/dnrtfa

"Dude, I told you to stop calling me here!"

I want to be buried in one of those old-timey pine coffins so that I turn back into dirt fairly quickly--nothing creeps me out more than the thought of being a puddle of goo in the bottom of a sealed stainless steel box for a few millennia.

Not enough rings. You picked up too soon, subby. -1. Sorry. Them's the rules.

Just outta curiosity, TMLO, are you making some of these as you go, or did you have a HUGE folder of them waiting for just the right thread?

TheGreatZarquon: Just outta curiosity, TMLO, are you making some of these as you go, or did you have a HUGE folder of them waiting for just the right thread?

Those were all made before, but I generally make stuff like that at the spur of the moment.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: TheGreatZarquon: Just outta curiosity, TMLO, are you making some of these as you go, or did you have a HUGE folder of them waiting for just the right thread?

Those were all made before, but I generally make stuff like that at the spur of the moment.

Either way, they're farking hysterical. Carry on, good sir.

TheGreatZarquon: Either way, they're farking hysterical. Carry on, good sir.

Heh, thank you kindly!

Like I said, I do this jazz at the spur of the moment - and this would be a new addition:

For a second I thought this was going to be about the death of Raffi.

I'll help you out, TMLO, courtesy of some rhyming dictionary:

alana, aldana, amana, arana, arcana, arlana, atlanta, avana, bandana, briana, brianna, cabana, campana, deana, deanna, diana, dianna, duana, dulciana, dyana, edana, fianna, fontana, gitana, haldana, havana, heryana, humana, joanna, johanna, jordana, kiana, lacana, lagana, lantana, levana, louanna, luana, luwana, magana, mahannah, mccanna, mckanna, messana, montana, morgana, nervana, nolana, ocana, oksana, pastrana, pestana, philana, piana, piano, pizana, quintana, retana, rexana, rohana, rosanna, roxana, roxanna, saldana, santana, savanna, savannah, shibanna, solana, stevana, susanna, susannah, suzanna, sylvana, terrana, triana, urbana, viana, zambrana, zorana

I am a banana phone and I am getting a kick out of these replies...

Banana phone who????

/Was this a ring ring joke?
//Got nothing!

TMLO is the best in all of fark, hands down! That Joker series last July was awesome as well

Geez, I could really have used some pics of the coffins, but I will settle for this hysterical thread.

TMLO, I was having a bad day and I was like "I'm going to check Fark before I go to bed. Maybe there will be something to cheer me up."
Now I think I was laughing so hard I won't be able to sleep for a while. Thanks :D

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: i210.photobucket.com

You need one for Airplane. No excuses.

Baron von Trapp: TMLO is the best in all of fark, hands down! That Joker series last July was awesome as well

I think I still have my favorite one that he did in that thread saved, lemme go hit Photobucket...

Ah, here it is:



I was literally on the floor laughing and wheezing halfway through that sequence of pics. I had to pause at this one, breathe, and save it. I think TMLO is on more people's Favorites list than anyone else is.

I thought Raffi died.

bahahahahahah omg I had no idea the Rafi Meme went so deep

Holy crap I remember those Joker/Batman pics, they were incredible. Anyone have the link to the thread they were in?

Dr. Q Alias: I thought Raffi died.

That's right..natural causes....nothing to be suspicious of.

ThatsTremendous: Holy crap I remember those Joker/Batman pics, they were incredible. Anyone have the link to the thread they were in?

No, but I have this one:

blazemongr: I'll help you out, TMLO, courtesy of some rhyming dictionary:

That'll actually come in handy for my next one... the credit's yours, man - thanks!




Baron von Trapp: TMLO is the best in all of fark, hands down! That Joker series last July was awesome as well

Heh, thank ya kindly, much appreciated!


tetsoushima: Geez, I could really have used some pics of the coffins, but I will settle for this hysterical thread.

Heh, something of a trade-off, I admit, but I'm glad ya dig it!


InfamousBLT: TMLO, I was having a bad day and I was like "I'm going to check Fark before I go to bed. Maybe there will be something to cheer me up."
Now I think I was laughing so hard I won't be able to sleep for a while. Thanks :D

Hey, glad to do my part to help.

Cheers, amigo. :)


UsikFark: You need one for Airplane. No excuses.

I might tool around with some other ideas... but if you want to take a crack at that first, be my guest!


liverpoolumd: bahahahahahah omg I had no idea the Rafi Meme went so deep

Oh, this Raffi sickness runs deep, man... this sickness runs deep.


ThatsTremendous: Holy crap I remember those Joker/Batman pics, they were incredible. Anyone have the link to the thread they were in?

Thanks!

There were quite a few of them... I can dig some of 'em up.

Dr. Q Alias: I thought Raffi died.

I came here to say this too. subby has to be more careful with his memes! :(

TMLO is a living legend of FARKian comedy. For a full spread of his finest works, check this link. Link (new window)

Oh damn. Haven't seen the photos for this meme before. They're awesome.

TheGreatZarquon

That's pee your pants funny

AAAAAUGHH I'll never click a link by Mordis again!


EEEEAAARRRRBLEACH!

With all the celebs kicking it lately, I was sure this was going to be news that Raffi had left us

Passarelli contends the bamboo and banana coffins, made in Asia, are better for the environment than the cremation process

I think someone needs to do a carbon footprint comparison. If you are having them sent half way around the world it isn't zero carbon.

Wait... is that a carbon footprint or a carbon body outline?

Kittypie070: AAAAAUGHH I'll never click a link by Mordis again!


EEEEAAARRRRBLEACH!

Believe it or not, that is TMLO's finest moment. Dunno how many Farkers he hooked with that link.

TMLO...
Here's to you Mr. so funny people piddle themselves TFer guy.

As requested, here are two of the Sombrero Joker threads, ThatsTremendous (there'll be some overlap in the second one):

One (pops)

Two (pops)

Mordis: Kittypie070: AAAAAUGHH I'll never click a link by Mordis again!

EEEEAAARRRRBLEACH!

Believe it or not, that is TMLO's finest moment. Dunno how many Farkers he hooked with that link.

Hah!

Well done, Mordis, you magnificent bastard!


TMLO...
Here's to you Mr. so funny people piddle themselves TFer guy.

*salutes*

Much obliged, good sir, thank ya kindly. :)

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: As requested, here are two of the Sombrero Joker threads, ThatsTremendous (there'll be some overlap in the second one):

One (pops)

Two (pops)

thanks...I'd never seen this one before, I almost peed my pants...

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: As requested, here are two of the Sombrero Joker threads, ThatsTremendous (there'll be some overlap in the second one):

One (pops)

Two (pops)

Ha! Thanks for tracking em down.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: As requested, here are two of the Sombrero Joker threads, ThatsTremendous (there'll be some overlap in the second one):

One (pops)

Two (pops)

thanks for finding them- i went back and finished the collection


hnlzero: Those Batman/Joker pictures are not fark's "thing".

but TMLO spanish joker is entirely fark

hnlzero: Those Batman/Joker pictures are not fark's "thing".

My favorite that I can't find on GIS goes this way: "I farked your mother" "She's dead" "I know" "Batman with upside down smile"

Fano: hnlzero: Those Batman/Joker pictures are not fark's "thing".

My favorite that I can't find on GIS goes this way: "I farked your mother" "She's dead" "I know" "Batman with upside down smile"

Keep up the good work, folks!




DalaiLamaDingDong: thanks...I'd never seen this one before, I almost peed my pants...

ThatsTremendous: Ha! Thanks for tracking em down.

Baron von Trapp: thanks for finding them- i went back and finished the collection

Not a problem, all, you're very welcome!

Honestly thought Raffi died until I RTFA... anyway:

Her interest in ecofriendly coffins grew after her son's school showed the movie "An Inconvenient Truth" in which Al Gore warns of climate change. Her son came home wondering why he should bother with homework if the world would be destroyed.

Schools shouldn't be showing such garbage. I am glad the mother is taking an interest in the problems facing our world, but Al Gore is not helping and not painting a clear, useful picture of what is occurring. As a caveat, I accept global climate change is occurring, and I believe we contribute enough to be concerned about and take action to curb this, but paying a faceless e-company for potential carbon offsets or some such isn't saving anything.

NuclearPenguins: Raffi

Yeah. Thank god he didn't.

Oh my god, I almost had a heart attack. For a second there, I almost thought Raffi died.

/happy
//yay, life!

.

BlackKaiser: Honestly thought Raffi died until I RTFA... anyway:

win

Can I vote for any of these? I owe TMLO about $texas votes. And I owe BlackKaiser one.

.

Hah! Nice!

...

Black Kaiser FTW, that Bukkake Phone will haunt my dreams.

\ooo stikky

I LOL'd

MANAMANA-PHONE!!!

/Do do duh do do

TF2_Pyro: Fano: hnlzero: Those Batman/Joker pictures are not fark's "thing".

My favorite that I can't find on GIS goes this way: "I farked your mother" "She's dead" "I know" "Batman with upside down smile"

Thanks man. I loled again

this is a shameless bookmark for later

I am a TMLO fan.

Great work, everyone!


How's THIS for a fancy nickname: cheap 'n nasty MSPaint, I know

Please! It's the only way to fly!


I'm going to have to take a cue from Kinetix's Costanza Phone...




Heh, and thanks to JesterJames, I now have "Mahna Mahna" stuck in my head for the next eleventy years!


Baumer: this is a shameless bookmark for later

I am a TMLO fan.

*fistbump*

Cheers, amigo. :)

*ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring*
"Hello? Uh, hello? Hello?"

Haha, this thread is awesome!!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: img6.imageshack.us.

Can I buy some pot from you?

/lol