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(SeattlePI) Spiffy Fremont zombie walk: Guiness Book of Records must verify pulse, appetite for brains of participants, before determining if record was broken. Picture gallery   (seattlepi.com) divider line 73
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The Damned 2009-07-04 11:43:36 PM  
CygnusDarius:

(galleries/vamphunters/CRW_6579w.jpg)

Lemme call the cleanup crew.


They're zombies, Darius.

(hoping for the appropriate Left4Dead response)

 
Coelacanth 2009-07-04 11:44:48 PM  
I tried to get a zombie march organized for Las Vegas for this upcoming Halloween. But I guess you have to be buddies with the jackoffs that own the sites that advertise upcoming zombie marches.

 
Software2 2009-07-05 12:30:50 AM  
DAMMIT I forgot this was coming up!

For years now I've wanted to take a group of friends to the event and just start shooting away. They're too slow and stupid, so maybe Frank lets his guard down. Then I have to shoot him before he turns into one of them.

 
Drunken_Empath 2009-07-05 12:44:27 AM  
DimensionalPunk: It was a lot of fun, I was the quadriplegic zombie driving my chair with my chin.

For serious? My friend and I (dressed as "third act zombies" - we were still alive DURING the walk) walked past you, looked at each other and said, in unison, "EPIC"

 
cloud_van_dame [TotalFark] 2009-07-05 12:46:11 AM  
My first greenlight. Yay!

 
paikea 2009-07-05 12:54:57 AM  
Me to boyfriend: "Sorry I'm late honey ... I was delayed by the zombies in Fremont!"

Seriously, I had no idea what was going on when this guy on the corner with "flesh" sloughing off of his face growled/moaned at me as I drove by. I couldn't help blurting out "OMG ZOMBIES!" It as awesome.

 
Berz 2009-07-05 01:08:28 AM  
LordRosco: Don't shoot the witch, for the love of God, do not shoot the witch!

Unless you need the crowned achievement, in that case go ahead :)

 
oldandwiser 2009-07-05 01:22:10 AM  
Check out my nephew's site...http://nightzero.com/ and http://nightzero.com/blog.

If you like zombies, go to Amazon and buy his book. It is cool.
I am going to be an old biker zombie later this year.

 
lucasorvis 2009-07-05 01:27:47 AM  
Wow, I really DO sound like a pretentious dick in hindsight. Sorry about that! Enjoy the Zombie Walk!

 
Cat F Cat F 2009-07-05 01:37:18 AM  
I heard this being hyped on the radio. Would've liked to have seen it.

I see no Star Trek or blue Hare Krishna. Something to remember for next time...

 
ulairix 2009-07-05 01:54:43 AM  
PfizerX: WHY DOES THAT BABY HAVE GIGANTIC HANDS?!

I think they have one of those prosthetic hands/arms and they put it in the carriage.

 
wookie_x 2009-07-05 02:18:18 AM  
Earlier this year there was a zombie crawl here in Albuquerque. Instead of taking video of the zombies, I took reaction shots of the people on the streets NOT associated with the event. As a shameless plug, I will now present a link to my video. (new window)

 
wookie_x 2009-07-05 02:26:33 AM  
Oh, and I should say, this zombie walk looks like it was a hell of a lot of fun. As a huge zombie freak, I have to disagree with the zombie walk haters. Don't take it so seriously. Zombie walks give the opportunity to freak people out a little, and remove them from their standard little reality for one brief shining moment.

 
lyanna96 2009-07-05 07:00:54 AM  
rjw25: I love how the majority of geeks and nerds on the internet actually believe they would be the lone bad-ass survivor in a zombie apocalypse.
//We'd be the first ones down, due to our delicious, scrumptious brains.


Not me. I'd be the lone 13th level cleric/barbarian survivor due to my awesome 20 wisdom score and my sword of holy retribution that gives me +10 against undead.... where's the cheetos? And can I have a mountain dew?

www.derrickwilliams.com
hot like magic missles at the dark

 
parkerlewis 2009-07-05 08:46:43 AM  
I read the Zombie Survival Manual. I'd do just fine.

 
AliasUndercover 2009-07-05 09:24:55 AM  
Oznog: The weird thing is that the crystal meth-users parade got scheduled on the same day.
You win first prize!!

/no, the prize is not meth


The real zombies are no where near as much fun...

 
grimnir 2009-07-05 10:41:19 AM  
I had a hell of a good time doing this.

 
Freedom-Endured 2009-07-05 11:15:07 AM  
geekasaurus: i like how all of you think this is funny

the zombies are coming. oh yes.

pity most of you won't be prepared

/lobo


Toss in a SIR and I'm there.

/any new MB coming out?

 
Mobro4000 2009-07-05 12:42:26 PM  
Lemme guess. There was one zombie doctor, one football player, one nurse, one cheerleader, one cop, one bus driver, one bride. You know, just like the average people on street right now. It's like a children's book of things to be when you grow up out there on the sidewalk!

The point I'm trying to make is that I get sick of zombie movies that inaccurately portray what a REAL zombie infestation would look like. There would be loads of zombies in suits. A handful of homeless zombies. A bunch of old lady zombies. So, unless it happened on a weekend or near a hospital, there would be NO nurses or brides or doctors. And if there was 1 football player, there are probably going to be at 21 more right behind him. Not to mention the dudes on the bench.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2009-07-05 12:57:41 PM  
PfizerX: WHY DOES THAT BABY HAVE GIGANTIC HANDS?!

for lunch.

 
Saborlas [TotalFark] 2009-07-05 01:16:24 PM  
World Records like this are stupid: they're easy to beat if you have enough people. And someone WILL attempt to beat your record as soon as the idea occurs to them.

The records that stand are the records that set the bar high enough that not just anyone can reach it.

 
Disraeligear 2009-07-05 07:51:21 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

I was there! It was pretty awesome.

 
ivars 2009-07-05 11:10:24 PM  
Uhm, The Zombies is a band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombies

 
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