Biswesar Suna, 35, of Kudamahipali, was apparently trying for a good catch when the mishap occured

He should have tried for a good throw instead.

I snickered.

Now THAT'S what I would call a crappie day...


2xhelix: Biswesar Suna, 35, of Kudamahipali, was apparently trying for a good catch when the mishap occured

He should have tried for a good throw instead.

Hah!

Dynamite fishing is such a shellfish thing to do.

FuturePastNow: Dynamite fishing is such a shellfish thing to do.

Don't be koi.

Tell us how you REALLY feel.

My loony head has gone splat benny lava

nice one subby

gopher321: My loony head has gone splat benny lava

great. now that freakin' song/vid is gonna be stuck in my head all day.

So he ended up with fish puree?.

Biswesar Suna, 35, of Kudamahipali, was apparently trying for a good catch when the mishap occured


Did he have his dog Boudro with him?

/bing bing bing POPCORN!

CygnusDarius: So he ended up with fish puree?.

Other way around, fish ended up with human puree.

"chummy"

+1

how do you say "hey yall watch this" in hindi?

PawisBetlog: CygnusDarius: So he ended up with fish puree?.

Other way around, fish ended up with human puree.

With a burst of flavor.

He could have used a heads-up.

Haha, nice headline, I like it.

Fano: Biswesar Suna, 35, of Kudamahipali, was apparently trying for a good catch when the mishap occured


Did he have his dog Boudro with him?

/bing bing bing POPCORN!

Came for Grosse Point Blank reference. Leaving satisfied.

Sherjo311: how do you say "hey yall watch this" in hindi?

गई. कोतंद्रमैया yall निगाह

Wanted for questioning.

Boom goes the dynamite!

Should have trolled instead.

farfigneugan: gopher321: My loony head has gone splat benny lava

great. now that freakin' song/vid is gonna be stuck in my head all day.

my looney bun is fine benny lava

Props to submitter for using the word "chummy". Nice touch.

2xhelix: Biswesar Suna, 35, of Kudamahipali, was apparently trying for a good catch when the mishap occured

He should have tried for a good throw instead.

-- We have a WINNAH !!!

Idiots like this give dynamite fishing a bad name...

+1 to subby for the headline.

"Don't worry Doc, we're not using hooks today!"


/ loved Doc Hollywood
// Filmed locally
/// shame they wrecked a real 356 to make it

Sometimes you eat the fish, sometimes the fish eat you.

+1 subby, this might just be a HOTY candidate

2xhelix [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 08:45:10 PM
Biswesar Suna, 35, of Kudamahipali, was apparently trying for a good catch when the mishap occured

He should have tried for a good throw instead.


And... over in one!

/you did a good job too subby

Fish pun thread killer:

It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?"

While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the oyster bar -- a real dive
But I knew the owner, he used to play for the Dolphins
I said, "Hi, Gil!!!"
You hafta yell, he's hard of herring.

CHORUS:
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wet dream...

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water
I gullied up to the sandbar
He poured the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side -- heavy on the mako
I slipped him a fin -- on porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's Squids -- for the halibut.

Well, the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal --
what sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna -- "Salmon Chanted Evening"
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving ME the eye
So I figure, this is my chance for a little fun
You know -- a piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, and seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a... she drank A LOT...
I said, "What's your sign?"
She said, "Aquarium"
I said, "GREAT!!! Let's get tanked!"

CHORUS

I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait
I said, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight -- I got a haddock"

And she wasn't kiddin' either, 'cuz in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me, he said, "Listen shrimp -- don't you come trolling around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed -- I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said, "Abalone -- You're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble, and so did Gil, 'cuz he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said, "Forget the cods, Gil, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said, "Hey big boy, you're really a game fish"
"What's your name?"
I said, "Marlin"

CHORUS

Well from then on, we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner
I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet
of flounders
And then I went home
with her
And what did I get for my trouble?
A case of the clams

shaft6969: +1 subby, this might just be a HOTY candidate

For cereal? Have you been under a rock for 6 months?

I don't know why it doesn't seem to count as much FTFA that it happened to someone in India instead of some showoff redneck here in the good ol' USA. Certainly a candidate for the Darwin Awards nonetheless.

LightGiver: Sherjo311: how do you say "hey yall watch this" in hindi?

गई. कोतंद्रमैया yall निगाह

wow. i really did not see that coming.

Police say he was reported to be distraught over his chronic dandruff, although they never did find his head and shoulders.

/sorry
//recycled old JAWS joke

LightGiver: Sherjo311: how do you say "hey yall watch this" in hindi?

गई. कोतंद्रमैया yall निगाह

wow. i really did not see that coming.


For a simpler version 'thum loag dekho ye'

Came for the Crocodile Dundee II reference. Leaving dissatisfied.

Why is it that Indian matrimony sites go through my pop-up blockers like a cup of Ganges water through my lower intestine?

I guess you could say he accidentally blew off his arm and head with dynamite.

...Damn, I'm no good at puns.

""Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shiat."

deadsanta: Why is it that Indian matrimony sites go through my pop-up blockers like a cup of Ganges water through my lower intestine?

Those Indian women want you so bad nothing will stop them.

Was he fishing for Blow Fish?

Kevin72: I don't know why it doesn't seem to count as much FTFA that it happened to someone in India instead of some showoff redneck here in the good ol' USA. Certainly a candidate for the Darwin Awards nonetheless.



Redneck Indian......

Yeah, that'll blow up in your face.

Could've taught this mate a thing or two about fishing...

/hot, like the Outback
//can't believe I'm the Weeners a pic

Are you gonna talk or are you gonna fish?

ttc2301: Are you gonna talk or are you gonna fish?

Who, you're not gonna eat that, are ya?

Luca Brasi - wanted for questioning.

DupeOfURL: Luca Brasi - wanted for questioning.

this guy didn't sleep with them, he just gave them some head