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(Record Courier) Amusing "Startled" kids in arcade get anti-drug lesson as police tase naked 19-year-old who thinks he's the Terminator   (recordcourier.com) divider line 75
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FWC Skinny 2009-07-03 09:59:52 PM  
skinnyartist: I'm so startled!

Came for this. Leaving happy.

 
Ikahoshi 2009-07-03 10:28:46 PM  
Jayzbo: As a whole your pretty much right, but I've met more than a few people who wouldn't give a rats ass. I'm half German, so I learned a long time ago that people in other countries aren't so offended by nudity. Mostly by going to public swimming pools in Europe and seeing naked kids.

That sounds very pedo bear ish.

lulz.


And at night there was beautiful naked women on tv.
I don't see why people despise Europe so much...



I'm not trying to sound like a troll... but...

It's jealousy.

Many Americans can't deal with being told that countries like Norway and Sweden have a higher standard of living than they do. They can't deal with the fact that there are other ways of doing things, and those other ways actually do work.

I say many Americans, not all- there are lots of reasonable people. Only the knee-jerk "I hates yoo-rup" types are the ones I'm aiming at. Hell we even have those types here in Canada too. But they're usually the mouth breathers nobody wants to admit they're related to.

 
Fano 2009-07-03 10:36:13 PM  
Ikahoshi: Jayzbo: As a whole your pretty much right, but I've met more than a few people who wouldn't give a rats ass. I'm half German, so I learned a long time ago that people in other countries aren't so offended by nudity. Mostly by going to public swimming pools in Europe and seeing naked kids.

That sounds very pedo bear ish.

lulz.


And at night there was beautiful naked women on tv.
I don't see why people despise Europe so much...


I'm not trying to sound like a troll... but...

It's jealousy.

Many Americans can't deal with being told that countries like Norway and Sweden have a higher standard of living than they do. They can't deal with the fact that there are other ways of doing things, and those other ways actually do work.

I say many Americans, not all- there are lots of reasonable people. Only the knee-jerk "I hates yoo-rup" types are the ones I'm aiming at. Hell we even have those types here in Canada too. But they're usually the mouth breathers nobody wants to admit they're related to.


Or....

I'd say it has a lot to do with the fact, that as a nation of immigrants, we are composed of the very people that wanted to get the fark out of Europe.

 
tricky gnosis 2009-07-03 10:42:01 PM  
Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?

www.filmdope.com

 
Alleyoop 2009-07-03 10:59:59 PM  
Harrah's security provided bedsheets to cover Smith and he was taken to security in a wheelchair.

Standard procedure for customers who lose their shirts in that casino.

 
ensign_noname 2009-07-03 11:08:33 PM  
tricky gnosis: Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?

Came here to say that.

/well done

 
Ishidan [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:11:23 PM  
No Such Agency: Walker:
No mention that the children will be offered years of therapy if needed because they saw a naked person? Usually articles about children seeing a naked person mention that. Pleeeeeeease, think of the children.

I needed years of therapy after seeing a penis once, at age 11. Won't somebody please think of the chiiiildren!!

/by "therapy" I mean "perusing a bag of Penthouse mags found in the woods, followed by a perfectly average adolescence"
/by "a" penis, I mean "my" penis


Always use the indefinite article. Always "A" penis. Never "your" penis.

 
mandingueiro 2009-07-03 11:13:14 PM  
back in the day, right after T2 came out...my little brother who is 27 now (i think--i don't keep of this sh*t) made about 300 dollars worth of phonecalls to a promo the production company was doing...i think you could win a replica of the T800 arm or some such thing. boy, were our parents pissed.

 
Voodoo_Stu 2009-07-03 11:15:40 PM  
What makes you think it was the drugs? You can clearly see he's nuts.

 
davynelson 2009-07-03 11:29:23 PM  
Dee Snarl Whatever you say, bro. Whether it's visual, physical or philosophical, a proper psychedelic venture should introduce the ego to the infinite.

I got my wings when the DEA quoted me in their press release arresting my best friend:

Link (new window)

Sadly they don't let me answer her qustion in the press release, "What enlightenment did you have?" because the answer was how psychedelic drugs saved me from a life of cocaine addiction and crime.

Link (new window)

DEA don't want THAT gettin out, now do they?

/rock on motha'uckas

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:30:43 PM  
have we seen a picture of the guy? Are we sure its not the same kid who sodomized himself with a remote after getting his WoW account cut off by his parents?

 
SithLord 2009-07-03 11:31:38 PM  
yogaFLAME: Tell me it was that random redheaded friend of John Connor who was on Salute your Shorts.


You mean this random redheaded friend?

www.joblo.com

 
Annoyance 2009-07-04 01:06:21 AM  
yogaFLAME: Tell me it was that random redheaded friend of John Connor who was on Salute your Shorts.

Salute your shorts was on 18 years ago. Just wanted to put some perspective in there.

 
RaisedOnATARI 2009-07-04 01:14:37 AM  
Where the hell do you find a 4-HO-MiPT dealer? I never even heard of that?

Hmmm except for the location of the double bonds in the benzine ring, its structure is exactly like Psilocin.

4-HO-MiPT (new window)

Psilocin (new window)


How come it's never this naked terminator?
i480.photobucket.com

 
BeSerious 2009-07-04 01:29:00 AM  
"They'll" blame it on the pot. Don't worry.

 
acidsurfer 2009-07-04 01:29:37 AM  
MorganFreeman: "They've sent a new model of Terminator, fueled by LSD and chicken wings... we'll be safe here until they tase him back to the future..."

He is easily distracted by ranch dressing and glo sticks.

 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 02:12:07 AM  
Annoyance: Salute your shorts was on 18 years ago. Just wanted to put some perspective in there.

Thanks. Gonna cry myself to sleep now.

 
Pmoon 2009-07-04 03:25:55 AM  
Alleyoop: Harrah's security provided bedsheets to cover Smith and he was taken to security in a wheelchair.

Standard procedure for customers who lose their shirts in that casino.


ZING

Well played

 
named 2009-07-04 03:37:27 AM  
yogaFLAME: Tell me it was that random redheaded friend of John Connor who was on Salute your Shorts.

Dude that guy was Willis and Arnold's step brother. He's a Hollywood legend, show some respect.

 
Kalashinator 2009-07-04 05:57:17 AM  
Taleya: Walker:
No mention that the children will be offered years of therapy if needed because they saw a naked person? Usually articles about children seeing a naked person mention that. Pleeeeeeease, think of the children.

If there's any therapy needed it's because you silly americans are pre-conditioned to completely and utterly drop your shiat at the site of a tit :P


That sounds like an offer ;)

 
andrewhy 2009-07-04 09:25:41 AM  
Kids still hang out in arcades?

 
feanturi 2009-07-04 01:21:19 PM  
LindyJohn: DrMcNinja, Marcus Aurelius:

...cuz no way LSD by itself makes anyone do batshiat cray stuff?

//Yea, right.


If you happen to be batshiat crazy without LSD, you'll be crazy with it. If you have a healthy mind, it's no problem.

 
Mouser 2009-07-04 01:46:15 PM  
Voodoo_Stu: What makes you think it was the drugs? You can clearly see he's nuts.

Those aren't mutually exclusive options, you know.

 
Phoenix10k 2009-07-04 01:55:45 PM  
Voodoo_Stu: What makes you think it was the drugs? You can clearly see he's nuts.

That joke doesn't work as well in text, does it?

Also, no one posting the anti-drug campaign screen that was on every arcade game in the 1990s? "Winners don't do drugs."

 
WFern 2009-07-06 11:35:40 PM  
He needs your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle... and if you have anymore LSD, hey, that'd be great too.

 
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