Arg. I figured it was an anal sex innuendo.

and new taxes too

Not since the 2003 Supreme Court decision. Link (new window)

An 83-year-old woman drove her car through the exit doors of a liquor store in Natick this morning

Nice driving. She may be one of the people in this picture:

Depends on whether or not said person was wearing a raspberry beret.

PDXBishop: Depends on whether or not said person was wearing a raspberry beret.
I think I love, her.

PDXBishop: Depends on whether or not said person was wearing a raspberry beret.

You said "Depends"

Alcohol may have been involved?

I thought every exit was also an entrance.



/all right

Anxiously waiting for this headline to be taken in all sorts of directions.

The farmer's market was closed.

Buttsex?

reduce global warming... no drivers over 65

//just kidding. charge them less, give them more, and tell them they're the greatest generation

skinink: "After the crash, the gray Ford Mustang convertible ..."

What in the hell is an 83 year old woman doing with that type of car?

Go granny go granny go granny go !

skinink: "After the crash, the gray Ford Mustang convertible ..."
What in the hell is an 83 year old woman doing with that type of car?

Maybe she couldn't get a Cougar. Cougar. get it?

skinink: "After the crash, the gray Ford Mustang convertible ..."
What in the hell is an 83 year old woman doing with that type of car?

FTFY

vabeard: Maybe she couldn't get a Cougar. Cougar. get it?

83 isn't a cougar. It's a dead cat.

Whamdangler beat me to it, so here's one of the alternate album covers..



"Fool in the Rain" is one of my favorite Zep songs..

mudpants: skinink: "After the crash, the gray Ford Mustang convertible ..."

What in the hell is an 83 year old woman doing with that type of car?

Go granny go granny go granny go !

Maybe. Is she from Pasadena?

Headline + "It was a matter of inches. No doubt about it" = WIN.

On the article page, quite nice:
http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/gallery/07_01_09_dancer_tryouts /

Another egregious case of...

Kyoki: Arg. I figured it was an anal sex innuendo.

Yeah, came for the "Penis goes where?" macros. Leaving disappointed.

Trying that again.

Celtics dancer tryouts (^), linked on the article page...

This thread delivers.

We've just about had it with ancient drivers in this state. This is about the tenth accident involving elderly drivers here in the past month. Apparently, there are bills in the state legislature to recertify them more frequently. This should add some fuel to the fire.

I'm all liquored up and just ran into a nursing home with my 83 Lincoln so I'm getting a kick out of this.

daftpunker: Trying that again.

Celtics dancer tryouts (^), linked on the article page...

Aram Boghosian has an awesome job

deadapostle - TY for the laugh.

He said he got a call from one of Brenkhorn's co-workers who said she had been pinned between the counter and a shelf full of liquor bottles.

I guess if you're going to pinned somewhere, there are worse places.

"get"

*sigh*

The sign said "exit"
But he would go IN that way!
Rebellious Jackson

The men don't know, but the little girls understand

Old people should be required to drive manual transmission cars.

fusillade762: He said he got a call from one of Brenkhorn's co-workers who said she had been pinned between the counter and a shelf full of liquor bottles.

I guess if you're going to pinned somewhere, there are worse places.

Unless during the seemingly endless wait for an ambulance, in a domino effect unavoidably instigated by the impact, one bottle after another leans its busted crown forward and trickles eversweet juices over your gushing wounds.

I've had that album for 30 years and the "anal" angle never occurred to me. Guess I'm slow.

/just learned about the color-changing cover too

skinink: "After the crash, the gray Ford Mustang convertible ..."

What in the hell is an 83 year old woman doing with that type of car?

It was one of the dorky 6 cylinder powered ones. It looks tough but has lesser power than a lot of sedans out on the road.

You can tell from the single down turned exhaust instead of dual pipes out the back.

shocked no one posted this:

Natick?

Thank God she didn't hit the Twinkie factory. That's where we rebuild society after the holocaust.

/obscure?

PDXBishop: Depends on whether or not said person was wearing a raspberry beret.

Curse you villain I was going to say that. Leaving satisfied.

skinink: "After the crash, the gray Ford Mustang convertible ..."
What in the hell is an 83 year old woman doing with that type of car?

you can tell from the pic that it's a previous generation v6 mustang convertible (probably an automatic as it's driven by an old woman). the 5-speed version is pig slow, the auto will be even slower.
Link (new window)

hell, the 1.8l 4-banger in my daily driver is as powerful as that 3.8l v6 and my car weighs 450 lbs less.

dragon927: /obscure?

Dude.

was there a Raspberry Beret involved?

/kind you'd find in a second-hand store?

I live in Mass, so I am really not getting a kick out of this. If they try to pass a law requiring blue hairs to get road tested..how long before the aclu starts their pissing and moaning.
It'll be "Oi, how can you just test the elderly...this isn't right"

Proud2B_American: I live in Mass, so I am really not getting a kick out of this. If they try to pass a law requiring blue hairs to get road tested..how long before the aclu starts their pissing and moaning.
It'll be "Oi, how can you just test the elderly...this isn't right"

Seldom is it the ACLU. More often it's either the Gray Panthers, or just the blue-haired Florida and Massachusetts legislators, who quietly and efficiently smash such laws like bugs on windshields long before they even get to committee.

Proud2B_American: I live in Mass, so I am really not getting a kick out of this. If they try to pass a law requiring blue hairs to get road tested..how long before the aclu starts their pissing and moaning.
It'll be "Oi, how can you just test the elderly...this isn't right"

I see what you're saying, but when did the Limeys move to Mass?
rite cockup innit?
Oggy oggy oggy.

No question, Whamdangler wins in one.

Everyone else, have a nice evening and drive home safely!!!!