SharkTrager 2009-07-05 07:30:43 PM
Lampmonster: He should videotape himself having degrading sex with a girl and then release it onto the internet. It worked for Screech.

You know the scary part? Screech claims he and a few actor friends tape themselves and then get together to watch said tapes. That means there are people who not only enjoy Screech porn, they enjoy watching it with Screech.

Why this guy thought he would ever have a career after 'SBTB' is beyond me.

He should have saved his money.

Nightmaretony: Hathaway was more remembered for the original Battlestar Galactica series.

///and his wife...yow....some Farkers will most definitely fap themselves to death....

I thought most Farkers hated chicks with tats. Pretty face; sharp knees.

Meh.

beer4breakfast
Oh, Dylan Moran. I want to polish both his wand and Radcliffe's.

54 posts and no speculation on which character Nighy will play (Xenophilius Lovegood?)?

Or hot pics of Emma Watson?

Get with it, people!

It's a pipe bomb!
Yay!

maxx2112: 54 posts and no speculation on which character Nighy will play (Xenophilius Lovegood?)?

Or hot pics of Emma Watson?

Get with it, people!


Gah, wrong HP thread!



/Obliviate!

SherKhan: Denial, 1977

As anyone who actually read the first book knows, he was perfectly accepting of it even then. He just thought it was weird that people would point to him and say to their kids "look, it's Spock!" and thought it was a funny title. He realized how negative it sounded and regretted it later, but he was never traumatized by being typecast like a lot of people think (and like DeForest Kelley actually was).

beer4breakfast: And this guy will always be known as that guy in Shaun of the Dead who looks like an older version of Harry Potter:

That guy is hooottttt!!!!

PizzaJedi81: T.M.S.: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

I have never understood why people think that play is about a guy who has sex with a horse.

It's about a guy who has sex in front of a horse.

Seriously. That is one of my favorite plays. I've studied in classes 4 times, and worked on it in a college production. Nowhere, NOWHERE in it does anyone even come close to farking a horse.

I wasn't referring to a play, I was referring to this one time in Shropshire when we had a few too many...

TheRevHairless: Canadian Canuck: It's too bad because he is a damn amazing actor. If you got a chance to see him in Equus you'll know what I mean.

He was also pretty good in "My Boy Jack", playing Rudyard Kipling's son Jack.

I think I remember that one

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

wonder if he wants to be a cougar farker...

Tachikoma: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: He and Mark Hamill can form a support group, and maybe buy a tropical island on which to host it.

What are you talking about? Mark Hamill has an amazing career at the moment as a very talented voice actor. I remember him more for doing the Joker than I do for his appearance as Luke Skywalker.

/check his credits on IMDB
//that man is amazing

This.

To me he'll always be the guy with the condom in his pocket from Extras.

numb3r5ev3n: Tachikoma: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: He and Mark Hamill can form a support group, and maybe buy a tropical island on which to host it.

What are you talking about? Mark Hamill has an amazing career at the moment as a very talented voice actor. I remember him more for doing the Joker than I do for his appearance as Luke Skywalker.

/check his credits on IMDB
//that man is amazing

This.

SomeoneDumb: To me he'll always be the guy with the condom in his pocket from Extras.

That bit where the elder actress corrected his grammar re: his condom was the most hilarious part IMHO.

Nicholas Urfe: ? He's got no chest in those photos.

Into bears, eh?

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: TheRevHairless: Canadian Canuck: It's too bad because he is a damn amazing actor. If you got a chance to see him in Equus you'll know what I mean.

He was also pretty good in "My Boy Jack", playing Rudyard Kipling's son Jack.

I think I remember that one

Simple Jack was a horse farker, too?

PizzaJedi81: T.M.S.: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

I have never understood why people think that play is about a guy who has sex with a horse.

It's about a guy who has sex in front of a horse.

Seriously. That is one of my favorite plays. I've studied in classes 4 times, and worked on it in a college production. Nowhere, NOWHERE in it does anyone even come close to farking a horse.

He assigns a sexual godhead value to the horses. He also molests the horses in the sense that he blinds them so he doesn't have to be ashamed in front of them. People who have never read the play will be led to believe this means he's a horse farker.

I'd stick it his pooper.

See My Az Go: Nightmaretony: Hathaway was more remembered for the original Battlestar Galactica series.

///and his wife...yow....some Farkers will most definitely fap themselves to death....

I thought most Farkers hated chicks with tats. Pretty face; sharp knees.

Meh.

I didn't notice her having any tats. Noah on the other hand...still good people though.

numb3r5ev3n: SomeoneDumb: To me he'll always be the guy with the condom in his pocket from Extras.

That bit where the elder actress corrected his grammar re: his condom was the most hilarious part IMHO.

The elder actress? You mean Diana Rigg? She was wonderful in Extras, but you might want to google her name - and then go to your bunk.

Neesie: numb3r5ev3n: SomeoneDumb: To me he'll always be the guy with the condom in his pocket from Extras.

That bit where the elder actress corrected his grammar re: his condom was the most hilarious part IMHO.

The elder actress? You mean Diana Rigg? She was wonderful in Extras, but you might want to google her name - and then go to your bunk.

I still laugh thinking about it ... and I can't believe any Farker doesn't know Emma Peel.

beer4breakfast
And this guy will always be known as that guy in Shaun of the Dead who looks like an older version of Harry Potter:

I disagree. His standup is hilarious. It's on youtube. I highly recommend it if you need a good laugh.

Stile4aly: PizzaJedi81: T.M.S.: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

I have never understood why people think that play is about a guy who has sex with a horse.

It's about a guy who has sex in front of a horse.

Seriously. That is one of my favorite plays. I've studied in classes 4 times, and worked on it in a college production. Nowhere, NOWHERE in it does anyone even come close to farking a horse.

He assigns a sexual godhead value to the horses. He also molests the horses in the sense that he blinds them so he doesn't have to be ashamed in front of them. People who have never read the play will be led to believe this means he's a horse farker.

I almost want to agree, but I knowpeople who've SEEN it and think that.

Didn't Emma Watson already do a sex scene? I just saw it the other day. At least I think it was her.

susansto-helit: borg: Well Troll was the biggest movie Noah Hathaway was even in, Does he think people were going to remember him for his guest shot in Mork & Mindy?

Troll was his biggest movie?!

As a lifelong fan of a film people actually still watch, The Neverending Story, I challenge you to pistols at dawn, sir!

/breaks out my slappin' glove

While I agree, did you see what his name in Troll is?

Weaver95: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Daniel Radcliffe, future and present alcoholic.

He's somehow going to have to find a way to survive off the hundreds of millions of dollars he's already made off the whole gig.

Not saying that isn't rich, hell to the point of already being set for life.... but I read (in the Daily Mail so it isn't worth much) that he only has 12.8 mil pounds.

Which is an amount I would gladly give 10-12 years of my life working on acting out good stories with great actors in fantastic locations no doubt.

That number may just be movie paydays, I have no idea what his contract stipulates on residuals or merchandising. If the prdoucers were smart they locked him in when he was 11 and didn't know better.

Stereoteepus!!!

PizzaJedi81: Stile4aly: PizzaJedi81: T.M.S.: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

I have never understood why people think that play is about a guy who has sex with a horse.

It's about a guy who has sex in front of a horse.

Seriously. That is one of my favorite plays. I've studied in classes 4 times, and worked on it in a college production. Nowhere, NOWHERE in it does anyone even come close to farking a horse.

He assigns a sexual godhead value to the horses. He also molests the horses in the sense that he blinds them so he doesn't have to be ashamed in front of them. People who have never read the play will be led to believe this means he's a horse farker.

I almost want to agree, but I knowpeople who've SEEN it and think that.

So he's a horse farker. Got it.

Equines fellatio!!

Harry_Seldon: numb3r5ev3n: Tachikoma: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: He and Mark Hamill can form a support group, and maybe buy a tropical island on which to host it.

What are you talking about? Mark Hamill has an amazing career at the moment as a very talented voice actor. I remember him more for doing the Joker than I do for his appearance as Luke Skywalker.

/check his credits on IMDB
//that man is amazing

This.

O yes, because The Guyver was such a great addition to his career.

/possibly the worst movie ever made.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: TheRevHairless: Canadian Canuck: It's too bad because he is a damn amazing actor. If you got a chance to see him in Equus you'll know what I mean.

He was also pretty good in "My Boy Jack", playing Rudyard Kipling's son Jack.

I think I remember that one

Spat my lunch all over my desk reading that one.

There are worse things to be.
Look at Gary Coleman. And he's dead broke.

Harry Potter kid never has to work for the rest of his life. And people actually sorta like him.

Canadian Canuck: It's too bad because he is a damn amazing actor. If you got a chance to see him in Equus you'll know what I mean.

Yes, his penis IS quite attractive.

He was pretty funny in the guest appearence on HBO's Extras.

tina451: He was pretty funny in the guest appearence on HBO's Extras.

FTFY HBO/BBC's Extras also acceptable

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who can't distinguish among the Harry Potter movies ...

As he laughs all the way to the bank...