Waldo Pepper: That coward David Lopan: RepoManTSM 2009-07-04 02:15:55 AM
With a name like Hope you can tell she was screwed up by having either supper Christian or supper hippy parents.

I had christian parents that only prayed during supper, and I'm not that bad.

This is Fark where being Christian means you are not only stupid but your beliefs are everything that is wrong with the world. You may not believe in God or Jesus Christ if you wish to been one of the upper elite known as Farkers.

It's a cascade of stupidity in Fark comments, right here. Except for That Coward, whose comment was hilarious.

Anyway, all of you calling the boy "lucky" had better be fine with old men having sex with young underage girls, or else you're just idiots.

ZeroCorpse: Just from reading her MySpace junk, I can tell she's a lousy lay (and a terrible conversationalist), and that there's a reason she's farking high school guys... No fully-grown adult man will put up with her.

Uh... hello, she's 24. What do you expect? Given the extended childhoods that people experience these days I'd be surprised if she doesn't spring for Hannah Montana concert tickets and High School Musical CDs.

Oh and btw, "full-grown adult men" have put up with more to get their penis into a girl. I once spent six months "dating" this waitress who did nothing but talk about harry potter. And by "dating" I mean "sticking my penis into her various orifices".

RepoManTSM: With a name like Hope you can tell she was screwed up by having either supper Christian or supper hippy parents.

Why bring meals into this?

Why the fark do girls purse their lips off to the side nowadays on their facebook and myspace photos???

Is it a white girl "gangsta" thing? Seriously, what the fark happened to a nice smile??

she could do a great job with my christie brinkley fantasy.

/like a chopper into a mountain

It's too bad there isn't any precedence to warn off these teachers.

You know like every couple of days one gets outed - the students are also to blame - shut it you're banging the hot new teacher.

Buttsecks or I'm tweeting this to my peeps teach...

RepoManTSM 2009-07-04 02:15:55 AM
With a name like Hope you can tell she was screwed up by having either supper Christian or supper hippy parents.

Or Super LIBERAL. You know HOPE AND CHANGE!

Bender The Offender: yesanded: You have lost the privilege of ever using the term "hittable" again. As have any of you who have agreed.

Who posts here? A bunch of lonely fat guys?

Perhaps you have lost the privilege to ever use the term "straight" when refering your sexual orientation.

"Perhaps"? And you're calling me gay?

oH wHAT i would have given to have had a hot teacher introduce me to the wonders of hot lovin', teach me what chicks like, boost my esteem, etc.

edwoodca: Yeah, that color scheme is ridiculous.

I'll second that. It makes the Windows hotdog scheme look good.

I just love all the comments in this thread. Both for and against. This thread made my day.

/One of the better teacher lays out there...

That would be totally legal in Fark's favorite state.

Woo hoo. Got another green light. Posted this last night and finally came up this morning. Glad my submissions aren't complete crap.

/Happy 4th everybody

nm651984: xen0blue: oh god, there is only about a 5 year age difference!

7. 7 years. She's 24, he was 17. 24 - 17 = 7.

Maybe you should have nailed your math teacher and gotten better grades in it.

Still doesn't meet the "half your age plus 7" rule. She shouldn't be nailing any boy younger than 19.

If the victim is willing to pay CASH MONEY to relive the crime... it wasn't one.

"Hope Ashley Jacoby, 24, faces 3 years' probation and 30 days' highway work at sentencing."???

If it were a male teacher sleeping with a 17 year-old female student he would be in PMITA prison. What bullshiat.

SkeetNinja: ZeroCorpse: ahwahoo2006: Look, I don't have to listen to her talk if her mouth is full of my cock.

But see... That's the thing. You DO have to listen to her talk. I'm sure your fantasy involves you getting to flip her over and go to work while she remains eerily mute, but the reality is that while you're trying to bed her, she'll be talking about partying with her friends, and shopping in the mall, and how you need to work out a little more like her friend Jesse (oh, he's so hot!), and how she's really a smart person but it just doesn't show in her writing or in her conversations, and how she likes to go to Cancun for spring break even though she's out of school, and how much she likes that guy on American Idol, and how High School Musical is like, totally cool, and how much she likes your car and can she drive it PLEEEAASSSSE????

And that's just on the way to bed.

Once you're in bed, she'll do some "moves" that she thinks are really sexy, but you'll think makes her look like a fish flopping around at the end of your johnson. She'll continue to talk while you fark her, remembering just before your climax that she has to check her text messages because her friend Heather's got some important story to tell her, thus totally ruining your moment by pulling away to grab her phone. You'll try to do doggie style and she'll say "I can't do that. It makes me need to pee." You'll be pounding away and she'll get a call on her cell, answer it, and while she's talking to her friend "Oh, yeah, I hooked up with this guy" she'll roll her eyes as if she's bored. When you're done, she'll say, "Do you like kids? I always wanted a lot of children and a big wedding."

And then she'll want to watch "My Super Sweet 16" on MTV.

Dude... It's not worth it. You'd have more fun taking her MySpace photos and cranking one out yourself in your spare time.

Wow...wow. You sound like you have some experience in this.

But anyway...know how I know you're gay?

He can write? He makes finely honed pop culture references?

Wolfinstl: If it were a male teacher sleeping with a 17 year-old female student he would be in PMITA prison. What bullshiat.

I support double-standards!
Boys and girls are different. Get over it.

These teachers are all from the 'Just Say No' era.

Say whatever you want but if you weren't your parents little snowflake and got smacked when you did something wrong..

/I'm jus sayin