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(Metromix) Spiffy Great news, everyone - investigative reporting finds some strip clubs have pretty decent food   (baltimore.metromix.com) divider line 93
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gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 05:30:52 PM  
I heard the muff pie is excellent.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-07-03 05:37:01 PM  
I heard the milk is fresh squeezed.

 
Jakevol2 2009-07-03 06:48:11 PM  
I always go for the tuna tacos.

 
Timm 2009-07-03 06:48:25 PM  
I heard the roast beef is awesome.

 
Quej 2009-07-03 06:49:43 PM  
The fur burgers are great.

 
Gunderson 2009-07-03 06:50:03 PM  
I enjoy a hot open leg sandwich with juice.

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 06:50:08 PM  
Love the hair pie.

 
foil helmet guy 2009-07-03 06:50:27 PM  
Jakevol2: I always go for the tuna tacos.



hold the salsa

 
JimmyDTU 2009-07-03 06:50:28 PM  
Delilah's in Philadelphia. That is all.

 
FMLYHM 2009-07-03 06:50:40 PM  
In all seriousness though, The club by my old place of employment had absolutly excellent Steak and fries for 3 bucks.

 
Unsung_Hero 2009-07-03 06:50:56 PM  
I trust the deep fryer renders most things safe... so when I'm in a place of questionable cleanliness, it's a plate of fries for me, thanks.

That said, many strip clubs have aspiring chefs for cooks. You CAN get some nice food, and since food slows down the rate at which you get drunk, food is often actually reasonable in strip clubs as it helps sell you more alcohol (which is unreasonably priced, of course).

/Plus, naked chicks.

 
pathouston22 2009-07-03 06:51:25 PM  
I always put mayonnaise between the buns.

 
Jakevol2 2009-07-03 06:52:11 PM  
foil helmet guy: Jakevol2: I always go for the tuna tacos.



hold the salsa


and the guacamole

 
Faddy 2009-07-03 06:52:23 PM  
I heard the tossed salad is mouth watering.

 
olapbill 2009-07-03 06:53:18 PM  
FMLYHM: In all seriousness though, The club by my old place of employment had absolutly excellent Steak and fries for 3 bucks.

steak-frites for 3 bucks? I'm in. Where is it?

 
Jakevol2 2009-07-03 06:53:19 PM  
Though the cherry tart is often overripe.

 
onebadgungan 2009-07-03 06:53:49 PM  
Split-tail Beaver with Fromunda Cheese on toast.

/just like mom used to make

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-07-03 06:54:52 PM  
Something about nudity and food just doesn't sit well with me.

/Warner Robins Ga. ftw!

 
fusillade762 2009-07-03 06:55:51 PM  
www.bocachicawired.com

 
alt-explode 2009-07-03 06:56:11 PM  
Do the girls make you a sammich after the show?

 
GranoblasticMan 2009-07-03 06:57:54 PM  
I'll have to consider a strip club next time I have the urge to eat out.

 
doofusgumby [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 06:57:54 PM  
Hustler club in san francisco has some damn good food, and a great wine selection.

/all y'all beat me to the entedres, damnit

 
pacmanner 2009-07-03 06:57:56 PM  
Sugars in Austin actually had some decent munchies. They used to have a $5 steak with a baked potato and salad that was a great deal. The happy hour wasn't bad either. Half price starters and $2.50 beers. That beer price is cheap for a strip club. Damn the strip clubs here in Dresden are shiate. I miss me some Sugars.....and Expose too....I like a bit of sleaze in my strip club sometimes.

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 06:58:57 PM  
i21.photobucket.com

 
T-Luv 2009-07-03 06:59:27 PM  
I hear the titties in your face chowder is great

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:00:45 PM  
Cream of Sum Yung Gal?

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-03 07:01:25 PM  
Their clams rub me the wrong way.

/wait, what?

 
Mad Scientist 2009-07-03 07:01:33 PM  
Bearded clams- today's special.

 
Jakevol2 2009-07-03 07:01:36 PM  
Poppa Boner: Cream of Sum Yung Gal?

You're trying too hard.

 
cats4rent 2009-07-03 07:03:09 PM  
go eat at the red dog saloon in oklahoma city. bring dollars for the girls.

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:04:53 PM  
Jakevol2: You're trying too hard.

Don't knock it. That's how I get sponsored.

SUCK IT LITER!

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:06:35 PM  
i21.photobucket.com

 
Jakevol2 2009-07-03 07:06:53 PM  
Poppa Boner: Jakevol2: You're trying too hard.

Don't knock it. That's how I get sponsored.

SUCK IT LITER!


....and you too can feel superior to others for only five dollars a month.

 
Pay the Man 2009-07-03 07:07:35 PM  
I always order the Furburger, thighs, and a poke, cherry bendover and change in nipples.

 
bigolstinger 2009-07-03 07:07:56 PM  
Just like at KFC...

always get the piece between the thighs

 
fusillade762 2009-07-03 07:08:59 PM  
Jody's here in Portland opens for breakfast at 7am. Who goes to a strip club for breakfast?

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-03 07:12:06 PM  
fusillade762:
Jody's here in Portland opens for breakfast at 7am. Who goes to a strip club for breakfast?

"Come in for the Rooty Tootie Fresh Patootie."

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:15:15 PM  
Jakevol2: ....and you too can feel superior to others for only five dollars a month.

I'm too broke for that. I'm just a whore.

 
futuridz 2009-07-03 07:20:29 PM  
it's all fun and games until somebody puts their penis in the mashed potatoes.


/has never been to a strip club that served food.

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:21:25 PM  
Only 'gentleman's clubs' serve food.

'Strip clubs' are $7 at the door, $6 for a domestic, and a budding crack ho on every stage.

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-07-03 07:23:44 PM  
foil helmet guy: Jakevol2: I always go for the tuna tacos.



hold the salsa


I knew this was where this thread would go but I decided to look anyway.
I was always afraid of finding short and curly hairs in my food, so I have never eaten at Boobies Bar. (seeing if filter is working)

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-07-03 07:25:10 PM  
futuridz: it's all fun and games until somebody puts their penis in the mashed potatoes.

I guess I am doing it wrong.

 
JSieverts [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:25:25 PM  
wait.....according to the article....they did all their research by visiting only the three clubs they show food from....

Ric Romero?

 
Jakevol2 2009-07-03 07:26:10 PM  
PickinWhiskers: foil helmet guy: Jakevol2: I always go for the tuna tacos.



hold the salsa

I knew this was where this thread would go but I decided to look anyway.
I was always afraid of finding short and curly hairs in my food, so I have never eaten at Boobies Bar. (seeing if filter is working)


I'm of the mind, that you go and eat at a restaurant and you go get your nut at a strip club and never the twain shall meet.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:26:59 PM  
There used to be a strip club in a semi-rural area of Eugene, but I think it's gone now. Their specialty was steaks from local cattle. So local that the cattle were actually out grazing in a pasture mear the club until they were ready to be sent to a local meat processor.

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:28:41 PM  
For my 21st birthday, my brother took me to a nudie bar after a nice relaxing dinner.

They had this "going away party" for one of the strippers. all of us were invited to wish her well....

...by having a 6 foot hero just sitting out on a dirty table and an uncovered pitcher of cola.

YUM!

my favorite thing to eat there is vagina.

/why make an inuendous pun?

 
dead_dangler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:29:22 PM  
The best fries in Vancouver used to be served at the Marble Arch. That place is now a Korean restaurant or something.

 
Jakevol2 2009-07-03 07:30:30 PM  
Bathia_Mapes: There used to be a strip club in a semi-rural area of Eugene, but I think it's gone now. Their specialty was steaks from local cattle. So local that the cattle were actually out grazing in a pasture mear the club until they were ready to be sent to a local meat processor.

The strip club 30 miles outside Kansas City has hands on lap dances. rural strip clubs are the best!

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-07-03 07:32:06 PM  
That's a very lovely story. And you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm.

 
FMLYHM 2009-07-03 07:38:09 PM  
olapbill: FMLYHM: In all seriousness though, The club by my old place of employment had absolutly excellent Steak and fries for 3 bucks.

steak-frites for 3 bucks? I'm in. Where is it?


In San Antonio, Wild Zebra, the girls are, well they're not bottom of the barrell, but they aren't the greatest strippers either. Anyways lunch is 2.99 for steak fries and a salad. No cover before 5pm.

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-07-03 07:41:22 PM  
Chicken Strips?

 
The Southern Dandy 2009-07-03 07:48:55 PM  
I'm not coordinated enough to eat and watch tail shake in my face, so I always end up with the fork in my eye.

 
logruszed 2009-07-03 07:50:20 PM  
blogs.seattleweekly.com

 
Witchydiva 2009-07-03 07:58:14 PM  
pacmanner: Sugars in Austin actually had some decent munchies. They used to have a $5 steak with a baked potato and salad that was a great deal.

I haven't been to Sugar's for a while, but their food was always decent. The salad w/chicken strips had like 5 HUGE fried chicken strips that were cooked well (not greasy or dried out). Perfect 10 had some good specials last time I was there, though I had a bad experience with the midnight omlette bar once. Palazzio in south Austin has surprisingly good food - they did a greek pizza a few weeks ago that was really, really good. Can't go wrong with the cheese plate, and the coconut shrimp always hit the spot.

 
Son_of_Sleestak 2009-07-03 07:59:57 PM  
Steak Chunks at the ACROP FTW!

photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net

 
olapbill 2009-07-03 08:05:56 PM  
FMLYHM: olapbill: FMLYHM: In all seriousness though, The club by my old place of employment had absolutly excellent Steak and fries for 3 bucks.

steak-frites for 3 bucks? I'm in. Where is it?

In San Antonio, Wild Zebra, the girls are, well they're not bottom of the barrell, but they aren't the greatest strippers either. Anyways lunch is 2.99 for steak fries and a salad. No cover before 5pm.


I don't give a crap if the strippers are midget amputee lady boys. 3 bucks for a decent steak frite plate plus salad is the shiat!!

 
robogun 2009-07-03 08:07:19 PM  
Acropolis = awesome

girls too

 
zamboni 2009-07-03 08:09:24 PM  
"Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard."

 
SharkTrager 2009-07-03 08:13:38 PM  
Jakevol2: Bathia_Mapes: There used to be a strip club in a semi-rural area of Eugene, but I think it's gone now. Their specialty was steaks from local cattle. So local that the cattle were actually out grazing in a pasture mear the club until they were ready to be sent to a local meat processor.

The strip club 30 miles outside Kansas City has hands on lap dances. rural strip clubs are the best!


In both Dallas and Houston you can get plenty of "hands on" dances if you know where to go. It's not just a rural thing.

 
fusillade762 2009-07-03 08:17:29 PM  
Jakevol2: I'm of the mind, that you go and eat at a restaurant and you go get your nut at a strip club and never the twain shall meet.


I'm with you on this one. Why would I want to waste blood flow on digestion when I could be using it to fuel a stiffy?

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-07-03 08:19:27 PM  
Austin has 2 completley nude, hands-on (depending on the dancer) clubs. BYOB too so you don't have to take out a loan for a night of drinking.
Never eaten ate either though. And I won't.

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-07-03 08:21:01 PM  
PickinWhiskers: Austin has 2 completley nude, hands-on (depending on the dancer) clubs. BYOB too so you don't have to take out a loan for a night of drinking.
Never eaten ate either though. And I won't.


at...dammit.

 
Witchydiva 2009-07-03 08:34:22 PM  
PickinWhiskers: Austin has 2 completley nude, hands-on (depending on the dancer) clubs. BYOB too so you don't have to take out a loan for a night of drinking.
Never eaten ate either though. And I won't.


XTC, Hot Bodies... and I wouldn't eat at EITHER of them. All-nude clubs tend to have a completely different level/set of girls than topless clubs (Landing Strip notwithstanding).

The leggings are there to cover track marks, and they don't shave to keep the fur down - its to keep the crabs from crawling too far.

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-07-03 08:43:01 PM  
Witchydiva: PickinWhiskers: Austin has 2 completley nude, hands-on (depending on the dancer) clubs. BYOB too so you don't have to take out a loan for a night of drinking.
Never eaten ate either though. And I won't.

XTC, Hot Bodies... and I wouldn't eat at EITHER of them. All-nude clubs tend to have a completely different level/set of girls than topless clubs (Landing Strip notwithstanding).

The leggings are there to cover track marks, and they don't shave to keep the fur down - its to keep the crabs from crawling too far.


Ok, 3 places. Pink Monkey is the 3rd. I have never heard of Hot Bodies.
Yep, they are 'interesting'. XTC seems to be in a mobile/manufactured home. Really dirty place.
Different type of clientele too. Don't forget your gun!

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 08:44:27 PM  
Son_of_Sleestak: Steak Chunks at the ACROP FTW!

Good call. Portland has awesome strip club food. Hell, there's even a strip club with an entirely Vegan menu, and forbids its dancers from wearing leather.

/Not a fan of Vegan food, just saying it's there.

 
dreadpir8roberts 2009-07-03 08:47:07 PM  
Witchydiva:

I haven't been to Sugar's for a while, but their food was always decent. The salad w/chicken strips had like 5 HUGE fried chicken strips that were cooked well (not greasy or dried out). Perfect 10 had some good specials last time I was there, though I had a bad experience with the midnight omlette bar once. Palazzio in south Austin has surprisingly good food - they did a greek pizza a few weeks ago that was really, really good. Can't go wrong with the cheese plate, and the coconut shrimp always hit the spot.

clicky clicky on profile....


How you doin'? :)

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 09:17:18 PM  
Ah yes, Acropolis! I might also suggest Sassy's in Portland for lunch--fantastic grilled cheese and the french fries, anywhere, ever.
i39.tinypic.com

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 09:22:24 PM  
^^that was supposed to say BEST french fries, anywhere, ever

 
DenisVengeance 2009-07-03 09:30:09 PM  
Saw a guy eating a plate of spaghetti stage-side at the Kit Kat in Sunnyvale, CA once. Naked chick did a backbend and her long hair landed right in the guy's plate. They both kept right on doing what they were doing.

/eats in the corner at a table first, then enjoys the show

 
riknight 2009-07-03 10:13:46 PM  
LEGS AND EGGS AT THE FOXY LADY IN DOWNTOWN PROVIDENCE RI

 
Humorbot 5.0 2009-07-03 10:14:42 PM  
Wait, they serve food at strip clubs?

I thought strip joints were where you get hammered, and watch girls get nakkie for your own entertainment.

/would never eat at a strip club on amateur night
//shudder

 
Timdesuyo 2009-07-03 10:29:50 PM  
As usual, no one here is willing to admit to having tried the sausage.

 
nuclear_asshat 2009-07-03 10:30:13 PM  
I cannot bring myself to eat in a strip club. I'll say this, I was at a bachelor party in Columbus, and I've never seen such poor quality strip clubs ever.

I assumed with the huge university that it would be full of hot chicks. Nope. A bunch of old and busted meth skanks.

 
Dicky B 2009-07-03 10:32:25 PM  
cats4rent: go eat at the red dog saloon in oklahoma city. bring dollars for the girls.

I haven't been there since they took out the trapeze.

/really, spinning cages are lame in comparison.

 
OrigynalSyn 2009-07-03 10:34:29 PM  
I've only been to one strip club in a divey part of San Francisco, and I have to say it killed my appetite. I need to get back on the horse and go to a good one :(

 
zunkus 2009-07-03 10:39:59 PM  
I prefer the 21 year old pie. But in all seriousness me and a couple friends had a pretty regular ritual of going to a strip club for dinner and drinks to get the night started, the food was good and it was byob so that was great too, $20 cover kinda sucked though.

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:36:59 PM  
Well, I need to et some fruit in my diet. How are the melons?

 
Knara 2009-07-03 11:55:52 PM  
SharkTrager: Jakevol2: Bathia_Mapes: There used to be a strip club in a semi-rural area of Eugene, but I think it's gone now. Their specialty was steaks from local cattle. So local that the cattle were actually out grazing in a pasture mear the club until they were ready to be sent to a local meat processor.

The strip club 30 miles outside Kansas City has hands on lap dances. rural strip clubs are the best!

In both Dallas and Houston you can get plenty of "hands on" dances if you know where to go. It's not just a rural thing.


Denver, too.

 
ChakkaMofo 2009-07-03 11:58:48 PM  
What's that, a tremor in the force? I am sensing an Acropolis fark party in the works here.

/Love's Portland

 
ffish [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-04 12:08:04 AM  
DenisVengeance: Saw a guy eating a plate of spaghetti stage-side at the Kit Kat in Sunnyvale, CA once. Naked chick did a backbend and her long hair landed right in the guy's plate. They both kept right on doing what they were doing.

/eats in the corner at a table first, then enjoys the show


Except it's not the Kit Kat Club anymore. It's Cheetah's. Happened a few weeks (months?) ago. Was it any good? I always heard mixed things about it.

/ Passed it on the way to Fry's
// srsly

 
Alx_xlA 2009-07-04 12:24:53 AM  
basicinstructions.net

But anyway:baltimore.metromix.com
Wait... Was there food in that photo?

 
Sid Deuces 2009-07-04 01:07:04 AM  
Dream Girls - 16oz ribeye and sides, FREE, yes free!!!
During the dayshift, before 7pm
Plus free burgers, fresh fish and more.
And domestic beers 4 bottles for $10
Just $5 cover before 7pm

 
Polishwonder74 2009-07-04 01:48:23 AM  
blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com

/hotlinked

 
Slick Johnson 2009-07-04 02:15:47 AM  
Hah. I had dinner at a strip club with my wife (now ex) several years ago. We were eating our salads when the assistant manager came to our table to deliver our entree's. Just as he got there, I bit into something solid hard. My wife even heard it. She thought I had lost a crown and bit into it. I reached into my mouth and pulled out a sheet metal screw. The manager was flabbergasted. He took the screw, went into the kitchen, came back with the chef who apologized up one side and down the other. Then I was told everything was comped that night.

/Got dinner and a screw at a strip club on the house.
//While my wife watched

 
Pmoon 2009-07-04 03:35:12 AM  
Brass Rail in Sunnyvale, CA. Beautiful girls but not top or bottomless. Food at lunch is very good. Nice enough place that I took my boss there when I worked at Apple. Prime rib one day a week. He had the prime rib, he thought it was very good.

 
ffish [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-04 03:45:04 AM  
Pmoon: Brass Rail in Sunnyvale, CA. Beautiful girls but not top or bottomless. Food at lunch is very good. Nice enough place that I took my boss there when I worked at Apple. Prime rib one day a week. He had the prime rib, he thought it was very good.

It's a bikini bar then? Looks kinda dirty and skeevey from the outside, though. *shrug* Never been there, just driven by it since I used to live a few miles away. How did you talk your boss into going there?

/ is that you in your profile pic? dare I ask where and doing what? :)

 
Lumoclear 2009-07-04 07:33:12 AM  
Tossed salad?

Yeah, I usually go for the view than the food.

 
chas218 2009-07-04 07:48:17 AM  
I came for the beef curtains.

 
i.r.id10t 2009-07-04 09:39:10 AM  
Ya know, even though I love me a good asher (yay skeeters!) I can't bring myself to go to the Cafe Risque to get one... not only would the wife kill me, but I can cook one at home that is better.

 
onebadgungan 2009-07-04 12:42:15 PM  
Lumoclear: Tossed salad?

Yeah, I usually go for the view than the food.


You're missing something.

 
DenisVengeance 2009-07-04 02:05:39 PM  
ffish: DenisVengeance: Saw a guy eating a plate of spaghetti stage-side at the Kit Kat in Sunnyvale, CA once. Naked chick did a backbend and her long hair landed right in the guy's plate. They both kept right on doing what they were doing.

/eats in the corner at a table first, then enjoys the show

Except it's not the Kit Kat Club anymore. It's Cheetah's. Happened a few weeks (months?) ago. Was it any good? I always heard mixed things about it.

Hadn't heard about the name change. Haven't been there in probably eight years - food was actually kinda decent!

 
dreadpir8roberts 2009-07-04 10:50:48 PM  
Alx_xlA: But anyway:
Wait... Was there food in that photo?


I'm guessing the one on the right is the door-girl.

 
Poochner 2009-07-04 11:04:07 PM  
The Cheetah in Atlanta has a (supposedly) award-winning restaurant along with it, and GA is (or was the last time I went to a strip club) full nude. I've never been there, but people tell me it's good. The prime rib at the Gold Club in SF was better than average, but it's one of those "keep your distance" places, apparently.

 
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