*hugs jgeisle*

Thank you, thank you.

dahmers love zombie: "Help me find my car keys, and we can DRIVE out!"

I wonder how many farkers will get this.

jgeisle: /either crack addicts or drug interdiction insects

Just wanted you to know that the bagel and coffee that shot through my nose burned like hell.

/Well done

Congratulations Law Enforcement of Indiana.


You got cocaine off our streets for about 4 seconds and cost us about 20 thousand dollars in incarceration and legal fees for these people.

A police officer took Finott to the bathroom, where he says she kept pulling away. The officer says 17 baggies of cocaine were found in Finott's buttocks.

The best anti-drug add ever.

orange storm: A police officer took Finott to the bathroom, where he says she kept pulling away. The officer says 17 baggies of cocaine were found in Finott's buttocks.

The best anti-drug add ever.

"I got a shiatload fulla them. Yeah I got a shiatpot full."

redsquid: I used to have an employee who was a crackhead (He was a friend of the owner and could not be fired). He thought he was a cut above the average crackhead because he bought coke and rocked his own crack. I kept finding baking soda in the kitchen even though it wasn't an ingredient in any of our recipes. Every time I'd throw it out there would be another box the next day. Finally I got sick of his shiat so I dumped the baking soda out of the box and replaced it with flour. The next day he had a black eye and a split lip. After asking several times I eventually got the truth out of him. He told me he got a batch of fake coke the night before and when he went to the guy's house to confront him, the dealer denied selling him fake coke and beat the shiat out of him. I laughed for days!

i hope we never meet because I will kick your farking ass, you thief, liar, and asshole.

why don't you just fire someone - no? you farking steal from them and fark them over?


you are a world class piece of human garbage.