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30 year-old male teacher has sex with 17 year old female student in California (the same state as the current story). Gets 1 year in prison and 5 years probation, didn't get more due to the "leniency of the judge."

"Highway work?" Hershey Highway work?

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Farking stupid 'kissy face' hot bimbo.

TwistedFark: Yeah I don't get this shiat at all. I mean yes, if I was a teenage boy I would totally hit that chick hard, several times a day, for about 2 minutes each time (Hey, teenage boy, remember?) but I can't see for the life of me why an adult woman would want to get involved with that.

I mean, damn it - even teenage girls think teenage boys are retards (not that they're half wrong). What's the attraction here? Is it that hard for a young attractive woman to get laid?

Mal_leability. Ever thought about that word? In this instance Mal_leability is particularly instructive. Maybe it's one part physical satisfaction. Maybe it's one part like owning an Ocelott or Burmese Python or Chimp. It's not like some form of this isn't part of the lore of the human condition since time immemmorial. It's not quite a realationship, it's not quite a pet, and it's certainly predictably unpredictable.

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I think I'm going blind after seeing that page.

Did anyone notice yet what she has listed for her occupation? *chuckles*

You have lost the privilege of ever using the term "hittable" again. As have any of you who have agreed.

Who posts here? A bunch of lonely fat guys?

Yeah, that color scheme is ridiculous.

Did you notice this friend comment by $MLB$: Dec 28 2007 6:31 PM

"look who got arrested for murder from our School"

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=1788290


And her orientation is: Bi

CrackedEgg: wheaties: Her Myspace (new window)

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I think I'm going blind after seeing that page.

Did anyone notice yet what she has listed for her occupation? *chuckles*

She is 'Bi' also. And 'single'. WooHoo!
This is sad: I hope she isn't an English teacher. Never mind...she is 'drug dealer'.


♥ThE OnE AnD OnLy HoPe♥'s Blurbs
About me:
Let's see. there's a lot to tell...maybe.My names Hope ~I love goin out.Im a huge fan of the hug. I hug all my friends, and think its an important way to say hi and bye. If I dont hug you, I probably dont like you. Either that or you make me totally nervous, so I wont do it. And it doesnt necessarily mean its a good nervous either. ~I try to be a positive person...and surround myself with positive people. I believe in karma, however i also think that no matter how good of a person you are, bad things are gonna happen to you. To me, bad things happen to make you a stronger person and you're meant to learn from them. ~I have a lot of random thoughts. I don't express em very often tho, cuz they can be far fetched, but as long as i know what i mean, who cares right? ~I'm not really a jealous person, except once in awhile i seem to get super jealous over something stupid. im weird that way. All it takes is a little talking to and i get over it. ~It takes a whole lot for me to get mad, but doesnt take much at all for me to get over it. If it's something small, and im mad, just let me get over it and i won't ever bring it up again. Sometimes that gives people the idea to walk all over me and i sometimes let it happen. I need to work on changing that. ~I have strong opinions, but if you show me how your way is better i might just change my mind. ~Sometimes i chill with people even if i don't like them. I dont pretend to like them, but i don't show i don't like them either. That doesn't make me fake, that makes me courteous. If i don't like you, then im sure it's for a good reason. ~Most girls talk too much. I'm one of them. But i don't want friends who do. Therefore girls who are my friend are special. And not like most girls. I like hanging out with guys cuz they're a lot easier to talk to. They don't like drama, and neither do i. ~I may come off as full of myself, but i promise it's a front. I don't have the highest self-esteem, but i don't think i'm a bad person either. It's a weird position to be in. Wow this is long. stop reading.

pseudowho: Wait. The teacher was a gerund? Or was she a present participle?

I swear that comment made sense with the original headline.

yesanded: You have lost the privilege of ever using the term "hittable" again. As have any of you who have agreed.

SOMEBODY is a studman.
Look at her MySpace pics, the girl is pretty.
Are you judging from her crappy mugshot?

The truth is probably that she is way out of your league and you're just judging how hot she is by how she compares to all the chicks in the porn vids on your hard drive.

yesanded: You have lost the privilege of ever using the term "hittable" again. As have any of you who have agreed.

Who posts here? A bunch of lonely fat guys?

Perhaps you have lost the privilege to ever use the term "straight" when refering your sexual orientation.

FishingWithFredo: snoproblem: Harry_Seldon: I would have done anything to have sex with Mrs. De La Torre (journalism) teacher when I was in high school. What an idiot!

How do you even get busted. "Mom, Dad...I have been banging my hot teacher, I feel so dirty."

...which is exactly why you leave minors alone... they're generally pretty stupid. They're immature. They cannot be trusted to be discreet or discerning, and they will flush a good thing down the toilet at the slightest whim... and you with it. This goes double for the guys.



"Words of wisdom, Lloyd m'boy ... words ... of ... wisdom."


Your money's no good here Mr. Torrance.

yesanded: You have lost the privilege of ever using the term "hittable" again. As have any of you who have agreed.

Who posts here? A bunch of lonely fat guys?

You know how I know you're gay?

yesanded:

Who posts here? A bunch of lonely fat guys?

Hehe.

what ever happened to guys that didn't kiss and tell? Fellas, its just bad form. Don't brag, it makes you look like a dick and her look like a slut.

PickinWhiskers: She is 'Bi' also. And 'single'. WooHoo!



"was single" sounds more like it. Looks like she's getting some new tail by the looks of the photograph.

1st; no. I like girls with curves. She looks like her knees are way too sharp.

2nd; STFU you asshat children. If your banging this coont, just STFU. Really. It's unpro.

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: PickinWhiskers: She is 'Bi' also. And 'single'. WooHoo!



"was single" sounds more like it. Looks like she's getting some new tail by the looks of the photograph.

And your basis for thinking she's no longer single is a picture of her with some kid? For all we (or even you) know, that could be her nephew, friend's kid, cousin, or some kid she kidnapped.

mornin' wood: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: PickinWhiskers: She is 'Bi' also. And 'single'. WooHoo!



"was single" sounds more like it. Looks like she's getting some new tail by the looks of the photograph.

And your basis for thinking she's no longer single is a picture of her with some kid? For all we (or even you) know, that could be her nephew, friend's kid, cousin, or some kid she kidnapped.

no, my basis is the person in the picture with her could be her new love interest... get it? cause she's into relationships with younger people....



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I'd marry it and let it hit whatever it farking liked. As long as it was out of jail for more ass tapping once a month I'd be fine with the fallout. Let's face it, she's hot and clearly ready to go.

mornin' wood: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: PickinWhiskers: She is 'Bi' also. And 'single'. WooHoo!



"was single" sounds more like it. Looks like she's getting some new tail by the looks of the photograph.

And your basis for thinking she's no longer single is a picture of her with some kid? For all we (or even you) know, that could be her nephew, friend's kid, cousin, or some kid she kidnapped.

10/10 You totally had me until the end of the final sentence. Masterfully done.

Visit the myspace page first and say you'd hit her... you know, once your eyesight returns.

Cripes, I felt my IQ dropping like the testes of her 'boyfriend'. Not only would I not hit it, I'd cross the street to avoid hearing its voice... you can just imagine it, couldn't you? Ugh.

And remember - this is a teacher.

snoproblem: Visit the myspace page first and say you'd hit her... you know, once your eyesight returns.

Cripes, I felt my IQ dropping like the testes of her 'boyfriend'. Not only would I not hit it, I'd cross the street to avoid hearing its voice... you can just imagine it, couldn't you? Ugh.

And remember - this is a teacher.

Actually, I think she was a "trainer" - or at least, that's what the article referred to her as. I have no idea what the fark a trainer is at a high school, or what rules they have to follow, but I do no that 17 can go into 24 about 10 times in an hour with a sandwich and a bottle of lube.

Ivor: Clearly scrubs up well.

And I definitely would.

Hot Teacher Linked, naturally.

Wow, me too. She's probably the hottest teacher-on-student yet. Damn lucky little bastard.

/if he ratted her out, cut his balls off. He's not a man anymore

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Hittable? Yay square face and crooked nose and mouth. Ew.

That coward David Lopan: RepoManTSM 2009-07-04 02:15:55 AM
With a name like Hope you can tell she was screwed up by having either supper Christian or supper hippy parents.

I had christian parents that only prayed during supper, and I'm not that bad.

This is Fark where being Christian means you are not only stupid but your beliefs are everything that is wrong with the world. You may not believe in God or Jesus Christ if you wish to been one of the upper elite known as Farkers.

Winktologist: wheaties: Her Myspace (new window)

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Difficult to stay up with your MySpace page, when you're busy chasin/banging the local H/S boys.

Although, she could have at least put a few blurbs/pics of her antics online, for the rest of us to see.

/ ok .. ok... I'll have a seat over there....

Yeah_Right: Winktologist: wheaties: Her Myspace (new window)

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Difficult to stay up with your MySpace page, when you're busy chasin/banging the local H/S boys.

Although, she could have at least put a few blurbs/pics of her antics online, for the rest of us to see.

/ ok .. ok... I'll have a seat over there....

Or on Twitter:

11:10 - getting ready to get it on with b/f
11:12 - done
11:15 - getting ready to get it on with b/f
11:16 - done - was a quicky this time
11:20 - getting ready to get it on with b/f
11:23 - done, I love it when he lasts a long time

When I was in my last year of high school in the 80s, Mr. English teacher was banging one of the students. Everyone knew it. Nobody cared (apart from teasing her occasionally).

I stumbled onto them while they were on dates at various venues during that year. I always made sure to wave and smile to them just to freak them out.

Maybe things worked differently back then.

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/hot and stupid is no way to go through life
//well, maybe it is

Can have Arrested Development thread?

/born raised in Fountain Valley
//Go Barons
/did undergrad at UC Irvine
//Zot zot zot

Not to be a dick, but what the fark is a woman going to tell me about getting bigger, stronger, and faster?

Add me to the "Do Not Want" list. She's a vapid, blond, ditzy, typically preppie-looking girl with what seems to be a repulsive personality and an annoying amount of selfishness.

Just from reading her MySpace junk, I can tell she's a lousy lay (and a terrible conversationalist), and that there's a reason she's farking high school guys... No fully-grown adult man will put up with her.

Seriously guys, if this is your standard for "hot" then you must spooge every time you walk by The Gap, because chicks like this are a dime a dozen in any town in America. If you want to hit that, the price of admission is probably a few beers and a hot car that you'll let her drive before she goes down on you.

ZeroCorpse: Add me to the "Do Not Want" list. She's a vapid, blond, ditzy, typically preppie-looking girl with what seems to be a repulsive personality and an annoying amount of selfishness.

Just from reading her MySpace junk, I can tell she's a lousy lay (and a terrible conversationalist), and that there's a reason she's farking high school guys... No fully-grown adult man will put up with her.

Seriously guys, if this is your standard for "hot" then you must spooge every time you walk by The Gap, because chicks like this are a dime a dozen in any town in America. If you want to hit that, the price of admission is probably a few beers and a hot car that you'll let her drive before she goes down on you.

Look, I don't have to listen to her talk if her mouth is full of my cock. I'm not saying shes the hottest girl I've ever seen, but, given the opportunity (aka listening for the "I'm soooo drunk" mating call), I would do terrible things to her.

Damn that's the hottest teacher I've seen to date.

On January 20, 2009: "Hope Ashley Jacoby, 23, could face up to seven years and eight months in prison if found guilty of four felony counts of unlawful sexual intercourse, three felony counts of oral copulation of a minor and one felony count of distributing pornography to a minor, according to the Orange County District Attorney's Office."

ahwahoo2006: Look, I don't have to listen to her talk if her mouth is full of my cock.

But see... That's the thing. You DO have to listen to her talk. I'm sure your fantasy involves you getting to flip her over and go to work while she remains eerily mute, but the reality is that while you're trying to bed her, she'll be talking about partying with her friends, and shopping in the mall, and how you need to work out a little more like her friend Jesse (oh, he's so hot!), and how she's really a smart person but it just doesn't show in her writing or in her conversations, and how she likes to go to Cancun for spring break even though she's out of school, and how much she likes that guy on American Idol, and how High School Musical is like, totally cool, and how much she likes your car and can she drive it PLEEEAASSSSE????

And that's just on the way to bed.

Once you're in bed, she'll do some "moves" that she thinks are really sexy, but you'll think makes her look like a fish flopping around at the end of your johnson. She'll continue to talk while you fark her, remembering just before your climax that she has to check her text messages because her friend Heather's got some important story to tell her, thus totally ruining your moment by pulling away to grab her phone. You'll try to do doggie style and she'll say "I can't do that. It makes me need to pee." You'll be pounding away and she'll get a call on her cell, answer it, and while she's talking to her friend "Oh, yeah, I hooked up with this guy" she'll roll her eyes as if she's bored. When you're done, she'll say, "Do you like kids? I always wanted a lot of children and a big wedding."

And then she'll want to watch "My Super Sweet 16" on MTV.

Dude... It's not worth it. You'd have more fun taking her MySpace photos and cranking one out yourself in your spare time.

/She's hotter than the link.. But the link is still pretty hot.

snoproblem: Visit the myspace page first and say you'd hit her... you know, once your eyesight returns.

Cripes, I felt my IQ dropping like the testes of her 'boyfriend'. Not only would I not hit it, I'd cross the street to avoid hearing its voice... you can just imagine it, couldn't you? Ugh.

And remember - this is a teacher.

No, I'd definitely bang her, but I'd do it wearing ear plugs to block out the discussion about her taste in music and how much she loves her friends.

Unless her friends are hot and want to come over, of course. But then I'd probably need more ear plugs.

ZeroCorpse: ahwahoo2006: Look, I don't have to listen to her talk if her mouth is full of my cock.

But see... That's the thing. You DO have to listen to her talk. I'm sure your fantasy involves you getting to flip her over and go to work while she remains eerily mute, but the reality is that while you're trying to bed her, she'll be talking about partying with her friends, and shopping in the mall, and how you need to work out a little more like her friend Jesse (oh, he's so hot!), and how she's really a smart person but it just doesn't show in her writing or in her conversations, and how she likes to go to Cancun for spring break even though she's out of school, and how much she likes that guy on American Idol, and how High School Musical is like, totally cool, and how much she likes your car and can she drive it PLEEEAASSSSE????

And that's just on the way to bed.

Once you're in bed, she'll do some "moves" that she thinks are really sexy, but you'll think makes her look like a fish flopping around at the end of your johnson. She'll continue to talk while you fark her, remembering just before your climax that she has to check her text messages because her friend Heather's got some important story to tell her, thus totally ruining your moment by pulling away to grab her phone. You'll try to do doggie style and she'll say "I can't do that. It makes me need to pee." You'll be pounding away and she'll get a call on her cell, answer it, and while she's talking to her friend "Oh, yeah, I hooked up with this guy" she'll roll her eyes as if she's bored. When you're done, she'll say, "Do you like kids? I always wanted a lot of children and a big wedding."

And then she'll want to watch "My Super Sweet 16" on MTV.

Dude... It's not worth it. You'd have more fun taking her MySpace photos and cranking one out yourself in your spare time.

Wow...wow. You sound like you have some experience in this.

But anyway...know how I know you're gay?

From the cockholster's MySpace page:

About me:
Let's see. there's a lot to tell...maybe.My names Hope ~I love goin out.Im a huge fan of the hug. I hug all my friends, and think its an important way to say hi and bye. If I dont hug you, I probably dont like you. Either that or you make me totally nervous, so I wont do it. And it doesnt necessarily mean its a good nervous either. ~I try to be a positive person...and surround myself with positive people. I believe in karma, however i also think that no matter how good of a person you are, bad things are gonna happen to you. To me, bad things happen to make you a stronger person and you're meant to learn from them. ~I have a lot of random thoughts. I don't express em very often tho, cuz they can be far fetched, but as long as i know what i mean, who cares right? ~I'm not really a jealous person, except once in awhile i seem to get super jealous over something stupid. im weird that way. All it takes is a little talking to and i get over it. ~It takes a whole lot for me to get mad, but doesnt take much at all for me to get over it. If it's something small, and im mad, just let me get over it and i won't ever bring it up again. Sometimes that gives people the idea to walk all over me and i sometimes let it happen. I need to work on changing that. ~I have strong opinions, but if you show me how your way is better i might just change my mind. ~Sometimes i chill with people even if i don't like them. I dont pretend to like them, but i don't show i don't like them either. That doesn't make me fake, that makes me courteous. If i don't like you, then im sure it's for a good reason. ~Most girls talk too much. I'm one of them. But i don't want friends who do. Therefore girls who are my friend are special. And not like most girls. I like hanging out with guys cuz they're a lot easier to talk to. They don't like drama, and neither do i. ~I may come off as full of myself, but i promise it's a front. I don't have the highest self-esteem, but i don't think i'm a bad person either. It's a weird position to be in. Wow this is long. stop reading.

DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!

ahwahoo2006: Look, I don't have to listen to her talk if her mouth is full of my cock. I'm not saying shes the hottest girl I've ever seen, but, given the opportunity (aka listening for the "I'm soooo drunk" mating call), I would do terrible things to her.

Opportunity farks can be fun. Just do it at her place so you can be gone in the morning before she comes to wakes up. And leave one hand untied so she can get loose on her own. It's not nice to just leave her tied up with cell phone where she can reach it so she has to call for help. Or so I've heard.

xen0blue: oh god, there is only about a 5 year age difference!

7. 7 years. She's 24, he was 17. 24 - 17 = 7.

Maybe you should have nailed your math teacher and gotten better grades in it.

TwistedFark: mornin' wood: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: PickinWhiskers: She is 'Bi' also. And 'single'. WooHoo!



"was single" sounds more like it. Looks like she's getting some new tail by the looks of the photograph.

And your basis for thinking she's no longer single is a picture of her with some kid? For all we (or even you) know, that could be her nephew, friend's kid, cousin, or some kid she kidnapped.

10/10 You totally had me until the end of the final sentence. Masterfully done.

Thank you. I even got the OP to think I was serious

/been a while since I tried

Good lord she's hot

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I think I'm going blind after seeing that page.

Did anyone notice yet what she has listed for her occupation? *chuckles*

No but I did notice she says she's bi.

Sadly, she hasn't logged in in 3 years.

10 sec rule applies to pudding too: Damn that's the hottest teacher I've seen to date.

That's because she's not a teacher.