friend looks ok too

/bouncy, bouncy

I can help?

Is Subby Amish? Seriously...

so, regardless of what else is going on in the world, this is news?

/2012 you cant come fast enough.

Why the hell does she think that blonde looks better on her?

Kind of a let down.. but still faptastic.

I saw something hotter looking in the toilet today.

Gravyguts: so, regardless of what else is going on in the world, this is news?

/2012 you cant come fast enough.

Ummm... no?

Nice one Gravyguts. Comment on a Jessica Alba thread on the Showbiz page and say 'this isn't news'. Unbelievable.

Penis goes where?

PsyLord:
Is Subby Amish? Seriously...

Amish beaus often spend a night in bed with their sweetheart, as a preparation for married life. A board is placed across the bed to physically separate them.

Hence the phrase "man over board".

she's not weating the pajamas I sent her. bummer.

Pretty average looking without the glamour.

Voon.

Yeah, very pretty.... who's the blond chick?

Not especially hot, subby, so I'll take my chances.

/call me when she's going to test mine

So let me get this straight subby. With all the pron in the world at my fingertips, I'm supposed to think a fully clothed and non made-up (not even sure if that's the word for not wearing makeup)Jessica Alba is the hottest thing I'll see all day?

Yeah, I think I'll just stick to checking out the hotties in the Miss SC contest from a few days ago.

Dude, you can totally see her bra strap!

FAPITY FAP FAP

Why do celebrities think Blackberry is the smartphone to have? I pretty much guarantee they'd all like the iPhone better.

zephyr_words: I saw something hotter looking in the toilet today.

Yeah, but did you post photos of it online?

Looks like a scene out of the Pretty Woman remake

Those sharp knees tore up her jeans...

The other chick is James King, or Jamie King.

I'll be in my bunk.

Not attractive.

//not teh ghey.

Meh, I'm a little disappointed.

That said, testing mattresses is fun.

/especially when they are nice and firm.
//FLAME ON! Go to town.

meehaw: Not attractive.

//not teh ghey.

I agree. YUK!

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DrMcNinja: Why the hell does she think that blonde looks better on her?

THIS.

So how do you remove herpes from a mattress?

Why is this fap-worthy? She's hot, I get it, but...

I think she is attractive.

PeppaJack: Why is this fap-worthy? She's hot, I get it, but...

Maybe if you want to have some domestic fantasy of living with Jessica Alba?

"Oh yeah, she's out buying a new bed because we broke the last one."

Yeah, it's a stretch, but now that I've come up with that idea in my mind I'm gonna need some alone time in my bunk.

Well, she's buying a mattress not a bed. But that's nitpicking here...

In any case:

saw a big ball of burning gas at the center of our solar system that was way hotter.

/but that's not important right now.

This is so hot

Just get out of jail?

"Insatiable horny man addict" runs a close second to "Poorly tatooed Asian dwarf slut" as one of the greatest lines Ive seen on Fark.

tdpatriots12: Well, she's buying a mattress not a bed. But that's nitpicking here...

In any case:

WOW. Gotta love the celeb bikini doggystyle pose.


Right place, right time.

Well, that beach pic is fap-worthy. Thanks to tdpatriots12 for helping to kill one more kitten.

MORE!

FREDIOHEAD: MORE!

Good work man!

There are MUCH hotter pictures of her. Those were just kinda lame.

Are torn jeans making a come-back?

Link (NSFW)

Stupid, stupid, stupid. I can't believe people took the time to:

- take pictures of her testing out mattresses
- upload them to a computer
- post them on a blog
- read the blog and realize it would make a suitable link for Fark
- post the link
- greenlight the link

I like Alba, she makes my penis uncomfortable in my jeans. But this is incredibly far from being sexy.

Who?

zvoidx: Those sharp knees tore up her jeans...

WINNAR!

Wow. Alba is still pretty without all the makeup and airbrushing. Never really noticed it until now.

Can we please stop linking to that shiatty site?

The 80's called - they want their jeans back.

browntimmy: Can we please stop linking to that shiatty site?

We can't ever stop!

zephyr_words: I saw something hotter looking in the toilet today.

Who you meet in truck stop bathrooms is none of our business.

You can't even see her ankles!

browntimmy: Can we please stop linking to that shiatty site?

You sir, are retarded. I bid you, good day!

FREDIOHEAD: Link (NSFW)

FREDIOHEAD:
I am a 100% straight male, but I have to say that ....I love you.
I can sleep well tonight.

PickinWhiskers: FREDIOHEAD: Link (NSFW)

FREDIOHEAD:
I am a 100% straight male, but I have to say that ....I love you.
I can sleep well tonight.


Yup, I do like me some Jessica Alba.

And did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountain green....

And, I'm done.

Im going to go out on a limb and say that the video I saw of Bar Refaeli naked on a bed was hotter.

Will she be shopping for a new bidet anytime soon?

its also creepy. some guy (and we KNOW its a dude) took pics of this while she was shopping.

InmanRoshi: Im going to go out on a limb and say that the video I saw of Bar Refaeli naked on a bed was hotter.

Ahem -- link, please!

AlrightGuy: InmanRoshi: Im going to go out on a limb and say that the video I saw of Bar Refaeli naked on a bed was hotter.

Ahem -- link, please!

Err... I saw it on huffington post, too lazy to track it down for you.