"Produce" is an uncountable quantity of agricultural goods. By definition it has no singular form and thus should not be used in the singular.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

After all, it's not about where you've bean but where you're going.


Quite true, but so many are too nervous even to potato in the water, let alone forage ahead.

mandingueiro: it's 'c'. always.

Keywork99: This surprises me why? People are vultures. They see something lying around, they assume it's up for grabs.

I, for one, just grabbed a silicone dildo off the church lawn across the street. Looks just like a giant translucent pink penis. Boiled it, soaked it in Purex, and am gonna try it on the girlfriend after suppies. Hope no AIDS or Hep(A||B||C)! Lulz! DILDY DILDY DILDY

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Englebert Slaptyback: I expected more Aussie insults: someone make with the roo-barbs.

mjoven1975: Me either. I pay $5 of my parsley celery because I look forward to the pun threads so much.

Hah!

Hey, we just gotta kale 'em as we see 'em.

After all, it's not about where you've bean but where you're going.

Chaya, I have to agree with you.

Englebert Slaptyback: Quite true, but so many are too nervous even to potato in the water, let alone forage ahead.

Orange you glad that we're doing what we can for their morale?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Englebert Slaptyback: Quite true, but so many are too nervous even to potato in the water, let alone forage ahead.

Orange you glad that we're doing what we can for their morale?

I know that I yam!

mjoven1975: Chaya, I have to agree with you.

I would have felt like a son of a peach if you didn't.

Well I am medical expert so I would call the cops, try and make him/her comfortable and load up the trunk..... Is that wrong?
Oh well I do carry a little first aid kit so maybe try and stop any bleeding?

mjoven1975: I know that I yam!

Excellent!

Olive it when a plan comes together!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: mjoven1975: Chaya, I have to agree with you.

I would have felt like a son of a peach if you didn't.

I would hate for you to feel meloncholy over such small potatoes.

Queensland Police Commissioner Fifi has stated "this is a despicable act"

mjoven1975: I would hate for you to feel meloncholy over such small potatoes.

What would come of such subsequent failures?

I'd be left saying, "Cloves... but no cigar..."

mjoven1975

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Englebert Slaptyback: Quite true, but so many are too nervous even to potato in the water, let alone forage ahead.

Orange you glad that we're doing what we can for their morale?

I know that I yam!


Tuber really honest, I am impressed with both of you pungents.

Please try to pear down your usage of puns.

CygnusDarius:
Something like that happened once here with a truck load of beer.

People actually waited for hours until a representative of the beer company came in and saw the situation. Once he declared that the beer was "useless to sell", people pounced on the truck like hyenas. Drunken hyenas.

And why shouldn't they? They waited until it was on the up and up instead of just grabbing and running. The beer would otherwise be pointlessly wasted.

Englebert Slaptyback: Tuber really honest, I am impressed with both of you pungents.

Thank you!

We can't rest on our laurels, though. I never like to take such diversions for pomegranate.


Donald_McRonald: Please try to pear down your usage of puns.

At least I'm truthful in my shenanigans.

I would NEVER lime to you.

Why didn't the mango out of his way to help that driver? Artichoke him out if I ever see him. I tell you what though, if I were his boss and I ever found out about this, he certainly wouldn't be recieving a celery from me much longer.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: mjoven1975: I would hate for you to feel meloncholy over such small potatoes.

What would come of such subsequent failures?

I'd be left saying, "Cloves... but no cigar..."

Thanks to your help, this thread sprouted into a cornucopia of quirky quibbles.

Well this thread has been fun, but I have a honeydew list to complete. Have pun everybody!

FTA:Police are investigating reports that a man, driving a silver Holden Commodore utility, stopped at the scene and stole a produce.
durrrr....

What? Why didn't he steal three produces instead of just a produce?

How's THIS for a fancy nickname: Why didn't the mango out of his way to help that driver? Artichoke him out if I ever see him. I tell you what though, if I were his boss and I ever found out about this, he certainly wouldn't be recieving a celery from me much longer.

When the possibility of personal gain enters the picture, some people will berry their feelings and do what they can for themselves.


mjoven1975: Thanks to your help, this thread sprouted into a cornucopia of quirky quibbles.

Heh, what's wrong with raisin a little hell here and there?

mjoven1975: Well this thread has been fun, but I have a honeydew list to complete. Have pun everybody!

Açaí what you did there.

Have a good one!

worth it just for the produce

Tegeril: "Produce" is an uncountable quantity of agricultural goods. By definition it has no singular form and thus should not be used in the singular.

ok smartguy, then what word should we use to refer to a single item of a nondescript agricultural, uh, thing?

Wasilla Hillbilly: Tegeril: "Produce" is an uncountable quantity of agricultural goods. By definition it has no singular form and thus should not be used in the singular.

ok smartguy, then what word should we use to refer to a single item of a nondescript agricultural, uh, thing?

It would be whatever the produce was.

The truck hauling carrots was full of produce. It spilled. I went and picked up a carrot.

/Editor.

Hate to squash your ideas, but free is free

EggFool: 2xhelix:

At least he didn't steal a shrubbery.

As long as it's nice, and not too expensive it should be OK.

I like laurel, especially.

Ask yourselves, Farkers. Be honest. Don't lie to yourself. What if it was you? And it was beer? GOOD beer?

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Hate to squash your ideas, but free is free

You never know where a free lunch will turnip.


jso2897: Ask yourselves, Farkers. Be honest. Don't lie to yourself. What if it was you? And it was beer? GOOD beer?

I don't have very high hops for humanity, but I try to keep myself in line.

It's the yeast anyone could do.

jso2897: Ask yourselves, Farkers. Be honest. Don't lie to yourself. What if it was you? And it was beer? GOOD beer?

Well in that case I, uh.. we- er

Okay, you've got us there dude.

jso2897: Ask yourselves, Farkers. Be honest. Don't lie to yourself. What if it was you? And it was beer? GOOD beer?

If it was GOOD beer it would be a moot point, because all the bottles would have broken on impact. Nice try for the moral angle, though.

Oh fark it, I'm leaving this thread in TMLO's capable hands. He is all Budweiser than me.


/Fare-thee-well, brocolli.

How's THIS for a fancy nickname: Oh fark it, I'm leaving this thread in TMLO's capable hands. He is all Budweiser than me.

Stop back soon, this kinda stuff is good for what ales ya!

Gyrfalcon: jso2897: Ask yourselves, Farkers. Be honest. Don't lie to yourself. What if it was you? And it was beer? GOOD beer?

If it was GOOD beer it would be a moot point, because all the bottles would have broken on impact. Nice try for the moral angle, though.

Unless it was a keg.

I has stolen a produce.

EggFool: 2xhelix:

At least he didn't steal a shrubbery.

As long as it's nice, and not too expensive it should be OK.

or perhaps two, with a bi level effect, and path down the middle?

Finder's keeper's!

Mmmmmm. Tossed salad.

Read your town charter, boy.

"If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around...start shoveling!

Came for King Douchenozzle von Crunk's "I sell produce" picture. Leaving disappointed.

moebetterbooze: Read your town charter, boy.

"If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around...start shoveling!

That's nothing, I get a pig every month! As well as "two comely lasses of virtue true".

A freightliner carrying a shipment for a grocery store wrecked years back in the city I delivered to as a courier. The towing company towed the trailer back to their yard but parked it in an unfenced area, probably because it was too big. The thing had a major crack in the side and you could see all of these boxes of canned and bottled goods.

No one bothered guarding the trailer during the night and by morning, a large amount of the goods had vanished.

Then again, the tow company was right on the edge of a high crime minority area.

By the next morning, 3/4 of the trailer was empty. I figure a lot of folks had suddenly obtained cases of soup, canned vegetables, jars of sauce, bottles of pickles and probably a lot of laundry detergent.

Knowing the area, I'm surprised they left the tires on the rig.