To the surprise of absolutely nobody
Submitter confused, thinking that's what he was playing in the Pirates movies

One of these does not compute.

I thought he was for Alice in Wonderland. Oh wait, thats the Mad Hatter he's playing.....creepy.

That Alice in Wonderland movie is going to be all kinds of farked up.

Subby, are you thinking of Orlando Bloom?

epyonyx: Subby, are you thinking of Orlando Bloom?

Nah, that guy was Keira Knightley

I think Depp is on a crusade to see just how outrageous a role he can land before people stop taking him seriously as an actor.

But, because he is Johnny Depp, I don't think there is a role outrageous enough to defeat his acting ability or credibility.

Alice in Wonderland itself is all kinds of farked up. It was written for a little girl that modeled for Lewis Carroll. Look it up.

TheGreatZarquon: I think Depp is on a crusade to see just how outrageous a role he can land before people stop taking him seriously as an actor.

But, because he is Johnny Depp, I don't think there is a role outrageous enough to defeat his acting ability or credibility.

I agree with you. The guy has skills. Its better than watching most of the actors these days who keep taking the same type of roles over and over and over again. For some reason, this also popped into my head...

I thought he was the favorite to play Michael Jackson? That sort of applies...

/Fan of both

can't wait fun rum diary to come out, whenever that may be

Ummm...*fap*?

'Ed Wood' pics in 3...2...1...

Dead for Tax Reasons: can't wait fun rum diary to come out, whenever that may be



Huh?

I haven't really seen Depp in anything serious, but I do love his outrageous characters.

Acting is pretending, kids can do it.
Don't fool yourself, it's the biggest joke in the world
and it's on YOU, Joe Shmoe!

I can't believe Depp would accept the role of Willy Wonka.
There was no way it wasn't going to suck in the wake of the original
and it DID suck, it really did.

Will not see Public Enemies cuz it looks like suck
just like the suckage of Pirates

oh Johnny me and my ex loved you in 21 Jump Steet
but I think you've already jumped the most important jump there is
for an actor

He should just get a kilt to walk around in.
In fact, nothing but kilts for him.
Heck, he doesn't even have to wear a shirt.

Well if he plays Michael Jackson in a biopic won't that be close enough?

davynelson: Acting is pretending, kids can do it.
Don't fool yourself, it's the biggest joke in the world
and it's on YOU, Joe Shmoe!

I can't believe Depp would accept the role of Willy Wonka.
There was no way it wasn't going to suck in the wake of the original
and it DID suck, it really did.



Will not see Public Enemies cuz it looks like suck
just like the suckage of Pirates

oh Johnny me and my ex loved you in 21 Jump Steet
but I think you've already jumped the most important jump there is
for an actor


Why do you
type like this?

It only serves to make you
look like an even bigger douche bag.

I thought Orlando Bloom was the girl in Pirates. Or was he the girl in Lord of the Rings?

Johnny Depp gets away with being so outrageous because, honestly, he doesn't really care what people think of him as a "serious" actor. He's just having fun. You can usually tell when an actor's having fun being an actor; Hugh Jackman springs to mind as well.

Gyrfalcon: I thought Orlando Bloom was the girl in Pirates. Or was he the girl in Lord of the Rings?

Johnny Depp gets away with being so outrageous because, honestly, he doesn't really care what people think of him as a "serious" actor. He's just having fun. You can usually tell when an actor's having fun being an actor; Hugh Jackman springs to mind as well.

Um, this?

davynelson: Acting is pretending, kids can do it.
Don't fool yourself, it's the biggest joke in the world
and it's on YOU, Joe Shmoe!

Awwww, someone has thier panties in a bunch because some guy is really good at acting in a story. Someone got thier asses kicked by glee club/drama dorks in high school or something?

Zmog: 'Ed Wood' pics in 3...2...1...

Just for you...

He was brilliant as Hunter S. Thompson. He had Gonzo perfectly worked out.

The only thing that would surprise anybody is if Depp couldn't pull it off.

Johnny Depp playing a woman? Yeah, no.

Byn: The only thing that would surprise anybody is if Depp couldn't pull it off.

That was pretty much my thought on this. To be honest, I get the feeling that only Johnny Depp could pull it off (no pun intended).

Zmog: 'Ed Wood' pics in 3...2...1...

Not forgetting his role in Before Night Falls", as BonBon.

RadicalMiddle: He was brilliant as Hunter S. Thompson. He had Gonzo perfectly worked out.

Bill Murray in Where The Buffalo Roam FTW. He eclipsed Depp.

Amateur.

I want to see Depp,Decaprio,Downey and Penn remake Predator.
Obviously Downey gets the Carl Weather part and Depp is Arnie but I haven't quite figured out the rest of the casting.

Johnny Depp is awesome in drag.

/Also hoping he gets to play Jerry Cornelius one day, though that may be too obvious a casting choice.

WFern: Jack

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Jack

Wasn't he basically playing Jackson in Willy wonka, I thought i remembered him saying that's where he took his inspiration from

Hell of an actor.

If he is looking for a mindfark role he should co-star in a movie with Hillary Swank in her tough or andrygous mode. Confusion would abound.

TribeFan695: That Alice in Wonderland movie is going to be all kinds of farked up.

In other words, they're finally making a faithful adaptation?

rjw25: davynelson: Acting is pretending, kids can do it.
Don't fool yourself, it's the biggest joke in the world
and it's on YOU, Joe Shmoe!

I can't believe Depp would accept the role of Willy Wonka.
There was no way it wasn't going to suck in the wake of the original
and it DID suck, it really did.



Will not see Public Enemies cuz it looks like suck
just like the suckage of Pirates

oh Johnny me and my ex loved you in 21 Jump Steet
but I think you've already jumped the most important jump there is
for an actor


Why do you
type like this?

It only serves to make you
look like an even bigger douche bag.

He forgot to put his Commodore 128 into 80 column mode.

RadicalMiddle: Zmog: 'Ed Wood' pics in 3...2...1...

Just for you...

NightGirl: Zmog: 'Ed Wood' pics in 3...2...1...

Not forgetting his role in Before Night Falls", as BonBon.

He's also done drag in 21 Jump Street too.

Can't remember which episode.

Archie Goodwin: RadicalMiddle: Zmog: 'Ed Wood' pics in 3...2...1...

Just for you...

NightGirl: Zmog: 'Ed Wood' pics in 3...2...1...

Not forgetting his role in Before Night Falls", as BonBon.

He's also done drag in 21 Jump Street too.

Can't remember which episode.

Pretty much all of it. Course, that was before emo was a meme.

Enemabag Jones: Hell of an actor.

If he is looking for a mindfark role he should co-star in a movie with Hillary Swank in her tough or andrygous mode. Confusion would abound.

That's actually an amazingly good idea. Which is why it'll never happen.

austerity101: Amateur.

Girls will be Girls almost killed me. When they showed the micropenis, I'm pretty sure I had a mini-stroke from laughing so hard. Check out Varla Jean's video of Heart's "Make Love to You"

I'm fairly certain that a majority of male farkers would probably go gaga for Johnny Depp in drag if they met him at a bar.

Mangoose: I'm fairly certain that a majority of male farkers would probably go gaga for Johnny Depp in drag if they met him at a bar.

FTFY.

Leishu: Mangoose: I'm fairly certain that a majority of male farkers would probably go gaga for Johnny Depp in drag if they met him at a bar.

FTFY.

Both and/or either of these.

"I enjoy being a girl."

Mangoose: I'm fairly certain that a majority of male farkers would probably go gaga for Johnny Depp in drag if they met him at a bar.

I'm also sure many farkettes would consider lesbianism as a new pastime as well.

Leishu: Mangoose: I'm fairly certain that a majority of male farkers would probably go gaga for Johnny Depp in drag if they met him at a bar.

FTFY.

This.

Yeah I'm straight. But I've still got a serious man-crush on both Depp and John Barrowman.

Old enough to know better: Leishu: Mangoose: I'm fairly certain that a majority of male farkers would probably go gaga for Johnny Depp in drag if they met him at a bar.

FTFY.

This.

Yeah I'm straight. But I've still got a serious man-crush on both Depp and John Barrowman.

Don't stop there. Daniel Craig, Clive Owen, Clint Eastwood...?

John Buck 41:

Don't stop there. Daniel Craig, Clive Owen, Clint Eastwood...?

Ummm no, nuh-uh, and nope.

It's so fashionable to insult celebrities once they become well known. Get over yourself submitter.

Mangoose: I'm fairly certain that a majority of male farkersI would probably gokill Lady gaga for Johnny Depp in drag if they met him at a bar.

Seriously, if he asked me, I would.

/threadjack over

Old enough to know better: John Buck 41:

Don't stop there. Daniel Craig, Clive Owen, Clint Eastwood...?

Ummm no, nuh-uh, and nope.

Ditto. Barrowman gets special points for being the source of the term "Omnisexual." Craig, Clive, and Clint do not.

*coff*bathtubdeppplz*coff*

Fark you subby, I'd hit it it so hard whoever pulled him out would be King of England.

John Buck 41: RadicalMiddle: He was brilliant as Hunter S. Thompson. He had Gonzo perfectly worked out.

Bill Murray in Where The Buffalo Roam FTW. He eclipsed Depp.

. . .

1. He didn't eclipse him, he came first.

2. He was NO WHERE CLOSE to as good as Depp.

Where the Buffalo Roam is an okay movie, but it's flawed and only entertaining because it's Thompson pastiche. Fear and Loathing is real Thompson and Depp has it down to a science. Thompson himself said they nailed it in Fear and Loathing. He and Depp were great friends for the rest of Thompson's life (Murray was his friend to, just not as close as Depp).

The Colonel (Depp) is one of the best actors out there, and anyone who says otherwise is either the type of person who hates everyone popular or doesn't like Depp because he doesn't only take "High Brow" roles. Being in a trilogy of Disney action movies of questionable quality does not make you a bad actor, no more than Ben Kingsley being in Blood Rayne makes him a bad actor.

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Johnny Depp says he wants a female role. Submitter confused, thinking that's what he was playing in the Pirates movies

Keith Richards is a female?

I found the 21 Jump Street episode on youtube, and yeah.

Depp made a hot, and extremely convincing girl. Probably because he didn't have a mustache, and he kept his mouth shut.

Guy's voice is kinda deep to play a real girl, though. Unless we're talking about a mute.

Depp is pretty damn good.

rjw25: Why do you
type like this?

It only serves to make you
look like an even bigger douche bag.

I thought it was some kind of song... I can kinda agree with him that the old Wonka was better, but that's a lot of opinion and nostalgia. However, Johnny Depp is an amazing actor. He can and has played every role I've ever seen him in spot the fark on. I'll be seeing Public Enemies as soon as I get the funding to...

susansto-helit: Ummm...*fap*?


FAP.

/what?

I could even play a 12-year-old girl at this point," he said.

Isn't there enough 44 year old men pretending to be 12 year old girls on the internet already?

I'd love to see Daniel Day Lewis and Johnny Depp in the same movie.

logophile: *coff*bathtubdeppplz*coff*

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