coffee fiend: No love for Kim Kamando?

THIS
/Digital Goddess
//but only if she does a yearly centerfold

Last One Left: Jason Calacanis

I hate that jackass.

Tripp Johnston Private Eye: He'll have it won in a few hours.

With 8 billion votes over.

m00t and Boxxy will win any and all Internet King/Queen polls. As long as 4chan lives.

What I would like to see is /b/tards and Paultards try to flood the same internet poll.

pag1107: Wonder who anonymous is going to let win, and what joke is going to come of the hack.

Boxxy

/obvious

Wow, TheScreenSavers...man that is going BACK in time.

Holy sheepshiat!

And who could forget the infamous CAT SCHWARTZ MOMENT!?

I was laughing the whole day!

"In June 2003 Schwartz became the subject of a stir in the Internet community when it was discovered that at least two cropped photographs of herself she had posted on her personal blog contained hidden Exif thumbnail images clearly showing her bared breasts, because the program she used to edit them, Photoshop, did not create replacement thumbnails. [3]"

HAHHAA NEWB!

To hell with "President." I want to be Lord High Executioner of the Internet. First in the block? SPAMMERS! Next up? The asshole who invented Web Filtering! Where's my farking axe?

from the comments:
Ernest, all four posts for 'Drew Curtis' are from new members who joined today. Three comments were posted within a twenty minute window. Either it's one guy with four identities, or he got his MyWaste 'buddies' to help him.

You just got Farked!

bubbaprog: None of those people are influential at all.

moot, Drew, Lowtax, Max, Maddox, etc all wield much more power and authority.

Those guys might be cabinet members in the JEFFK administration, but that's it.

GoSurfing: Wow, TheScreenSavers...man that is going BACK in time.

Holy sheepshiat!

And who could forget the infamous CAT SCHWARTZ MOMENT!?

I was laughing the whole day!

"In June 2003 Schwartz became the subject of a stir in the Internet community when it was discovered that at least two cropped photographs of herself she had posted on her personal blog contained hidden Exif thumbnail images clearly showing her bared breasts, because the program she used to edit them, Photoshop, did not create replacement thumbnails. [3]"

HAHHAA NEWB!

I didn't jerk to those photos but I was glad to have the option.

LeviathanFafner: LONG LIVE Leo LaPorte!

Hell yeah. Leo is a freaking madman when it comes to the internet, and I think electing him 'president' would be a great honor. We can look at all the people who have built programs or ran companies that built programs, but it says something about a man who makes it his role on Earth to spread the love of the Internet and bring new people into the fold. As an IT person of seven years now, I could never do what Leo does and as well.

He deserves the honor.

bhcompy: bubbaprog: None of those people are influential at all.

moot, Drew, Lowtax, Max, Maddox, etc all wield much more power and authority.

Those guys might be cabinet members in the JEFFK administration, but that's it.

Maddox would and should be the freaking Secretary of Defense plus the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

I promise a tentacle in each pocket and a dickgirl in every garage.

SomeoneDumb: I don't think anyone could beat moot, unless it was "anonymous."

Yeah... that's a smart farker there.=]

I voted for Jeff Sax.

Ghastly: I promise a tentacle in each pocket and a dickgirl in every garage.

Don't want the responsibility of running this place, eh :)

Guess you are (shockingly) sane...

I'm not really interested in the presidency but I have some nominations for Secretary of Pron.

Obviously Leo

/Old school tech tv for life!

Yay! A fake vote for a fake internet president! I KNOW I'm going to be participating in the pointlessness!

/if the sarcasm was too much, no I will not be participating

There's pretty much no chance of this being anyone but Moot.

OniNeko: Yay! A fake vote for a fake internet president! I KNOW I'm going to be participating in the pointlessness!

/if the sarcasm was too much, no I will not be participating

You're cool. Not.

Vote Moot!

/again!

The regulars on that site are hilariously serious.

Doctor Jan Itor: Linus Torvalds. The Internet runs on Linux, so Linus runs the Internet.

No, the internet runs on tcp/ip. The WWW runs on Linux. So Vint Cerf ftw.

I belive the official title is:

El oh El Presidente

I predict Palmetto will have a stroke by the end of the day.

Ask: I predict Palmetto will have a stroke by the end of the day.

My money's on Deadly Ernest.

a vote for me equals free online pornography!

/thanks for your support

Is ACORN involved?

Steven Colbert, without question.

Presidents don't have to have to know much about their job (Bush), don't have to have any prior experience in the field (Eisenhower), have a good sense of humor and sarcasm (Obama), and don't have to really pay any attention to the job while they are there (Carter) and focus on other things.

Guntram Shatterhand: LeviathanFafner: LONG LIVE Leo LaPorte!

Hell yeah. Leo is a freaking madman when it comes to the internet, and I think electing him 'president' would be a great honor. We can look at all the people who have built programs or ran companies that built programs, but it says something about a man who makes it his role on Earth to spread the love of the Internet and bring new people into the fold. As an IT person of seven years now, I could never do what Leo does and as well.

He deserves the honor.

I'll always remember Leo for something he's probably long forgotten. Back in 1996 I published one of the early web magazines, which Leo first saw at an industry event. He just flipped at what I'd done on my dining room table, and after that meeting, went out of his way to promote me and connect me with people who would give me exposure. Through his thumbs up, I ended up getting on MSNBC as the Site of the Week, a Kim Kommando promo, and a feature on CNN. I will never forget his encouragement and generosity of spirit. He did me a real solid.

Emperor Norton does not recognize the validity of this election...

Wow Farkers, you really pissed off some of those folks on the comment boards. Highly amusing!!!

I first heard about Drew/Fark on Leo's ZDTV Tech show. I was taking a intro. to basic computers class at the Springfield, Or. Senior Citizen Center. This was about 7 years ago. So, my loyalty to either is challenged. Also, I have suffered tremendously since.


By the way...STAY OFF MY LAWN.

Leo Laporte without a doubt.

Tripp Johnston Private Eye

He'll have it won in a few hours.

I highly doubt it. /b/tards tend tlo hate moot, just look at his ED page.

The President of the Internet should remain safely

SpaceLord: Doctor Jan Itor: Linus Torvalds. The Internet runs on Linux, so Linus runs the Internet.

No, the internet runs on tcp/ip. The WWW runs on Linux. So Vint Cerf ftw.

I wonder what else was in Doctor Jan Itor's post that got it deleted.

Leo Laporte is fine as a relatively knowledgable talk-show engineer. but *president*?!?
we're going to need someone better.
you know, for all the Wil fellating around here, from what I've seen re: internet savvy, he wouldn't be all that bad a candidate. heck - reagan, schwarzeneger, franken, et al. (+alec baldwin soon enough?) all sailed right into politics...

we need to stop fixating on people that have the qualifications, and focus on how looks and talks good. they'll tell us what we need to know - and we need to STFU & trust them.

duh.

I'd vote for 4chan before any of the mouthbreathers on that list.

They cut me off, can't post anymore. It's like arguing with those two old guys in the balcony on The Muppet Show.

who the hell are all those people?

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Al Gore yet...

dead_dangler: Did Al Gore not get nominated because he invented global warming as well?

No, no... he created Global Warming. BIG difference there.

Easy to understand why Drew supports Leo, as I do as well. He helped the popularity of Fark way back in 99' by featuring Fark on the Sreensavers show. aaaah, Tech TV . . . how we do miss thee . . .


/slashes forever //

Kid Mojo: The best man for the job

Maddox gets my vote.

Last One Left: pag1107: Wonder who anonymous is going to let win, and what joke is going to come of the hack.

Boxxy

/obvious

Can one be both Queen and president of the internet at the same time?

The battle for president of the internets is a fierce one, especially when they want more money, guy.

I have never seen as much self-important douchebaggery as that displayed by some of the commenters on that site.

/vote Boxxy!

Neoskeptic: Last One Left: pag1107: Wonder who anonymous is going to let win, and what joke is going to come of the hack.

Boxxy

/obvious

Can one be both Queen and president of the internet at the same time?

she is neither