Well, if I was looking for Sarah Connor, that's the first place I'd look. But I think I'd wear at least a thong.

Marijuana is a hell of a drug.

Tell me it was that random redheaded friend of John Connor who was on Salute your Shorts.

Speaking from experience, it would take a hell of a lot more than pot and acid to get a normal person to strip down at an arcade.

It's called "self medication".

No mention that the children will be offered years of therapy if needed because they saw a naked person? Usually articles about children seeing a naked person mention that. Pleeeeeeease, think of the children.

"just what you see pal!"

Kids still go to arcades?

Marcus Aurelius: Speaking from experience, it would take a hell of a lot more than pot and acid to get a normal person to strip down at an arcade.

It's called "self medication".

Are you correcting for elevation?

/from personal experience it takes less beer at 8000ft... don't know about acid

yogaFLAME: Tell me it was that random redheaded friend of John Connor who was on Salute your Shorts.

That would indeed complete the circle of life, but, sadly, no.

I can think of a few things.

1) It was PCP
2) His pot and/or LSD had some extra ingredients
3) Schizophrenic
4) A plant for the war on drug advocates
5) He really is the terminator
6) He did it for the lulz

Walker:
No mention that the children will be offered years of therapy if needed because they saw a naked person? Usually articles about children seeing a naked person mention that. Pleeeeeeease, think of the children.

I needed years of therapy after seeing a penis once, at age 11. Won't somebody please think of the chiiiildren!!

/by "therapy" I mean "perusing a bag of Penthouse mags found in the woods, followed by a perfectly average adolescence"
/by "a" penis, I mean "my" penis

DrMcNinja, Marcus Aurelius:

...cuz no way LSD by itself makes anyone do batshiat cray stuff?

//Yea, right.

He was talkin' to the hand, man.

"cray" = "crazy".

///Must be frying...

Kids still go to arcades?

This

Naked Terminator in an arcade?

"Everything you need to know about drugs you can learn by observing the people who use them."

- Frank Zappa (to his kids)

DrMcNinja: 4) A plant for the war on drug advocates

You sound a little... paranoid there, citizen.

What the scene may have looked like:

After reading the article, I picture the suspect as this kid all grown up.



/It is Tahoe after all...

No Such Agency: Walker:
No mention that the children will be offered years of therapy if needed because they saw a naked person? Usually articles about children seeing a naked person mention that. Pleeeeeeease, think of the children.

I needed years of therapy after seeing a penis once, at age 11. Won't somebody please think of the chiiiildren!!

/by "therapy" I mean "perusing a bag of Penthouse mags found in the woods, followed by a perfectly average adolescence"
/by "a" penis, I mean "my" penis

You have a penis?

Back when I was a kid we'd buy our drugs in the video arcade and go do them somewhere else. Nakedness wasn't usually part of the bargain.

/get off my lawn
/tying an onion to my belt

DrMcNinja: 1) It was PCP
2) His pot and/or LSD had some extra ingredients
3) Schizophrenic
4) A plant for the war on drug advocates
5) He really is the terminator
6) He did it for the lulz

1)I doubt it, but possible
2)Rule out pot, LSD definitely might have been it
3)Possibly, but I don't think it's likely
4)Sounds like paranoia
5)A joke you made
6)Sounds like the most plausible scenario so far

LindyJohn: DrMcNinja, Marcus Aurelius:

...cuz no way LSD by itself makes anyone do batshiat cray stuff?

//Yea, right.

makes you see batshiat crazy stuff. do, not really

He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours. There was this guy once. You see this scar?

/Thank you.

vertiaset: Yes, here is yet ANOTHER story on Fark showing the benign influence of drug abuse.

/blame this one on "prohibition" druggies.

Because people who have misused and overconsumed completely legal alcohol act like calm, rational gentlemen who never do anything out of the ordinary.

Man. I am so pleased to be able to use this:

I'm so startled!

yogaFLAME: Tell me it was that random redheaded friend of John Connor who was on Salute your Shorts.



nope still among us

Fano: Kids There are still go to arcades?

FTFY

vertiaset: Yes, here is yet ANOTHER story on Fark showing the benign influence of drug abuse.

/blame this one on "prohibition" druggies.

Well, in my legal world, the drugs would be legalized but actions like this might lead to being tased to death. So, it's probably a wash.

Chastain86: Fano: Kids There are still go to arcades?

FTFY

I started crying quietly.

STOP GIVING PSYCHEDELICS A BAD NAME

you pharkin phreaks!!



YOU WANTED THE TRUTH?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!



/hates me drug pussies
//50mg 4-HO-MiPT FTW

Sean Stanley Smith, 19, was jailed on charges of indecent exposure and resisting a peace officer.

In other news, peace officers have nonlethal weapons that hurt like a biatch.

moothemagiccow: LindyJohn: DrMcNinja, Marcus Aurelius:

...cuz no way LSD by itself makes anyone do batshiat cray stuff?

//Yea, right.

makes you see batshiat crazy stuff. do, not really

Respectfully disagree. A lot of people don't visually hallucinate much on acid.

Dee Snarl Respectfully disagree. A lot of people don't visually hallucinate much on shiatty acid.


FTFY


/try 1,000 mics next time instead of 100

Sometimes it's nice to see a naked Terminator.

moothemagiccow

do, not really

Yes, but not because of the drugs. That's mainly because hippies are passive and ineffectual in any circumstances.

:)

skinnyartist

came for that, left satisfied.

davynelson: Dee Snarl Respectfully disagree. A lot of people don't visually hallucinate much on shiatty acid.


FTFY


/try 1,000 mics next time instead of 100

Nah. Hallucinating is more of a psilocybin thing. Even then, that's not what it's about. That's bells and whistles.

/so I've heard

If I was coming to save/kill John Connor I'd use the ol' Oh yeah, I'm on drugs! defense. That way they just shoot you up with Thorazine and send you on your way with an indecency ticket. This is real people, the Terminator is here right now.

No pics? Fail.

Walker:
No mention that the children will be offered years of therapy if needed because they saw a naked person? Usually articles about children seeing a naked person mention that. Pleeeeeeease, think of the children.

If there's any therapy needed it's because you silly americans are pre-conditioned to completely and utterly drop your shiat at the site of a tit :P

No cop bashing?


/slippin'

Taleya: Walker:
No mention that the children will be offered years of therapy if needed because they saw a naked person? Usually articles about children seeing a naked person mention that. Pleeeeeeease, think of the children.

If there's any therapy needed it's because you silly americans are pre-conditioned to completely and utterly drop your shiat at the site of a tit :P



As a whole your pretty much right, but I've met more than a few people who wouldn't give a rats ass. I'm half German, so I learned a long time ago that people in other countries aren't so offended by nudity. Mostly by going to public swimming pools in Europe and seeing naked kids.

That sounds very pedo bear ish.

lulz.


And at night there was beautiful naked women on tv.
I don't see why people despise Europe so much...

You usually do crazy, crazy things on acid. Just, you don't have to really move much or go anywhere.

Alternative alternative explanation:

Wasn't pot, was a now more obscure phenomenon called "wet." Pot laced with PCP was a horrible and short-lived drug craze and might well have caused the reaction described here. Add in some acid, and this kid will be lucky to get most of his mind back.

Fano: Kids still go to arcades?


There are still arcades for kids to go to?

Gyrfalcon: Alternative alternative explanation:

Wasn't pot, was a now more obscure phenomenon called "wet." Pot laced with PCP was a horrible and short-lived drug craze and might well have caused the reaction described here. Add in some acid, and this kid will be lucky to get most of his mind back.

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?"

Pickles isn't worried.

Lord Farkwad: Sometimes it's nice to see a naked Terminator.

I'd give my left nut.

skinnyartist: I'm so startled!

Came for this. Leaving happy.

Jayzbo: As a whole your pretty much right, but I've met more than a few people who wouldn't give a rats ass. I'm half German, so I learned a long time ago that people in other countries aren't so offended by nudity. Mostly by going to public swimming pools in Europe and seeing naked kids.

That sounds very pedo bear ish.

lulz.


And at night there was beautiful naked women on tv.
I don't see why people despise Europe so much...


I'm not trying to sound like a troll... but...

It's jealousy.

Many Americans can't deal with being told that countries like Norway and Sweden have a higher standard of living than they do. They can't deal with the fact that there are other ways of doing things, and those other ways actually do work.

I say many Americans, not all- there are lots of reasonable people. Only the knee-jerk "I hates yoo-rup" types are the ones I'm aiming at. Hell we even have those types here in Canada too. But they're usually the mouth breathers nobody wants to admit they're related to.

Ikahoshi: Jayzbo: As a whole your pretty much right, but I've met more than a few people who wouldn't give a rats ass. I'm half German, so I learned a long time ago that people in other countries aren't so offended by nudity. Mostly by going to public swimming pools in Europe and seeing naked kids.

That sounds very pedo bear ish.

lulz.


And at night there was beautiful naked women on tv.
I don't see why people despise Europe so much...


I'm not trying to sound like a troll... but...

It's jealousy.

Many Americans can't deal with being told that countries like Norway and Sweden have a higher standard of living than they do. They can't deal with the fact that there are other ways of doing things, and those other ways actually do work.

I say many Americans, not all- there are lots of reasonable people. Only the knee-jerk "I hates yoo-rup" types are the ones I'm aiming at. Hell we even have those types here in Canada too. But they're usually the mouth breathers nobody wants to admit they're related to.

Or....

I'd say it has a lot to do with the fact, that as a nation of immigrants, we are composed of the very people that wanted to get the fark out of Europe.

Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?

Harrah's security provided bedsheets to cover Smith and he was taken to security in a wheelchair.

Standard procedure for customers who lose their shirts in that casino.

tricky gnosis: Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?

Came here to say that.

/well done

No Such Agency: Walker:
No mention that the children will be offered years of therapy if needed because they saw a naked person? Usually articles about children seeing a naked person mention that. Pleeeeeeease, think of the children.

I needed years of therapy after seeing a penis once, at age 11. Won't somebody please think of the chiiiildren!!

/by "therapy" I mean "perusing a bag of Penthouse mags found in the woods, followed by a perfectly average adolescence"
/by "a" penis, I mean "my" penis

Always use the indefinite article. Always "A" penis. Never "your" penis.

back in the day, right after T2 came out...my little brother who is 27 now (i think--i don't keep of this sh*t) made about 300 dollars worth of phonecalls to a promo the production company was doing...i think you could win a replica of the T800 arm or some such thing. boy, were our parents pissed.

What makes you think it was the drugs? You can clearly see he's nuts.

Dee Snarl Whatever you say, bro. Whether it's visual, physical or philosophical, a proper psychedelic venture should introduce the ego to the infinite.

I got my wings when the DEA quoted me in their press release arresting my best friend:

Link (new window)

Sadly they don't let me answer her qustion in the press release, "What enlightenment did you have?" because the answer was how psychedelic drugs saved me from a life of cocaine addiction and crime.

Link (new window)

DEA don't want THAT gettin out, now do they?

/rock on motha'uckas

have we seen a picture of the guy? Are we sure its not the same kid who sodomized himself with a remote after getting his WoW account cut off by his parents?

yogaFLAME: Tell me it was that random redheaded friend of John Connor who was on Salute your Shorts.


You mean this random redheaded friend?

yogaFLAME: Tell me it was that random redheaded friend of John Connor who was on Salute your Shorts.

Salute your shorts was on 18 years ago. Just wanted to put some perspective in there.

Where the hell do you find a 4-HO-MiPT dealer? I never even heard of that?

Hmmm except for the location of the double bonds in the benzine ring, its structure is exactly like Psilocin.

4-HO-MiPT (new window)

Psilocin (new window)


How come it's never this naked terminator?

"They'll" blame it on the pot. Don't worry.

MorganFreeman: "They've sent a new model of Terminator, fueled by LSD and chicken wings... we'll be safe here until they tase him back to the future..."

He is easily distracted by ranch dressing and glo sticks.

Annoyance: Salute your shorts was on 18 years ago. Just wanted to put some perspective in there.

Thanks. Gonna cry myself to sleep now.

Alleyoop: Harrah's security provided bedsheets to cover Smith and he was taken to security in a wheelchair.

Standard procedure for customers who lose their shirts in that casino.

ZING
Well played

yogaFLAME: Tell me it was that random redheaded friend of John Connor who was on Salute your Shorts.

Dude that guy was Willis and Arnold's step brother. He's a Hollywood legend, show some respect.

Taleya: Walker:
No mention that the children will be offered years of therapy if needed because they saw a naked person? Usually articles about children seeing a naked person mention that. Pleeeeeeease, think of the children.

If there's any therapy needed it's because you silly americans are pre-conditioned to completely and utterly drop your shiat at the site of a tit :P

That sounds like an offer ;)

Kids still hang out in arcades?

LindyJohn: DrMcNinja, Marcus Aurelius:

...cuz no way LSD by itself makes anyone do batshiat cray stuff?

//Yea, right.

If you happen to be batshiat crazy without LSD, you'll be crazy with it. If you have a healthy mind, it's no problem.

Voodoo_Stu: What makes you think it was the drugs? You can clearly see he's nuts.

Those aren't mutually exclusive options, you know.

Voodoo_Stu: What makes you think it was the drugs? You can clearly see he's nuts.

That joke doesn't work as well in text, does it?

Also, no one posting the anti-drug campaign screen that was on every arcade game in the 1990s? "Winners don't do drugs."

He needs your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle... and if you have anymore LSD, hey, that'd be great too.