smokin' the ass crack

"Help me find my car keys, and we can DRIVE out!"

Get yor cracker ass out of there!

She's lucky to be alive.

/depending on the amount of coke of the crack

I wonder what's in her vag?

I guess that's why it's called 'booty.'

Rectum?

He's in there somewhere....

gasping for oxygen and begging the cops to pull him out.

I can't imagine wanting to get high so bad that I'd consume anything that had been in that monster's ass.

Hello!!! ...hello...

gives cops a reason to be alive and feel important i guess



/small spirits need a war

Mom?

I used to have an employee who was a crackhead (He was a friend of the owner and could not be fired). He thought he was a cut above the average crackhead because he bought coke and rocked his own crack. I kept finding baking soda in the kitchen even though it wasn't an ingredient in any of our recipes. Every time I'd throw it out there would be another box the next day. Finally I got sick of his shiat so I dumped the baking soda out of the box and replaced it with flour. The next day he had a black eye and a split lip. After asking several times I eventually got the truth out of him. He told me he got a batch of fake coke the night before and when he went to the guy's house to confront him, the dealer denied selling him fake coke and beat the shiat out of him. I laughed for days!

I wonder who got chosen to don the rubber gloves and start digging.

Ahh the glamour of a cop's life.

does give new meaning to "crack" cocaine...

kxs401: I wonder what's in her vag?

Why would you ever want to wonder that?

lol

I find this story both highly amusing and incredibly disgusting.

Accent: kxs401: I wonder what's in her vag?

Why would you ever want to wonder that?

I also enjoy staring into the sun.

Cocaine.

Not a suppository.

What an unhappy "crack" dealer may look like.

redsquid: I can't imagine wanting to get high so bad that I'd consume anything that had been in that monster's ass.

There are those, redsquid, who are voluntarily having sex with Shirley Finott. Namely Herman Moore and Laron Eskew. They probably leave their cocaine up there because it imparts a full bodied flavor and musky aftertaste to the drug.

Man, was butt thingy bigger than Michelles????

I do not want it from the ass.
I do not want it - I think I'll pass.
I do not want crack from the butt,
I do not want it, you stupid slut.

Deacon Blue- There are those, redsquid, who are voluntarily having sex with Shirley Finott. Namely Herman Moore and Laron Eskew. They probably leave their cocaine up there because it imparts a full bodied flavor and musky aftertaste to the drug.

Thanks, now I imagine them making silly wine tasting faces. 'Oaky, with a hint of citrus at the end'.

Ya know, they call Alabama the Crimson Tide.

She sounds black.

drtfa

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Rectum?

rectum?, Hell, damn near killed 'em!

I thought Coke comes in cans or bottles. I can't even imagine coming in that crack. OMG what a pic. I barfed a little.

TheOther: Get yor cracker assass cracker out of there!

FTFY

/either crack addicts or drug interdiction insects

redsquid: Deacon Blue- There are those, redsquid, who are voluntarily having sex with Shirley Finott. Namely Herman Moore and Laron Eskew. They probably leave their cocaine up there because it imparts a full bodied flavor and musky aftertaste to the drug.

Thanks, now I imagine them making silly wine tasting faces. 'Oaky, with a hint of citrus at the end'.

Hint of shcitrus, more like.

I'm not a suspect, honest! But can someone help me out here?

AlwaysRightBoy: I'm not a suspect, honest! But can someone help me out here?

Not without a crowbar and the Jaws of Life(tm)!

VOMIT

jgeisle: /either crack addicts or drug interdiction insects

dude...i was eating. thats farking stomach turning.

joelogic: jgeisle: /either crack addicts or drug interdiction insects

dude...i was eating. thats farking stomach turning.

I



You

Too

joelogic: jgeisle: /either crack addicts or drug interdiction insects

dude...i was eating. thats farking stomach turning.

Plenty of flies on that ass!!

jgeisle: /either crack addicts or drug interdiction insects

My mind can not comprehend how something reaches a point that there are a live swarm of insects gathered on your ass.. WTF

jgeisle: /either crack addicts or drug interdiction insects

The gross part is that that those are two seperate images, not an enlarged detail. The sick bastard shot the full image and then zoomed in for the detail on the second shot. Bravo, sir!

jgeisle: /either crack addicts or drug interdiction insects

Is that real? How the fark does that happen?

BadWolf646: jgeisle: /either crack addicts or drug interdiction insects

Is that real? How the fark does that happen?

biatch has ass lice!

The headline was a piece of sheer awesome funniness.
The thread however, requires a pair of googles that ultimately do nothing.

Sick bastards, my eyes spit repeatedly at your shenanigans!

Deacon Blue: redsquid: I can't imagine wanting to get high so bad that I'd consume anything that had been in that monster's ass.

There are those, redsquid, who are voluntarily having sex with Shirley Finott. Namely Herman Moore and Laron Eskew. They probably leave their cocaine up there because it imparts a full bodied flavor and musky aftertaste to the drug.


Damn it man, that mental image taste is going to haunt me for days.

BadWolf646: jgeisle: /either crack addicts or drug interdiction insects

Is that real? How the fark does that happen?


One bodacious malt liquor fart, and you get intoxicated flies?


Or perhaps they're Venezualan ass bees.

I'll see your 17 bags and raise you 60 balloons of heroine in a 'cavity'.. courtesy of Marietta, OH

Linky go pop (new window)

dahmers love zombie: "Help me find my car keys, and we can DRIVE out!"

Thanks! Now I don't have to say it!

This event was prophecised by Saint Weezy in the year of our Lord, 2005. Sayeth the venerated Saint, "I see she wearing them jeans that show her buttcrack. My girls can't wear that. Why? That's where my stash at." And it was good.

For my army training, I had to crawl through raw sewage as part of a "de-mining" exercise.

Afterwards, our entire platoon was being ceaselessly chased by flies. Like massive swarms.

that woman's ass crack has those swarms. JUST her ass crack. Amazing.

And that was just the tip of the assberg.

Came for the Stephen Lynch reference, left disappointed.

/anyone want to buy a guatemalan child?