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(News.com.au) Obvious Film crew signs agreement not to ask Katie Holmes about her religion. In related news, Kirk Cameron signs agreement not to tell film crew about his religion   (news.com.au) divider line 61
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moist 2009-07-05 07:27:53 AM  
Harry_Seldon: I suspect these types of agreements aren't unusual. I did some work for QSound back around 1990, and I got to tag along to do a technology demo for Michael Jackson. I had to sign an agreement to not talk to him, or look him directly in the eyes, amongst other things.

My mom works at the Houston Airport. Every time Beyoncé flies into town (which is quite a bit since she's from here), they're instructed not to make eye contact or speak directly to her (they are only to talk to her handlers).

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-07-05 07:34:53 AM  
moist: My mom works at the Houston Airport. Every time Beyoncé flies into town (which is quite a bit since she's from here), they're instructed not to make eye contact or speak directly to her (they are only to talk to her handlers).

I'm not kidding when I say that Katie's crazy stems from that stalking incident. I ran in the same circles as the Dawson's folks when they were filming. When I met Katie, I couldn't just go up and say hello. I had to be in a public setting where she could observe me from a safe distance before I was allowed to be physically near her. She was a mess then, and I'm assuming just as screwy now.

 
colatf [TotalFark] 2009-07-05 08:02:03 AM  
moist: Harry_Seldon: I suspect these types of agreements aren't unusual. I did some work for QSound back around 1990, and I got to tag along to do a technology demo for Michael Jackson. I had to sign an agreement to not talk to him, or look him directly in the eyes, amongst other things.

My mom works at the Houston Airport. Every time Beyoncé flies into town (which is quite a bit since she's from here), they're instructed not to make eye contact or speak directly to her (they are only to talk to her handlers).


I'd be cool with that, keeping my eyes lowered around Beyouncy. It's like being given a license to check out her jubblies.

 
jgeisle 2009-07-05 08:33:12 AM  
Whew. At least they can still ask her about her cult.

 
crzytxn 2009-07-05 09:10:36 AM  
Occam's Chainsaw: I'd ask her if that stalker back in her Dawson's days really screwed her up so badly that she went completely insane.

Reports suggested the actor spent $50,000 on an alligator skin handbag, as part of an $85,000 bill, but staff would not discuss any details. I'd say that is evidence of the insane thing...

 
Straelbora 2009-07-05 09:44:28 AM  
This should have to work both ways- I think I remember reading that the Scientologists set up 'relaxation tents' or some such on the set of "War of the Worlds."

 
jrshull 2009-07-05 09:50:05 AM  
LonMead: So, if we can't talk about religion, can we at least still talk about these:
www.slashfilm.com
www.resimcim.net

Or, the NSFW edition, if you like.

Although that also might be a religious experience for some.


Unfortunately your pics are all pre-Cruise, pre-Scientology, pre-baby-the-Scientology-way. I bet those haven't looked like that for years now. Plus you forgot the pics of her mouth covered in herpes sores.

/Has no problem with post-baby bewbs, stretchmarks, Caesarean section or episiotomy scars, so relax ladies.

 
Steve Zodiac 2009-07-05 09:53:06 AM  
dahmers love zombie: If you're embarassed about your religion, isn't that sort of a red flag to re-examine your beliefs?

If it was, hundreds of millions should be re-examining theirs right now.

 
Gaambit 2009-07-05 10:03:10 AM  
Subby forgets that the only films Kirk Cameron has been working on are funded by his religion, so he'd just be preaching to the choir, as it were.

/he had his wife body double for his movie wife during kissing scenes. Seriously.

 
luidprand 2009-07-05 10:04:38 AM  
Steve Zodiac: dahmers love zombie: If you're embarassed about your religion, isn't that sort of a red flag to re-examine your beliefs?

If it was, hundreds of millions should be re-examining theirs right now.


Oh, it is. Everyone should always be re-examining their beliefs. Otherwise, you end up just going through the motions and have no refinement in your philosophy.

Of course, if you can't or won't discuss it, then, just like anything else in your life, you need to fix it so you can.

 
Pengfish 2009-07-06 06:48:40 PM  
acefox1: Shhhhhhhh!! It's alll a big secret!!! Unless you have $50k-$100k for the introductory courses, then we can talk all about it. :)

Yes! Scientology is not embarassing or weird, it's farking expensive and if you want to learn the secrets of the universe, you gotta pay up.

 
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