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(WNEM.COM) Sappy Creampuffs and handcuffs, local cops buy and volunteer to run a doughnut shop to keep it from going out of business   (wnem.com) divider line 30
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Rib 2009-07-04 05:34:14 AM  
Obvious tag missing?

 
bamf75 2009-07-04 05:39:50 AM  
I read that as Creampies


/not ashamed

 
Claude Ballse 2009-07-04 05:41:14 AM  
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Rose McGowan Loveslave 2009-07-04 05:48:03 AM  
Creampuffs and handcuffs

the article was not what i was expecting.

//or hoping for.

 
gregscott [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 05:51:20 AM  
Wow. They saved more jobs than the stimulus plan has, so far.

 
Glenechocreek 2009-07-04 05:53:32 AM  
www.jokedujour.com

No donuts, no cops. It's just that simple.

 
Links 2009-07-04 05:55:44 AM  
The have eclaired war on poverty.

 
Oznog 2009-07-04 06:02:50 AM  
Well it's not like the place is gonna get robbed.

Wait, I read Fark. Irony is the strongest force in the universe. It'll get robbed all the time.

 
global wombats [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 06:12:57 AM  
Oznog: Well it's not like the place is gonna get robbed.

Wait, I read Fark. Irony is the strongest force in the universe. It'll get robbed all the time.


But will the suspect be hatless?

Repeat, hatless.

 
HONDOWAYNE 2009-07-04 06:21:03 AM  
Gee, lets all post the same pic of all the cop cars in front of the donut shop and think were being original,,,,,,,,,dumbasses.

 
Glenechocreek 2009-07-04 06:26:55 AM  
HONDOWAYNE: Gee, lets all post the same pic of all the cop cars in front of the donut shop and think were being original,,,,,,,,,dumbasses.

Sorry, officer.

 
Retort [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 06:31:40 AM  
I'll be the first to admit I'd admire cops more if they were more forthright with their donut weakness. Let's face it, in the end each paycheck is another few boxes of donuts and a place to sleep. If they dropped this 'saviour of humanity' crap and stopped sucking their guts in, one would find them quite human.

 
You can has my username 2009-07-04 06:44:06 AM  
Has anybody posted this picture yet? It's pretty funny and relevant to the article.

www.jokedujour.com

 
Dialectic 2009-07-04 06:46:38 AM  
A few Mid-Michigan police officers are creating the ultimate cliché.

The writer must be a FARKer, fo' sho'

 
How's THIS for a fancy nickname 2009-07-04 06:47:33 AM  
Links: The have eclaired war on poverty.

*snert*

 
sirgrim [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 06:57:41 AM  
img23.imageshack.us

 
msheda 2009-07-04 07:27:06 AM  
Well, there goes the profit...

 
LupusC 2009-07-04 08:32:14 AM  
Why not pay the cops donuts instead of money ?

 
RoadRunnr 2009-07-04 08:54:21 AM  
Fine. I will start:

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menolikepoopybad [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 09:59:02 AM  
If they bought the place they are not exactly volunteering to run it..they now own it.

 
SharkTrager 2009-07-04 10:10:08 AM  
LupusC: Why not pay the cops donuts instead of money ?

In the town where I grew up the donut shop actually did pay the cops in donuts. To make sure they had cops stopping by on the overnight shift the cops got donuts free. And if you went on a ride-along you too got free donuts. It was glorious.

Of course they weren't the only place. I swear we stopped about every hour for free food.

 
lilmiscantberong 2009-07-04 10:20:11 AM  
FTA

The employees are mainly high school and college age kids.

Probably working off their community service from their MIP, and trying keep on the good side of the law at the same time.\

Besides, everyone knows cops have the best weed. (except now it's legal for some of us and oh so much better!)

 
msheda 2009-07-04 11:24:07 AM  
I think I would rather go to a donut shop run by cops, than one run by adult entertainment professionals.

/you don't even want to know how they make the donuts
//stay away from the glazed dounuts especially

 
Overfiend [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 11:50:02 AM  
I read it as "creampies and handjobs"

/pervert

 
Ringshadow 2009-07-04 02:57:14 PM  
"Cops and Doughnuts Shameless Commerce Division."

Hehehhe.

 
ukexpat 2009-07-04 08:05:13 PM  
That's some fine pastry work there, Lou!

 
Kiribub [TotalFark] 2009-07-05 09:54:51 AM  
That's way cool.

 
bigglady 2009-07-05 11:41:48 AM  
I think Subby's "Creampuffs and Handcuffs" makes a better name for the place.

 
Kiribub [TotalFark] 2009-07-05 01:45:56 PM  
They should have a plain doughnut called "Don't Glaze Me, Bro."

 
danar75 2009-07-05 08:02:53 PM  
Kiribub: They should have a plain doughnut called "Don't Glaze Me, Bro."

Brilliant!

 
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