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pseudowho [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 10:47:11 PM  
Wait. The teacher was a gerund? Or was she a present participle?

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:42:52 PM  
www.cantstopthebleeding.com

It's called the OC disorder.

 
TheGreatZarquon [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:47:38 PM  
Double Standard thread!

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 01:17:41 AM  
30 days of highway work?
Will she be digging the ditch or washing the car?

/takin' it off here boss ...

 
Hoboclown 2009-07-04 01:43:11 AM  
deadapostle: It's called the OC disorder.

Don't call it that.

 
tarhammer 2009-07-04 01:43:49 AM  
TheGreatZarquon: Double Standard thread!

Yep, i'm 99.9% certain that if I repeatedly banged a 17 year old student that I'd get some probation.

 
Outlaw2097 2009-07-04 01:45:39 AM  
O.

I C.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2009-07-04 01:46:14 AM  
Jesus what the hell is wrong with kids today.

When you're lucky enough to bang an older chick, you don't admit it to authorities or parents. They're not going to throw you in jail for it, suck it up and grow a pair.

 
Molavian 2009-07-04 01:48:17 AM  
tarhammer: TheGreatZarquon: Double Standard thread!

Yep, i'm 99.9% certain that if I repeatedly banged a 17 year old student that I'd get some probation.


Before or after 15 years of getting banged by your large gang-affiliated roommate?

 
jrshull 2009-07-04 01:49:30 AM  
I don't understand why these kids can't keep their mouths shut.

My father and several of his friends discovered at age 74 that they all had been schooled in sex by the Home Economics teacher.

It all came up at a yearly class reunion when one of the women mentioned how awful it was that so many women teachers were "ruining" young boys these days.

/Say what you will about the ethics/morality of it, but those old men were none the worse for it.

 
Megain [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-04 01:50:45 AM  
megain.smugmug.com

 
skinink 2009-07-04 01:51:02 AM  
She seems like a real party girl. Back in September of 2008 she was busted for DUI. She was busted for sexual misconduct in December 2008.

 
ThatsTremendous 2009-07-04 01:52:00 AM  
Hoboclown: deadapostle: It's called the OC disorder.

Don't call it that.


Too big to post:

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2103/288pbuq.gif (copy paste, duh) SFW

 
McJudo 2009-07-04 01:55:14 AM  
Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!
Detective: You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down, and give him his Luckiest Boy in America medal right away.

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-07-04 01:58:26 AM  
FTFA: Hope Ashley Jacoby, 24, San Juan Capistrano,

So that's where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I thought it was a little place called Aspen.

i237.photobucket.com

 
Ambrotos 2009-07-04 02:03:01 AM  
She could probate me.

/twice

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-07-04 02:04:02 AM  
images.ocregister.com

Has a purdy mouth.

 
Harry_Seldon [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-04 02:06:51 AM  
I would have done anything to have sex with Mrs. De La Torre (journalism) teacher when I was in high school. What an idiot!

How do you even get busted. "Mom, Dad...I have been banging my hot teacher, I feel so dirty."

 
huntertom 2009-07-04 02:07:01 AM  
upt.org

 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 02:07:48 AM  
Megain: http://megain.smugmug.com/

i63.photobucket.com

 
xen0blue 2009-07-04 02:09:10 AM  
oh god, there is only about a 5 year age difference!

 
olddinosaur 2009-07-04 02:09:27 AM  
Hey, that's kinda nostalgic.

I went to Savanna HS in Anaheim, we played football against the Tustin Tillers.

\\\ never screwed their teachers though.

\\ but would've if we could've.

 
walrusonion [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 02:11:28 AM  
CALIFORNIA!

 
Deacon Blue 2009-07-04 02:14:46 AM  
Of course word gets out. These are teenage boys, they are going to brag about it to their friends, and it's just too good a story to keep secret. Someone eventually goes to an authority figure, and they haul the kid in and question him. Not being a "hardned" criminal, of course the kid confesses. What's amazing to me is how long some of these affairs go on before it all "comes out".

 
RepoManTSM 2009-07-04 02:15:55 AM  
With a name like Hope you can tell she was screwed up by having either supper Christian or supper hippy parents.

 
FarkRiceAche 2009-07-04 02:17:52 AM  
FTFA: Hope Ashley Jacoby, 24, San Juan Capistrano

sounds like there have been a few more swallows than usual down there.

 
snoproblem 2009-07-04 02:20:48 AM  
Harry_Seldon: I would have done anything to have sex with Mrs. De La Torre (journalism) teacher when I was in high school. What an idiot!

How do you even get busted. "Mom, Dad...I have been banging my hot teacher, I feel so dirty."


...which is exactly why you leave minors alone... they're generally pretty stupid. They're immature. They cannot be trusted to be discreet or discerning, and they will flush a good thing down the toilet at the slightest whim... and you with it. This goes double for the guys.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2009-07-04 02:20:55 AM  
Harry_Seldon: How do you even get busted. "Mom, Dad...I have been banging my hot teacher, I feel so dirty."

A girl sees you, spreads rumors, rumors reach the authorities, who call her in, she rats on you, at which point you're called in, and they try to strongarm an admission out of you.

If you just tell them the girl is a catty little princess who's lying because you wouldn't go out with her, or something similar, and keep to the same story, they'll eventually stop wasting their time. And if you're really lucky they'll punish the girl for spreading lies.

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-07-04 02:22:07 AM  
RepoManTSM 2009-07-04 02:15:55 AM
With a name like Hope you can tell she was screwed up by having either supper Christian or supper hippy parents.


I had christian parents that only prayed during supper, and I'm not that bad.

 
noah balloon [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 02:24:27 AM  
RepoManTSM: With a name like Hope you can tell she was screwed up by having either supper Christian or supper hippy parents.

"Dinner" is the preferred nomenclature.

 
crab66 2009-07-04 02:26:57 AM  
TheGreatZarquon: Double Standard thread!

It's okay when women do it!

It's not possible for a male to be a victim.

 
crab66 2009-07-04 02:28:39 AM  
crab66: TheGreatZarquon: Double Standard thread!

It's okay when women do it!

It's not possible for a male to be a victim.


I should add that this why you will never have true equality ladies.

 
brainrocks 2009-07-04 02:28:50 AM  
> With a name like Hope you can tell she was screwed up by having either supper Christian or supper hippy parents.

super?

 
crab66 2009-07-04 02:29:29 AM  
crab66: crab66: TheGreatZarquon: Double Standard thread!

It's okay when women do it!

It's not possible for a male to be a victim.

I should add that this is why you will never have true equality ladies.


FTFM

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-07-04 02:35:41 AM  
Deacon Blue: Of course word gets out. These are teenage boys, they are going to brag about it to their friends, and it's just too good a story to keep secret. Someone eventually goes to an authority figure, and they haul the kid in and question him. Not being a "hardned" criminal, of course the kid confesses. What's amazing to me is how long some of these affairs go on before it all "comes out".

Yep. The kid tells his friends and they get jealous that they aren't getting any from her. Report and put an end to that shiat

Yes I would, BTW.

 
me3512 2009-07-04 02:38:02 AM  
She can be my athletic trainer any time.

She can be my athletic supporter any time.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2009-07-04 02:43:29 AM  
snoproblem: they're generally pretty stupid.

Doesn't help that they're getting more and more stupid with each passing generation.

20 years ago we were still smart enough to keep our mouths shut.

 
Korzine 2009-07-04 02:44:08 AM  
PickinWhiskers: Deacon Blue: Of course word gets out. These are teenage boys, they are going to brag about it to their friends, and it's just too good a story to keep secret. Someone eventually goes to an authority figure, and they haul the kid in and question him. Not being a "hardned" criminal, of course the kid confesses. What's amazing to me is how long some of these affairs go on before it all "comes out".

Yep. The kid tells his friends and they get jealous that they aren't getting any from her. Report and put an end to that shiat

Yes I would, BTW.


Pft, that's another reason why kids are stupid. You don't turn her in, you take pictures and use em as blackmail to get some.

/Duh

 
MonkeyBoy666 2009-07-04 02:50:13 AM  
PickinWhiskers: Yes I would, BTW.

Well, what I did was use the threat of exposure for sexual favors of my own.

It's just plain stupid to try to end the party instead of crash your way into it.

 
goodwynn 2009-07-04 02:53:55 AM  
They should punish the kid for being a dumb-ass.

 
snoproblem 2009-07-04 03:02:53 AM  
goodwynn: They should punish the kid for being a dumb-ass.

Yep, 'felony stupidity' is a long-overdue charge that should be added to the books. Punishment should be by fine only.

What budget deficit? :)

 
Hyperbolic Hyperbole [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 03:07:57 AM  
We are all supermodels in Orange County

These curvaceous hips and luscious breasts have some stories they could tell

 
weex 2009-07-04 03:09:17 AM  
>> With a name like Hope you can tell she was screwed up by having either supper Christian or supper hippy parents.

>super?

Was so excited super gained an extra p in the exchange.

 
dawnofmars 2009-07-04 03:13:24 AM  
RepoManTSM: With a name like Hope you can tell she was screwed up by having either supper Christian or supper hippy parents.

One "supper" is a typo, two "suppers" is a learning disorder (and yes, being a for'ner is considered to be a learning disorder here in Georgia).

 
Ivor 2009-07-04 03:15:47 AM  
itsguycode.com
itsguycode.com
itsguycode.com
itsguycode.com

Clearly scrubs up well.

And I definitely would.

Hot Teacher Linked, naturally.

 
FishingWithFredo 2009-07-04 03:26:17 AM  
snoproblem: Harry_Seldon: I would have done anything to have sex with Mrs. De La Torre (journalism) teacher when I was in high school. What an idiot!

How do you even get busted. "Mom, Dad...I have been banging my hot teacher, I feel so dirty."

...which is exactly why you leave minors alone... they're generally pretty stupid. They're immature. They cannot be trusted to be discreet or discerning, and they will flush a good thing down the toilet at the slightest whim... and you with it. This goes double for the guys.


img39.imageshack.us

"Words of wisdom, Lloyd m'boy ... words ... of ... wisdom."

 
MonkeyBoy666 2009-07-04 03:27:58 AM  
Ivor: Clearly scrubs up well.

What's a sefl portrait?

 
ffish [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 03:29:44 AM  
Hyperbolic Hyperbole: We are all supermodels in Orange County

These curvaceous hips and luscious breasts have some stories they could tell


Yayyy!! Storytime!!!

champion-chase.com

I'm listening ....

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-07-04 03:30:13 AM  
MonkeyBoy666: Ivor: Clearly scrubs up well.

What's a sefl portrait?


Does it matter? Motor boat material in that picture.

 
TwistedFark 2009-07-04 03:31:23 AM  
Yeah I don't get this shiat at all. I mean yes, if I was a teenage boy I would totally hit that chick hard, several times a day, for about 2 minutes each time (Hey, teenage boy, remember?) but I can't see for the life of me why an adult woman would want to get involved with that.

I mean, damn it - even teenage girls think teenage boys are retards (not that they're half wrong). What's the attraction here? Is it that hard for a young attractive woman to get laid?

 
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