If there was ever a time that a riot in that area would be appropriate...

I can't wait for 3:49. This should be a free-for-all.

MJ was "nationality-confused"?

They gonna get killed. Those MJ fans are nuttier than a fruitcake. They take after their hero.

God hates entertainers-who-were-denied-their-childhood-years-by-overbearing-greedy-abusive -fathers-which-subsequently-led-them-to-be-farked-up-mentally-in-their-adult-yea rs!

*Whew!* (They're going to need a bigger sign.)

Oh man, I might actually have to show up at this thing.

MissFeasance: MJ was "nationality-confused"?

You got me on that one, no clue. But then again, what does WBC ever say that makes sense?

Haha, I'll bring the popcorn.

microdome: MissFeasance: MJ was "nationality-confused"?

You got me on that one, no clue. But then again, what does WBC ever say that makes sense?

Can't argue that.

Maybe since he was a singer, they'll do their new "God Hates the World" Hymn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0lF39tNZxk&feature=response_watch

Story starts at 1:00, with sample goodness.

Walker: Those MJ fans are nuttier than a fruitcake.

I honestly don't know which side to cheer for. I hope both sides follow a policy of MAD if they get into a fight.

kitryne: Oh man, I might actually have to show up at this thing.

You should hand out baseball bats and pick-axes to the combatants.

Can you just imagine the publicity the Taser Companies are going to get out of this?

Oh, HELLS yeah! It is ON!

God, I hope someone broadcasts constant coverage of this. Like PacMan, I don't know who to pull for. But it'll be entertaining to watch.

Holy crap. This is not going to end well... at all.

Wow I seriously hope those Jackson fans get Dangerous and go off the wall and beat it. It would be a thriller.

that's all I got

I wish it would end badly, but it won't. There will be some yelling and that's about it.

However, the message that God hates pedophiles is hard to argue with.

microdome: MissFeasance: MJ was "nationality-confused"?

You got me on that one, no clue. But then again, what does WBC ever say that makes sense?

I think the point that they are (poorly) trying to make here is that Michael claimed to be a citizen of the world. Ergo, that by default makes him not a Real American^TM.

So ok- everyone knows that they do this in part in order to incite activity against them that they can take to court, which finances these shenanigans.

Has anybody come up with a litigation-proof way to express one's first amendment rights to tell these people to fark off, without risk of a lawsuit? Squirtguns with ice water, perhaps? Impersonating them, getting in with them, with signs they would find wholly offensive?

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Someone needs a picture of that guy in the Letterman protest holding the "I'm a right wing nut" sign.

Here we have a chance for two wrongs to become a right.

Oh dear lord.. some of those MJ fans are some pipe-wielding negroes that will not take kindly to these idiot religious nutjobs.

I hope the Phelps crew gets massacred.. and the police turn a blind eye.

Dr.Knockboots: Oh dear lord.. some of those MJ fans are some pipe-wielding negroes that will not take kindly to these idiot religious nutjobs.

I hope the Phelps crew gets massacred.. and the police turn a blind eye.

You forgot that that specific location is just a stone's throw from Watts, Compton, and East Los Angeles, not exactly bastions of civilization.

Michael should be melted into lego, then the kids can play with him for once..

DamnYankees: Someone needs a picture of that guy in the Letterman protest holding the "I'm a right wing nut" sign.

You mean... EAST SIDE DAVE?!

There's a whole story behind that. He's actually the father of two, has a steady job, and has a beautiful wife.

Well, I guess we won't have to worry about those kooks anymore.

Remember folks: the first amendment guarantees freedom of speech, not freedom from consequence.

It is just a matter of time before someone beats the crap out of these asshats- preferably someone that doesnt have any money and they cant sue.

scruffy1: Dr.Knockboots: not exactly bastions of civilization.

/neither is Fark

Let's see...Jacko allegedly liked shagging little boys and they're protesting him for being "nationality-confused"???

It's like they're trying as hard as they can to be facepalm stupid.

It's too bad these things usually stop at "shouting match"..

//I'm going to laugh if, after dying, phelps meets god in heaven. Then, after being scolded for a total lack of brotherly love, god boots phelps back to earth as the butchest lesbian ever.

//Now, I know rosie might be jealous..

I'd pay to see this shiat.

Okay everybody shush about this! We don't want Mr Phelps to catch wind of what might transpire when you confront half a million MJ fans in LA, or he'll decide not to come!

I'm surprised the WBC didn't make it to David Carradine's funeral.

Gene Simmons:

'I want the kids who've accused him, to be blunt, of molestation, to have their say, the former Kiss singer told Canadian press. 'I want to hear what they have to say. Not celebrities. Let's celebrate the talent and everything later, let's just figure out if there are any victims here.'

Bleck: It is just a matter of time before someone beats the crap out of these asshats- preferably someone that doesnt have any money and they cant sue.

They know that, and that is why they sue the city, for not protecting them.

The cops don't like them any more than the rest of us.

Bleck: It is just a matter of time before someone beats the crap out of these asshats- preferably someone that doesnt have any money and they cant sue.

Exactly! What we need to do is get a group of homeless people to take up a cause that the WBC will protest. (I don't know. Homeless gay soldiers or something)

Give the homeless baseball bats and broken bottles and let them completely massacre the WBC when they show and protest.

The WBC will be dead and the homeless will have a roof over their head.

WIN farkING WIN!

Worst possible outcome for Phelps and WC would be for MJ's fans, and the media, to ignore them completely.

Phelps would have to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire in order to get attention.

Catsmeow: Gene Simmons:

'I want the kids who've accused him, to be blunt, of molestation, to have their say, the former Kiss singer told Canadian press. 'I want to hear what they have to say. Not celebrities. Let's celebrate the talent and everything later, let's just figure out if there are any victims here.'

The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

GBROOKS: scruffy1: Dr.Knockboots: not exactly bastions of civilization.

/neither is Fark

Yeah but the closest we come to looting, is a Woot Off.

NO ROOMBA! NO PEACE!

GhostWing: Phelps would have to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire in order to get attention.

I fail to see a problem with this.

If the Phelps gang is ever going to be stomped into a wet pulp, it will be at this event. Tuesday cannot come fast enough.

From Fred Phelps:
We will be there to tell you to Thank God for the death of this filthy, adulterous, idolatrous, gender-confused, nationality-confused, unthankful brute beast. We will be there to remind you that God Killed Wacko Jacko.

From Jesus:
But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. (Mathew 5:22)
Raca, or Raka, in the Aramaic of the Talmud means empty one, fool, empty head.

For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. (Mark 4:24)

Fred Phelps, a tree is known by it's fruit, unfortunately, what you do bears no fruit at all.

GBROOKS: Catsmeow: Gene Simmons:

'I want the kids who've accused him, to be blunt, of molestation, to have their say, the former Kiss singer told Canadian press. 'I want to hear what they have to say. Not celebrities. Let's celebrate the talent and everything later, let's just figure out if there are any victims here.'

The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

I don't know, so I have a couple of questions.

Does that agreement extend to after his death? It's not like he's gonna go to jail.

Also, that agreement was signed on behalf of the minor child.
Once that child is 18, is he still bound to that agreement?

Damnit. Will someone in LA please run them over with one of these?

Thinking the same thing as mentioned above.. some fans are DIE HARD fans and might go royally postal on their asses. Even if they brought every member, supporter, etc. they will still be outnumbered 100 to 1 with fans that won't put up with it. SHOULD make for some interesting Fark headlines - 'some' meaning more than one, hopefully with photo and/or video goodness.

/Muwahahahaaa

Can't wait till someone comes up with a way of suing them that works.

unyon: microdome: MissFeasance: MJ was "nationality-confused"?

You got me on that one, no clue. But then again, what does WBC ever say that makes sense?

I think the point that they are (poorly) trying to make here is that Michael claimed to be a citizen of the world. Ergo, that by default makes him not a Real American^TM.

It's probably even simpler than that. I think they are among the increasing number of idiots in this country who believe that "nationality" is a synonym for "ethnicity".

I've heard people ask, "What nationality are you?" of other people that they know are from here. So far, I have yet to hear the correct answer: "I'm an American, you dumbass, just like you are. If you want to know about my ancestors, that's a different question."

Hollywood Cole: Bleck: It is just a matter of time before someone beats the crap out of these asshats- preferably someone that doesnt have any money and they cant sue.

Exactly! What we need to do is get a group of homeless people to take up a cause that the WBC will protest. (I don't know. Homeless gay soldiers or something)

Give the homeless baseball bats and broken bottles and let them completely massacre the WBC when they show and protest.

The WBC will be dead and the homeless will have a roof over their head.

WIN farkING WIN!

The problem is that the WBC types will then sue the local police and city for not protecting them, and so on. That's why they do what they do. However, I like your plan and would contribute to hiring some homeless guys if you can arrange it.

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/kq945u
(copy and paste)

of course

Hollywood Cole: Bleck: It is just a matter of time before someone beats the crap out of these asshats- preferably someone that doesnt have any money and they cant sue.

Exactly! What we need to do is get a group of homeless people to take up a cause that the WBC will protest. (I don't know. Homeless gay soldiers or something)

Give the homeless baseball bats and broken bottles and let them completely massacre the WBC when they show and protest.

The WBC will be dead and the homeless will have a roof over their head.

WIN farkING WIN!

I would HAPPILY donate money for bats to such a cause.

baka-san: Can't wait till someone comes up with a way of suing them that works.

Here, sue them with this:

Interestingly, they don't seem to have an issue with the kiddy fiddling.

I bet at least one MJ fan kicks the WBC protesters in the taint.

Catsmeow: Gene Simmons:

'I want the kids who've accused him, to be blunt, of molestation, to have their say, the former Kiss singer told Canadian press. 'I want to hear what they have to say. Not celebrities. Let's celebrate the talent and everything later, let's just figure out if there are any victims here.'

Says the shameless attention whore who won't even marry the mother of his children.

vertiaset: Despite their best efforts the cops may will hopefully not even notice the Westboro idiots until the damage is already done MJ's fans have killed them.

FTFme

As Cartman might say, "Oh its OOONNN biatch! Bring it!"

Purple_Jack: Interestingly, they don't seem to have an issue with the kiddy fiddling.

That's because jesus thinks its ok... that's why the all those catholic priests do it

baka-san: Can't wait till someone comes up with a way of suing them that works.

Well as I stated earlier, the cops, and cities don't like them either.

I'm not the most pro cop guy around, but they are intentionally creating a situation that puts the cops in great peril, and I don't think what they're doing is any different than inciting a riot.

If one happens, they should be arrested.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Here, sue them with this:

www.quanonline.com

Nah...

Can't get all of them. I want them broke.

I hope the lunatics from the Westboro church have the decency to leave the kids at home. If the adults want to go get the crap beat out of them, that is their choice.

TommyymmoT: If one happens, they should be arrested.

Agreed.

baka-san: Can't wait till someone comes up with a way of suing them that works.

I read a poorly written but thorough history of the family. Almost every one of them is a lawyer and they have been practicing the art of the harassment lawsuit for a couple of decades. In the long run they tend to win because, unlike everyone else, this is their chosen permanent way of life.

I'd love for them to lose but even if you win the only way they stop is if they are not only disbarred but stopped from filing lawsuits in just about every jurisdiction in the country. And that's not going to happen.

baka-san: TommyymmoT: If one happens, they should be arrested.

Agreed.

I concur.

Koggie: I bet at least one MJ fan kicks the WBC protesters in the taint.

I'd take that bet. They will be surrounded by some of the likely hundreds of cops on the scene. The only way they get touched is if there is a full scale riot or the police let it happen.

zippolight2002: Haha, I'll bring the popcorn.

We're gonna need a bigger bag of popcorn

Even if someone splatters them against the pavement and they sue, Los Angeles (and California in general) is broke. Would they be able to get any money?

If someone gunned down the whole lot, they sued, and got nothing but an IOU for their efforts, that would be epic.

Please let there be a counter protest dancing thriller. And if there is, let it be broadcast over the national news.

Fano: zippolight2002: Haha, I'll bring the popcorn.

We're gonna need a bigger bag of popcorn

I'll bring the beer and the folding chairs.

Twitch Boy: Even if someone splatters them against the pavement and they sue, Los Angeles (and California in general) is broke. Would they be able to get any money?

If someone gunned down the whole lot, they sued, and got nothing but an IOU for their efforts, that would be epic.

If I was the judge, I'd tell them they'll get their reward in heaven, because after all, isn't that their stated goal?

How many times has Phelps and his WBC nutjobs promised to be at some event and never showed up?

SharkTrager: I'd love for them to lose but even if you win the only way they stop is if they are not only disbarred but stopped from filing lawsuits in just about every jurisdiction in the country. And that's not going to happen.

I know, why it was a wish.

I hope a right starts and someone on the MJ side gets hurt that is not part of the riot. Then the family of that person takes the to court forinciting a riot and put the death on them. I don't like the idea of an inocent getting hurt but that one incent life may be the end of them and that is priceless.

I cannot believe they did not showed up at Billy Mays funeral.

kitryne: Oh man, I might actually have to show up at this thing.

Wish I could.

/Pirate Garb Not Optional! (new window)

I called this in the first MJ is dead thread.

I wish hell existed. People like Michael Jackson and Fred Phelps deserve an eternity of torture.

stev6801: I hope a right starts and someone on the MJ side gets hurt that is not part of the riot. Then the family of that person takes the to court forinciting a riot and put the death on them. I don't like the idea of an inocent getting hurt but that one incent life may be the end of them and that is priceless.

LOL WUT?

budsterr: I wish hell existed. People like Michael Jackson and Fred Phelps deserve an eternity of torture.

Given the childhood MJ had, I imagine he was tortured enough already.

Hollywood Cole: stev6801: I hope a right starts and someone on the MJ side gets hurt that is not part of the riot. Then the family of that person takes the to court forinciting a riot and put the death on them. I don't like the idea of an inocent getting hurt but that one incent life may be the end of them and that is priceless.

LOL WUT?

Summon Meow Said the Dog

TommyymmoT: GBROOKS: Catsmeow: Gene Simmons:

'I want the kids who've accused him, to be blunt, of molestation, to have their say, the former Kiss singer told Canadian press. 'I want to hear what they have to say. Not celebrities. Let's celebrate the talent and everything later, let's just figure out if there are any victims here.'

The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

I don't know, so I have a couple of questions.

Does that agreement extend to after his death? It's not like he's gonna go to jail.

Also, that agreement was signed on behalf of the minor child.
Once that child is 18, is he still bound to that agreement?

Frankly, I'm reluctant to believe anyone who would take money in exchange for their child being "molested." Not saying MJ wasn't a weirdo, but that doesn't mean he was a child molester. His accusers weren't credible, including the later mother who changed her story a half dozen times and had a history of shaking people down.

/Still a giant fan of his music regardless of whether he did it or not

GBROOKS: The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

IF it happened?! You mean Jacko just gave random people tens of millions of dollars for no particular reason? Who are you again, Sherlock Holmes?

Ding Dong Seven: GBROOKS: The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

IF it happened?! You mean Jacko just gave random people tens of millions of dollars for no particular reason? Who are you again, Sherlock Holmes?

Just someone with an internet connection and too much free time, just like you.

Just pop some popcorn and pull up a chair. This should be a cable pay per view event.

I drink your milkshake
http://tinyurl.com/m7pofy
(copy and paste)

budsterr: I wish hell existed. People like Michael Jackson and Fred Phelps deserve an eternity of torture.

There is a difference is what MJ was charged with is a Crime and a dirt bag like Fred has a right to say the things he does.
A right that everyone should fight for.

Popcorn?
http://tinyurl.com/njdaq3
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Ding Dong Seven: GBROOKS: The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

IF it happened?! You mean Jacko just gave random people tens of millions of dollars for no particular reason? Who are you again, Sherlock Holmes?

Yeah, if someone were accusing me of child molestation and I could face years in jail based on nothing but their claims, you and I wouldn't do anything we could to make it go away.

/massive eyeroll

If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

On a lighter note, I hope fred Phelps dies horribly in a hailstorm of black leather and jewel-encrusted gloves

Surool: I called this in the first MJ is dead thread.

Saying that Phelps was going to a celebrity funeral, especially one where people have claimed the deceased is gay and, in this particular case, that he is a child molester, is not exactly going out on a limb.

WFern: Ding Dong Seven: GBROOKS: The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

IF it happened?! You mean Jacko just gave random people tens of millions of dollars for no particular reason? Who are you again, Sherlock Holmes?

Yeah, if someone were accusing me of child molestation and I could face years in jail based on nothing but their claims, you and I wouldn't do anything we could to make it go away.

/massive eyeroll

Well shiat I'm officially accusing you of child molestation.

Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

On a lighter note, I hope fred Phelps dies horribly in a hailstorm of black leather and jewel-encrusted gloves

I agree with everything you say, but I also recognize that, in a world where some people have literally sold their kids for sex, the concept of one putting their child in close proximity to a wealthy suspected child molester is not that far fetched. And it wouldn't mean the kids were not still victims. It just increases the number of people involved in victimizing the child.

/just a theory

SharkTrager: Surool: I called this in the first MJ is dead thread.

Saying that Phelps was going to a celebrity funeral, especially one where people have claimed the deceased is gay and, in this particular case, that he is a child molester, is not exactly going out on a limb.

Yeah i was thinking the same thing.

What prediction do you have for us next Surool? Or should I say Ric Romero?

SharkTrager: Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

On a lighter note, I hope fred Phelps dies horribly in a hailstorm of black leather and jewel-encrusted gloves

I agree with everything you say, but I also recognize that, in a world where some people have literally sold their kids for sex, the concept of one putting their child in close proximity to a wealthy suspected child molester is not that far fetched. And it wouldn't mean the kids were not still victims. It just increases the number of people involved in victimizing the child.

/just a theory

I was watching The Daily Show and they were showing Matt Lauer walking through the Neverland House. My only question is WTF would you need a little secret room in a cedar closet that had 3 separate deadbolts on it?

That creeped the hell out of me.

From_The_Year_2000: Well shiat I'm officially accusing you of child molestation.

The LAPD has already been to my home to photograph my penis and my buttocks. It was humiliating.

SharkTrager: Surool: I called this in the first MJ is dead thread.

Saying that Phelps was going to a celebrity funeral, especially one where people have claimed the deceased is gay and, in this particular case, that he is a child molester, is not exactly going out on a limb.

Obviously you have never had a wealthy man standing in front of you with a checkbook and a pen in hand.

Also, you would have had the good sense not to send your child over to his house in the first place.

Only 20K tickets, potentially 730K upset mourners turned away from the Staples Center with nothing to do & 12 Westboro whackjobs just asking to be reduced to a greasy red smear on the sidewalk. If the LAPD doesn't pre-emptively lock them up for their own safety, more cops could get hurt than protesters. Look for the camera crew from Faces Of Death to be there.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: baka-san: Can't wait till someone comes up with a way of suing them that works.

Here, sue them with this:

The 20rd magazine is a bit small. 50/100 round drums are where it's at for the Chicago typewriter.

hmmmmm, is this why the LAPD is going to cordon off the event and not let anyone closer than a quarter mile? to keep the crazies from rubbing against crazies....

There's never a terrorist with a small thermonuclear bomb around when you really need one. Pity, this would really be a chance to do some housecleaning.

Sword and Shield: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: baka-san: Can't wait till someone comes up with a way of suing them that works.

Here, sue them with this:

The 20rd magazine is a bit small. 50/100 round drums are where it's at for the Chicago typewriter.

I think drum magazines are illegal.

WFern: From_The_Year_2000: Well shiat I'm officially accusing you of child molestation.

The LAPD has already been to my home to photograph my penis and my buttocks. It was humiliating.

Yeah about that....I am, TECHNICALLY, not the LAPD....

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Sword and Shield: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: baka-san: Can't wait till someone comes up with a way of suing them that works.

Here, sue them with this:

The 20rd magazine is a bit small. 50/100 round drums are where it's at for the Chicago typewriter.

I think drum magazines are illegal.

They may be ok for shotguns though (new window)

I always liked the term Chicago Typewriter.

How could the WBC sue the city for not protecting them? Wasnt there a semi-recent supreme court case that the police have no duty to protect you?

budsterr: I wish hell existed. People like Michael Jackson and Fred Phelps deserve an eternity of torturehugging and kissing and giving snuggle-bunnies to each other.

FTFY

Cyno01: How could the WBC sue the city for not protecting them? Wasnt there a semi-recent supreme court case that the police have no duty to protect you?

I don't think LA can afford to pay the garbagemen so it's probably moot

From_The_Year_2000: WFern: Ding Dong Seven: GBROOKS: The parents got paid off for their "molestation" (if it actually happened) and can't say anything as a term of their payoff.

IF it happened?! You mean Jacko just gave random people tens of millions of dollars for no particular reason? Who are you again, Sherlock Holmes?

Yeah, if someone were accusing me of child molestation and I could face years in jail based on nothing but their claims, you and I wouldn't do anything we could to make it go away.

/massive eyeroll

Well shiat I'm officially accusing you of child molestation.

Me too. CHA CHING!

Stroke_N_Focus: Me too. CHA CHING!

If I had enough money to nearly qualify as a billionaire, I might toss a million your way. As it is, I think you'll be disappointed if you check my bank statements.

Hollywood Cole: SharkTrager: Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

On a lighter note, I hope fred Phelps dies horribly in a hailstorm of black leather and jewel-encrusted gloves

I agree with everything you say, but I also recognize that, in a world where some people have literally sold their kids for sex, the concept of one putting their child in close proximity to a wealthy suspected child molester is not that far fetched. And it wouldn't mean the kids were not still victims. It just increases the number of people involved in victimizing the child.

/just a theory

I was watching The Daily Show and they were showing Matt Lauer walking through the Neverland House. My only question is WTF would you need a little secret room in a cedar closet that had 3 separate deadbolts on it?

That creeped the hell out of me.

I was watching something last night on Michael Jackson called "Remember the time" i think...and they showed a bunch of footage of him riding rides with kids..and said his best friend was usually a 13 year old boy or something...that creeped me out too.

Im not saying he did or didnt do anything but.....that shiat was wierd.

WFern: Stroke_N_Focus: Me too. CHA CHING!

If I had enough money to nearly qualify as a billionaire, I might toss a million your way. As it is, I think you'll be disappointed if you check my bank statements.

Well..in the event that for some reason you do become a billionaire im going to add you to my favs..just in case you do toss a mill my way!

I called this one days ago. Buncha farking attention whores.

thats a whole lot of crazy planning to assemble in one place.

Link was farked, so couldn't RTFA...but I'm getting the popcorn anyway..

What's the book on them getting trampled, smashed, squished, and otherwised smithereened so badly that not even the legendary Miami CSI Forensics Team^TM will be able to find any remains?

Who wants butter...and who wants parmesan cheese on their popcorn?

/ this should be good...
// as a grim warning to hate groups and how they carry the seeds of their own destruction, of course, is what I mean... ;)

BUT MJ WAS NOT GAY!!!111eleventyone

/got nothin'

stev6801: I hope a right starts and someone on the MJ side gets hurt that is not part of the riot. Then the family of that person takes the to court forinciting a riot and put the death on them. I don't like the idea of an inocent getting hurt but that one incent life may be the end of them and that is priceless.

Dude step away from the bottle for 2 minutes. Jesus Christ.

I can only imagine that this will spell the end of the WBC. Either that or some impeccably choreographed West Side Story-level dance number set to 'Bad' or something.

/got nothing

Pesky_Humans: stev6801: I hope a right starts and someone on the MJ side gets hurt that is not part of the riot. Then the family of that person takes the to court forinciting a riot and put the death on them. I don't like the idea of an inocent getting hurt but that one incent life may be the end of them and that is priceless.

Dude step away from the bottle for 2 minutes. Jesus Christ.

How babby is formed?

I predict a lot of crotch grabbing.

As a former resident of Kansas who lived less than an hour from Topeka, let me just say that if they are butchered and eaten in a reenactment of Thriller I would shed no tears. Just be sure enough people are involved it makes it very hard for them to litigate.

I hope the Nation of Islam are there to counter protest the WBC. That would be fun.

When Freddy dies, I dont care where it is, or how far away I am, I will go protest his funeral.

With a giant sign that says something like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA".

I'm hoping for a choreographed knife fight!

nm651984: When Freddy dies, I dont care where it is, or how far away I am, I will go protest his funeral.

With a giant sign that says something like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA".

"God Hates Fred Phelps"

NNH= "that's a whole lot of crazy planning to assemble in one place".

That will be a whole lot of crazy assembled in one place!!!

Upon re-reading NNH's post, that is what he meant...


look at me FAIL!

Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

They send their kid to a millionaire's house. He gets used as a sex toy. The parents pocket some money. Seems to me there's a word to describe someone like that.

Squidgilum: Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

They send their kid to a millionaire's house. See opportunity to claim he gets used as a sex toy. The parents pocket some money. Seems to me there's a word to describe someone like that.

I'm just saying there's ample reason for skepticism.

WFern: Squidgilum: Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

They send their kid to a millionaire's house. See opportunity to claim he gets used as a sex toy. The parents pocket some money. Seems to me there's a word to describe someone like that.

I'm just saying there's ample reason for skepticism.

Only his fans are skeptical.

Squidgilum: Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

They send their kid to a millionaire's house. He gets used as a sex toy. The parents pocket some money. Seems to me there's a word to describe someone like that.

Pimpin' ain't easy...

Freddy and his cult may finally get the beat-down they deserve.

From_The_Year_2000: WFern: Squidgilum: Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

They send their kid to a millionaire's house. See opportunity to claim he gets used as a sex toy. The parents pocket some money. Seems to me there's a word to describe someone like that.

I'm just saying there's ample reason for skepticism.

Only his fans are skeptical.

Nobody was ever able to prove anything but that there seemed to be a lot of shenanigans on the parts of the accusers both times. That, and nothing was ever proven. All it takes in this society is for someone to be accused of something as heinous as child molestation - and no matter what the law says or if they're actually guilty or not, they're convicted by the court of public opinion due to the stigma of just having been accused of it. Yeah, he was a little on the eccentric side. I want you to find one person whose life would hold up as 100% normal if their lives were ever put underneath a microscope.

/Yeah I'm a fan. So what.
//Next up - my thoughts on yaoi.

Gyrfalcon: Freddy and his cult may finally get the beat-down they deserve.

Oh this. I typically don't advocate violence, but if anyone is asking for it it's the Westboro cult.

numb3r5ev3n: From_The_Year_2000: WFern: Squidgilum: Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

They send their kid to a millionaire's house. See opportunity to claim he gets used as a sex toy. The parents pocket some money. Seems to me there's a word to describe someone like that.

I'm just saying there's ample reason for skepticism.

Only his fans are skeptical.

Nobody was ever able to prove anything but that there seemed to be a lot of shenanigans on the parts of the accusers both times. That, and nothing was ever proven. All it takes in this society is for someone to be accused of something as heinous as child molestation - and no matter what the law says or if they're actually guilty or not, they're convicted by the court of public opinion due to the stigma of just having been accused of it. Yeah, he was a little on the eccentric side. I want you to find one person whose life would hold up as 100% normal if their lives were ever put underneath a microscope.

/Yeah I'm a fan. So what.
//Next up - my thoughts on yaoi.


Go on...

If Jesus died on a cross today, Fred Phelps would protest his funeral and say he is in Hell as well.

After all, he hung out with 12 guys (obvious homosexual), and attacked the religious establishment at the time.

He would have said to old Fred, "But I know you, that ye have not the love of God in you." (John 5:42)

The problem is any MJ fans that get killed in the ensuing riots are to come back "Thriller" style.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The problem is any MJ fans that get killed in the ensuing riots are to come back "Thriller" style.

Fred Phelps deserves to face zombies. Westboro Baptist Church has picketed so many funerals. I imagine they'd be more reluctant to do so if the dead actually rose from their graves.

numb3r5ev3n: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The problem is any MJ fans that get killed in the ensuing riots are to come back "Thriller" style.

Fred Phelps deserves to face zombies. Westboro Baptist Church has picketed so many funerals. I imagine they'd be more reluctant to do so if the dead actually rose from their graves.

Bill for new keyboard is en route.

Fano: numb3r5ev3n: From_The_Year_2000: WFern: Squidgilum: Stantz: If someone molested my child, there's no amount of money whatsoever that would hush my mouth. The parents of the 'victims' got exactly what they wanted. shiatloads of cash.

They send their kid to a millionaire's house. See opportunity to claim he gets used as a sex toy. The parents pocket some money. Seems to me there's a word to describe someone like that.

I'm just saying there's ample reason for skepticism.

Only his fans are skeptical.

Nobody was ever able to prove anything but that there seemed to be a lot of shenanigans on the parts of the accusers both times. That, and nothing was ever proven. All it takes in this society is for someone to be accused of something as heinous as child molestation - and no matter what the law says or if they're actually guilty or not, they're convicted by the court of public opinion due to the stigma of just having been accused of it. Yeah, he was a little on the eccentric side. I want you to find one person whose life would hold up as 100% normal if their lives were ever put underneath a microscope.

/Yeah I'm a fan. So what.
//Next up - my thoughts on yaoi.


Go on...

I'm rather curious myself. As for "little on the eccentric side" I don't think yaoi or anyone else can name even one person more farked up. I'm sure most people would be growing up in that life style, but that doesn't change the fact that the answer is consistently "Michael Jackson" when people are asked "Who is the strangest mother farker on the planet."

numb3r5ev3n: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The problem is any MJ fans that get killed in the ensuing riots are to come back "Thriller" style.

Fred Phelps deserves to face zombies. Westboro Baptist Church has picketed so many funerals. I imagine they'd be more reluctant to do so if the dead actually rose from their graves.



This is exactly how I imagine it happening.

I dunno, maybe it's just me. But something tells me this whole thing is not going to go over very well.

Oh fark yeah.

For once I not only agree with Fred Phelps, I also hope that Fred and his farked up gang of thugs might get beat into the pavement by another farked up gang of thugs.

Did you know Fred Phelps is a closet homo who beat his sons for hours with farking ax handles? He got away with it like MJ got away with it. He gathered followers like MJ gathered followers.

If there is a just god, pray that both farked up gangs of haters meet and destroy each other like a cleansing flood.

/Or nuke them all from orbit
//It's the only way to be sure.

vertiaset: It is not like the LAPD and LA Count Sheriff department is going to have enough on their hands. Now the taxpayers have to pay to protect these professional hate mongers as well. It may be that Phelps has miscalculated here. Unlike a protest in front of a local church or cemetery this is going to be a HUGE event. The police presence will be significant but, due to the likely huge size of the event, will be spread thin. Despite their best efforts the cops may not even notice the Westboro idiots until the damage is already done.

If the cops are smart they will deliberately hang back until ALL the WBC are dead and can't sue them.

Who?

Am I wrong to wish that the earth would open up and swallow all parties concerned?

Hollywood Cole: budsterr: I wish hell existed. People like Michael Jackson and Fred Phelps deserve an eternity of torture.

Given the childhood MJ had, I imagine he was tortured enough already.

Even Joe Jackson didn't beat his kids with farking ax handles like Fred Phelps did. (Read Chapter Two, "Daddy's Hands") If he had, they wouldn't have been able to dance. MJ just sucked the kids off. Well, he probably farked a few of them that we didn't hear about. Ask McCaulay Culkin. But of the three, Fred Phelps is unquestionably the most sadistic evil scumbag who most deserves to DIAF. If it please God, may these worthless sacks of shiat die in the streets. Justice!

Fano: numb3r5ev3n: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The problem is any MJ fans that get killed in the ensuing riots are to come back "Thriller" style.

Fred Phelps deserves to face zombies. Westboro Baptist Church has picketed so many funerals. I imagine they'd be more reluctant to do so if the dead actually rose from their graves.

This is exactly how I imagine it happening.

BRB

/Checking out YTMND for the whole thing.

i am torn between wanting them to be completely ignored or completely destroyed

numb3r5ev3n: Fano: numb3r5ev3n: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The problem is any MJ fans that get killed in the ensuing riots are to come back "Thriller" style.

Fred Phelps deserves to face zombies. Westboro Baptist Church has picketed so many funerals. I imagine they'd be more reluctant to do so if the dead actually rose from their graves.

This is exactly how I imagine it happening.

BRB

/Checking out YTMND for the whole thing.

Altered Beast (new window), where a muscly gay furry kicks ass

I personally hope that every supporter of the WBC in attendance be brutally killed. I feel that about every time they show up, and while I think that this might be one of the few fitting turnouts, it's also the only time that I can reasonably hope that they all are murdered. Which I want at all their events.

/die

RadicalMiddle: If Jesus died on a cross today, Fred Phelps would protest his funeral and say he is in Hell as well.
After all, he hung out with 12 guys (obvious homosexual), and attacked the religious establishment at the time.
He would have said to old Fred, "But I know you, that ye have not the love of God in you." (John 5:42)

Now that would be something to see--Jesus himself comes back to put a beatdown on Fred.

cryinoutloud: RadicalMiddle: If Jesus died on a cross today, Fred Phelps would protest his funeral and say he is in Hell as well.
After all, he hung out with 12 guys (obvious homosexual), and attacked the religious establishment at the time.
He would have said to old Fred, "But I know you, that ye have not the love of God in you." (John 5:42)

Now that would be something to see--Jesus himself comes back to put a beatdown on Fred.

I hope he does it as Aslan.

"JESUS CHRIST IS A LION! GET IN THE CAR!"

I'll be glad when the show is over and we don't have to hear about the pedo weird ass creepy bastard anymore!

half of harlem is turning up for this VS some skinny white farkwits slagging off MJ..

this is going to go awesome!

mltain: I'll be glad when the show is over and we don't have to hear about the pedo weird ass creepy bastard anymore!

As far as I know, nobody's mentioned Rush Limbaugh in the article or thread yet, so you're safe for now.

Arkanaut: I'm surprised the WBC didn't make it to David Carradine's funeral.

Probably because Chuck Norris was there!

/I don't know if that's true or not, but that would make a GREAT CNF!

Already Disturbed: i am torn between wanting them to be completely ignored or completely destroyed

Once they're completely destroyed, we can completely ignore them.

They are saying the area around Staples will be cordoned off, those with the memorial tickets can get in, nobody else. Still, they'd probably hang around the perimeter. Or go to:

Jackson family Encino place
Neverland
Forest Lawn cemetary, rumors he will be buried there.

This should be fun to watch.

If there's any 2 groups of idiots who deserve each other more.....

My grandfather is at Forest Lawn, I won't be surprised if he takes a few down.
He used to love a good scrap

I don't imagine any of my Patriot Guard brothers will be at this one

Someday, someone somewhere will show up at one of these nasty picket parties by the wbc and pick them off with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into each and every one of them. I only regret that I will not be there to see it happen.

/His name is Michael Jackson
//His name is Michael Jackson

I don't know... this could be bad, and I mean really really bad...

Saxaholic: I don't know... this could be bad, and I mean really really bad...

I think it could be a thriller.

Saxaholic: I don't know... this could be bad, and I mean really really bad...

Agreed. They should beat it like some smooth criminals, but if they're thinkin about his baby, it won't matter if they're black or white.

I hope the MJ fans kills one of them. I really do.

Or the other way around. Either would be fine.

That was a true dilemma. I do not know which I despise more: Fred Phelps and his distortion of God's Word or Michael Moore, the self-serving sack of sewage*. They tend to cancel each other out in my book.

*In other words, he is 10 kilos of shiat in a 5 kilo sack.

simian04: Someday, someone somewhere will show up at one of these nasty picket parties by the wbc and pick them off with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into each and every one of them. I only regret that I will not be there to see it happen.

/His name is Michael Jackson
//His name is Michael Jackson

You're starting to scare me.

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n****s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

Gyrfalcon: Already Disturbed: i am torn between wanting them to be completely ignored or completely destroyed

Once they're completely destroyed, we can completely ignore them.

quite true, though such a day might be one to remember

pay attention to us! we're cashing in on his death to get noticed!

It's soooooooooooooo ironic that the Bible says all sins are the same, and that condemnation is a sin. I guess these Westboro idiots are committing a sin that is as "bad" as homosexuality.

Everyone has a farking opinion. Get over yourselves.

You know i found out the other day that if you google you can find Westboro's phone number. They have a hilarious automated insult system. I would recommend giving them a call, it's filled with hilarity

How in hell could a city provide protection for westboro against such a large crowd? There is no way a lawsuit against the city would go far.

I'm wondering why children's services isn't taking away their kids. They purposely put them in hostile, dangerous situations on a regular basis. The second a riot breaks out, I hope a few of the little brats gets ripped to pieces, just to see how westboro would react.

It's like suing a zoo for having your hand bit off after you put it in a lion's mouth. Mankind can fight darwin, and we do on a regular basis, but we can only do so much.

Kittypie070: RIOT!!
RIOT!!
RIOT!!
RIOT!!
RIOT!!
RIOT!!
RIOT!!
RIOT!!

\dear gods of mercy PLEASE let there be the most incredibly unbelievably mind-bogglingly h3llacious riot

Yeah. A little message from those of us who live in the neighborhood: We just had a riot here a few weeks ago, PLEASE, let's not have another.

/Will be spending the day/night on the other side of town, away from the crazies.
//Lakers fans still haven't apologized for smashing the windows downstairs.
///Fark them.

Maybe this will be like what happened when the Gramercy Riffs chowed down on the Rogues at the end of "The Warriors".

mentaluproar: I'm wondering why children's services isn't taking away their kids. They purposely put them in hostile, dangerous situations on a regular basis. The second a riot breaks out, I hope a few of the little brats gets ripped to pieces, just to see how westboro would react.

It's like suing a zoo for having your hand bit off after you put it in a lion's mouth. Mankind can fight darwin, and we do on a regular basis, but we can only do so much.

It's a pity we don't know exactly where the WBC be staging on Tuesday... because I'm sure all CPS would need is an anonymous tip that the kids are in a dangerous situation and haul them off.

MontanaCarl 2009-07-05 01:16:31 AM
Kittypie070: (barking freakazoid raving)

\dear gods of mercy PLEASE let there be the most incredibly unbelievably mind-bogglingly h3llacious riot

Yeah. A little message from those of us who live in the neighborhood: We just had a riot here a few weeks ago, PLEASE, let's not have another.

/Will be spending the day/night on the other side of town, away from the crazies.
//Lakers fans still haven't apologized for smashing the windows downstairs.
///Fark them.

Oh cr*p.

My apologies :(

PacManDreaming: Walker: Those MJ fans are nuttier than a fruitcake.

I honestly don't know which side to cheer for. I hope both sides follow a policy of MAD if they get into a fight.

kitryne: Oh man, I might actually have to show up at this thing.

You should hand out baseball bats and pick-axes to the combatants.

You mean, SELL baseball bats and pick-axes to the combatants :)

I've never wanted a group of people to drop dead so much.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Sword and Shield: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: baka-san: Can't wait till someone comes up with a way of suing them that works.

Here, sue them with this:

The 20rd magazine is a bit small. 50/100 round drums are where it's at for the Chicago typewriter.

I think drum magazines are illegal.

They are perfectly legal wherever you can possess magazines over 10 rounds.

And that's a 30-rounder, Sword and Shield

BlackKaiser:I think this little ditty from a good song about what is goin to happen goes something like this:...

I couldn't determine the tune from the meter of your verse.
Perhaps you could include the melody line. How do you type sheet music, anyway?

From_The_Year_2000: Only his fans are skeptical.

and that one jury...

All I want is a dance-off.

I propose the BIGGEST surprise thriller re-enactment EVER!!!

The WBC is welcome to come protest something, anything in Detroit.

The problem with beating the shiat out of the WBC nutjobs is that they always bring children with them to hide behind. As much as I would like to put my foot up their collective asses, I wouldn't want to traumatize those poor kids any more than they have been already.

Cyno01: How could the WBC sue the city for not protecting them? Wasnt there a semi-recent supreme court case that the police have no duty to protect you?

This. There is no such tort in law. However, people are forgetting something: One of the WBC's more recent tactics, now that they are famous and the media picks up every story about them, is to threaten to show up at places where they have no actual intention of doing so. They get the same bang-to-the-buck, without the risk or effort.
I will be VERY surprised if they actually come to L.A. - this is enemy territory, and there is no way they would be safe here.

JoeBagadonutz: The problem with beating the shiat out of the WBC nutjobs is that they always bring children with them to hide behind. As much as I would like to put my foot up their collective asses, I wouldn't want to traumatize those poor kids any more than they have been already.

I know how you feel, but that's like saying you don't want to give your kid a shot becuase it would tramatize them. Sometimes, they need a little pain to get them on the right track. I'm not one to say that kids should be taken away for anything other than neglect, but these people have me questioning that standard.

I Predict A Riot
(new windowey)

/wait, was this said already?
//nvrmnd
///slashies!

I'm sorry to say this, but I really do hope the crowds beat the Phelps clan of douche bags senseless.

I would like to see some sort of menacing counterprotest show up along with WBC some day. Maybe something along the lines of a hundred or so people in full "V for Vendetta" costume, just surrounding them for the duration and standing there.

I would also settle for Plague Doctors.

Megan Phelps is hot. So hot.

/i'd teach her how to be a sinner

JoeBagadonutz: The problem with beating the shiat out of the WBC nutjobs is that they always bring children with them to hide behind. As much as I would like to put my foot up their collective asses, I wouldn't want to traumatize those poor kids any more than they have been already.

I think they would do well to learn what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

See, Larry?!!

/warmed over

I wouldn't worry about upsetting the young 'uns of the Westboro clan. They're already scarred for life and a lost cause.

Could there somehow be a mixture of WBC, Nation of Islam and Sciencetologist all involved with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton thrown in for free? It could be The Perfect Storm.

They don't mention "pedophile" in their statements about Jackson because he was never convicted and they don't want to be sued for slander and defamation of character. The whole crew of them are lawyer trolls and know how to watch their asses and protect their assets very carefully.

They have the right to say what they are saying, but we have the right to respond in kind or ignore them altogether. The pirate response is awesome.

gregscott: BlackKaiser:I think this little ditty from a good song about what is goin to happen goes something like this:...

I couldn't determine the tune from the meter of your verse.
Perhaps you could include the melody line. How do you type sheet music, anyway?

How about the lyrics and a midi file? (new window)