Penis goes where?

They seem like they've got a lot of spunk.

It's a little rough for the coxswain on the fo'c'sle.

Well, that's classy.

An investigation is under way in Australia over claims that navy sailors competed with each other to bed their female colleagues

This completely contravenes naval tradition.

Tailhook Part Deux: Australian Boogaloo

has rum and the lash become that passe?

Sex on a pool table or with a lesbian reportedly scored higher points.

The navy is sounding pretty appealing right now.

Ramming speed!

What scores would farkers assign various achievements and what would they score?

Tr0mBoNe: It's a little rough for the coxswain on the fo'c'sle.

Better that than the poop deck.

How on earth do you convince a lesbian to take the cawk? Assuming anyone actually achieved said feat, that is.

Then again, I suppose by 'lesbian' in the Navy they mean loud, aggressive bisexuals.

And by loud, aggressive bisexuals, I mean Australian women.

Female colleagues? What has become of our noble seaman traditions? I just hope the U.S. navy is still as gay as ever.

buhuhuhuhuhuh

It's a naval tradition to separate a woman from her panties... at least it WAS way back when. It's what gave a lot of US ports their colorful names.

see also: "Tuna Boat" (new window, language may be NSFW)

xterraadam: It's a naval tradition to separate a woman from her panties... at least it WAS way back when. It's what gave a lot of US ports their colorful names.

see also: "Tuna Boat" (new window, language may be NSFW)

God damn, that is a lot of slang.

I've read about Anne Bonny and Mary Read, so I'm getting a kick out of this.

US Slang has nothing on Jackspeak

NobleHam: Female colleagues? What has become of our noble seaman traditions? I just hope the U.S. navy is still as gay as ever.

It's not gay if you're underway.

(On the pier it's queer)

The whole crew??? Wow, that's a lot of seamen.

Tr0mBoNe: It's a little rough for the coxswain on the fo'c'sle.



/etc

The crew of the USS Liberace laughs at your games.

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ you should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And a masturbating penis.

The Captain of this sucker
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shiat
From one place to another.

Chorus
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
'cause there was fark all else to do.

An investigation is under way in Australia over claims that navy sailors competed with each other to bed their female colleagues

I think women and seamen don't mix.

Nice headline.

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Tr0mBoNe: It's a little rough for the coxswain on the fo'c'sle.

Better that than the poop deck.

Or across the fantail.

TFA implies that some female sailor had a problem with this. Listen girls, you can participate, decline, or game the system, but do not rat out your mates. Lord save us from hypersensitive, "liberated" women.

beve: An investigation is under way in Australia over claims that navy sailors competed with each other to bed their female colleagues

This completely contravenes naval tradition.

You mean Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash?

After actually reading the article, I don't blame the dudes for trying to spice up life on a fuel tanker for the navy.

Very clever turn on a worn-out joke, submitter.

Fr._Peter_Fitznuggly: beve: An investigation is under way in Australia over claims that navy sailors competed with each other to bed their female colleagues

This completely contravenes naval tradition.

You mean Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash?

First thread I looked at today, and you sir will not be topped today Fine work.

"The cabin boy the cabin boy
that dirty litter nipper
he hid some glass
inside his ass
and circumcised the skipper"

That is all.

This is no different then the bar, college, or any other social setting with women... I dont know why the government frowns on sex in the armed forces. If we can have, so can they.

I'm intrigued by the pool table. Was it on the ship or sometime when they were in port? If on the ship, how does that work? Wouldn't the rocking move the balls around, or at least throw off your shots?

I also needed to post because I see Bevis & Butthead, Steve Carrell, and Smithers, but no hot military chicks. I'll check the thread later, and I don't expect to be disappointed again.

Fr._Peter_Fitznuggly: beve: An investigation is under way in Australia over claims that navy sailors competed with each other to bed their female colleagues

This completely contravenes naval tradition.

You mean Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash?

If these sailors had any sense of tradition you should have scored triple bonus points for any encounter that involved all three at once

I don't think I could ever date a Navy chick. You know they end up with a mile of cock run through them every time they go out to sea.

The rumors of cannibalism are completely untrue.

Day_Old_Dutchie: It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ you should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And a masturbating penis.

The Captain of this sucker
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shiat
From one place to another.

Chorus
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
'cause there was fark all else to do.

Ahhh, the Pistols early on a Sunday morning. Cheers mate.

sojourner: How on earth do you convince a lesbian to take the cawk? Assuming anyone actually achieved said feat, that is.

Then again, I suppose by 'lesbian' in the Navy they mean loud, aggressive bisexuals.

And by loud, aggressive bisexuals, I mean Australian women.

I would guess some combination of the following: mass amounts of alcohol, complete and utter boredom, lack of lesbian options(meaning she's already done and had catfights with all the other lesbians and bisexuals on the boat) and/or money.

Or what you said.

Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: Very clever turn on a worn-out joke, submitter.

...but, it still would make an awesome shirt!

/really

no frimmin' on the jimjam; no frappin' on the poop deck.

/no smoking in the fore-castle

Subby waited his whole life to submit that headline.

I think Australia should disqualify itself from investigating on account of probing.

/laughs at the sailors' Success.

I bet they were just magic tricks.

IrateLeprechaun: I'm intrigued by the pool table. Was it on the ship or sometime when they were in port? If on the ship, how does that work? Wouldn't the rocking move the balls around, or at least throw off your shots?

Gyroscope stabilised pool table on a cruise ship

Link

I doubt the navy has them, but meh.

The captain laughs he says,
"You boys want some sex?"
You can squeeze the sails,
You can lick the decks.

Sarcastica75: I bet they were just magic tricks.

ILLUSIONS, Michel!

The Aussies have straight men in their Navy? How could that be? I didn't think that was allowed.

I wonder if they drink beer too?

I suppose the women who were pissed at this were valued low on the scale, eh? Because that's the only reason I'd be annoyed. I am top dollar or nothing.

Seriously, who gives a shiat if they're sleeping with them willingly? Now, if it was a rape club I'd care. This? Meh, let them have some fun. I wonder what buttsex paid. Because if I get a share of that money...