I looked at the pictures, especialy the one of the woman & all I could think was...meth, it's a helluva drug.

Ah Connecticut: no other state has wanted to be New York more than you

FTFA:

"Gregory Wanklin"

Well, obviously not now, was he?

Goldstein

Beautiful!

/And not the woman.

oh dear.

oh god.

GUYS, HELP, GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!!

/methinks drugs were involved
//I did not submit this headline
///but i do agree with it

Oh, and yes, welcome to the Register Citizen, the local paper. It's generally accepted as being more of a rag than anything. If you want some real entertainment, head on over to the "Sound Off" section... it brings out the most hilarious group of chemtrail, troofer, UFO, ect tinfoil hattery around.

"Click to Enlarge"

Hehe. I got my Fap material for the night.

Killerclaw: LOL

I got that one too. Funny as hell.

She looks like she could use a nap.

Unnecessarily cruel.

Uh huh. And rednecks and stupidity........Jeezzus. There are counties in California bigger than that state. And MA, And RI. Put together.

And you are closer together. And got caught Enjoy.

3 some train pulling Concerned tattletale is concerned.

JasonOfOrillia: Unnecessarily cruel.

You're just mad they stole your tattoo idea for your manhood.

Considered working "Wanklin" into the headline, but figured comments would cover it. Was not let down.

Hoping for the Torrington trifecta (see here)

Wow. That one may deserve a place on the Fark mugshot HOF.

I used to live in Torrington, CT so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

skinink: In order for the second guy not to be grossed out by sloppy seconds, he thought of the other guys' leftover cum as "bonus lube".

Other than that, I guess loose women get their mugshot taken with the blue tint instead of the orange.

Holy crap! I keep stumbling in to the most disgusting threads tonight. Cum Lube? Ahhhh!

Holy crap Dorito Jones Debris. My ears, they be turned upside down!

http://registercitizen.com/articles/2009/07/03/news/doc4a4e4b4376f31937511817.t x t

How did these two gentleman bag such a fine looking beauty?

TEH METH.

Rode hard and put away wet personified.

Killerclaw

I lol'd at the same thing... I especially enjoyed the cash

Anybody think Guy #1's ears are on upside down?

all i have to say.
first thing.
no hesitation.

Typical east-coast liberals.

Goldstein for the win.

Just the thought of walking through the woods and accidently seeing those creatures have a threeway fark is scarier than any horror movie I've ever seen.

Robert Picardo...

Just Sayin..

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000585/

/Vegetable rights and peace...

Torrington's actually a lovely town. Apparently they have gangbangs too, which is nice.

I see the baby ad placement thing has already been covered.

/leaves in a huff

BlackCat23: Oh, and yes, welcome to the Register Citizen, the local paper. It's generally accepted as being more of a rag than anything. If you want some real entertainment, head on over to the "Sound Off" section... it brings out the most hilarious group of chemtrail, troofer, UFO, ect tinfoil hattery around.

Good lord, you're not kidding.

Poe's Law in full effect there. Peak Wing-nut.

Seriously - the top guy looks like Keanu Reeves after being on meth for a few years at first glance...

err.. the white one... The big pictures in this thread messed me up..

/face+palm

Goldstein, that was pure win.

/hot like those searing flames

I wondered what she might have looked like before getting into a lifetime of crack.



I couldn't do much about the eyes, but I'd still go back in time and hit it.

Image link failed. Here's another.

Just so we're clear... she is dead, right?

and Rhode Island is the Florida of New England.

worked in cornwall bridge cn. for 5 years, 3 days a week at boss's second home. they were big city folk (nyc) who wanted some sweet suburban(country) retreat. the thing about the part of cn. that i'm familiar with, is, it's almost picture postcard pretty...covered bridges, little white churches in the town square, etc. but if you look deeper, and between the pages of those pretty towns, there's places like torrington, and a lot of others, where i suspect most of the people who help maintain these "second" homes for the new yorkers live. it's a little bit like steven king country, when he writes about maine and it's citizens. but god, there are some lovely areas in that neck of the woods. of course it's especially lovely in the autumn, for obvious reasons....
went through torrington once. ain't going back.

That's three dudes.

Torrington again? What, is there something in the water in Choad Central?

Bagelox-99: Anybody think Guy #1's ears are on upside down?

Installation error for sure.

BlackCat23: Oh, and yes, welcome to the Register Citizen, the local paper. It's generally accepted as being more of a rag than anything. If you want some real entertainment, head on over to the "Sound Off" section... it brings out the most hilarious group of chemtrail, troofer, UFO, ect tinfoil hattery around.

That sounds very, very dangerous.

fernandez: Ah Connecticut: no other state has wanted to be New York more than you

Fail.

Boston is the home of the biggest bags of douche in the country.

She needs to lay off the Dippity-Do

She looks like every tool I went to high school with that would wear a "Scorpions" t-shirt.

I was thinking she had rabies.




Bathia_Mapes
I looked at the pictures, especialy the one of the woman & all I could think was...meth, it's a helluva drug.

geetus: I see the baby ad placement thing has already been covered.

/leaves in a huff

it's what i came for...

I can't believe the headline. I am living in "the Florida of New England."

Let me tell you, we're more like the New Hampshire of New England than anything. And Maine's more like Florida, what with all the rednecks, guns, and trailer parks. I know. I've driven through there at a high rate of speed.

fernandez: Ah Connecticut: no other state has wanted to be New York more than you

/Me thinks your wrong about that. New York is the West Virginia of New England.

just came to comment on ad in line with mug shots... +1 ad guy!

Ok, just for the record... I am from Maine, and we are NOT the Florida of New England... We are all just fat white people who don't talk to anyone from "outside"...
Secondly... New York is NOT a part of New England...
Thank you, my time here is done...
Spits chew ... reloads gun...

no intox charge for anybody?. well she is too ugly to take home.

NewEnglandGangster:

fernandez: Ah Connecticut: no other state has wanted to be New York more than you

/Me thinks your wrong about that. New York is the West Virginia of New England.


Don't listen to him, he's in Boston. Douche capitol of New England.

NewEnglandGangster: Let me tell you, we're more like the New Hampshire of New England than anything. And Maine's more like Florida, what with all the rednecks, guns, and trailer parks. I know. I've driven through there at a high rate of speed.

Rednecks, guns and trailer parks in America's third safest state is a whole lot better than lowlifes, illegal guns and gangsters in the state that houses some of America's most dangerous cities.

Connecticut really is America's Florida. Some beautiful parts but overwhelmed by unbelievably scummy parts.

pureobscure: Some beautiful parts but overwhelmed by unbelievably scummy parts.

Having worked in Torrington for a while a couple years back, I'll second the notion that it is our Florida; however, having been to a crapload of states, there are always beautiful parts and scrummy parts.

I submit to you as evidence Missouri. Worse then Afghanistan.

/I no keed

pureobscure: NewEnglandGangster: Let me tell you, we're more like the New Hampshire of New England than anything. And Maine's more like Florida, what with all the rednecks, guns, and trailer parks. I know. I've driven through there at a high rate of speed.

Rednecks, guns and trailer parks in America's third safest state is a whole lot better than lowlifes, illegal guns and gangsters in the state that houses some of America's most dangerous cities.

Connecticut really is America's Florida. Some beautiful parts but overwhelmed by unbelievably scummy parts.

Third safest state??? Is that some sort of true fact. Like from the cia world factbook? Maine's got the redneck quotient under control. Yes CT has scummy parts, but nothing insane like FLA, with their gators, old folks, fights involving obscure weapons, etc.
CT is the best state in the UNION.
This proves it:

pureobscure: NewEnglandGangster: Let me tell you, we're more like the New Hampshire of New England than anything. And Maine's more like Florida, what with all the rednecks, guns, and trailer parks. I know. I've driven through there at a high rate of speed.

Rednecks, guns and trailer parks in America's third safest state is a whole lot better than lowlifes, illegal guns and gangsters in the state that houses some of America's most dangerous cities.

Connecticut really is America's Florida. Some beautiful parts but overwhelmed by unbelievably scummy parts.

lolwut?

Luthiel, it's true. We have some of the worst cities, but some of the best suburbs. Just ask 50 Cent, he owns a 50 person hottub and home in Farmington.

NewEnglandGangster: pureobscure: NewEnglandGangster: Let me tell you, we're more like the New Hampshire of New England than anything. And Maine's more like Florida, what with all the rednecks, guns, and trailer parks. I know. I've driven through there at a high rate of speed.

Rednecks, guns and trailer parks in America's third safest state is a whole lot better than lowlifes, illegal guns and gangsters in the state that houses some of America's most dangerous cities.

Connecticut really is America's Florida. Some beautiful parts but overwhelmed by unbelievably scummy parts.

Third safest state??? Is that some sort of true fact. Like from the cia world factbook? Maine's got the redneck quotient under control. Yes CT has scummy parts, but nothing insane like FLA, with their gators, old folks, fights involving obscure weapons, etc.
CT is the best state in the UNION.
This proves it:

"If it ain't Connecticut, it ain't sh*t"

If you're trying to tell us that Connecticut is the only shiatty place on Earth, then, sir, I would have you direct your eyes to some small towns in Texas.

Every state has shiatty cities, this state isn't any worse than any other.

fernandez: Ah Connecticut: no other state has wanted to be New York more than you

Never. I mean NEVER have I ever wanted to be like New York.

Newsflash people, your state has lots of scummy parts, is full of rednecks, and has all sorts of backwoods shenanigans going on. Don't believe me? Go twenty minutes outside your biggest city and my point is proven.

But seriously, CT is no where near as farked up as FL.

mycathatesyou: NewEnglandGangster:

fernandez: Ah Connecticut: no other state has wanted to be New York more than you

/Me thinks your wrong about that. New York is the West Virginia of New England.


Don't listen to him, he's in Boston. Douche capitol of New England.

He should probably listen to me when I tell him New York isn't part of New England

Aw, cmon. She just needs a little make up.

NewEnglandGangster: Luthiel, it's true. We have some of the worst cities, but some of the best suburbs. Just ask 50 Cent, he owns a 50 person hottub and home in Farmington.

That used to be owned by Mike Tyson ;) And yeah, we're known to have some very horrible citys with incredably high crimerates for their respective populations, Hartford, Bridgeport, New Haven, Waterbury, etc. The gangs are(were)out of control for awhile in the 90s, and even now are still pretty bad in places. This WAS one thing torrington avoided, despite it's heavy drug/whore problem, they generally stayed the hell out of here(you think the gangs like it here anymore than the rest of us? PFFT, not until they realized how much crack they could sell here, after having been shipped off to a local drug treatment place, and realizing there's alot of bored, stupid people that would love them some crack).

Also, anyone saying CT is "limited" on rednecks has lived their entire lives in the suburbs/cities. Once you get 5-10mi out of any "town", you're in God's country, now. And guns? *pfft*, i know a family in Cannan that has pop out walls and cases for their collection, and about 20 years ago, there was a guy that kept the state police off his property with a farkin dual .50 cal machine gun emplacement.


we're a farked up lil' state.

moar funny pictures

Goldstein you magnificent bastard.

Folks, folks..

New Hampshire is the New Hampshire of New England. Connecticut is the Connecticut of New England. This should seem obvious, but it's apparently not.

Florida is the Florida of the U.S. This should also seem obvious.

But it's true that Rhode Island is the Florida of New England. While nuttiness, stupidity, and impressive weirdness are all universal, Rhode Island churns it out in greater density than any other part of New England. Yes, there are more douchebags to our north, and more rednecks even further north. But Rhode Island distills all the aberrant qualities of the rest of New England, and brings all these weird characters together in a tight mass (second only to New Jersey), in a critical mass resulting in both the best and worst of New England's human potential.

In re TFA, I'm not going to lie and say that I've never had a three-way before or after dinner at the Twin Colony Diner, but at least we kept it indoors. These people are just uncouth.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

/Not joking

Sylvia_Bandersnatch:

In re TFA, I'm not going to lie and say that I've never had a three-way before or after dinner at the Twin Colony Diner, but at least we kept it indoors. These people are just uncouth.



Yeah, me too, before it's usually pepcid, bean-o and gas-x, after it's pepto, tums and rolaids ;)

/yeah, it's still pretty aweful
//and still the only place open 24/7

humm, so I am in the Florida of all things Florida? The grand Poo bah of Florida-ness? Does that make our weirdos better then Torrington, CT weirdos since we are authentic and they are just trying to be the Florida of New England? Can we sue them for this and their blatant attempt at stealing our redneckness and white trashness?

What will Fark do when Al Gore is proven right and we sink? Will Georgia get its own tag? Or will some half back states like TN or SC become the new Florida? Who will get all of our old farts, our meth heads, our rock- paper- machete fighters and trailer park folks? Should we have a clearance sale?

Give me your tired, your poor and your Floridians..............

The Florida of New England is the one that looks like a penis.

/Complete with testicles.
//And a weird growth on one of them that needs to be looked at, even if bits are falling off.

robmilmel: Goldstein

Beautiful!

/And not the woman.

Agreed on both counts.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: In re TFA, I'm not going to lie and say that I've never had a three-way before or after dinner at the Twin Colony Diner, but at least we kept it indoors.

This is relevant to my interests. May I subscribe to your newsletter, or at least let my wife and I buy you breakfast at the Beacon Diner?

/native love
//We could also do the Modern Diner if you don't get this far south

SalvatoreParadise: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: In re TFA, I'm not going to lie and say that I've never had a three-way before or after dinner at the Twin Colony Diner, but at least we kept it indoors.

This is relevant to my interests. May I subscribe to your newsletter, or at least let my wife and I buy you breakfast at the Beacon Diner?

/native love
//We could also do the Modern Diner if you don't get this far south

Always a pleasure to meet other diner fans, and new diners. Been to Modern many times, but never yet to Beacon, though I believe I've heard of it.