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(Some Chick) Obvious Michael Jackson's memorial will be in Los Angeles on Tuesday and of course the Westboro Baptist Church will be there. This should be interesting   (laist.com) divider line 206
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Rhaab 2009-07-04 04:15:38 PM  
unyon: microdome: MissFeasance: MJ was "nationality-confused"?

You got me on that one, no clue. But then again, what does WBC ever say that makes sense?

I think the point that they are (poorly) trying to make here is that Michael claimed to be a citizen of the world. Ergo, that by default makes him not a Real AmericanTM.


It's probably even simpler than that. I think they are among the increasing number of idiots in this country who believe that "nationality" is a synonym for "ethnicity".

I've heard people ask, "What nationality are you?" of other people that they know are from here. So far, I have yet to hear the correct answer: "I'm an American, you dumbass, just like you are. If you want to know about my ancestors, that's a different question."

 
Nurglitch 2009-07-04 04:15:40 PM  
Hollywood Cole: Bleck: It is just a matter of time before someone beats the crap out of these asshats- preferably someone that doesnt have any money and they cant sue.

Exactly! What we need to do is get a group of homeless people to take up a cause that the WBC will protest. (I don't know. Homeless gay soldiers or something)

Give the homeless baseball bats and broken bottles and let them completely massacre the WBC when they show and protest.

The WBC will be dead and the homeless will have a roof over their head.

WIN farkING WIN!


The problem is that the WBC types will then sue the local police and city for not protecting them, and so on. That's why they do what they do. However, I like your plan and would contribute to hiring some homeless guys if you can arrange it.

 
gorgor 2009-07-04 04:15:45 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/kq945u
(copy and paste)

 
bsimmons [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:17:40 PM  
of course

 
sarasotarockstar 2009-07-04 04:18:56 PM  
Hollywood Cole: Bleck: It is just a matter of time before someone beats the crap out of these asshats- preferably someone that doesnt have any money and they cant sue.

Exactly! What we need to do is get a group of homeless people to take up a cause that the WBC will protest. (I don't know. Homeless gay soldiers or something)

Give the homeless baseball bats and broken bottles and let them completely massacre the WBC when they show and protest.

The WBC will be dead and the homeless will have a roof over their head.

WIN farkING WIN!


I would HAPPILY donate money for bats to such a cause.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:19:34 PM  
baka-san: Can't wait till someone comes up with a way of suing them that works.

Here, sue them with this:

www.quanonline.com

 
Purple_Jack 2009-07-04 04:20:08 PM  
Interestingly, they don't seem to have an issue with the kiddy fiddling.

 
Koggie [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:22:02 PM  
I bet at least one MJ fan kicks the WBC protesters in the taint.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:22:59 PM  
Catsmeow: Gene Simmons:

'I want the kids who've accused him, to be blunt, of molestation, to have their say, the former Kiss singer told Canadian press. 'I want to hear what they have to say. Not celebrities. Let's celebrate the talent and everything later, let's just figure out if there are any victims here.'


Says the shameless attention whore who won't even marry the mother of his children.

 
chipspastic 2009-07-04 04:24:52 PM  
vertiaset: Despite their best efforts the cops may will hopefully not even notice the Westboro idiots until the damage is already done MJ's fans have killed them.

FTFme

 
The First 2009-07-04 04:24:55 PM  
As Cartman might say, "Oh its OOONNN biatch! Bring it!"

 
JMarsh42 2009-07-04 04:25:04 PM  
Purple_Jack: Interestingly, they don't seem to have an issue with the kiddy fiddling.

That's because jesus thinks its ok... that's why the all those catholic priests do it

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:25:47 PM  
baka-san: Can't wait till someone comes up with a way of suing them that works.

Well as I stated earlier, the cops, and cities don't like them either.

I'm not the most pro cop guy around, but they are intentionally creating a situation that puts the cops in great peril, and I don't think what they're doing is any different than inciting a riot.

If one happens, they should be arrested.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:25:59 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Here, sue them with this:

www.quanonline.com


Nah...

Can't get all of them. I want them broke.

 
Befuddled 2009-07-04 04:26:49 PM  
I hope the lunatics from the Westboro church have the decency to leave the kids at home. If the adults want to go get the crap beat out of them, that is their choice.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:27:03 PM  
TommyymmoT: If one happens, they should be arrested.

Agreed.

 
SharkTrager 2009-07-04 04:27:42 PM  
baka-san: Can't wait till someone comes up with a way of suing them that works.

I read a poorly written but thorough history of the family. Almost every one of them is a lawyer and they have been practicing the art of the harassment lawsuit for a couple of decades. In the long run they tend to win because, unlike everyone else, this is their chosen permanent way of life.

I'd love for them to lose but even if you win the only way they stop is if they are not only disbarred but stopped from filing lawsuits in just about every jurisdiction in the country. And that's not going to happen.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:27:57 PM  
baka-san: TommyymmoT: If one happens, they should be arrested.

Agreed.


I concur.

 
SharkTrager 2009-07-04 04:28:55 PM  
Koggie: I bet at least one MJ fan kicks the WBC protesters in the taint.

I'd take that bet. They will be surrounded by some of the likely hundreds of cops on the scene. The only way they get touched is if there is a full scale riot or the police let it happen.

 
Fano 2009-07-04 04:29:01 PM  
zippolight2002: Haha, I'll bring the popcorn.

We're gonna need a bigger bag of popcorn

 
Twitch Boy 2009-07-04 04:31:11 PM  
Even if someone splatters them against the pavement and they sue, Los Angeles (and California in general) is broke. Would they be able to get any money?

If someone gunned down the whole lot, they sued, and got nothing but an IOU for their efforts, that would be epic.

 
Wraithstrike 2009-07-04 04:33:10 PM  
Please let there be a counter protest dancing thriller. And if there is, let it be broadcast over the national news.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:33:43 PM  
Fano: zippolight2002: Haha, I'll bring the popcorn.

We're gonna need a bigger bag of popcorn


I'll bring the beer and the folding chairs.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:34:41 PM  
Twitch Boy: Even if someone splatters them against the pavement and they sue, Los Angeles (and California in general) is broke. Would they be able to get any money?

If someone gunned down the whole lot, they sued, and got nothing but an IOU for their efforts, that would be epic.


If I was the judge, I'd tell them they'll get their reward in heaven, because after all, isn't that their stated goal?

 
cybrgeezer 2009-07-04 04:34:55 PM  
How many times has Phelps and his WBC nutjobs promised to be at some event and never showed up?

 
Fano 2009-07-04 04:34:59 PM  
theducks.org

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:35:24 PM  
SharkTrager: I'd love for them to lose but even if you win the only way they stop is if they are not only disbarred but stopped from filing lawsuits in just about every jurisdiction in the country. And that's not going to happen.

I know, why it was a wish.

 
stev6801 2009-07-04 04:42:07 PM  
I hope a right starts and someone on the MJ side gets hurt that is not part of the riot. Then the family of that person takes the to court forinciting a riot and put the death on them. I don't like the idea of an inocent getting hurt but that one incent life may be the end of them and that is priceless.

 
Funk Brothers 2009-07-04 04:42:28 PM  
I cannot believe they did not showed up at Billy Mays funeral.

 
numb3r5ev3n 2009-07-04 04:43:28 PM  
kitryne: Oh man, I might actually have to show up at this thing.

Wish I could.

/Pirate Garb Not Optional! (new window)

 
Surool [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:44:43 PM  
I called this in the first MJ is dead thread.

 
budsterr 2009-07-04 04:45:34 PM  
I wish hell existed. People like Michael Jackson and Fred Phelps deserve an eternity of torture.

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:46:10 PM  
stev6801: I hope a right starts and someone on the MJ side gets hurt that is not part of the riot. Then the family of that person takes the to court forinciting a riot and put the death on them. I don't like the idea of an inocent getting hurt but that one incent life may be the end of them and that is priceless.

LOL WUT?

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:48:04 PM  
budsterr: I wish hell existed. People like Michael Jackson and Fred Phelps deserve an eternity of torture.

Given the childhood MJ had, I imagine he was tortured enough already.

 
Fano 2009-07-04 04:48:53 PM  
Hollywood Cole: stev6801: I hope a right starts and someone on the MJ side gets hurt that is not part of the riot. Then the family of that person takes the to court forinciting a riot and put the death on them. I don't like the idea of an inocent getting hurt but that one incent life may be the end of them and that is priceless.

LOL WUT?


Summon Meow Said the Dog

 
WFern 2009-07-04 04:50:46 PM  
TommyymmoT: GBROOKS: Catsmeow: Gene Simmons:

'I want the kids who've accused him, to be blunt, of molestation, to have their say, the former Kiss singer told Canadian press. 'I want to hear what they have to say. Not celebrities. Let's celebrate the talent and everything later, let's just figure out if there are any victims here.'

The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

I don't know, so I have a couple of questions.

Does that agreement extend to after his death? It's not like he's gonna go to jail.

Also, that agreement was signed on behalf of the minor child.
Once that child is 18, is he still bound to that agreement?


Frankly, I'm reluctant to believe anyone who would take money in exchange for their child being "molested." Not saying MJ wasn't a weirdo, but that doesn't mean he was a child molester. His accusers weren't credible, including the later mother who changed her story a half dozen times and had a history of shaking people down.

/Still a giant fan of his music regardless of whether he did it or not

 
Ding Dong Seven 2009-07-04 04:53:39 PM  
GBROOKS: The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

IF it happened?! You mean Jacko just gave random people tens of millions of dollars for no particular reason? Who are you again, Sherlock Holmes?

 
GBROOKS 2009-07-04 04:58:16 PM  
Ding Dong Seven: GBROOKS: The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

IF it happened?! You mean Jacko just gave random people tens of millions of dollars for no particular reason? Who are you again, Sherlock Holmes?


Just someone with an internet connection and too much free time, just like you.

 
andrethered1 2009-07-04 04:58:26 PM  
Just pop some popcorn and pull up a chair. This should be a cable pay per view event.

 
gorgor 2009-07-04 05:00:19 PM  
I drink your milkshake
http://tinyurl.com/m7pofy
(copy and paste)

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 05:01:20 PM  
budsterr: I wish hell existed. People like Michael Jackson and Fred Phelps deserve an eternity of torture.

There is a difference is what MJ was charged with is a Crime and a dirt bag like Fred has a right to say the things he does.
A right that everyone should fight for.

 
gorgor 2009-07-04 05:03:23 PM  
Popcorn?
http://tinyurl.com/njdaq3
(copy and paste, NSFW)

 
WFern 2009-07-04 05:05:08 PM  
Ding Dong Seven: GBROOKS: The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

IF it happened?! You mean Jacko just gave random people tens of millions of dollars for no particular reason? Who are you again, Sherlock Holmes?


Yeah, if someone were accusing me of child molestation and I could face years in jail based on nothing but their claims, you and I wouldn't do anything we could to make it go away.

/massive eyeroll

 
Stantz 2009-07-04 05:08:15 PM  
If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

On a lighter note, I hope fred Phelps dies horribly in a hailstorm of black leather and jewel-encrusted gloves

 
SharkTrager 2009-07-04 05:08:35 PM  
Surool: I called this in the first MJ is dead thread.

Saying that Phelps was going to a celebrity funeral, especially one where people have claimed the deceased is gay and, in this particular case, that he is a child molester, is not exactly going out on a limb.

 
From_The_Year_2000 2009-07-04 05:11:54 PM  
WFern: Ding Dong Seven: GBROOKS: The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

IF it happened?! You mean Jacko just gave random people tens of millions of dollars for no particular reason? Who are you again, Sherlock Holmes?

Yeah, if someone were accusing me of child molestation and I could face years in jail based on nothing but their claims, you and I wouldn't do anything we could to make it go away.

/massive eyeroll


Well shiat I'm officially accusing you of child molestation.

 
SharkTrager 2009-07-04 05:12:15 PM  
Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

On a lighter note, I hope fred Phelps dies horribly in a hailstorm of black leather and jewel-encrusted gloves


I agree with everything you say, but I also recognize that, in a world where some people have literally sold their kids for sex, the concept of one putting their child in close proximity to a wealthy suspected child molester is not that far fetched. And it wouldn't mean the kids were not still victims. It just increases the number of people involved in victimizing the child.

/just a theory

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 05:13:13 PM  
SharkTrager: Surool: I called this in the first MJ is dead thread.

Saying that Phelps was going to a celebrity funeral, especially one where people have claimed the deceased is gay and, in this particular case, that he is a child molester, is not exactly going out on a limb.


Yeah i was thinking the same thing.

What prediction do you have for us next Surool? Or should I say Ric Romero?

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 05:15:10 PM  
SharkTrager: Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

On a lighter note, I hope fred Phelps dies horribly in a hailstorm of black leather and jewel-encrusted gloves

I agree with everything you say, but I also recognize that, in a world where some people have literally sold their kids for sex, the concept of one putting their child in close proximity to a wealthy suspected child molester is not that far fetched. And it wouldn't mean the kids were not still victims. It just increases the number of people involved in victimizing the child.

/just a theory


I was watching The Daily Show and they were showing Matt Lauer walking through the Neverland House. My only question is WTF would you need a little secret room in a cedar closet that had 3 separate deadbolts on it?

That creeped the hell out of me.

 
WFern 2009-07-04 05:16:01 PM  
From_The_Year_2000: Well shiat I'm officially accusing you of child molestation.

The LAPD has already been to my home to photograph my penis and my buttocks. It was humiliating.

 
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