I heard the muff pie is excellent.

I heard the milk is fresh squeezed.

I always go for the tuna tacos.

I heard the roast beef is awesome.

The fur burgers are great.

I enjoy a hot open leg sandwich with juice.

Love the hair pie.

Jakevol2: I always go for the tuna tacos.



hold the salsa

Delilah's in Philadelphia. That is all.

In all seriousness though, The club by my old place of employment had absolutly excellent Steak and fries for 3 bucks.

I trust the deep fryer renders most things safe... so when I'm in a place of questionable cleanliness, it's a plate of fries for me, thanks.

That said, many strip clubs have aspiring chefs for cooks. You CAN get some nice food, and since food slows down the rate at which you get drunk, food is often actually reasonable in strip clubs as it helps sell you more alcohol (which is unreasonably priced, of course).

/Plus, naked chicks.

I always put mayonnaise between the buns.

foil helmet guy: Jakevol2: I always go for the tuna tacos.



hold the salsa

and the guacamole

I heard the tossed salad is mouth watering.

FMLYHM: In all seriousness though, The club by my old place of employment had absolutly excellent Steak and fries for 3 bucks.

steak-frites for 3 bucks? I'm in. Where is it?

Though the cherry tart is often overripe.

Split-tail Beaver with Fromunda Cheese on toast.

/just like mom used to make

Something about nudity and food just doesn't sit well with me.

/Warner Robins Ga. ftw!

Do the girls make you a sammich after the show?

I'll have to consider a strip club next time I have the urge to eat out.

Hustler club in san francisco has some damn good food, and a great wine selection.

/all y'all beat me to the entedres, damnit

Sugars in Austin actually had some decent munchies. They used to have a $5 steak with a baked potato and salad that was a great deal. The happy hour wasn't bad either. Half price starters and $2.50 beers. That beer price is cheap for a strip club. Damn the strip clubs here in Dresden are shiate. I miss me some Sugars.....and Expose too....I like a bit of sleaze in my strip club sometimes.

I hear the titties in your face chowder is great

Cream of Sum Yung Gal?

Their clams rub me the wrong way.

/wait, what?

Bearded clams- today's special.

Poppa Boner: Cream of Sum Yung Gal?

You're trying too hard.

go eat at the red dog saloon in oklahoma city. bring dollars for the girls.

Jakevol2: You're trying too hard.

Don't knock it. That's how I get sponsored.

SUCK IT LITER!

Poppa Boner: Jakevol2: You're trying too hard.

Don't knock it. That's how I get sponsored.

SUCK IT LITER!

....and you too can feel superior to others for only five dollars a month.

I always order the Furburger, thighs, and a poke, cherry bendover and change in nipples.

Just like at KFC...

always get the piece between the thighs

Jody's here in Portland opens for breakfast at 7am. Who goes to a strip club for breakfast?

fusillade762:
Jody's here in Portland opens for breakfast at 7am. Who goes to a strip club for breakfast?

"Come in for the Rooty Tootie Fresh Patootie."

Jakevol2: ....and you too can feel superior to others for only five dollars a month.

I'm too broke for that. I'm just a whore.

it's all fun and games until somebody puts their penis in the mashed potatoes.


/has never been to a strip club that served food.

Only 'gentleman's clubs' serve food.

'Strip clubs' are $7 at the door, $6 for a domestic, and a budding crack ho on every stage.

foil helmet guy: Jakevol2: I always go for the tuna tacos.



hold the salsa

I knew this was where this thread would go but I decided to look anyway.
I was always afraid of finding short and curly hairs in my food, so I have never eaten at Boobies Bar. (seeing if filter is working)

futuridz: it's all fun and games until somebody puts their penis in the mashed potatoes.

I guess I am doing it wrong.

wait.....according to the article....they did all their research by visiting only the three clubs they show food from....

Ric Romero?

PickinWhiskers: foil helmet guy: Jakevol2: I always go for the tuna tacos.



hold the salsa

I knew this was where this thread would go but I decided to look anyway.
I was always afraid of finding short and curly hairs in my food, so I have never eaten at Boobies Bar. (seeing if filter is working)

I'm of the mind, that you go and eat at a restaurant and you go get your nut at a strip club and never the twain shall meet.

There used to be a strip club in a semi-rural area of Eugene, but I think it's gone now. Their specialty was steaks from local cattle. So local that the cattle were actually out grazing in a pasture mear the club until they were ready to be sent to a local meat processor.

For my 21st birthday, my brother took me to a nudie bar after a nice relaxing dinner.

They had this "going away party" for one of the strippers. all of us were invited to wish her well....

...by having a 6 foot hero just sitting out on a dirty table and an uncovered pitcher of cola.

YUM!

my favorite thing to eat there is vagina.

/why make an inuendous pun?

The best fries in Vancouver used to be served at the Marble Arch. That place is now a Korean restaurant or something.

Bathia_Mapes: There used to be a strip club in a semi-rural area of Eugene, but I think it's gone now. Their specialty was steaks from local cattle. So local that the cattle were actually out grazing in a pasture mear the club until they were ready to be sent to a local meat processor.

The strip club 30 miles outside Kansas City has hands on lap dances. rural strip clubs are the best!

That's a very lovely story. And you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm.

olapbill: FMLYHM: In all seriousness though, The club by my old place of employment had absolutly excellent Steak and fries for 3 bucks.

steak-frites for 3 bucks? I'm in. Where is it?

In San Antonio, Wild Zebra, the girls are, well they're not bottom of the barrell, but they aren't the greatest strippers either. Anyways lunch is 2.99 for steak fries and a salad. No cover before 5pm.