Mentat: What happened to the American Dream?

It came true.

This.

The American Dream is being the one screwing everyone else over. You can have it.

GAT_00: You mean the American dream to wreck the economy and lie to the American people for personal gain?

Why yes we know what Obama is doing, but thank you for reminding us.

ChickenTits: rjkline:
Man that was really cool how you spelled Amerikuh. You are so super intelligent and people who are patriotic are just ignorant rednecks. Your apathy shows the world how cool and smart you are! You must be a hit with the ladies being so cool and all. You are my new super smart and cool hero. Can you misspell other words to show your massive intelligence and overall coolness?

Okay, okay, now you've just hurt my feelings. I can't spell. Do you know what it's like to not be able to spell? It's AWFUL!!! I have to go around blaming Lee Greenwood and rednecks.. I don't want to hate anymore! I WANNA LOVE! I WANT MUh AMERICUGN DREEEEEAAAAAAAAM. I hope you feel awful for doing this to me in front of all these internet people. I'll never be able to show my face on this forum again.... This isn't the americha I love. I'm off to eat my fried mayonnaise balls untill I die on my flag colored toilet seat.

mmm...fried mayonnaise balls! They are delicious! Now go back to reading your copy of The Daily Worker and I'll finish washing my monster truck.

the American Dream is being a giant bag of wind who sits on their ass all day disrespecting their fellow Americans who disagree with them and get paid handsomely for it.

All the Democrats have to do now is run Terry Funk for office and they will never lose.

AlgertMan: All the Democrats have to do now is run Terry Funk for office and they will never lose.

He will, however, retire from political office on an annual basis... for 25 years.

It's probably best Hunter isn't alive for this

With the fall of Sanford and Palin, looks like the Republicans are cleaning house. Lick the wounds, find something that might stick, and start over. Unfortunately, so many Republicans jammed their foot in their mouths during the 2008 election that it's going to be tough for them to dig themselves out. This oughta be fun. Popcorn, etc...

JigsawX: Link

This is what George Carlin thinks....

Jebus! No wonder they killed him!

i was almost on board with the ideas hannity was saying

then turd blossom had to go "DON'T FORGET THE VALUES"

my american dream is that people will stop caring about the answer to "Penis goes where?"

IN MY AMERICAN DREAM, PENIS GOES WHERE IT WANTS!

/like, say, a random vagina in Argentina

ragekage: As opposed to the President who actually epitomizes the American dream. I mean, where else but America could a socialist fascist communist terrorist empty suit Kenyan seekrit Muslin grow up to continue the job of wrecking the country from a silver spoon draft dodging conniving little frat boy?

You could say the same of Clinton, who came from humble beginnings and didn't even know his father.

Yet Republicans will paint Clinton and Obama as elitists, while GWB, who owes literally everything to his family connections, is a salt-of-the-earth guy.

Hollerin Charlie: I was kind of shocked when he went on Hannity today at all, given the ground right now, but it is clear what the marketing plan is : "Building a Bridge to the 80's"

That's really amusing, because the GOP strategy in the 1980s was essentially "Building a Bridge to the 1950s".

Republican theme: The Party of the American Dream-killers

FTFY Karl.

Logweasel: That's really amusing, because the GOP strategy in the 1980s was essentially "Building a Bridge to the 1950s".

Ask not for whom the pendulum swings, it swings for thee.

So, they are moving on from the plumber the the plumber's son.

Yeah because denying people healthcare and educational opportunities trying to achieve said American dream is a sure fire way to achieve it.

Given the flailing the GOP and their spokesclowns have been doing in recent months, I think they already have a theme:

AlgertMan: All the Democrats have to do now is run Terry Funk for office and they will never lose.



Approves if this means he can be booked.

NewportBarGuy: I nominate Sean Hannity for Douchebag of Liberty to replace Robert Novak when he is found dead in a Dominican boy rape den.

Hannity has proved he is a new kind of douche, Don't worry, it will still wrap around you and suck the wind out of your box.

welcome to my nightmare....

Maybe next election season I should vote Ozzy.

For every political office in the land.

\I so wanna see Ozzy bite Karl Rove's head off.