Daniel Radcliffe, future and present alcoholic.

Denial, 1977



Acceptance, 1995

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Daniel Radcliffe, future and present alcoholic.

He's somehow going to have to find a way to survive off the hundreds of millions of dollars he's already made off the whole gig.

Well Troll was the biggest movie Noah Hathaway was even in, Does he think people were going to remember him for his guest shot in Mork & Mindy?

It's too bad because he is a damn amazing actor. If you got a chance to see him in Equus you'll know what I mean.

He seems to have a pretty good grip on reality. I credit his parents and handlers.

You don't always have to be known for some major thing you did when you were younger. Look at OJ, most people remember him for his acting credits rather than his football accomplishments.

He got naked in some play, too. I remember that.

Weaver95: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Daniel Radcliffe, future and present alcoholic.

He's somehow going to have to find a way to survive off the hundreds of millions of dollars he's already made off the whole gig.

Not to mention the metric assload in residuals, box office income from the next two movies, and the dump trucks of cash from dvd sales of the last two movies, and the boxed sets.

And after all these years, Jerry Mathers is "Still the Beaver"!

/got nuthin'

He and Mark Hamill can form a support group, and maybe buy a tropical island on which to host it.

SherKhan: Denial, 1977



Acceptance, 1995

but is he also scotty?

That said it is a little harder to be typecast as a child actor because you cant play a 12 year old when you are 30. He might always be remembered as potter but that shouldnt stop him from getting other roles, even shatner got to be tj hooker.

borg: Well Troll was the biggest movie Noah Hathaway was even in, Does he think people were going to remember him for his guest shot in Mork & Mindy?

Troll was his biggest movie?!

As a lifelong fan of a film people actually still watch, The Neverending Story, I challenge you to pistols at dawn, sir!

/breaks out my slappin' glove

Canadian Canuck: It's too bad because he is a damn amazing actor. If you got a chance to see him in Equus you'll know what I mean.

I found it exhausting watching Richard Griffiths carry Radcliffe around on his shoulders for 2 hours.

But you have to love his bio from the program: Some minor TV commercials, a bit part in a pilot that went nowhere and the title character of seven of the biggest blockbusters in film history.

He should videotape himself having degrading sex with a girl and then release it onto the internet. It worked for Screech.

beantowndog: You don't always have to be known for some major thing you did when you were younger. Look at OJ, most people remember him for his acting credits rather than his football accomplishments.

I lol'd.

Younglings probably don't even know that O.J played in a few movies back before he definitely didn't kill his wife.

Lampmonster: He should videotape himself having degrading sex with a girl and then release it onto the internet. It worked for Screech.

It clearly didn't.

I loved Radcliffe in Extras though FWIW

beantowndog: You don't always have to be known for some major thing you did when you were younger. Look at OJ, most people remember him for his acting credits rather than his football accomplishments.

A true Renaissance man - Athlete, actor, murderer, robber...truly a remarkable feat in such a cut-throat world.

Lampmonster: He should videotape himself having degrading sex with a girl and then release it onto the internet. It worked for Screech.

Ummm... Excuse me, but I thought we all agreed that having degrading sex with a girl and then releasing the tape onto the internet was the plan for Emma Watson in order to rid herself of forever being Hermione.

Cornwell: Lampmonster: He should videotape himself having degrading sex with a girl and then release it onto the internet. It worked for Screech.

Ummm... Excuse me, but I thought we all agreed that having degrading sex with a girl and then releasing the tape onto the internet was the plan for Emma Watson in order to rid herself of forever being Hermione.

Oh please, like anyone who's inclined to bang Emma Watson doesn't already have that video pre-recorded in their goddamn brain already.

When all is said and done, he will have been the star in 8 hugely successful Hollywood blockbuster movies by the time he is 22 generating billions of dollars in worldwide revenue.

I say this time and again to young actors, take 4 years, go to a college of your choosing and discover yourself. Then, you can make the transition to adult roles.

He is lucky that the "Harry Potter" role is evolving into a more mature, darker adult role rather than locking him into a childish role.

Cornwell: Lampmonster: He should videotape himself having degrading sex with a girl and then release it onto the internet. It worked for Screech.

Ummm... Excuse me, but I thought we all agreed that having degrading sex with a girl and then releasing the tape onto the internet was the plan for Emma Watson in order to rid herself of forever being Hermione.

If that tape comes out I will never touch another computer without wearing gloves. The internet obsession with her is frightening frankly. I mean she's a pretty girl but I don't get the lust.

And this guy will always be known as that guy in Shaun of the Dead who looks like an older version of Harry Potter:

From_The_Year_2000: I loved Radcliffe in Extras though FWIW

Agreed. It was great to see him have such a sense of humor about himself and his image.

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: He and Mark Hamill can form a support group, and maybe buy a tropical island on which to host it.

What are you talking about? Mark Hamill has an amazing career at the moment as a very talented voice actor. I remember him more for doing the Joker than I do for his appearance as Luke Skywalker.

/check his credits on IMDB
//that man is amazing

Tachikoma: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: He and Mark Hamill can form a support group, and maybe buy a tropical island on which to host it.

What are you talking about? Mark Hamill has an amazing career at the moment as a very talented voice actor. I remember him more for doing the Joker than I do for his appearance as Luke Skywalker.

/check his credits on IMDB
//that man is amazing

I do believe he is joking about the fact that both are rich and could really give a hoot.

And yes, Mark Hamill is my favorite Joker.

Tachikoma: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: He and Mark Hamill can form a support group, and maybe buy a tropical island on which to host it.

What are you talking about? Mark Hamill has an amazing career at the moment as a very talented voice actor. I remember him more for doing the Joker than I do for his appearance as Luke Skywalker.

/check his credits on IMDB
//that man is amazing

But he's still Luke Skywalker

/a kickass joker yes, but cmon.

Tachikoma: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: He and Mark Hamill can form a support group, and maybe buy a tropical island on which to host it.

What are you talking about? Mark Hamill has an amazing career at the moment as a very talented voice actor. I remember him more for doing the Joker than I do for his appearance as Luke Skywalker.

/check his credits on IMDB
//that man is amazing

First and foremost, he'll always be Luke Skywalker. But to me, he will also forever be Col. Christopher Blair.

But yeah, I saw a TV interview with him last year, where he seemed to be happy to work with voice acting. He clearly loves cartoons.

Hathaway was more remembered for the original Battlestar Galactica series.

///and his wife...yow....some Farkers will most definitely fap themselves to death....

Lampmonster: The internet obsession with her is frightening frankly. I mean she's a pretty girl but I don't get the lust.

Tom Jones still has venues where not a seat is left dry. Some people just have a pull.

Besides, the internet obsession will fade as soon as she goes crazy. There aren't too many people left out there who would bang the Olsen twins. The number actually was cut in half last year.

beer4breakfast: And this guy will always be known as that guy in Shaun of the Dead who looks like an older version of Harry Potter:

No, he is known for running a bookstore. And drinking.

Lampmonster:
If that tape comes out I will never touch another computer without wearing gloves. The internet obsession with her is frightening frankly. I mean she's a pretty girl but I don't get the lust.

My guess is... closet pedoes and 4chan started it. Maybe when she quits acting and goes to university it'll all go away, at least until one of the last holdouts takes a shot at the President in an effort to impress her.

Lou Cypher: From_The_Year_2000: I loved Radcliffe in Extras though FWIW

Agreed. It was great to see him have such a sense of humor about himself and his image.

I agree with you guys. Watching him in that made me think there is some chance for him to not be totally farked in the head the way many child stars are.

MoparPower: beer4breakfast: And this guy will always be known as that guy in Shaun of the Dead who looks like an older version of Harry Potter:

No, he is known for running a bookstore. And drinking.

God, I love Black Books. The Waterstones parody with Simon Pegg was priceless.

Weaver95: He's somehow going to have to find a way to survive off the hundreds of millions of dollars he's already made off the whole gig.


Yeah, I think he's getting to point where he couldn't blow all of his money even he tried. He would have to have Rick James love of cocaine mixed with MC Hammer's love for gold toilets to even have a chance.

So assuming he wants to be a real actor when all this is over, he can spend the next 30 or 40 years doing plays and independent films.

But chances are that in 15 or 20 years, someone is going to have the bright idea of casting him as James Bond.

To me, he'll always be a horse farker

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker



/hot like his chest

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

I have never understood why people think that play is about a guy who has sex with a horse.

It's about a guy who has sex in front of a horse.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

Yeah but to you everyone that's farked a horse is a horse farker. Horsefarker.

A thread about the next Harry Potter film and no one has yet mentioned that Snape kills Dumbledore? Farkers be shamed.

How many struggling actors -- staring at a silent phone hoping against hope that the call delivering the role of "burning rectal itch sufferer #2" in an infomercial -- would feed their own parents into a tree-chipper to be so typecast?

If you told me I could play Urkel or Kramer or whatever and never be able to work again, but could instead relax and cash residual checks forever, I'd do it in a cocaine heartbeat, and I'm not even an actor.

Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who farked the pie!

Jason Biggs: You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that farking pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!

James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie!

Cornwell: First and foremost, he'll always be Luke Skywalker. But to me, he will also forever be Col. Christopher Blair.

To me he'll always be that guy with the really biatchin' Corvette.


bravian: /hot like his chest

? He's got no chest in those photos.

T.M.S.: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

I have never understood why people think that play is about a guy who has sex with a horse.

It's about a guy who has sex in front of a horse.

Seriously. That is one of my favorite plays. I've studied in classes 4 times, and worked on it in a college production. Nowhere, NOWHERE in it does anyone even come close to farking a horse.

Lampmonster: He should videotape himself having degrading sex with a girl and then release it onto the internet. It worked for Screech.

You know the scary part? Screech claims he and a few actor friends tape themselves and then get together to watch said tapes. That means there are people who not only enjoy Screech porn, they enjoy watching it with Screech.

SharkTrager: Lampmonster: He should videotape himself having degrading sex with a girl and then release it onto the internet. It worked for Screech.

You know the scary part? Screech claims he and a few actor friends tape themselves and then get together to watch said tapes. That means there are people who not only enjoy Screech porn, they enjoy watching it with Screech.

I'm now imagining a Saved By The Bell circle jerk/crying session.

Canadian Canuck: It's too bad because he is a damn amazing actor. If you got a chance to see him in Equus you'll know what I mean.

He was also pretty good in "My Boy Jack", playing Rudyard Kipling's son Jack.

T.M.S.:
I found it exhausting watching Richard Griffiths carry Radcliffe around on his shoulders for 2 hours.

But you have to love his bio from the program: Some minor TV commercials, a bit part in a pilot that went nowhere and the title character of seven of the biggest blockbusters in film history.

I thought Richard Griffiths was the star of the show because, well he leaves the stage once in the entire play. Intermission. But that doesn't take away from the fact that I thought Daniel Radcliffe did an amazing job.

TheRevHairless: He was also pretty good in "My Boy Jack", playing Rudyard Kipling's son Jack.

Never heard of that.

LowbrowDeluxe: SharkTrager: Lampmonster: He should videotape himself having degrading sex with a girl and then release it onto the internet. It worked for Screech.

You know the scary part? Screech claims he and a few actor friends tape themselves and then get together to watch said tapes. That means there are people who not only enjoy Screech porn, they enjoy watching it with Screech.

I'm now imagining a Saved By The Bell circle jerk/crying session.

I wish I could find a link or remember the details, but he sold out some friends telling the story and a couple of them were fellow actors.

None were from Saved By the Bell if I remember correctly.

/Of course, I wouldn't trust Dustin Diamond if he said the sky was blue

SharkTrager 2009-07-05 07:30:43 PM
Lampmonster: He should videotape himself having degrading sex with a girl and then release it onto the internet. It worked for Screech.

You know the scary part? Screech claims he and a few actor friends tape themselves and then get together to watch said tapes. That means there are people who not only enjoy Screech porn, they enjoy watching it with Screech.

Why this guy thought he would ever have a career after 'SBTB' is beyond me.

He should have saved his money.

Nightmaretony: Hathaway was more remembered for the original Battlestar Galactica series.

///and his wife...yow....some Farkers will most definitely fap themselves to death....

I thought most Farkers hated chicks with tats. Pretty face; sharp knees.

Meh.

beer4breakfast
Oh, Dylan Moran. I want to polish both his wand and Radcliffe's.

54 posts and no speculation on which character Nighy will play (Xenophilius Lovegood?)?

Or hot pics of Emma Watson?

Get with it, people!

It's a pipe bomb!
Yay!

maxx2112: 54 posts and no speculation on which character Nighy will play (Xenophilius Lovegood?)?

Or hot pics of Emma Watson?

Get with it, people!


Gah, wrong HP thread!



/Obliviate!

SherKhan: Denial, 1977

As anyone who actually read the first book knows, he was perfectly accepting of it even then. He just thought it was weird that people would point to him and say to their kids "look, it's Spock!" and thought it was a funny title. He realized how negative it sounded and regretted it later, but he was never traumatized by being typecast like a lot of people think (and like DeForest Kelley actually was).

beer4breakfast: And this guy will always be known as that guy in Shaun of the Dead who looks like an older version of Harry Potter:

That guy is hooottttt!!!!

PizzaJedi81: T.M.S.: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

I have never understood why people think that play is about a guy who has sex with a horse.

It's about a guy who has sex in front of a horse.

Seriously. That is one of my favorite plays. I've studied in classes 4 times, and worked on it in a college production. Nowhere, NOWHERE in it does anyone even come close to farking a horse.

I wasn't referring to a play, I was referring to this one time in Shropshire when we had a few too many...

TheRevHairless: Canadian Canuck: It's too bad because he is a damn amazing actor. If you got a chance to see him in Equus you'll know what I mean.

He was also pretty good in "My Boy Jack", playing Rudyard Kipling's son Jack.

I think I remember that one

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

wonder if he wants to be a cougar farker...

Tachikoma: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: He and Mark Hamill can form a support group, and maybe buy a tropical island on which to host it.

What are you talking about? Mark Hamill has an amazing career at the moment as a very talented voice actor. I remember him more for doing the Joker than I do for his appearance as Luke Skywalker.

/check his credits on IMDB
//that man is amazing

This.

To me he'll always be the guy with the condom in his pocket from Extras.

numb3r5ev3n: Tachikoma: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: He and Mark Hamill can form a support group, and maybe buy a tropical island on which to host it.

What are you talking about? Mark Hamill has an amazing career at the moment as a very talented voice actor. I remember him more for doing the Joker than I do for his appearance as Luke Skywalker.

/check his credits on IMDB
//that man is amazing

This.

SomeoneDumb: To me he'll always be the guy with the condom in his pocket from Extras.

That bit where the elder actress corrected his grammar re: his condom was the most hilarious part IMHO.

Nicholas Urfe: ? He's got no chest in those photos.

Into bears, eh?

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: TheRevHairless: Canadian Canuck: It's too bad because he is a damn amazing actor. If you got a chance to see him in Equus you'll know what I mean.

He was also pretty good in "My Boy Jack", playing Rudyard Kipling's son Jack.

I think I remember that one

Simple Jack was a horse farker, too?

PizzaJedi81: T.M.S.: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

I have never understood why people think that play is about a guy who has sex with a horse.

It's about a guy who has sex in front of a horse.

Seriously. That is one of my favorite plays. I've studied in classes 4 times, and worked on it in a college production. Nowhere, NOWHERE in it does anyone even come close to farking a horse.

He assigns a sexual godhead value to the horses. He also molests the horses in the sense that he blinds them so he doesn't have to be ashamed in front of them. People who have never read the play will be led to believe this means he's a horse farker.

I'd stick it his pooper.

See My Az Go: Nightmaretony: Hathaway was more remembered for the original Battlestar Galactica series.

///and his wife...yow....some Farkers will most definitely fap themselves to death....

I thought most Farkers hated chicks with tats. Pretty face; sharp knees.

Meh.

I didn't notice her having any tats. Noah on the other hand...still good people though.

numb3r5ev3n: SomeoneDumb: To me he'll always be the guy with the condom in his pocket from Extras.

That bit where the elder actress corrected his grammar re: his condom was the most hilarious part IMHO.

The elder actress? You mean Diana Rigg? She was wonderful in Extras, but you might want to google her name - and then go to your bunk.

Neesie: numb3r5ev3n: SomeoneDumb: To me he'll always be the guy with the condom in his pocket from Extras.

That bit where the elder actress corrected his grammar re: his condom was the most hilarious part IMHO.

The elder actress? You mean Diana Rigg? She was wonderful in Extras, but you might want to google her name - and then go to your bunk.

I still laugh thinking about it ... and I can't believe any Farker doesn't know Emma Peel.

beer4breakfast
And this guy will always be known as that guy in Shaun of the Dead who looks like an older version of Harry Potter:

I disagree. His standup is hilarious. It's on youtube. I highly recommend it if you need a good laugh.

Stile4aly: PizzaJedi81: T.M.S.: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

I have never understood why people think that play is about a guy who has sex with a horse.

It's about a guy who has sex in front of a horse.

Seriously. That is one of my favorite plays. I've studied in classes 4 times, and worked on it in a college production. Nowhere, NOWHERE in it does anyone even come close to farking a horse.

He assigns a sexual godhead value to the horses. He also molests the horses in the sense that he blinds them so he doesn't have to be ashamed in front of them. People who have never read the play will be led to believe this means he's a horse farker.

I almost want to agree, but I knowpeople who've SEEN it and think that.

Didn't Emma Watson already do a sex scene? I just saw it the other day. At least I think it was her.

susansto-helit: borg: Well Troll was the biggest movie Noah Hathaway was even in, Does he think people were going to remember him for his guest shot in Mork & Mindy?

Troll was his biggest movie?!

As a lifelong fan of a film people actually still watch, The Neverending Story, I challenge you to pistols at dawn, sir!

/breaks out my slappin' glove

While I agree, did you see what his name in Troll is?

Weaver95: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Daniel Radcliffe, future and present alcoholic.

He's somehow going to have to find a way to survive off the hundreds of millions of dollars he's already made off the whole gig.

Not saying that isn't rich, hell to the point of already being set for life.... but I read (in the Daily Mail so it isn't worth much) that he only has 12.8 mil pounds.

Which is an amount I would gladly give 10-12 years of my life working on acting out good stories with great actors in fantastic locations no doubt.

That number may just be movie paydays, I have no idea what his contract stipulates on residuals or merchandising. If the prdoucers were smart they locked him in when he was 11 and didn't know better.

Stereoteepus!!!

PizzaJedi81: Stile4aly: PizzaJedi81: T.M.S.: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: To me, he'll always be a horse farker

I have never understood why people think that play is about a guy who has sex with a horse.

It's about a guy who has sex in front of a horse.

Seriously. That is one of my favorite plays. I've studied in classes 4 times, and worked on it in a college production. Nowhere, NOWHERE in it does anyone even come close to farking a horse.

He assigns a sexual godhead value to the horses. He also molests the horses in the sense that he blinds them so he doesn't have to be ashamed in front of them. People who have never read the play will be led to believe this means he's a horse farker.

I almost want to agree, but I knowpeople who've SEEN it and think that.

So he's a horse farker. Got it.

Equines fellatio!!

Harry_Seldon: numb3r5ev3n: Tachikoma: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: He and Mark Hamill can form a support group, and maybe buy a tropical island on which to host it.

What are you talking about? Mark Hamill has an amazing career at the moment as a very talented voice actor. I remember him more for doing the Joker than I do for his appearance as Luke Skywalker.

/check his credits on IMDB
//that man is amazing

This.

O yes, because The Guyver was such a great addition to his career.

/possibly the worst movie ever made.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: TheRevHairless: Canadian Canuck: It's too bad because he is a damn amazing actor. If you got a chance to see him in Equus you'll know what I mean.

He was also pretty good in "My Boy Jack", playing Rudyard Kipling's son Jack.

I think I remember that one

Spat my lunch all over my desk reading that one.

There are worse things to be.
Look at Gary Coleman. And he's dead broke.

Harry Potter kid never has to work for the rest of his life. And people actually sorta like him.

Canadian Canuck: It's too bad because he is a damn amazing actor. If you got a chance to see him in Equus you'll know what I mean.

Yes, his penis IS quite attractive.

He was pretty funny in the guest appearence on HBO's Extras.

tina451: He was pretty funny in the guest appearence on HBO's Extras.

FTFY HBO/BBC's Extras also acceptable

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who can't distinguish among the Harry Potter movies ...

As he laughs all the way to the bank...