That's no moon.

etherknot: That's no moon.

It's a man baby!

What is a Zombie-able hi-res image?
What? I read that wrong? Oops, my bad.

I don't see no alien bases.

There is no dark side of the moon. As a matter of fact, it's all dark.

wiredroach: There is no dark side of the moon. As a matter of fact, it's all dark.

I came here to say this. Ah well, the band I'm in started playing different tunes....

wiredroach: There is no dark side of the moon. As a matter of fact, it's all darkcheese.

FTFY

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
Ill see you on the dark side of the moon

Nothing to see there; moving along.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: What is a Zombie-able hi-res image?
What? I read that wrong? Oops, my bad.

Wow, spooky, I read it the same way, I was like zombies? On the moon? No way!

Macinfarker: I don't see no alien bases.

That's because NASA has edited them out...

I can tell by the pixels and whatnot.

etherknot: That's no moon.

How original.

cool.

FAR side subby, far side.

Scene is lit by sunlight = not dark side
Scene is at longitude -5, latitude -55 = not far side

Double FAIL

ertznay: FAR side subby, far side.

Far side is the dark side since the same side of the moon always faces the Earth.

Macinfarker: I don't see no alien bases.

They shopped it out, duh.

Macinfarker: I don't see no alien bases.

The Nazis took them over.

stuhayes2010: ertznay: FAR side subby, far side.

Far side is the dark side since the same side of the moon always faces the Earth.

Not when the moon is between the earth and the sun, it's not. ertznay was right - it's the FAR side, not the DARK side.

ertznay: FAR side subby, far side.

Maybe it was a picture of the near side during a new moon? Huh, how about that?

Olmosian.

The moon is only a theory.

Serious question:

Why are there so many craters on the moon, but not as many on Earth?
Or, maybe I'm mistaken?


/very cool images

Homero_G: Serious question:

Why are there so many craters on the moon, but not as many on Earth?
Or, maybe I'm mistaken?


/very cool images

The earth has an atmosphere. And it's geologically active.

DeerNuts: Homero_G: Serious question:

Why are there so many craters on the moon, but not as many on Earth?
Or, maybe I'm mistaken?

The earth has an atmosphere. And it's geologically active.

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To add a little detail - most of the meteors that enter Earth's atmosphere burn up before they can hit the surface. For those that do make it down to the surface, the combination of weathering and volcanic/tectonic activity on earth erases impact craters pretty effectively.

Lots of good details here: Link

mbessey: DeerNuts: Homero_G: Serious question:

Why are there so many craters on the moon, but not as many on Earth?
Or, maybe I'm mistaken?

The earth has an atmosphere. And it's geologically active.

">Link

To add a little detail - most of the meteors that enter Earth's atmosphere burn up before they can hit the surface. For those that do make it down to the surface, the combination of weathering and volcanic/tectonic activity on earth erases impact craters pretty effectively.

Lots of good details here: Link

That is patently untrue. According to my monther-in-law it is the 'hand of God' that directs all the meteors to the moon, and none ever hit earth! That is why the moon in cratered and the Earth is not!

/Yeah the stupid gave me a headache too.

It's like looking at the face of James Edward Olmos!

Homero_G: Serious question:

Why are there so many craters on the moon, but not as many on Earth?
Or, maybe I'm mistaken?


/very cool images

Those aren't craters, that's a b/w closeup of my forehead during highschool!

cmn85: Homero_G: Serious question:

Why are there so many craters on the moon, but not as many on Earth?
Or, maybe I'm mistaken?


/very cool images

Those aren't craters, that's a b/w closeup of my forehead during highschool!

Are you James Edward Olmos?

Sir, I'm honored!

it looks like textured drywall

steamingpile: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: What is a Zombie-able hi-res image?
What? I read that wrong? Oops, my bad.

Wow, spooky, I read it the same way, I was like zombies? On the moon? No way!

I read zombie at first too...

It's nice to have a zoomable image instead of the stuff they posted for the press. Here's an even more awesome (IMHO) image: Link!

Less than two feet per pixel. Whoa.

I can see my house from there!

obz: I can see my house from there!

Sarah?

Thank you, subby. For reminding me of that awful, awful day many years ago when I woke up to inspect the onset of acne on my previously china-smooth teenaged face.

/it cleared but not after the most dreadful 4 years of my life
//happy about being able to count them as the worst I've had :D
///keeping fingers crossed

steamingpile: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: What is a Zombie-able hi-res image?
What? I read that wrong? Oops, my bad.

Wow, spooky, I read it the same way, I was like zombies? On the moon? No way!

That makes three of us. I was sadly disappointed at the zombieless pictures.

I'd rather see The Dark Side Of Oz

Homero_G: Why are there so many craters on the moon, but not as many on Earth?

Atmosphere burns up small stuff, weather and geological events hide the bigger stuff.

As you can tell by this photo, NASA faked evarything, like, ther's noway that they coulda got all o them astronuts on the moon at the same time, an like there's no breathe there?

nhcfark: As you can tell by this photo, NASA faked evarything, like, ther's noway that they coulda got all o them astronuts on the moon at the same time, an like there's no breathe there?

The lighting and shadows are all wrong too, clearly there are multiple sources of light on the soundstage. And look at the size of the lunar rover and lander -- there's no way anybody could fit in them. They're clearly just models and not meant for actual use.

Donnchadha:

The lighting and shadows are all wrong too, clearly there are multiple sources of light on the soundstage. And look at the size of the lunar rover and lander -- there's no way anybody could fit in them. They're clearly just models and not meant for actual use.

It's a photoshop job...and a shoddy one at that. As if they could actually fool anybody with this hack-job. A couple of those white dudes have Negro hands.

SupremeLeader: It's like looking at the face of James Edward Olmos!

Is he related to Edward James Olmos?

Leishu: steamingpile: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: What is a Zombie-able hi-res image?
What? I read that wrong? Oops, my bad.

Wow, spooky, I read it the same way, I was like zombies? On the moon? No way!

That makes three of us. I was sadly disappointed at the zombieless pictures.

Four. I didn't click because I'm getting sick of zombies.

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I'd like to point out exhibit 1A & 1B from said photo.

You'll find these locations at the very top the image before the sun fades completely out. Zoom all the way in they are near center.

1A. Appears to be 10 rocks in a straight line. There is a crator in the center of this. This is the alien UFO port.

2B. Appears to be a C.L.I.T. Your mom can been seen from space... Tell her next time to close her legs.

It proves one thing to me. There is no good place to stand on that whole moon where you wont eventually get smacked by something!! Where am I supposed to build???