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(WAFB) Scary "Well, I guess this is a swamp, shark that lives in the swamp. You could call it a swamp shark."   (wafb.com) divider line 59
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mjjt [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:33:39 PM  
Bull shark fishing is a Family Guy sport in Queensland Aust.

Multi story condos built right on the (artificial) canals; chuck a heavy line and baited hook over the edge of your balcony; bull sharks cruise up canal looking for scraps, stray lap dogs etc = big game fishing without boats or waves, all within 12 feet of your fridge and bbq - what's not to like?

 
fireside68 2009-07-03 11:47:59 PM  
When I was in fifth grade we took an Atchafalaya Basin flatboat tour as a field trip. It was cool; I got to get all up close and personal with the basin...just wouldn't do it now knowing those farkers are in there.


Claude Ballse, you should get a picture of the basin in mid spring.

 
sirbissel 2009-07-03 11:52:34 PM  
Well, just so long as they don't get into the Amite, I don't really care.

 
mortimer_ford 2009-07-04 12:17:36 AM  
Lewis and Clark had recorded bull sharks as far inland as the Grand Tetons.

This frightening leviathan whoemth breath spray fouled by gore and mountain thistle approaches a stealth envied by the drunkest of my savages. It can swing a cane at half a heartbeat and best a man at chess in the morning.

 
Any Pie Left 2009-07-04 01:00:34 AM  
Bonnie Hammer is burning up the hotline to the syfy channel to pitch this as the next creature to fight a giant Boa or Mansquito.

"Swamp Sharks" starring Lorenzo Lamas (Quidado! Lamas!) as the plucky scientist and Brian Doyle Murray as the Old Cajun Bastard Hunting Guide. With special guest star Margot Kidder.

 
OneFretAway [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 01:08:49 AM  
Any Pie Left: Bonnie Hammer is burning up the hotline to the syfy channel to pitch this as the next creature to fight a giant Boa or Mansquito.

"Swamp Sharks" starring Lorenzo Lamas (Quidado! Lamas!) as the plucky scientist and Brian Doyle Murray as the Old Cajun Bastard Hunting Guide. With special guest star Margot Kidder.


Damn. Your movie sounds groovy. They've been running a Twilight Zone marathon all day today (again).

/200 channels and there's nothing on.

 
ciberido 2009-07-04 08:08:38 AM  
Pr1nc3ss: Sharks scare me. They aren't my friends.

Fano: Of course not, chum

what you did there
www.epicallyfunnypictures.com
I see it

 
Zumaki 2009-07-04 02:08:00 PM  
OneFretAway:

Damn. Your movie sounds groovy. They've been running a Twilight Zone marathon all day today (again).

/200 channels and there's nothing on.


Hey screw you, buddy. Twilight Zone is still great entertainment and Rod Serling was a genius. You just don't appreciate quality television programming.

 
natas6.0 2009-07-04 07:30:40 PM  
I think the stat is 26 months in fresh water.

Anyone for a nice dip at the swimming hole circa 1916?

 
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