Love those things. Great post, subby.

Babies playing with fireworks!

/retire quickly

If you're really into this, there's this site (pops) that will keep you busy all afternoon ('til it gets dark and you can light off your illegal stash)

I decided to tie glow-sticks to a kite this year and fly it over one the nearby bars. After all, in MN they still do cut your nuts off for having sparklers.

Earguy: Babies playing with fireworks!

/retire quickly

Even as a youngster Kim Jong Il?

In before the stories and pics of firework mishaps and lost limbs, etc.

FTA: "Hot Giraffes? I've never been so turned on in my entire life."


What a hot giraffe enthusiast might look like.

What was the penny arcade toon about the guy stalking a girl and ending with him telling her how the jerks don't respect her.... d'oh why o why didn't I save that one?!?!?

Meh. I'd probably collect some of these labels too If I wasn't in one of the nanny states where they think they know better than you about your ability to safely use fireworks.

/safe & sane = lame

That Great White label is sooooo wrong, it's almost LOL funny.
Yes I know TFA said it too.

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/ don't need no cracker labels....

I truly enjoyed the pop up warnings ever 2 seconds asking if I was sure I wanted to go to another page.

You know, Fark.com has really gone down hill in the past year or so- double and triple greenlights of the same article, no moderation in the threads. Every time I think I might renew I come into a thread at random. It's gotten bad.
Drew trying to appeal to the masses/sell out a bit?

Meesterjojo: I truly enjoyed the pop up warnings ever 2 seconds asking if I was sure I wanted to go to another page.

You know, Fark.com has really gone down hill in the past year or so- double and triple greenlights of the same article, no moderation in the threads. Every time I think I might renew I come into a thread at random. It's gotten bad.
Drew trying to appeal to the masses/sell out a bit?

I think I have to agree with you there... just had my whole PC lock up thanks to this link...

What happened to the old Fark?

EvilAvatar: I think I have to agree with you there... just had my whole PC lock up thanks to this link...

We've had links to I-mockery since at least 2003.

i.r.id10t:
/ don't need no cracker labels....

There needs to be a "That's reverse racist!" gif with a nerdy white kid made.

Earguy: If you're really into this, there's this site (pops) that will keep you busy all afternoon ('til it gets dark and you can light off your illegal stash)






/Camels never get on your nerves

Oznog:



WAKEY WA-KAY!! (new window)

I bought some roman candles once that said "KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE OR FLAMMABLE MATERIALS". I liked the fact that I was given a choice.

Meesterjojo: I truly enjoyed the pop up warnings ever 2 seconds asking if I was sure I wanted to go to another page.

Are you using a modern web browser? I got no such thing.

i.r.id10t: +



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/ don't need no cracker labels....

you left this out.


\Give better compression
\\What?
\\\So I know how to make bombs

Caution: Shoots flaming balls (new window)

I had one called:

Cool. You gotta say it right.

Engrish FTW

evilsofa: Meesterjojo: I truly enjoyed the pop up warnings ever 2 seconds asking if I was sure I wanted to go to another page.

Are you using a modern web browser? I got no such thing.

I saw that one at a stand last year. LOL WUT.

Fireworks and porn movie titles.
Have you ever noticed the names of the former work pretty well for the latter?