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Jakevol2 2009-07-04 04:03:49 AM  
Casanova.Frankensteir: My bet is she either agreed to GTFO to avoid a pending scandal, or she and the family are barricading themselves in right now, because the scandal's unavoidable...

Oh that pic made LULZ,

 
Joliet_Jake 2009-07-04 04:04:01 AM  
Jakevol2: rynthetyn: My initial take when I watched her press conference was that she's just up and lost it. That something snapped, mentally. I think the reason we're all searching for some kind of scandal to explain it is because it was just so incredibly bizarre.

Meanwhile, a few weeks back, against my better judgement I let my mom talk me into accepting a facebook friend request from a family friend who's extremely far right because she wanted to see the pictures I'd posted. As I said, it was against my better judgement, and now I've got her going full retard all over my facebook wall because of what I posted about Palin. It makes the freepers and fark trolls sound sane. She's going on and on about how the evil dems didn't let the media say anything about Michelle Obama but the Palin kids can get attacked, and calling Chelsea the White House dog isn't anywhere near the same as all of the horrible mean spirited things against poor Sarah and other Republican politicians. Moral of the story there is, don't ever let a parent talk you into friending people who you know will flip out over what you post, even if they claim that they've already been warned that they won't agree with you.

Know what I would do. Take her off my friends list and block her. Mom flips you shiat? Tell mom that it's your page and you can add or block whomever you like.


And to bring you down some more bagel pizzas. It wouldn't even be an issue if she would just let you put a toaster oven downstairs. GOD. WHAT A biatch.

e/n

 
Jakevol2 2009-07-04 04:06:40 AM  
Joliet_Jake: Jakevol2: rynthetyn: My initial take when I watched her press conference was that she's just up and lost it. That something snapped, mentally. I think the reason we're all searching for some kind of scandal to explain it is because it was just so incredibly bizarre.

Meanwhile, a few weeks back, against my better judgement I let my mom talk me into accepting a facebook friend request from a family friend who's extremely far right because she wanted to see the pictures I'd posted. As I said, it was against my better judgement, and now I've got her going full retard all over my facebook wall because of what I posted about Palin. It makes the freepers and fark trolls sound sane. She's going on and on about how the evil dems didn't let the media say anything about Michelle Obama but the Palin kids can get attacked, and calling Chelsea the White House dog isn't anywhere near the same as all of the horrible mean spirited things against poor Sarah and other Republican politicians. Moral of the story there is, don't ever let a parent talk you into friending people who you know will flip out over what you post, even if they claim that they've already been warned that they won't agree with you.

Know what I would do. Take her off my friends list and block her. Mom flips you shiat? Tell mom that it's your page and you can add or block whomever you like.

And to bring you down some more bagel pizzas. It wouldn't even be an issue if she would just let you put a toaster oven downstairs. GOD. WHAT A biatch.

e/n


Bagel pizza's? Are you shiattin' me? Bring me down a six pack of those White Castle sliders from the freezer section.

 
The Name 2009-07-04 04:10:32 AM  
tallguywithglasseson: This is a bit of a bummer if true, I was really hoping for Palin to run in 2012.

Same here. I was totally hoping for a Palin/Plumber ticket. Just imagine a year and a half long Tea Party, except twice as stupid and (non-threateningly) inflammatory. It would officially be The Most Hilarious Political Campaign in History.

 
GratuityIncluded 2009-07-04 04:11:20 AM  
WhyteRaven74: GratuityIncluded: don't understand what you and I like best in America

You know what I like about America? That it's possible for a poor black kid from Little Jamaica in Queens to end up one of the most read historians of economics ever, and to end up a tenured professor at Stanford. Know what I really really like? That this same professor gives not a whit for what he's supposed to think about anything. Which apparently is a point of being an American lost on you. Among other things.


You're wrong if you think she's against what you just stated.

More pointedly, you're a bigot if you don't give her the chance to prove it. On what basis do you confine her? Media??? Be open. Zealot. That type of behavior is evil and wrong. You'll be shown to be wrong when time rolls on.

 
technicolor-misfit 2009-07-04 04:11:27 AM  
Lenny_da_Hog - technicolor-misfit:
Dude... she couldn't come up with the name of a single news magazine or newspaper! She's a farking idiot.

This one bugs me, too.

Sarah was being an idiot, but not in the way you say.

Sarah *could* have named newspapers and magazines, I'm sure. Instead, she was playing the Alaskan angle too tough, like everyone in America was a tourist getting off the boat in Juneau.

Remember she followed it up by saying something like, "We get them all up here...." She was trying to make it look like Couric was belittling Alaska, implying we don't get newspapers there.

We go through a lot of that kind of stuff with tourists. But Couric wasn't a tourist, and neither were the American people. She got defensive for no reason.

Same with the "You can see Russia from Alaska" schpiel. It's a tourist thing. She kept acting like people had just gotten off the plane, and she had to explain these little Alaska nuances to everyone. Thing is, by doing so, she wasn't answering the questions.

She did that a lot. Idiot still, but different kind of idiot.



We get different impressions of that then... I felt the "It's not like Alaska's a foreign country, Katie... Where you're all like 'how could you possibly keep up with what people are doin' in Washington D.C." was indeed bizarre and overly defensive... but I think she launched into that precisely because she couldn't come up with a single news magazine.

Sure, in a less stressful setting, I'm sure she could have at least come up with the name of Time or Newsweek or USA Today if given a few moments to think about it. But therein lies the rub... that's not an arcane trivia question. For anyone who actually reads, that answer would come right off the top of your head without even thinking about it no matter how stressful the situation... just like "what bands do you listen to," or "what TV shows do you watch," or "what are some of your favorite movies." She couldn't think of any she reads because she doesn't read any.

I mean, I'm sure she reads magazines... just probably not any that don't have perfume sample inserts. And as I said once before, I will at least give her credit for being smart enough to know that Vogue, Cosmopolitan, Us Weekly, and People were NOT acceptable responses to the question.

She's incurious and anti-intellectual. She reminds me of a cousin of mine who, when over at my house one afternoon while VH1 or TV Land or somebody was running the old Dick Cavett show with John and Yoko, looked up the screen and said "I cain't believe that guy's wearin' them cowboy boots."

They're just very small people who live in a very small world and don't have any interest in anything outside of it... and that's fine if you want to sell real estate or be a loan officer or even a doctor or an engineer or an attorney... but as POTUS, taking a keen interest in the outside world is AT LEAST half the job.

You need an understanding of the history of the world before you became a part of it. You need an understanding of philosophies and religions and beliefs that don't match your own. You need to have at least a rudimentary grasp of economics and law and sociology and a familiarity with technology... and on and on and on.... and you need the sort of curiosity wherein you would gain this sort of knowledge regardless of where you are or what you do.

Is she dumb for my office or your office? Maybe not SUPER-dumb... (especially for mine, I work in TV... we've got Sarah Palins crawling out of the woodwork ) but we're talking about the OVAL OFFICE.

That's what kills me about people who keep saying "she's not THAT dumb..." Yeah, maybe not compared to my cousin.

 
Joliet_Jake 2009-07-04 04:14:10 AM  
The Name: tallguywithglasseson: This is a bit of a bummer if true, I was really hoping for Palin to run in 2012.

Same here. I was totally hoping for a Palin/Plumber ticket. Just imagine a year and a half long Tea Party, except twice as stupid and (non-threateningly) inflammatory. It would officially be The Most Hilarious Political Campaign in History.


Sorry. Nothing will ever beat the '91 Edwin Edwards/David Duke campaign.

Link (new window)

/vote for the crook, it's important

 
Dr. Mojo PhD [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:14:28 AM  
Ed Finnerty: Cubansaltyballs: I'm just looking for the Daffy Duck beating off gif....

dtdstudios.com


I just saw that gif crop up one day and never really knew why it did, other than it was Daffy Duck pulling his pecker.

But here's the thing, it's always struck me as funnier, and it finally hit me as to why. The motherfarker looks like Drudge. If that was the point all along, colour me stupid. But Jesus H the resemblance is uncanny.

 
kingflower 2009-07-04 04:14:59 AM  
Todd Palin is perfectly capable of pouring a foundation all by himself.....roughing in plumbing and bending tubes, installing drywall, installing electrical conduit, landscaping/grading......for christsake the man is a snow-machine champion....HE IS A GOD AMONGST MEN!!!

Maverick.

 
Giltric 2009-07-04 04:16:05 AM  
Joliet_Jake: Giltric: Jakevol2: FishingWithFredo: 3.Have stories on how Sasha and/or Malia are the class slut in their elementary school. And then do mainstream media stories on the kid in class who's banging Sasha.

I don't recall Sasha or Mia getting knocked up by some bohunk, "getting engaged" to said bohunk and the calling off the engagement when Mommy lost the election. I also don't recall Sasha or Mia preaching abstinence only to people their age while breastfeeding their crotchfruit.

Did they ever have assemblies on the dangers of drunk driving hosted by a quadropalegic who got that way from crashing their car while drunk?

/pffft as if hes an athority on drunk driving.

Except the anti-drunk driving people don't tell you the only way to avoid it is to stop drinking and driving.



FTFY

be honest, don't be a moran.

 
Joliet_Jake 2009-07-04 04:18:44 AM  
Giltric: Joliet_Jake: Giltric: Jakevol2: FishingWithFredo: 3.Have stories on how Sasha and/or Malia are the class slut in their elementary school. And then do mainstream media stories on the kid in class who's banging Sasha.

I don't recall Sasha or Mia getting knocked up by some bohunk, "getting engaged" to said bohunk and the calling off the engagement when Mommy lost the election. I also don't recall Sasha or Mia preaching abstinence only to people their age while breastfeeding their crotchfruit.

Did they ever have assemblies on the dangers of drunk driving hosted by a quadropalegic who got that way from crashing their car while drunk?

/pffft as if hes an athority on drunk driving.

Except the anti-drunk driving people don't tell you the only way to avoid it is to stop drinking and driving.


FTFY

be honest, don't be a moran.


Way to edit two parts of my post and only point one out to make your point seem credible. Yes, they tell you to stop drinking and driving. Not to stop driving. Just like the anti-abstinence people don't tell you to stop having unsafe sex, they tell you to stop having sex.

 
Tickle Mittens 2009-07-04 04:19:07 AM  
FishingWithFredo: Jakevol2: FishingWithFredo: 3.Have stories on how Sasha and/or Malia are the class slut in their elementary school. And then do mainstream media stories on the kid in class who's banging Sasha.

I don't recall Sasha or Mia getting knocked up by some bohunk, "getting engaged" to said bohunk and the calling off the engagement when Mommy lost the election. I also don't recall Sasha or Mia preaching abstinence only to people their age while breastfeeding their crotchfruit.

And if you can tell me what any of those things had to do with John McCain and Sarah Palin running for president and vice president, respectively, that would be great.

And point me to examples of how other politicians' children were treated similarly in election coverage historically, that would be spiffy, too.


A plank of the Republican Part platform is Abstinence Only Sex Education. Bristol Palin had it. Sarah Palin supports it. Results speak for themselves.

Those of the GOP believe ignorance is a virtue. It's not. It's poverty. And to deny knowledge to your fellows is a cruelty.

It speaks to wisdom, intelligence and integrity. Or rather a deficit in some combination of the three.

Oh, and Bill Clinton was accused of raping a black child and covering it up in Primary Colors. Chelsea Clinton; various including Saturday Night Live reguarding factors BTW completely out of her control. I could probably dig up more particularly if I went to the library and started reading old newspapers, but what's the point? It's clear the team you support is the that with the approved ideology, irrespective of whatever form a successful national agenda might take.

 
DemonEater 2009-07-04 04:19:11 AM  
When whatever it is finally comes out, brace for a 1000+ post thread full of people like NYZooman insisting it's an Obama frame job because he was afraid of her beating him in 2012.

They'll do it. And they'll be absolutely serious.

I bet Beck and Limbaugh pick it up, actually.

 
GratuityIncluded 2009-07-04 04:20:27 AM  
rnld: GratuityIncluded: If you are a conservative, like myself, looking for any rationality about Palin ... you will not find it here in this thread. The uninformed (whether by no experience or by choice) don't understand what you and I like best in America and don't have the proclivity to fight about it.

She resigned as Governor today. Pure and simple. Odd indeed. Quitter.


Pure and simple. You're a partisan. Hey, that's okay with me! But her motivations -- equated by your simpleton line of thinking ------ aren't necessarily what others like me think. I choose to believe it wasn't about quitting -- which would be easy to swallow if I were a hater. I choose to believe things I'm not fed by posts on blogs. I accept her at her word until facts dictate otherwise.

That's the American way mf'er. Or it should be! Get with the program or you and your kind are going to drag us all into the mud of history.

 
bmasso 2009-07-04 04:21:31 AM  
GAT_00: Klingon Penis: Did a Scandal Sink the U.S.S. Palin? (new window)

No sources on where they got the building material skimming though. If it's true, we'll probably see indictments on Monday given her sudden resignation.


Sooo.....
The windows on a convention center and the windows of their personal residence are the same?

Pics, or it didn't happen.
Seriously, does she supposedly have 40-foot window panes or something?

 
FishingWithFredo 2009-07-04 04:21:47 AM  
kasmel: The daughter/fiance was human interest. They were cynically used as props by the campaign.

Yeah. Don't you hate when that happens?

img5.imageshack.us

Out of sight, out of mind. They could have said, 'she's pregnant, they're getting married, she needs to be left alone to work on school/prepare for being a mom, we ask that you respectfully leave them alone.'

And if you believe that would have made the story go away, I've got several bridges I'd like to sell you.

Instead, they were given talk show gigs and put in front of as many cameras and microphones as possible because it kept them in the news.

[Citation Needed]

The only time I recall Bristol Palin on TV talking about abstinence was well after the election was over. I could be wrong, so I'll wait to see what you show me to back up your point.

 
technicolor-misfit 2009-07-04 04:24:03 AM  
kingflower - Todd Palin is perfectly capable of pouring a foundation all by himself.....roughing in plumbing and bending tubes, installing drywall, installing electrical conduit, landscaping/grading......for christsake the man is a snow-machine champion....HE IS A GOD AMONGST MEN!!!

Maverick.



Hey... he had help from some "buddies." I'm sure they were manly Real AmericanTM men one and all... something you Dem's wouldn't know anything about... but hey, if I need someone to make a froth heart in my latte, you lib homos will be the first I call.

farm1.static.flickr.com

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:24:05 AM  
Fredo, if you don't like her, why are you spending so much time defending her? I guess for Republicans these days, liking Palin is like riding a moped - fun, but you don't want people knowing about it.

Some points, though:

1. Should have been given an immediate quiz on his feelings on Uzbekistan.

At least he can identify it and can handle a simple question about an issue that, while perhaps not the most pressing, still is important for a President.

2. Had stories on how Sasha and Malia may not even be his kids -- in the mainstream media; not some obscure Freep-like site.

MSM never circulated the rumor about Bristol being Trig's mother. But they did circulate stories about Obama's wife being a white-hating racist.

3.Have stories on how Sasha and/or Malia are the class slut in their elementary school. And then do mainstream media stories on the kid in class who's banging Sasha.

SpyvsSpy:
If one gets pregnant out of wedlock we'll let you know.

And if you run on the "family values" ticket, including dragging your kids everywhere with you and using them as props on stage, don't be surprised when people notice that the image you're projecting is falling apart.

4. Have endless stories on how unqualified Obama is because he's never run a business, a city, a state. Daily stories. Non-stop stories.

During the election, that was done. Daily stories. Non-stop stories. I didn't see you protesting the injustice of it, though.

5. Have his intelligence questioned endlessly for the times he sounded dumb when his teleprompter stopped working correctly. Or when he "uuhhhhed" his way through an interminable sentence.

You're kidding, right? How many damn "OMG - USELESS Without TELEPROMPTER!!!" stories have we seen?

Ask Obama where he gets his news, I bet he names 5 sources off the bat, at the very least. If he had been in that interview with Couric, he'd have nailed it. I mean, seriously - how bad to you have to be to get totally PWN3D in an interview with Katie Farking Couric?

Palin was no more abused than anyone else running in a national campaign. She earned the reputation of being a blithering idiot by proving it repeatedly. She couldn't answer basic questions, and then during a debate acted indignant that she would be expected to answer questions. She's a nut, and she's a hypocrite, and she's corrupt.

Why does anyone like her or even defend her?

 
Jakevol2 2009-07-04 04:24:10 AM  
Well this has been about as much fun as I can have on a Friday night that does not include silk ropes and astro glide. But I am wiped. I will never get my Circadian rythym back on track as it is. I must bid all of you adieu,

But before I go let me leave you with this: Sarah Palin is a dumb twat, Bristol is a cock goblin, Willow is a slut in training and Trig is the smartest of the bunch.



Good night Farkers.

 
rynthetyn 2009-07-04 04:24:16 AM  
Joliet_Jake: J

And to bring you down some more bagel pizzas. It wouldn't even be an issue if she would just let you put a toaster oven downstairs. GOD. WHAT A biatch.

e/n


Well, the funny thing is, I actually am back home at the moment, I was teaching English in Vietnam and just moved back to America a couple of weeks ago. It's why I got talked into accepting the friend request in the first place, the lady wanted to see my pictures that I took over the last year.

/teaching foreign relations majors during the US elections was quite the experience
//Especially foreign relations majors in Vietnam when John POW McCain was running

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:24:43 AM  
GratuityIncluded: You're wrong if you think she's against what you just stated.

The economic reality of the world that her compatriots would build would be such that said poor kid from Little Jamaica would've died in a sweatshop factory before hitting majority. The GOP power players have a copy of The Jungle in their spank bank.

It matters naught what she says she espouses. It's what she does, and who she surrounds herself with.

 
Joliet_Jake 2009-07-04 04:26:43 AM  
rynthetyn: Joliet_Jake: J

And to bring you down some more bagel pizzas. It wouldn't even be an issue if she would just let you put a toaster oven downstairs. GOD. WHAT A biatch.

e/n

Well, the funny thing is, I actually am back home at the moment, I was teaching English in Vietnam and just moved back to America a couple of weeks ago. It's why I got talked into accepting the friend request in the first place, the lady wanted to see my pictures that I took over the last year.

/teaching foreign relations majors during the US elections was quite the experience
//Especially foreign relations majors in Vietnam when John POW McCain was running


I've decided to turn 'teaching English in Vietnam' into a euphemism for something else. I just haven't decided what yet.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:26:52 AM  
GratuityIncluded: you and your kind are going to drag us all into the mud of history.

You and your kind already did.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-07-04 04:28:34 AM  
technicolor-misfit:
We get different impressions of that then... I felt the "It's not like Alaska's a foreign country, Katie... Where you're all like 'how could you possibly keep up with what people are doin' in Washington D.C." was indeed bizarre and overly defensive... but I think she launched into that precisely because she couldn't come up with a single news magazine.


Another nuance for you, then.

In Alaska, asking you what you read *is* a trap question. There were two major newspapers here for a while, back in the 90s -- polar opposites. People learned to judge others by which newspaper ended up on their lawn in the morning.

Admitting you read the wrong publication was a death sentence. Every campaign manager I ever met there would caution you against committing to any publications (and yes, I was a politician there at one time).

She didn't grasp that Americans as a whole aren't that polarized, and that this wasn't a gotcha question.

Is she dumb for my office or your office? Maybe not SUPER-dumb... (especially for mine, I work in TV... we've got Sarah Palins crawling out of the woodwork ) but we're talking about the OVAL OFFICE.

She's far too dumb to work in my field, yes, which is mostly oil and aviation. She's a whole different kind of dumb than you're used to.

 
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body 2009-07-04 04:31:31 AM  
Dr. Mojo PhD: Ed Finnerty: Cubansaltyballs: I'm just looking for the Daffy Duck beating off gif....

dtdstudios.com

I just saw that gif crop up one day and never really knew why it did, other than it was Daffy Duck pulling his pecker.

But here's the thing, it's always struck me as funnier, and it finally hit me as to why. The motherfarker looks like Drudge. If that was the point all along, colour me stupid. But Jesus H the resemblance is uncanny.


img13.imageshack.uswww.nypress.com

 
Dr. Mojo PhD [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:31:41 AM  
Benevolent Misanthrope: 4. Have endless stories on how unqualified Obama is because he's never run a business, a city, a state. Daily stories. Non-stop stories.

During the election, that was done. Daily stories. Non-stop stories. I didn't see you protesting the injustice of it, though.


Wow, that question was actually asked? My God, the community organizer/lack of experience shiat was pounded non-stop by pundits and breathless reported on by the Media.

You saved your "You're kidding?" for the one after that?

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:32:00 AM  
GratuityIncluded: You're wrong if you think she's against what you just stated.

I somehow doubt she's much concerned with turning back the clock and making sure all public schools get enough funding so that those in poor areas are as well run as those in better to do areas.

 
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym 2009-07-04 04:32:23 AM  
I really hope that blog is wrong and it's another Republican same-sex scandal.

We never get lucky with these.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:32:25 AM  
Lenny_da_Hog: She's a whole different kind of dumb than you're used to.

And that sums it up.

 
PartTimeBuddha 2009-07-04 04:33:19 AM  
rynthetyn: /teaching foreign relations majors during the US elections was quite the experience
//Especially foreign relations majors in Vietnam when John POW McCain was running


I am interested in your experiences. I don't suppose you happen to have a newsletter?

 
GratuityIncluded 2009-07-04 04:33:35 AM  
Being clever will not win what you want to win. It'll be the same old fight until you and I are gone.

/ I'm down for it.
// I urge you to take a step back and look deeper. You are wrong in your misplaced hatred.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:34:07 AM  
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: I really hope that blog is wrong and it's another Republican same-sex scandal.

We never get lucky with these.


When I first saw this story break, I did make a friend snort beer out of her nose by blurting out, "What the hell - does Palin have an Argentinian mistress, too?"

 
svejker_14 2009-07-04 04:34:22 AM  
Democracy is a fragile little thing.

 
Joliet_Jake 2009-07-04 04:34:31 AM  
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: I really hope that blog is wrong and it's another Republican same-sex scandal.

We never get lucky with these.


Here's hoping she was visiting Michelle Bachman at a hometown airport bathroom.

 
Cucullen 2009-07-04 04:34:45 AM  
i223.photobucket.com

I kinda hate to see her go, its been so much fun. But I love to watch her burn. Here's hoping she runs for senate and we can put her in a cage match with Bachmann.

Palin/Bachmann 2012

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-07-04 04:36:01 AM  
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Dr. Mojo PhD: Ed Finnerty: Cubansaltyballs: I'm just looking for the Daffy Duck beating off gif....

dtdstudios.com

I just saw that gif crop up one day and never really knew why it did, other than it was Daffy Duck pulling his pecker.

But here's the thing, it's always struck me as funnier, and it finally hit me as to why. The motherfarker looks like Drudge. If that was the point all along, colour me stupid. But Jesus H the resemblance is uncanny.


Again, sometimes the combination of User ID and post content are just priceless....

 
Cucullen 2009-07-04 04:39:49 AM  
www.rumproast.com

www.palin-bachmann-2012.com
www.evolvefish.com

GIS you read my mind.

 
PartTimeBuddha 2009-07-04 04:41:12 AM  
Lenny_da_Hog: Another nuance for you, then.

In Alaska, asking you what you read *is* a trap question. There were two major newspapers here for a while, back in the 90s -- polar opposites. People learned to judge others by which newspaper ended up on their lawn in the morning.

Admitting you read the wrong publication was a death sentence. Every campaign manager I ever met there would caution you against committing to any publications (and yes, I was a politician there at one time).

She didn't grasp that Americans as a whole aren't that polarized, and that this wasn't a gotcha question.


"What newspapers do you read?"
"All of them."
"Locally, both of them. That is, we have two major newspapers in Alaska, which taken, together cover the broad political spectrum. I have always believed in ensuring I have access to diverse views so that I can appreciate the needs of all Alaskans. It's a bipartisan, knowledgeable approach that lets the real work get done even where we respectfully disagree. At a national level I read digests produced by my staff of all national newspapers so that, again, in a bipartisan and inclusive manner I can make sure that mavrik."

 
Kierkegaard's Pseudonym 2009-07-04 04:42:12 AM  
Joliet_Jake: Here's hoping she was visiting Michelle Bachman at a hometown airport bathroom.

Something like that at least. The good ship Palin can't end like this. It's so unsatisfying. I will have serious schadenfreude blue balls if we end this movie with a pedestrian embezzlement scandal, because we had so much potential for the truly spectacular.

 
rynthetyn 2009-07-04 04:42:28 AM  
Jakevol2: rynthetyn: My initial take when I watched her press conference was that she's just up and lost it. That something snapped, mentally. I think the reason we're all searching for some kind of scandal to explain it is because it was just so incredibly bizarre.

Meanwhile, a few weeks back, against my better judgement I let my mom talk me into accepting a facebook friend request from a family friend who's extremely far right because she wanted to see the pictures I'd posted. As I said, it was against my better judgement, and now I've got her going full retard all over my facebook wall because of what I posted about Palin. It makes the freepers and fark trolls sound sane. She's going on and on about how the evil dems didn't let the media say anything about Michelle Obama but the Palin kids can get attacked, and calling Chelsea the White House dog isn't anywhere near the same as all of the horrible mean spirited things against poor Sarah and other Republican politicians. Moral of the story there is, don't ever let a parent talk you into friending people who you know will flip out over what you post, even if they claim that they've already been warned that they won't agree with you.

Know what I would do. Take her off my friends list and block her. Mom flips you shiat? Tell mom that it's your page and you can add or block whomever you like.


My mom wouldn't care if I unfriended her, the problem is that it makes it pretty awkward when it's somebody that you actually know in real life, especially when they're someone who's given you money while you were off on the other side of the planet working for peanuts for an NGO.

 
GratuityIncluded 2009-07-04 04:43:01 AM  
WhyteRaven74: GratuityIncluded: You're wrong if you think she's against what you just stated.

I somehow doubt she's much concerned with turning back the clock and making sure all public schools get enough funding so that those in poor areas are as well run as those in better to do areas.


I'm not sure I'd go that route. She is from Alaska after all and I'm sure her state has seen the benefits of funding rural education.

Federally funding sex changes (and the like) for scientifically ambiguous reasons ... that may be another story.

 
PartTimeBuddha 2009-07-04 04:46:45 AM  
rynthetyn: My mom wouldn't care if I unfriended her, the problem is that it makes it pretty awkward when it's somebody that you actually know in real life, especially when they're someone who's given you money while you were off on the other side of the planet working for peanuts for an NGO.

I have a facebook friend who does little else but promote her holistic complimentary therapy business. I hide her posts.

But if this friend is disrespectfully giving your page grief, I guess just adopt troll tactics and ignore her/don't engage online. Or just -- once -- ask her to stop because it's really not how you want to be perceived. You can do this all friendly-like.

 
Thorak [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 04:46:54 AM  
Lenny_da_Hog: She didn't grasp that Americans as a whole aren't that polarized, and that this wasn't a gotcha question.

You spent several paragraphs explaining that Palin wasn't ignorant because she couldn't name a newspaper, she was ignorant because she didn't know a damn thing about how the US works outside of Alaska.

And she was running for VP of the entire friggin' USA.

I'm not sure how you think this "nuance" is at all an improvement. It still proves her to be grossly inept. Perhaps grossly inept and insular rather than grossly inept and illiterate, but it's a pretty tiny difference.

Kind of like claiming she doesn't go around kicking babies every day, she kicks puppies.

 
lstywnch 2009-07-04 04:48:00 AM  
bmasso: Pics, or it didn't happen.
Seriously, does she supposedly have 40-foot window panes or something?


They're pretty farking huge windows.

 
FishingWithFredo 2009-07-04 04:48:41 AM  
Benevolent Misanthrope: Fredo, if you don't like her, why are you spending so much time defending her?

I think she's a not-ready-for-primetime politician who was absolutely treated unfairly by the media and by liberal haters in general, who I find detestable.

I had no illusions that Palin's going to be president in '12 or whenever. We quite clearly need some economically experienced adults in charge.

I gave Palin the benefit of the doubt on some things you no doubt do not. That ended today. She's a quitter, and her speech as to why is obviously not the full truth.

I've said that enough times. I guess I'm done. Nothing more to say, really. I'll make this my parting shot.

Some points, though:

1. Should have been given an immediate quiz on his feelings on Uzbekistan.

At least he can identify it and can handle a simple question about an issue that, while perhaps not the most pressing, still is important for a President.



Could he have a week into running? The point is, he wasn't asked those kinds of questions. His deep, lengthy, distinguished experience was accepted by the mainstream media. Palin -- the governor of a state -- got the gotcha shiat instead. She decided not to play along, and it made her look really bad.

This isn't about defending Palin; it's about once again pointing out the corruption of the agenda-driven media.


2. Had stories on how Sasha and Malia may not even be his kids -- in the mainstream media; not some obscure Freep-like site.

MSM never circulated the rumor about Bristol being Trig's mother.


According to This news story, you are incorrect:

Rumors that Bristol was Trig's mother swirled on the Internet shortly after McCain chose Palin as his running mate. But the mainstream media did not report the story until the McCain campaign announced that Bristol was pregnant, in part to tamp down the rumors about Trig.


But they did circulate stories about Obama's wife being a white-hating racist.

When and where did the mainstream media say that?

3.Have stories on how Sasha and/or Malia are the class slut in their elementary school. And then do mainstream media stories on the kid in class who's banging Sasha.

SpyvsSpy: If one gets pregnant out of wedlock we'll let you know.


Interesting criteria you have for what makes a politician's children fair game.

And if you run on the "family values" ticket, including dragging your kids everywhere with you and using them as props on stage,

See my Obama family photo above. I'll dig up a few dozen more from the campaign, if you'd like.

Your hypocrisy is showing.


don't be surprised when people notice that the image you're projecting is falling apart.

Which makes dragging a political candidate you don't like's children through the mud no less despicable. But you either get that or you don't.

4. Have endless stories on how unqualified Obama is because he's never run a business, a city, a state. Daily stories. Non-stop stories.

During the election, that was done. Daily stories. Non-stop stories. I didn't see you protesting the injustice of it, though.


By somebody other than Fox? Do share.

5. Have his intelligence questioned endlessly for the times he sounded dumb when his teleprompter stopped working correctly. Or when he "uuhhhhed" his way through an interminable sentence.

You're kidding, right? How many damn "OMG - USELESS Without TELEPROMPTER!!!" stories have we seen?


Stories in the mainstream media? That are seriously, caustically attacking Obama on this issue? Outside of maybe a couple stories on Fox?

That simply never happened.

Ask Obama where he gets his news, I bet he names 5 sources off the bat, at the very least. If he had been in that interview with Couric, he'd have nailed it. I mean, seriously - how bad to you have to be to get totally PWN3D in an interview with Katie Farking Couric?

I've already explained what I believe happened there. Could be wrong.

And the point you're missing, anyway, is nobody in the Obama-fellating media would have even considered asking him such a question. My point's that; not Palin's qualifications for president or vice president; or lack thereof.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-07-04 04:48:46 AM  
Thorak: Lenny_da_Hog: She didn't grasp that Americans as a whole aren't that polarized, and that this wasn't a gotcha question.

You spent several paragraphs explaining that Palin wasn't ignorant because she couldn't name a newspaper, she was ignorant because she didn't know a damn thing about how the US works outside of Alaska.

And she was running for VP of the entire friggin' USA.

I'm not sure how you think this "nuance" is at all an improvement. It still proves her to be grossly inept. Perhaps grossly inept and insular rather than grossly inept and illiterate, but it's a pretty tiny difference.

Kind of like claiming she doesn't go around kicking babies every day, she kicks puppies.


If you weren't so much like Palin yourself, you'd realize that I wasn't defending her. Go back and read.

 
Joliet_Jake 2009-07-04 04:48:57 AM  
i40.tinypic.com

 
lstywnch 2009-07-04 04:52:23 AM  
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body

Heh, the mister can't even breathe now. He's choking on his beer.


 
Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin 2009-07-04 04:55:01 AM  
lstywnch: bmasso: Pics, or it didn't happen.
Seriously, does she supposedly have 40-foot window panes or something?

They're pretty farking huge windows.


meaningfuldistractions.files.wordpress.com

they are pretty big.

 
Ed Finnerty 2009-07-04 04:55:17 AM  
Palin's the VICTIM!1!

Not to distract from PALIN'S ABRUPT RESIGNATION, but has anyone noticed how fat barry is?

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