castufari: Last One Left: Jason Calacanis

I hate that jackass.

Agreed. Idiot thinks he is funny. My left shoe full of rancid oatmeal is funnier than that fool.

Neoskeptic: Last One Left: pag1107: Wonder who anonymous is going to let win, and what joke is going to come of the hack.

Boxxy

/obvious

Can one be both Queen and president of the internet at the same time?

Yes we can...

Moot

Moot will win it anyway, so none of the suggestions matter. You all saw what happened to the Time election.

Moot

former senator Ted Stevens would get my vote If I wasn't too lazy to register.

This is typical California arrogance. We all know who the true Masshole leader of the Internet today is.

Randall. Monroe.

GoSurfing: OniNeko: Yay! A fake vote for a fake internet president! I KNOW I'm going to be participating in the pointlessness!

/if the sarcasm was too much, no I will not be participating

You're cool. Not.

Yeah. I was trying to seem cool. I wasn't trying to get anyone to laugh. Just trying to look cool.

/Didn't know idiots came in that size

We all ready have our winner.

Leo Laporte's head won't fit in the internet.

Wow, the people in that comments section are some self-important assholes.

dahmers love zombie: Or Anonymous.

That's my vote. Andreeson is a Founder, but he's not in charge.
And why is Al Gore not on the list?

Only_A_Lad: Wow, the people in that comments section are some self-important assholes.

Deadly Earnest is important.

cloud_van_dame: dahmers love zombie: Or Anonymous.

And why is Al Gore not on the list?

Because even if he got half a million more votes, the supreme court would step in.

Went ahead and submitted a Write-In vote for wil. Let's FARK this vote!

shanec2000: Went ahead and submitted a Write-In vote for wil. Let's FARK this vote!

Hack the planet! Fark the vote!

I've loved Leo since I first saw him co-hosting The Screen Savers with Kate Botello on ZDTV back in '98. Awesome show, and the two of them had terrific chemistry.

He's super knowledgeable without coming off as a know-it-all, a genuinely likable personality.

So for that, yeah, he should be voted King of the Internet.

Epiphany: This guy doesn't know anything about the internet. The internet is not a Democracy, it's Anarchy, and moot is the closest thing to a "leader" of the internet.

Moot lives with his mother and runs a website filled with child porn.

Your argument is moot.

shanec2000: Went ahead and submitted a Write-In vote for wil. Let's FARK this vote!

I, for one, support the clown sweater.

My vote would go to Martin Sargent. He truly understands the graces of the Internet and all of the secret lusts of the Internet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Sargent (pops)


Virtual Sex Machine on Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_aJ2wBmqxE (pops)

My vote:

MarkMartinFan: Yes we can...

Dear Christ....

Moot is our dear President of the Internet.

He's the founder of 4chan and Admin at YTMND. He probably has a Fark account that he fails to use.

mARBLECAKE, ALSO THE GAME

I'll cast a write-in vote for Olivia Munn.

"A figurehead worth looking at!"

Cybernetic: I'll cast a write-in vote for Olivia Munn.

"A figurehead worth looking at!"

Sumi Das is hotter.

/going ALL the way back
//TechTv>G4

Jon Postel is spinning in his grave at the very idea of an internet president.

Veracity283: castufari: Last One Left: Jason Calacanis

I hate that jackass.

Agreed. Idiot thinks he is funny. My left shoe full of rancid oatmeal is funnier than that fool.

And here I was thinking I'd be the first to express such sentiments here.

This man has the best campaign slogan. Ever. Because he will never, ever give you up or let you down.

Who frickin' invented the damn internet??

Prince Al, that's who!

OniNeko: Yay! A fake vote for a fake internet president! I KNOW I'm going to be participating in the pointlessness!

/if the sarcasm was too much, no I will not be participating


You began participating in pointlessness the moment you clicked 'add comment.'

Anonymous.

*nod*

All of these people are over 16. So, FAIL.

The idea of an Internet President makes about as much sense as giving the President of the US a button that would turn off the internet in case of emergency (anyone remember that bill?). Writer doesn't seem to "get" the tubes, yo.

But since we're talking about it, I vote for this guy...

/bow before your new god