I think this guy is a bit effete.

The kind of marriage proposal he really wanted to do is only legal in a few states.

Stupid. Men, just fess up the bootie on a regular basis and you won't need to jump through the idiot hoop to get the girl to marry you.

I'm surprised she's not ready to kill him.

On the plus side, she gets to marry the entire cast of High School Musical.

WTF? Fark is greenlighting Disney ads now?

Advanced choreography proposal... GO!

This is obviously staged. Viral ad denied.

Fool_Marquis: Advanced choreography proposal... GO!

*claps hands angrily*

Work with ME!

I really appreciated the mini popup ad in the vid...I don't think a dozen times was enough!

I got through half of it. What a douche.

Is this what they mean by ghey marriage?

But what will this all mean in a couple of years when she catches him in bed with the guy who played the janitor?

my best friend proposed to his girlfriend right before the takeoff on Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point last week. I think that was much better.

am i the only one who really liked it?

Another thing, this is probably the worst marriage proposal I've ever seen. There was no romance it was just an opportunity for him to dance around. If he had to sing then at least make the song about your relationship, not just a bunch of lame disney references. Probably a viral ad, but if it wasn't than I'm surprised she didn't say no.

I'd give these two farktards a year before she starts banging the pool boy; but they are obviously Disney actors.

Did anyone else notice how gay the guy was?

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

Biness: am i the only one who really liked it?

Kinda lookin' that way, kid. ;-)

If lameness were measured in floors, this clip would be the farking Burj Dubai.

But did they get the mustard out?

/not obscure

That was a pretty hot transsexual, I'll give you that. I can't imagine that obviously gay dude going any other way.

understimulated: I'd give these two farktards a year before she he starts banging the pool boy; but they are obviously Disney actors.

That's more like it

My love is a red, red Nike swoosh.

She was easy on the eyes, but I couldn't watch the whole thing. Far too sappy. Like a rerun if full house or something.

how did this get here?

lame indeed.

pestluvr: But did they get the mustard out?

/not obscure

But I'm glad you said it!

/grinning now

BrokenToilet: understimulated: I'd give these two farktards a year before she he starts banging the pool boy; but they are obviously Disney actors.

That's more like it

Maybe they could have "Friday Night Specials" like Jim McGreevey and his wife and boyfriend.

How's THIS for a fancy nickname: If lameness were measured in floors, this clip would be the farking Burj Dubai.

I laughed.

filter-blocked - what is it?

please dont tell me its that Jonas brother dude's wedding proposal - farking radio wont stop yapping about it

The only thing worse than a marriage proposal is a fake staged marriage proposal.

Divorced in 6 months when she catches him in bed with her gay brother. He's a gay man, baby.

That marriage will last about a year...when the guy runs off with his boyfriend.

Gayest. Proposal. Ever.

This can't be real. That guy is about as flaming as a Tibetan monk.

On a side note, a cheesy marriage proposal does not guarantee a happy marriage. One of my buddies rented a white horse, armor, and all that bit to ride up to his girlfriend to propose. Two years later... they divorced.

Wow it appears I'm finally happy my browser is fubar'd, and everytime I only got to see some craptastic Bruno ad.

i never understood the whole public proposal thing.

..looking for the shark with 'That Sucked' instead of 'I'm a shark..'

Danooli: i never understood the whole public proposal thing.

Nor I. Seems horribly undignified. Meh.

Yeah...I would be pissed if my guy did this!

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: I really appreciated the mini popup ad in the vid...I don't think a dozen times was enough!

THIS.

Having an ad pop up in the farking video even once is annoying, but 6 times during the 1 1/2 minutes I managed to stomach? That was what made me stop watching it, moreso than the video actually sucking so horribly.

Fark Disney.

lol'd at the Burj Dubai

I would have liked to see an airstrike in the middle of that. Napalm would have been good.

Has anyone mentioned that the guy is obviously gay?

Girl is way too hot to be with that guy even if he was into chicks. Totally fake.

Badly done Fark.

Headless Medusa: Divorced in 6 months when she catches him in bed with her gay brother. He's a gay man, baby.

This.

ShavedApe: This can't be real. That guy is about as flaming as a TibetanVietnamese monk.

FTFY

I would not be a married man right now if I had tried something like that. Marriage proposals are supposed to be something special between two people, not the two people and half of the Disneyland tourists.

/Proposed by getting a first edition copy of her favorite book signed by the authors, glued the pages down and hollowed out the book, then placed the ring on a bed of velvet inside of the book, and given to her as a "late" birthday gift
//Who says romance is dead?

My initial reaction was "Goddamn theatre majors."

My second reaction was "Goddamn Mickey Mouse employees staging a proposal to get people to buy the special engagement package."

I doubt that was real. He had too much damn TALENT!

...and PIZAZZ!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: ...and PIZAZZ!

And gay porn in his bedroom.

Hmmm... I expect my beau and I will get engaged sometime in the next couple of years, but he's an INTJ, and as an Introvert, a proposal of this sort would be his absolute *worst nightmare EVAR*, and I would never wish that on him.

A quiet, private moment in a beautiful place, with a sincere spoken expression of profound affection and devotion would be just fine by me, though I'll admit I'm a sucker for *clever* and creative proposals (like the farm boy who took his girlfriend up in a crop duster to see "SARA, WILL YOU MARRY ME?" carved into the cornfield below).

Lots of ideas here, fellas!
Marriage Proposal Ideas (pops - the question, that is!)