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Fantabulous

Bikinis, like spandex. are something that should require a license to wear.

Ladies, unless you've got a bikini body, don't put your body in a bikini.

And if you're unsure as to whether or not you've got one, you don't.

What is the velocity of an unmoderated bikini thread?

Bendal: This thread is going in the wrong direction.

Moar hot women (note the word HOT) in bikinis please!


I'll just leave these here for you then.







/Time Warp's Vegas Special
//Hotter than...well its farking hot when they light you on fire.

...and then fat gay men had to ruin that too.

1946? I have it on good authority that it's been around since One Million Years BC.

/shake it raquel

Heroic Poser: Sarcastica75: WTF with the fats, you motherfarking thread-ruiners.

Why do I get the feeling you typed that with one hand?

Because I got mad skills, yo.

/aaaaand finished.
//round three... FAP!

awww yea

Hmmm...having trouble finding Hiromi Oshima actually WEARING a bikini, so here's some of her discarding that silly fabric:

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sick wax job

Biness

That's not a bikini. That's an attention-whore-kini.

/oh and "butterface"

Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: Jesus Christ, those boobs are about to send that top shooting clear across the beach.

That bikini top never stood a chance!!!

heavythumb, what the hell was that?!??!?

When you think about it, bikinis are stupid. Swimsuits just keep getting smaller every 10 years or so as society starts to find more of the human body less offensive. All a bikini does is cover the parts you want to see.

Girls, can you just skip the crap and walk around naked already?

Black Lagoon: Hmmm...having trouble finding Hiromi Oshima actually WEARING a bikini, so here's some of her discarding that silly fabric:

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Nice tit-job. It doesn't look obvious.

/really. no snark.

I for one would never ever fail to leave a bookmark in a book I was reading so I could come back to it later.

Again. Not a bookmark.

ANOTHER Sarah Palin thread?!?

Biness: awww yea

Why are you contributing to the other people who are dedicated to ruining this thread? Asshole!

Sarcastica75: Nice tit-job. It doesn't look obvious.

/really. no snark.

...me or her?

MASHER!

captsaveahoe
that chick with the micro bikini has the worse scars under her breasts that Ive ever seen.

PhotoshopAmateur, I think I should call "America's Most Wanted", because you are clearly a serial killer.

Biness: i have a feeling this is going to be a good thread

you're just sayin' that...
/to bookmark this page...

Sgt. Pepper: More like 1763 years ago: (Link)

Looks like that's when they invented ultimate frisbee too.

/Go long!

Black Lagoon: Hmmm...having trouble finding Hiromi Oshima actually WEARING a bikini, so here's some of her discarding that silly fabric:

Speaking of atomic explosions, you think they call her "Hiro Oshima" over there?

/hot like a summer day

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: PhotoshopAmateur, I think I should call "America's Most Wanted", because you are clearly a serial killer.

You're so sweet :3

Kate Gosselin (of jon and kate plus 8). I would have hit something else too