpace culture seems to have made it "cool" to publicly post evidence of this stupidity.

It's one thing to do something stupid. It's quite another thing to be so proud of doing something stupid that you post it for the entire world to see.

I certainly wouldn't deny someone a job because they did something dumb when they were young (with reason of course). I might, however, deny someone a job if I felt they lacked the discretion and common sense to not draw attention to this fact.

SherKhan: Abigail L. Keller, 27

That's gotta be her. Cops only hang out with other cops (same goes for firefighters) Take a look at the dude in the red shirt behind her...I've never seen someone look more law enforcement in my entire life.

nexusheli:It doesn't matter; sharp elbows... she has them.

With the paunch and the sag, are the elbows really your top concern?

Priorities

/has them

I believe the one that got her fired was her posing in her uniform.
She would have been okay if that one was not posted; the chief would have just fapped to the others.

D_Evans45: My cousin is engaged to a cop who had some saucy pictures of herself on MySpace, including one of her in garters with her police uniform (shiat was smokin). I was helping him pick between 2 girls he could date, and it came down to their MySpace account. One was another gorgeous pre school teacher, but she just had a kid. I told him to send the cop a message on MySpace about a year and a half ago, now he's marrying her in a $19,000 wedding at the MGM Grand in August.

/What's really funny is that my cousin is about as shady as it gets, has gang tattoos on his arm, has asked me to help him dispose of body parts before
//Odd couple if one ever existed
///biatch is hot though

I call shenanigans. If this were true, surely you're smart enough to know it would take all of 1 hour for the feds to ID your cousin simply using your post as a starting point.

SherKhan: Abigail L. Keller, 27
Might be her. The one on the left is one Abby Keller of Des Moines found here.

She looks like she's in her late 30s. Her friend's probably a case, while she's about a six-pack or so.

Her epidermis is showing...

Where's Megain and his insta-poting of the chick's myspace/facebook and nudie pics?

If the first pic really is her, then forget it, I'm going back to the bikini thread to...uh,...evalu--ah hell.

/fap

Why would a anyone, especially a chick, ever want to become a pig?

Must be a lesbo.

dead_dangler: In the current economy life, if you want to keep your job, I'd suggest that you straighten up and fly right.

FTFY

Maybe Reno 911 would take her. She seems like their kind of cop. I don't understand girl's facinations to do this kinda thing these days. Though it would be funny if she pulled people over and they all recognized her from the photos.

jjorsett: AirForceVet: One mistake about mooning, and you're fired? It's not like she shot an unarmed suspect or the like.

For that you get promoted.

Beat me to it.

Farkshower1972: dead_dangler: In the current economy life, if you want to keep your job, I'd suggest that you straighten up and fly right.

FTFY

Thank you. You are correct.

SherKhan: Abigail L. Keller, 27



Might be her. The one on the left is one Abby Keller of Des Moines found here.

The one on the left you say? What's Abby short for? "Bruce"?

hosalabad: Fired for a picture?

Meanwhile in NYC you can ramp a lamp up a Haitian's ass and get put on paid leave.

That was a broken broom stick. (Abner Louima (pops)) Please get your facts straight before you post. Volpe pled and got 30 years with no parole. The others were found guilty of various charges, but had their convictions overturned.

Oh, and this:

grinderman: One involves beating brown people criminals, the other involves someone thinking your immoral. Which do you think the cops will prefer?

What cops in Altoona may look like.

jrshull: hosalabad: Fired for a picture?

Meanwhile in NYC you can ramp a lamp up a Haitian's ass and get put on paid leave.

That was a broken broom stick. (Abner Louima (pops)) Please get your facts straight before you post. Volpe pled and got 30 years with no parole. The others were found guilty of various charges, but had their convictions overturned.

Oh, and this:

grinderman: One involves beating brown people criminals, the other involves someone thinking your immoral. Which do you think the cops will prefer?

I thought it was a plunger handle?

I waited, and waited, and waited. There's still no link. This entire topic is farked.

JonnyG: D_Evans45: My cousin is engaged to a cop who had some saucy pictures of herself on MySpace, including one of her in garters with her police uniform (shiat was smokin). I was helping him pick between 2 girls he could date, and it came down to their MySpace account. One was another gorgeous pre school teacher, but she just had a kid. I told him to send the cop a message on MySpace about a year and a half ago, now he's marrying her in a $19,000 wedding at the MGM Grand in August.

/What's really funny is that my cousin is about as shady as it gets, has gang tattoos on his arm, has asked me to help him dispose of body parts before
//Odd couple if one ever existed
///biatch is hot though

I call shenanigans. If this were true, surely you're smart enough to know it would take all of 1 hour for the feds to ID your cousin simply using your post as a starting point.

Came here to say this.

walnuts55: I thought it was a plunger handle?

Evidence showed otherwise. Though I don't think Abner's rectum would have been able to discern the difference.

jst3p: I got stopped by a lady cop in my auto mobile.

Was she pretty?

the-meter-man: Was she pretty?

Boy, I'm tellin' you!

jrshull: walnuts55: I thought it was a plunger handle?

Evidence showed otherwise. Though I don't think Abner's rectum would have been able to discern the difference.

Rectum? Damned near killed 'im!

Read this excahnge, carefully:

Administrative Law Judge Debra L. Wise asked Keller whether she had posted such a photo to her site.

"No, I didn't, "Keller replied. "I took that down way before I was hired with Altoona."

Fire her on grounds of stupidity.

Smokey the Bare: JonnyG: D_Evans45:
/What's really funny is that my cousin is about as shady as it gets, has gang tattoos on his arm, has asked me to help him dispose of body parts before
//Odd couple if one ever existed
///biatch is hot though

I call shenanigans. If this were true, surely you're smart enough to know it would take all of 1 hour for the feds to ID your cousin simply using your post as a starting point.

Yeah.... either someone marrying a cop has a very stupid cousin or someone isn't marrying a cop.

tarhammer: jrshull: walnuts55: I thought it was a plunger handle?

Evidence showed otherwise. Though I don't think Abner's rectum would have been able to discern the difference.

Rectum? Damned near killed 'im!

Uh, it did kill him.

jrshull: Uh, it did kill him.

FTFM. Was thinking of Diallo.

it does not matter to me what goes in a haitians ass

I know lots of cops and most have questionable pasts. Several come from cop families and brother Joe or Uncle Bob said "get your degree in Criminal Science, then I'll get you a job."

Before realizing in their junior year that "it may be somewhat competitive, so maybe I'd better study some", they where the same jack-ass kids doing the same jack-ass stuff most kids are doing. The only difference is that brother Joe or Uncle Bob got them off if they were caught.

Fast forward to today and all those pictures that were taken of you when you were being a jack-ass are now posted for all to see.

Guess what? Cops are people just like us. They drink, fart and act stupid too.

Give the broad her job back and slap her wrist.

Goddamnit Farkers, hurry up and find these pictures so that I may judge whether she is hittable or not.

budsterr: George_Spelvin: Came here for cop buttocks pics... leaving disappointed.

Well, at least that's something.

Thread is worthless without pics.

/obligatory

AmazingRuss: I've got two. Doesn't everybody?

Not everybody (new window, SFW).

jrshull: hosalabad: Fired for a picture?

Meanwhile in NYC you can ramp a lamp up a Haitian's ass and get put on paid leave.

That was a broken broom stick. (Abner Louima (pops)) Please get your facts straight before you post. Volpe pled and got 30 years with no parole. The others were found guilty of various charges, but had their convictions overturned.

Oh, and this:

grinderman: One involves beating brown people criminals, the other involves someone thinking your immoral. Which do you think the cops will prefer?

Still, justice isn't universal.

Keller testified that one photograph showed her "making kissy faces" with a friend, and in another she and a few female friends faced each other in a circle with their tongues out.

BURN HER--- BURN THE HARLOT!

AmazingRuss: Donnchadha: CtrlAltDelete: It always disturbed me that buttocks is plural.

If it were singular, you'd have a hard time taking a dump.



I've got two. Doesn't everybody?

Begs to differ:

Link (new window)

/and now for something...

Donnchadha: D_Evans45: My cousin is engaged to a cop who had some saucy pictures of herself on MySpace, including one of her in garters with her police uniform (shiat was smokin). I was helping him pick between 2 girls he could date, and it came down to their MySpace account. One was another gorgeous pre school teacher, but she just had a kid. I told him to send the cop a message on MySpace about a year and a half ago, now he's marrying her in a $19,000 wedding at the MGM Grand in August.

/What's really funny is that my cousin is about as shady as it gets, has gang tattoos on his arm, has asked me to help him dispose of body parts before
//Odd couple if one ever existed
///biatch is hot though

I do that all the time, except it involves a barbecue and the parts usually aren't human.

Do you know what snitches get?

GalFriday: Donnchadha: D_Evans45: My cousin is engaged to a cop who had some saucy pictures of herself on MySpace, including one of her in garters with her police uniform (shiat was smokin). I was helping him pick between 2 girls he could date, and it came down to their MySpace account. One was another gorgeous pre school teacher, but she just had a kid. I told him to send the cop a message on MySpace about a year and a half ago, now he's marrying her in a $19,000 wedding at the MGM Grand in August.

/What's really funny is that my cousin is about as shady as it gets, has gang tattoos on his arm, has asked me to help him dispose of body parts before
//Odd couple if one ever existed
///biatch is hot though

I do that all the time, except it involves a barbecue and the parts usually aren't human.

Do you know what snitches get?

Rumor has it snitches get stitches...or worse.